Massage Parlor Reports

Remembering a previous post from Nite, I decided to give Star Cuts a call. Got the owner on the phone and made an appointment with Nina.

I arrived and the owner said she is on the way. She sat with me and chatted, seemed to think I had been there before, so I rolled with it. Shortly, to my surprise, in walks Wendy who used to work at Super Scissors. Don't know what happened to Nina today, maybe busy? It had been a long time since I had actually seen Wendy; I think she put on a pound or two. The massage was good, no roaming and standard burnished finish, $50 / hr + tip.

Lastly, good advice worth repeating is that you should not inform providers that you got your info from USASG.

[QUOTE=Devontei234; 1302048]I always use "Search Thread" within a specific section and it works fine. For example, you are reading this within the Massage Parlor Reports section. Above all of the posts, there is "Search Thread", click it, type your search word like "buford" and you will get every post in Massage Parlor Reports with the word "buford" and also highlighted when you click one of the posts on the results.

Some tips:

- search words must be at least FOUR letters so you won't be able to search for "xin xin" "chi" or "min hua" (maybe in future reports we should make these places one word)

- you can only search once per minute.

- you can use Google. For example, if I wanted to search for Min Hua around here, I would go to Google and put in the search box:

[url]site:www.usasexguide.info[/url]

Atlanta "massage parlor reports" "min hua"[/QUOTE]Thanks, I was using the search function up higher on page and that one continues to give me fits. What you suggested worked though. Never claimed I was computer savvy. Only a modest knowledge of, um, other things.

[QUOTE=Shazbot1960;1296522]Did you get a name of the provider?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Niteluvr;1296536]Is it Korean-run?[/QUOTE]Sorry guys. Don't look on here but once every couple of weeks when I'm going hunting.

As far as I know, she is Korean. Didn't get details but Asian for sure. As for her name, I didn't ask. She's usually the only one working at the place although she has a "partner" who isn't much to look at. The provider is a little overweight but has a nice set to play with. I haven't gone for more than just the Massage and BBBJ but I'm pretty sure that since I've been there a couple of times, I can go for more.

[QUOTE=Azianbeaver; 1302601]Remembering a previous post from Nite, I decided to give Star Cuts a call. Got the owner on the phone and made an appointment with Nina.

I arrived and the owner said she is on the way. She sat with me and chatted, seemed to think I had been there before, so I rolled with it. Shortly, to my surprise, in walks Wendy who used to work at Super Scissors. Don't know what happened to Nina today, maybe busy? It had been a long time since I had actually seen Wendy; I think she put on a pound or two. The massage was good, no roaming and standard burnished finish, $50 / hr + tip.

Lastly, good advice worth repeating is that you should not inform providers that you got your info from USASG.[/QUOTE]The real Wendy showed up at Star Cuts? Strange. Nancy had told me the new Wendy was someone different, although I had never seen her. I wonder if Wendy has permanently shifted locales for good as she was working up in Suwanee until recently.

Went to Evergreen today. Two girls working, BiBi and MiMi. BiBi is about 5'2" with long, straight hair, natural B-cups, a vertical tummy scar and wide hips for an Asian. Her face is nothing to look at but she gave pretty good FS and took it like a champ. I was there well over the half hour that I paid for. Damage was $160. MiMi is definitely prettier but another dude had come in right before me and got her.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1302433]Forgot to mention Buja Spa in Alpharetta. They've hired both Hispanic and American women; however, don't expect more than a HJ there.[/QUOTE]I think that's not true. I was there last week and saw very petite girl name Josephine. Very good english, from California. Was ready to do everything for $200 plus house. I declined.

Also went to VIP on McFarland (other side of 400 from BUJA). They have one old and one fat / short. Picked old one and got crappiest massage ever. I stayed since had paid the house, but no tip. Wouldn't even wash the little chief in shower.

IC

[QUOTE=Indian Chief; 1304571]I think that's not true. I was there last week and saw very petite girl name Josephine. Very good english, from California. Was ready to do everything for $200 plus house. I declined.

Also went to VIP on McFarland (other side of 400 from BUJA). They have one old and one fat / short. Picked old one and got crappiest massage ever. I stayed since had paid the house, but no tip. Wouldn't even wash the little chief in shower.

IC[/QUOTE]If you were offered FS, then things have loosened up at Buja over what they've been for the last 3 years.

Rumor has it that Nina found a man and moved to South Carolina.

-jj.

