Massage Parlor Reports

Anyone been to Blue Ocean lately? I really enjoyed it in Jan / Feb but I haven't been there since. Curious how the current roster is compared to Julia and Michele?

[QUOTE=Alasqano;4224291]Truth be told, I wasn't trying to negotiate. I was still kind of new to this game. It was my first time there and I didn't know it was 140 at the time. I went in blind with 180 in my pocket: 60 for the place and 120 for the tip. They accepted the 120 and just said to bring 140 next time.[/QUOTE]Most folks think "PTL" means Praise the Lord. Actually it means "Pay the Lady. ".

It was 1. 0 for decades, no matter what the economy or exchange rate. For decent quality goods, in this economy, you should just pay the lady.

[QUOTE=Ixxon;4223406]I typically do not negotiate. Spoils the mood. It's been 140 for about a year now. Condos are a good alternative.[/QUOTE]Wow. That's a 40% price jump in a year. Even more than prescription drugs.

[QUOTE=Jokester1;4223294]I guess I'll stick with the C-condos--I like the atmosphere better than an AMP anyway.[/QUOTE]Can you give me some info about condos?

[QUOTE=NalaleeBob;4225071]Can you give me some info about condos?[/QUOTE]Are you illiterate? Can you use google? Can you offer something, anything, before you ask a favor? Your two other posts are dubious and suspect. You've got to be willing to read the threads. If you read it, you can cum.

Thank you sir. You are a gentleman and a monger. You've given me hope for this board.

[QUOTE=MiracleMet;4222353]So after seeing a couple of you drop her name I went to check her out this week.

At a glance she does look like she's in her 20's, but upon further inspection you can see that she's probably 30. But she is lovely and a very sweet girl. She has a great body, slender but not too skinny. Bolt on Bs, and is about 5'4" if I had to guess.

Massage was OK, table shower was OK. Extras were great. Non-rushed and very engaged. Dinner at the why was appreciated and enjoyed. Finished up with 10 minutes to spare and she gave me a nice leg rub to finish up our time.

She's no Gina, oh are you ever coming back! But she's a solid and enjoyable girl a 7 or 8 in my book. No regrets on spending the time with her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GingerMan;4224710]Most folks think "PTL" means Praise the Lord. Actually it means "Pay the Lady. ".

It was 1. 0 for decades, no matter what the economy or exchange rate. For decent quality goods, in this economy, you should just pay the lady.[/QUOTE]60 or 70 house + 140 for an older woman giving AMP service is pretty poor value compared to younger, prettier, GFE-level MSOG at 260-300.

[QUOTE=StrawMan83;4224365]Anyone been to Blue Ocean lately? I really enjoyed it in Jan / Feb but I haven't been there since. Curious how the current roster is compared to Julia and Michele?[/QUOTE]Blue ocean nice but last two visit around 9 pm doors locked. Bring me to h.

Over price hole in wall down the street on Allentown. House. 7 and nice young talker to my room that wanted $. 5 for HJ or CBJ! Never paid over $ in all my visit in dmv. She states this md those DC prices. I ask for mamasen. Mama tells me they trying to get $$ from each FS. I walked out. Don't know who fuckin the spa game up but I rather fly out the country for my Asia treats! !! Avoid location behind 7-11 straight rip off

Wow, I've never seen this forum so slow. Which suggests to me that business is slow for the spas b / c when things are poppin' out there, this forum talks about it. I'm about to sample Greenbelt again, and will prime your thinking organs w / a request for tips. If I recall correctly I've seen Chanel at VIP, Gina at RS, and Sugar at TK, and written here about them. I'm ready for someone new and captivating. I favor the top-heavy and fit. Tall is good too. Who do you suggest, fellas? PM if preferred.

Max.

[QUOTE=MaxRodman;4228918]Wow, I've never seen this forum so slow. Which suggests to me that business is slow for the spas b / c when things are poppin' out there, this forum talks about it. I'm about to sample Greenbelt again, and will prime your thinking organs w / a request for tips. If I recall correctly I've seen Chanel at VIP, Gina at RS, and Sugar at TK, and written here about them. I'm ready for someone new and captivating. I favor the top-heavy and fit. Tall is good too. Who do you suggest, fellas? PM if preferred.

Max.[/QUOTE]I suspect the various school spring breaks have a lot to do with the apparent slow-down. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if the Kraft bust and the extent to which the cops went to create that sting may be keeping guys away. Check your PM as well.

