Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Kevin80;5743356]Can't make "heads or tails". Haha.[/QUOTE]Yes it was just to much of both! Having a couple days just having 2 sessions a day.

[QUOTE=Kevin80;5743356]Can't make "heads or tails". Haha.[/QUOTE]I had too much head and tails It must've been too much Slammer juice.

[QUOTE=TooSlammer;5743187]I've been a long time lurker. What does F&C stand for? We're is it located! Who would you recommend I will report back with my experiences! I heard about this Lucy is it OK if I can lick her if I make a 9 PM appointment. Who is this Slammer guy![/QUOTE]With all due respect, this gets repeatedly asked about and every time we reply that ALL the info you are asking for is in this thread.

[QUOTE=TooSlammer;5743187]I've been a long time lurker. What does F&C stand for? We're is it located! Who would you recommend I will report back with my experiences! I heard about this Lucy is it OK if I can lick her if I make a 9 PM appointment. Who is this Slammer guy![/QUOTE]I think a more important question to ask are you sure you want to go F&C?

I went to the new one. Lulu is probably in her 50's. She gave me a good massage and that is all I wanted. I wouldn't accept anything else. To each his own, but I suggest you be careful what you ask for LOL.

[QUOTE=Superflytnt;5744143]I think a more important question to ask are you sure you want to go F&C?

I went to the new one. Lulu is probably in her 50's. She gave me a good massage and that is all I wanted. I wouldn't accept anything else. To each his own, but I suggest you be careful what you ask for LOL.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry boys I'll talk to slammer! Don't ask those questions. Now just get back to lucking haha.

Based off reviews here, I decided to go see Andy at Bamboo. Drove down from the LA area. It was a bit out of my way but the reviews for Andy were sufficiently positive that my curiosity was piqued. When I got to the shopping plaza it took me a few minutes to find Bamboo. It is on the second floor. They kept me waiting for ten minutes before she was ready. Who knew Monday afternoons would be so busy! One thing that threw me off is that there are no rooms. You are only separated from everyone else by thin curtains. Andy was only ok. She gave a better than average back rub, but didn't rub my legs at all, other than the tease. On the flip, she took instructions well, but committed an unforgivable sin. SHE REMOVED HER HANDS FROM MY COCK WHEN I STARTED CUMMING. What a fucking newbie error! Honestly ruined the whole thing. I won't be back.

Well boys I guess I had an infraction!! I just have to tone it down!! Can't promote!! Need to cancel the taco guy the midgets I was going to have a big F&C opening!! There was so much parking there!! Headortails!! Had this booth all set up for the elixir! Can't promote the penis juice. By the way I had two separate sessions today one at 45 minutes the other one hour and 45 minutes.

One testimony today happiest day of my life.

[QUOTE=Superflytnt;5744143]I think a more important question to ask are you sure you want to go F&C?

I went to the new one. Lulu is probably in her 50's. She gave me a good massage and that is all I wanted. I wouldn't accept anything else. To each his own, but I suggest you be careful what you ask for LOL.[/QUOTE]The "old" Fish & Chips (oh, gosh, I gave away the name) is a great value, what is the new F&C? Lucy, at the F&C I know, will do anything, and that includes anything bareback. She loves sex and it shines through in her personality. Sure she's not in her 20's, sure she's not a spinner, but for enthusiastic raw sex she's hard to beat. BBFSCIP, no prob. BBBJCIMS, no prob. Tip? A little under 1 makes her happy. A wonderful woman. But what's the new F&C, Superflytnt?

[QUOTE=StubbornMule;5744154]Based off reviews here, I decided to go see Andy at Bamboo. Andy was only ok. She gave a better than average back rub, but didn't rub my legs at all, other than the tease. On the flip, she took instructions well, but committed an unforgivable sin. SHE REMOVED HER HANDS FROM MY COCK WHEN I STARTED COMING. What a fucking newbie error! Honestly ruined the whole thing. I won't be back.[/QUOTE]Wow! Surprised to hear that. Andy is certainly not a newbie, she often "handles" ten clients a day. In my experience she hangs on and marvels at the height of the spurts.

[QUOTE=TooSlammer;5743187]I've been a long time lurker. What does F&C stand for? We're is it located! Who would you recommend I will report back with my experiences! I heard about this Lucy is it OK if I can lick her if I make a 9 PM appointment. Who is this Slammer guy![/QUOTE]F&C stands for Fish and Chips. The parlor is very close to the F&C chain, that was popular in the 80's. Recently, that franchises decided to break away from the parent company and is operating as an indy restaurant.

[QUOTE=OcAmper;5744258]F&C stands for Fish and Chips. The parlor is very close to the F&C chain, that was popular in the 80's. Recently, that franchises decided to break away from the parent company and is operating as an indy restaurant.[/QUOTE]That helps.

Finds new hot Vietnamese Loves him long time!! Won't share this one.

Anyone know of a provider or a MP that will service a couple? Even if the provider just watches and only does BJ with another girl? I've got a freaky girl that wants to experience this with me. Thoughts?

Dinnerout.

[QUOTE=DinnerOut35;5744690]Anyone know of a provider or a MP that will service a couple? Even if the provider just watches and only does BJ with another girl? I've got a freaky girl that wants to experience this with me. Thoughts?

Dinnerout.[/QUOTE]You can bring girlfriend slammer an massage girl can give her Pleasure why you watch or you can wait in the car for 2 hours.

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