[QUOTE=Azianbeaver; 1302601]Remembering a previous post from Nite, I decided to give Star Cuts a call. Got the owner on the phone and made an appointment with Nina.

I arrived and the owner said she is on the way. She sat with me and chatted, seemed to think I had been there before, so I rolled with it. Shortly, to my surprise, in walks Wendy who used to work at Super Scissors. Don't know what happened to Nina today, maybe busy? It had been a long time since I had actually seen Wendy; I think she put on a pound or two. The massage was good, no roaming and standard burnished finish, $50 / hr + tip.

Lastly, good advice worth repeating is that you should not inform providers that you got your info from USASG.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jj3000; 1305103]Rumor has it that Nina found a man and moved to South Carolina.

-jj.[/QUOTE]That could be true. Nancy told me she didn't know if / when Nina would be coming back. Nina has had a profile on an Asian dating site for quite some time now, so perhaps some fool did snatch her up.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1305228]That could be true. Nancy told me she didn't know if / when Nina would be coming back. Nina has had a profile on an Asian dating site for quite some time now, so perhaps some fool did snatch her up.[/QUOTE]She never would let me "snatch her up". Laugh!

[QUOTE=Jj3000;1305515]She never would let me "snatch her up". Laugh![/QUOTE]I didn't get up her snatch either but apparently someone is now. No big loss but kinda do miss those eraser nips she has. One thing I've noticed with a lot of Chinese women is they'll have small areolas but big nipples.

Both of these were strike-outs so this is to let other members know.

Went to the Medolck Br. Road / Johns Creek area based on a previous report. There are five parlors within a mile radius. Went to Serenity Massage 1st. Three large unattractive asians sitting around waiting. No wonder they weren't busy. I had to bounce even though there was a special on until the end of the month.

Went to Zen Massage, bounced after the manager showed only one girl, Snow, who dressed like she was all business, no fun. Manager hounded me out the door asking why I wasn't staying. I told her I might be back later.

Went down the road. 100 yards to a no-name massage place with a Yin Yang symbol on the sign. Young girl comes out and she is busy so she can't see me. She is kind of cute and very lean.

Went to April's Massage. KoKo tried to give me a 50 something provider who looked pretty rough. I was about to bounce when she brough a younger provider up, KiKi (Li Yun Shwi). So I stayed. OK massage, no HE, a little roaming allowed. Tried for the HE, but she said Mgr says no, she will lose her job. Says Mgr opens door to check. .6 plus tip.

Went back to No-Name massage another day. Got the girl, Lynn (Soo). This girl is incredibly cautious. Got into the room and see a sheet of paper on the wall with Non Sensual, Non Erotic; Non Sexual printed on it. No roaming, No HE. Decent massage, though. She said she used to be a nurse in China. .6 plus tip.

The other place in the area is L&L massage which I reviewed earlier. Thanks for all the information you all provide.

[QUOTE=Andy1; 1306302]Both of these were strike-outs so this is to let other members know.

Went to the Medolck Br. Road / Johns Creek area based on a previous report. There are five parlors within a mile radius. Went to Serenity Massage 1st. Three large unattractive asians sitting around waiting. No wonder they weren't busy. I had to bounce even though there was a special on until the end of the month.

Went to Zen Massage, bounced after the manager showed only one girl, Snow, who dressed like she was all business, no fun. Manager hounded me out the door asking why I wasn't staying. I told her I might be back later.

Went down the road. 100 yards to a no-name massage place with a Yin Yang symbol on the sign. Young girl comes out and she is busy so she can't see me. She is kind of cute and very lean.

Went to April's Massage. KoKo tried to give me a 50 something provider who looked pretty rough. I was about to bounce when she brough a younger provider up, KiKi (Li Yun Shwi). So I stayed. OK massage, no HE, a little roaming allowed. Tried for the HE, but she said Mgr says no, she will lose her job. Says Mgr opens door to check. .6 plus tip.

Went back to No-Name massage another day. Got the girl, Lynn (Soo). This girl is incredibly cautious. Got into the room and see a sheet of paper on the wall with Non Sensual, Non Erotic; Non Sexual printed on it. No roaming, No HE. Decent massage, though. She said she used to be a nurse in China. .6 plus tip.

The other place in the area is L&L massage which I reviewed earlier. Thanks for all the information you all provide.[/QUOTE]Good report and yet another reason to avoid the Medlock Bridge area.

Went to see the infamous Lisa. It was absolutely one of the worst experiences I have ever had from a masseuse:

1) Her old house stinks so bad. Of what, I don't know, but I couldn't get through a whole session because of it.

