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[QUOTE=Wiregrass;3383909]Lets not forget those who say their time is valuable and time wasters will be black-listed. What about all the times you've led me on. Right up until I drive to your location and then you go silent?
I know, that should be posted in another forum, but its similar. A VALID COMPLAINT.[/QUOTE]Yes, you are correct sir. I've got burned on that a few times too.
[QUOTE=BamaBoy21;3381073]I've also been to see Lisa at Panda 3 times now. Cute with a nice figure, maybe late 30's early 40's. First time (1 hr) I made the mistake of asking for a deep tissue massage, and came home with bruising in between the shoulder blades. But that was my fault for not backing her off of the deep hard pressure. But there was a little teasing the boys so I assumed maybe I just need to become a regular and the HE may happen. Patience. 2nd visit a few weeks later was a spur of the moment thing in the evening and she only had a 30 minute spot for me because someone was booked after that until closing time. So only a little tease this time, but still enjoyable. 3rd visit was yesterday - 90 minutes. Enjoyed the table shower, and then very good massage. Plenty of teasing during the face down massage for the first hour, but she kept the boys covered with a small towel after the flip, even though she had to see that I was about 3/4 "up". Being a relative newbie to this, and her seemingly knowing very little English, I just didn't quite know how to ask for the HE. I enjoy the massages, but really would enjoy the HE too of course. Any tips?[/QUOTE]First, don't be shy. Believe me, any girl working in a spa has seen and heard it all. You are not going to embarrass her. Before the flip, if she gets anywhere close to the boys, tell her that feels good, if she gets anywhere near the head of the table, pat her on the ass a little and tell her how good she is. After the flip, remove the towel from your junk and tell her you're too hot, if she tries to put it back remove it again and tell her its ok and smile. Always smile and be polite. If you don't get a HE, point to your junk and tell her to massage here. If she offers to put oil on Jr. Or your hand she expects you to DIY. Tell her NO TIP. Be firm but persistent. It may work or not. But by the time you've been to a place 3-4 times you've wasted a lot of money for nothing. Good luck.
Mr Trucker is absolutely correct in that it is the Golden Rule, and those with the gold make the rules. She can take it or leave it but there is no middle ground. Simple make it a non negotiable business deal - just make it very clear what you are willing to tip for and if not received then Don't Tip anything.
Once explained it is up to them. I'm Guilt Free after many failed samplings. Otherwise you can use those freed up funds towards another experience.
If not then allow Rosey Palm and her daughters to come to the rescue.
Anyone had any experiences with the new Kung Fu in Vestavia? You can PM me.
I live in Trussville so I was excited when they opened. On my first visit, I saw two asian ladies in the lobby. I didn't get the prettier of the two but I was still excited to have some fun. She gave me a BJ and was VERY thorough about it, even getting after my balls and taint. It was great. I went back as soon as I could and was glad to get the pretty one I missed out on during my first visit. Unfortunately, she would only let the oil fall out of her hands on the boys and I had to self service. She wouldn't even allow and boob play. She cleaned everything up when I finished. I've been back two more times hoping for a repeat of the first visit, but had to self-service each time. I don't tip unless they help me so the $60 for the environment and relaxing atmosphere isn't bad, but I would love to bend that little hottie over the massage table. She would get a hell of a tip then.
[QUOTE=Bamaforplay;3336994]I've been visiting AMPs for quite some time now, and what I have learned is that part of the thrill for me is the hunt. The anticipation. The negotiation. The "you been massage before?" Conversation. The broken English and the way they she gawks in shock as you disrobe. The table shower (there really is nothing better) . Feeling her up as she rubs you down. The teasing and the sweet submissive smile as she tugs that last little bit out of you. And then the warm towel. All of it!
I'm satisfied by good service and really enjoy having my body worshipped and pampered for an hour. I am in search of the full experience rather than full service, so my expectations aren't the same as some who visit for a massage.
Discover Massage failed me on numerous counts.
I was through Trussville the other day with some spare time and I decided to treat myself. The front entrance looks like any other AMP in a strip mall that you have ever seen, but once you step inside, the vibe doesn't match. It "feels" more like a health club. You pay for the massage at the front counter and then are led back to the room, again, everything "looks" like it should, but "feels" completely different.
My masseuse was a mid 20's Girl of Asian heritage, but she was very Americanized. She was wearing jeans and a "Gap" tshirt with low top Converse or Keds. Certainly not the slinky lingerie and heels that I prefer! No table shower was offered or discussed, as she went straight to the massage. There was no cover towel which left me hopeful, but alas. There was no teasing, intimate touching, or even "grazing the boys" as some like to say. She did ask me if I liked "hard or soft," but that was the extent of our interplay. The lights were low, the music was soft, and I talked myself into enjoying the massage, but there certainly weren't any extras.