[QUOTE=Max#01;4229199]I suspect the various school spring breaks have a lot to do with the apparent slow-down. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if the Kraft bust and the extent to which the cops went to create that sting may be keeping guys away. Check your PM as well.[/QUOTE]I have similar tastes to the other Max as well. Mind PMing me whatever info you shared too? Thanks!

Saw all 3 in VIP. Chanel Kay & Yung. It's pretty much all he described to a T here. Won't go into much details. But I enjoyed Kay the most. She's not the prettiest but she's got the body that was the most enjoyable. Overall I could possible repeat with anyone of them.

Jesse at CA is a bombshell. But damn didn't seem to connect well. Little rushed. There's 4 girls in total there. So I'll like to keep exploring.

Might have to check out RS to see what snapping.

[QUOTE=Viper301;4232178]Saw all 3 in VIP. Chanel Kay & Yung. It's pretty much all he described to a T here. Won't go into much details. But I enjoyed Kay the most. She's not the prettiest but she's got the body that was the most enjoyable. Overall I could possible repeat with anyone of them.

Jesse at CA is a bombshell. But damn didn't seem to connect well. Little rushed. There's 4 girls in total there. So I'll like to keep exploring.

Might have to check out RS to see what snapping.[/QUOTE]Any of them under 30 and BBBJ qualified by chance?

[QUOTE=JustAsk9;4233006]Any of them under 30 and BBBJ qualified by chance?[/QUOTE]I would say all in their 30's. BBBJ YMMV. But more unlikely.

Called ahead an hour on Sunday to schedule an hour appointment. Was 10 minutes late, but it was no biggy. Mamasan showed me to my room and carded me. In my head, I was thinking "is this necessary?

She had her index finger hovering the small I'd card, like a century old human typing on a brand new computer's keyboard, looking for the right keys to push, asked me "where is your birthdate?

"Oh, that's why".

After the quick screening process, everything checked out and pointed to the massage table that was behind me in the small doored room and said she would bring in a lovely lady.

All this time, I'm thinking what if the po-po decide to show up? I did drive past a police station with a parking lot dedicated to police cars (which was full of them). Since it was my first time here, I was pretty scared shitless. So I decide to undress to the bare and did not put a towel over myself and in comes a malnourished Korean lady. She was in her late 30's, early 40's (I was leaning towards early 40's based on my judgement from having known many generations of Korean friends). I knew she was Korean because they all yelled and screamed at each other through the thin paper walls, shouting "Are you finished with the bathroom yet! Hurry up! It was chaotic. Apparently there are 4 rooms with 1 room dedicated for a shower with a table.

Her English was bad. I asked how much for the house massage and got a reply with $50/ hh and $60/ h. I did the latter because it included the table shower. She started by putting a large body towel over me and massaging me with no skin contact. It was brutal. I don't put lotion on my body and massaging my body with a dry towel just burns (think of carpet burns when you were a kid). About ten minutes passed and we both entered another room with the table shower. It was a quick in and out process. After we came back to the first room, she didn't really massage me. Her version of a massage was like tapping along to the beats of a hit song from the 70's. She was extremely weak and didn't want to use excess force. She flipped me over in 10 minutes and was very straight forward with her words: "What you want?" and "Only cash baby". So I handed over two Jacksons.

"No, No. Not enough baby. $60. ".

I told her it was all I was carrying and would come back from my car to grab another Jackson. All was settled without any uncomfortableness. She undressed to the bare and started sucking my nipples with great passion. I was rock hard once she put her left hand on my anaconda with oil, but was hard because of the physical attraction that lacked from her. I have to admit, though, the thin walls made it a nice environment with all of the other ladies that were screeching and moaning with the loud banging in a steady tempo (ah, the days back in the college dorms). I did forget to mention above that this place provides extra-extra services if you got the bread. She mentioned a $120 tip that I was not interested in.

I don't want to toot on my own horns, but I was like a well respected captain controlling his own ship that would not blast his load until when he wanted. 15 minutes and the service begins? I got some serious time on my, or per se, her hands.

When I finished, she offered water and that was it. Pretty much told me to gtfo. As soon as I exited the building through the exiting doors, I want to say I shat a single brick through my boxers. A cop car was literally a few 10 feet from the exit. It was empty, but there was another truck behind it that had a gentleman looking straight at my direction watching my movements. He had a hat, mustache that resembled Heisenberg in season 1, and both hands were on the steering wheel. I didn't know how to act nonchalant, so I pulled out my phone from my ass pocket and minded my own business, got in my car, and got the hell out of there.

I probably won't be going back because of the traumatic experience at the end which neutralized my HE. But for $100, it was mediocre to OK.

Go at your own risk.