2) She claims to be in her 40s but is wrinkled everywhere. She has to be at least 60, IMO. If she's in her 40s, then I'm 21.

3) She'll slop oil all over you until you're a greased pig while she "massages" you, but the massage itself isn't worth a shit.

4) All that oil is for her to gear up, take her clothes off (ugh!) , get on top and slide on you, kind of half jacking you off while rubbing her body on you. At some point she'll put your dick between her legs, slide around / up and down and try to get you off.

5) Remember the smell? It permeated my clothes, then my car, etc. I am having a hard time getting rid of it. I had taken a shower at her place (yes, the towel stunk too) but there was just so much oil I barely got a third of it off. Had to go home, take two more showers, wash my clothes and air out my car for two days.

I would not recommend this chick to my worst enemy.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1302452]Went to Kelly's Spa on McEver Road today. Got Yu-mi, probably late 20s, about 5'6", straight hair just past her shoulders, tiny tits but a nice ass. Service was a little rushed but she has big pussy lips, it's a nice view from behind and she has some hips to grab onto. She rubbed her pussy in mish and got into it, then flipped her over for doggie and finished up.[/QUOTE]I have fetish for big bare pussy lips. Been looking all around and never quite finding what I want. This may be my holy grail. Though it's a drive for me, I'm thinking it will be worth it. Thanks for the tip Nite.

Yes she has amazing nipples!

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1306264]I didn't get up her snatch either but apparently someone is now. No big loss but kinda do miss those eraser nips she has. One thing I've noticed with a lot of Chinese women is they'll have small areolas but big nipples.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco; 1302383]Mike, must be having a slow day because he was picking up on the 1st or second ring and he seem to be in a cheerful happy "mind-set" NOT the creepy rude way he normally in. I asked him who he have working he name 3 girls! He normally ONLY have 2 at a time working. After the Mamason's at K Spa and Chopsticks wouldn't let me go in and was acting all weird with me I felt it was best to see Mike's girls I wanted to dogged out a Asian chick there nothing like the beat down on put on a Asian chick when I am horny for one LOL LOL

I asked him which one had the most weight / MEAT on them he told me LEE so that was going to be the one I see than she was cool I could tell she was use to seeing guys my size because when I started getting hard she didn't take her eyes off of my dick LOL I was waiting for her to start crying saying I was to big or she couldn't do this position or she couldn't do X Y and Z BUT she smile and said how she liked my dick and she seem eager to play and get to work on me, this goes back to what I said before EITHER a chick would love my dick or back away, as for LEE she did have a nice shape for a Asian chick and was cool with me and even got in the shower with me when I finish up as I walked out I saw another chick at the table and said Hello, and I asked what her name is? She said MAY didn't look bad BUT I couldn't see her shape, the other chick must have been seeing someone in another room because I JUST seen two of them.

I notice in their ads now they put 45mins for $160 before they use to put 1 HOUR! For $160 I guess they must have got guys in there that went wild and got mad because must of us know it is just 45mins.

The bottom line is it felt good seeing a Asian chick without any problems I am at the point this may be my option from now on the only thing is you just don't get the Table shower.

Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]Hey Cisco! No offense, but are you Mexican? That was some strange English.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1306414]Went to see the infamous Lisa. It was absolutely one of the worst experiences I have ever had from a masseuse:

Man Nite, you really took one for the team. Sorry you had to go through that. She is in my part of town, but I never pulled the trigger due to some review I read a long time ago saying house was cluttered, may have had animal smells, and you had to listen to her problems. Thanks for removing any urge I might have had to see her.

[QUOTE=Arthritis; 1306757]

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1306414]Went to see the infamous Lisa. It was absolutely one of the worst experiences I have ever had from a masseuse:

Man Nite, you really took one for the team. Sorry you had to go through that. She is in my part of town, but I never pulled the trigger due to some review I read a long time ago saying house was cluttered, may have had animal smells, and you had to listen to her problems. Thanks for removing any urge I might have had to see her.[/QUOTE]If anyone gets the urge to see Lisa, I suggest slitting one's own wrists. It's a less painful process.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1306813]

[QUOTE=Arthritis; 1306757]If anyone gets the urge to see Lisa, I suggest slitting one's own wrists. It's a less painful process.[/QUOTE]Damn, its like that? I'm in Atl at least twice a month. Thanks for the heads up.