When the time was up, she ended the massage, directed me out, and followed me to the front. Once in the lobby, she asked me about a "teep. " I really didn't understand what she was saying the first three times she said it, and then I replied that I had already paid for the massage to the lady right there at the front counter. Another guy was on his way in, so I made sure that he heard our exchange too.
One could probably wrangle a discreet handjob from the right masseuse with multiple visits, but the extras weren't enough to keep me coming back in hopes of "extras. ".
If you go, or have been, please let me know your experiences.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3387691]First, don't be shy. Believe me, any girl working in a spa has seen and heard it all. You are not going to embarrass her. Before the flip, if she gets anywhere close to the boys, tell her that feels good, if she gets anywhere near the head of the table, pat her on the ass a little and tell her how good she is. After the flip, remove the towel from your junk and tell her you're too hot, if she tries to put it back remove it again and tell her its ok and smile. Always smile and be polite. If you don't get a HE, point to your junk and tell her to massage here. If she offers to put oil on Jr. Or your hand she expects you to DIY. Tell her NO TIP. Be firm but persistent. It may work or not. But by the time you've been to a place 3-4 times you've wasted a lot of money for nothing. Good luck.[/QUOTE]I did point to the boys and ask if she was going to massage there, but she played dumb and said something about "only a little English". But I wasn't as firm as I should have been, and didn't push the issue. The massage is good, so I'll still go back. Anything beyond the massage will be a bonus regardless. I'll still hold out the hope that maybe next time I can get her to finish me off.
[QUOTE=Wiregrass;3387784]Mr Trucker is absolutely correct in that it is the Golden Rule, and those with the gold make the rules. She can take it or leave it but there is no middle ground. Simple make it a non negotiable business deal - just make it very clear what you are willing to tip for and if not received then Don't Tip anything.
Once explained it is up to them. I'm Guilt Free after many failed samplings. Otherwise you can use those freed up funds towards another experience.
If not then allow Rosey Palm and her daughters to come to the rescue.[/QUOTE]Understood.
[QUOTE=BamaBoy21;3389742]I did point to the boys and ask if she was going to massage there, but she played dumb and said something about "only a little English". But I wasn't as firm as I should have been, and didn't push the issue. The massage is good, so I'll still go back. Anything beyond the massage will be a bonus regardless. I'll still hold out the hope that maybe next time I can get her to finish me off.[/QUOTE]If you're there for the massage, great, enjoy it. If I'm hoping for a HE I'm not paying someone $40-$60 to watch me DIY.
[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3389942]If you're there for the massage, great, enjoy it. If I'm hoping for a HE I'm not paying someone $40-$60 to watch me DIY.[/QUOTE]Mr Trucker.
Your inbox is full. So I've wasted a long story that's un-deliverable.
Are pics accurate? Massage good or rushed? Is price reasonable? Did you smile about before you left?
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[QUOTE=SilverDawg;3392003]Are pics accurate? Massage good or rushed? Is price reasonable? Did you smile about before you left?
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-white-girl-with-amazingly-hot-massages-mandy/18985723[/URL][/QUOTE]Don't waste your time. Much better looking providers.
[QUOTE=SilverDawg;3392003]Are pics accurate? Massage good or rushed? Is price reasonable? Did you smile about before you left?
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-white-girl-with-amazingly-hot-massages-mandy/18985723[/URL][/QUOTE]Years and drugs have taken their toll.
Last few times I've been to an AMP, that damn oil has been causing some chafing. Anyone else experience that?
Get the pretty one's name by any chance? May be nearby this week.
[QUOTE=Slska20;3389414]I live in Trussville so I was excited when they opened. On my first visit, I saw two asian ladies in the lobby. I didn't get the prettier of the two but I was still excited to have some fun. She gave me a BJ and was VERY thorough about it, even getting after my balls and taint. It was great. I went back as soon as I could and was glad to get the pretty one I missed out on during my first visit. Unfortunately, she would only let the oil fall out of her hands on the boys and I had to self service. She wouldn't even allow and boob play. She cleaned everything up when I finished. I've been back two more times hoping for a repeat of the first visit, but had to self-service each time. I don't tip unless they help me so the $60 for the environment and relaxing atmosphere isn't bad, but I would love to bend that little hottie over the massage table. She would get a hell of a tip then.[/QUOTE]
Went into this one not expecting a whole lot, and I glad I wasn't. As someone previously stated there is some light action but when I pursued it more I was told they don't offer anything there. It's all DIY. I even offered a very generous tip to see if that would open up any doors, but was still turned down. Which for around here that wasn't really a surprise. However, I did receive a very good and much needed massage. I went in wanting a good massage but really hoping for the best.
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