[QUOTE=Ros Coming;1306590]I have fetish for big bare pussy lips. Been looking all around and never quite finding what I want. This may be my holy grail. Though it's a drive for me, I'm thinking it will be worth it. Thanks for the tip Nite.[/QUOTE]Too bad you never knew my Chinese ex-girlfriend. Her pussy lips were really big and she liked to cum at least 5 times per night. It was her personality that wasn't to my liking. She married some poor dude in Canada and promptly divorced his ass when she got her "legal" status there, whatever that is.

On a whim today I visited Pine Health Club and Spa. Went by in the morning to see if they were still open. Spoke with the Mamasan, Jan, who said they had a real beautiful girl. Told her I would be by in the PM. I remembered an earlier report that said there was a young attractive girl there. Well, I got Mimi, not the young attractive girl. She was the only one there other than Jan.

She's 40 with bolt ons. Decent shape, but a 6 on the looks. Got the TS from Jan, not Mimi. Fair massage, lots of attitude. CBJ with a rush to try and finish, which doesn't make much sense because they weren't busy. Can not recommend.

[QUOTE=Andy1; 1307237]On a whim today I visited Pine Health Club and Spa. Went by in the morning to see if they were still open. Spoke with the Mamasan, Jan, who said they had a real beautiful girl. Told her I would be by in the PM. I remembered an earlier report that said there was a young attractive girl there. Well, I got Mimi, not the young attractive girl. She was the only one there other than Jan.

She's 40 with bolt ons. Decent shape, but a 6 on the looks. Got the TS from Jan, not Mimi. Fair massage, lots of attitude. CBJ with a rush to try and finish, which doesn't make much sense because they weren't busy. Can not recommend.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that. Pine Health has never been one of the best AMPs around, given their hidden location and lack of good service. I'm actually surprised that they've lasted so long. It's one of those places I stop by if I'm going up GA 400 that far, but would never make a special trip. You might have been better off trying Fine Touch.

Went to Tong Tong last night about 9-10ish. Real small, petite girl named Fifi [sp? ]. Decent massage, but went a lot further than I've known anyone at Tong Tong to go, up to offering BBBJ. You got to stonewall her a minute to get her prices in line or close to normal for here, but a decent experience.

[QUOTE=Rey;1308312]Went to Tong Tong last night about 9-10ish. Real small, petite girl named Fifi [sp? ]. Decent massage, but went a lot further than I've known anyone at Tong Tong to go, up to offering BBBJ. You got to stonewall her a minute to get her prices in line or close to normal for here, but a decent experience.[/QUOTE]Nice report but now I would expect a lot of guys to show up and demand a BBBJ, normally unheard of there.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1308341]Nice report but now I would expect a lot of guys to show up and demand a BBBJ, normally unheard of there.[/QUOTE]True, I almost didn't want to report it, but hopefully it'll be calmed down in six weeks when I get back in town.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1306414]Went to see the infamous Lisa. It was absolutely one of the worst experiences I have ever had from a masseuse:

1) Her old house stinks so bad. Of what, I don't know, but I couldn't get through a whole session because of it.

2) She claims to be in her 40s but is wrinkled everywhere. She has to be at least 60, IMO. If she's in her 40s, then I'm 21.

3) She'll slop oil all over you until you're a greased pig while she "massages" you, but the massage itself isn't worth a shit.

4) All that oil is for her to gear up, take her clothes off (ugh!) , get on top and slide on you, kind of half jacking you off while rubbing her body on you. At some point she'll put your dick between her legs, slide around / up and down and try to get you off.

5) Remember the smell? It permeated my clothes, then my car, etc. I am having a hard time getting rid of it. I had taken a shower at her place (yes, the towel stunk too) but there was just so much oil I barely got a third of it off. Had to go home, take two more showers, wash my clothes and air out my car for two days.

I would not recommend this chick to my worst enemy.[/QUOTE]Dude, I'm sorry you did that. I had written a negative report some time ago. I don't post much (don't do too much) but that was one to avoid. Maybe it didn't smell as much when I was there last winter because it was freezing and whatever would have smelled wasn't rotting.

It might just be my imagination, but it appears the k-girls have joined the shavinng craze. In olden times (read Soutside era) you could bank on AMP's if you wanted to floss or plug a rug. Last coupla times I visited an AMP on Roswell both providers I saw were shaved smooth as a billiard ball. AND I'm talking Brazilian smooth. Just an observation, mind you. I'm equal opportunity when it comes feeding the kitty. It's just kinda sad when a known changes. Thoughts?

Boogie

Has anyone tried Doshi spa off of 400?

[QUOTE=OnceInAWhilee;1308800]Has anyone tried Doshi spa off of 400?[/QUOTE]Read the forum before asking.

[QUOTE=Boogieboy; 1308792]It might just be my imagination, but it appears the k-girls have joined the shavinng craze. In olden times (read Soutside era) you could bank on AMP's if you wanted to floss or plug a rug. Last coupla times I visited an AMP on Roswell both providers I saw were shaved smooth as a billiard ball. AND I'm talking Brazilian smooth. Just an observation, mind you. I'm equal opportunity when it comes feeding the kitty. It's just kinda sad when a known changes. Thoughts?

Boogie[/QUOTE]It's just the younger generation of Koreans who are shaving their pussies. The over 40 crowd still usually doesn't in most cases. Other young generations of Asians shave their pussies to some degree, however it's just sort of catching on in China and other places.

[QUOTE=OnceInAWhilee;1308800]Has anyone tried Doshi spa off of 400?[/QUOTE]Doshi has been reported about off and on. You really should read back at least 100 pages before asking newbie questions. BTW, Doshi is on Holcomb Bridge Road, not GA 400.

Saw the infamous Lili today. As everyone has stated, she'll do a HJ but mine was cut short because peg leg (owner) told her time was up when in fact we had 5 minutes left. I was even willing to pay for another 30 minutes but was told Lili had another customer waiting. So, the HJ was hurried and ended up mostly being self-service. I wouldn't give Lili high marks on her HJ technique either but it'll do the trick for some guys. Lili then disappeared into the next room while I took my time getting dressed and using the bathroom. I even tiptoed to the front desk to pay as I was curious if Lili would suddenly show up and want a tip. Sure enough, she somehow knew I was at the front desk and came rushing over. I said,"I thought you were busy with another customer. Why did you come out of the room?" She didn't say anything, just stood there smiling, obviously waiting to see if I would tip her. I gave her $20, then picked her up and started carrying her toward the door, telling peg leg I'd bring her back tomorrow. She said,"No, no, no, I cannot go with you!" Put her down and left.

Needed a rub so decided to check out K. The reviews here indicated it was moderately reliable.

Actually swung by the New Royal (old Chalet) just to remind myself that it is OK to leave if things don't look good. Before I even turned off the car, mamasan was at the door waving me in. She was quite scary so I just smiled and shook my head and turned around.

Got to K (almost directly across from the Chick-fil-A). Was concerned that it might be busy since it was pay day. However, it appeared that I was the only one there. Mamasan was pleasant looking. She left me in the room and sent in Kim. Kim was short and shapeless but she was young (mid-20s) and had a nice face.

Paid $60 for an hour. The table massage was decent with no hesitation to clean down south. Back in the room, the massage was also decent but probably short of 20min. Some good teasing while on my stomach. Negotiated $120 for everything. She applied the cover with her mouth. After the BJ, tried a variety of positions.

Overall OK, but given the marginal value, I'll explore other options next time. Maybe see if someone else is available at K Spa.

B

[QUOTE=Tcmb1; 1309173]Needed a rub so decided to check out K. The reviews here indicated it was moderately reliable.

Actually swung by the New Royal (old Chalet) just to remind myself that it is OK to leave if things don't look good. Before I even turned off the car, mamasan was at the door waving me in. She was quite scary so I just smiled and shook my head and turned around.

Got to K (almost directly across from the Chick-fil-A). Was concerned that it might be busy since it was pay day. However, it appeared that I was the only one there. Mamasan was pleasant looking. She left me in the room and sent in Kim. Kim was short and shapeless but she was young (mid-20s) and had a nice face.

Paid $60 for an hour. The table massage was decent with no hesitation to clean down south. Back in the room, the massage was also decent but probably short of 20min. Some good teasing while on my stomach. Negotiated $120 for everything. She applied the cover with her mouth. After the BJ, tried a variety of positions.

Overall OK, but given the marginal value, I'll explore other options next time. Maybe see if someone else is available at K Spa.

B[/QUOTE]Good report. I would have waited to see who the girl was at Royal. No need to bail because the mamasan is ugly as you're not going to fuck her anyway. I had called Royal yesterday, asked for Sky (knowing she was long gone) and was told they had a new girl. Kim was probably that new girl. Given that she's shapeless, I won't be rushing over to see her.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1309280]I had called Royal yesterday, asked for Sky (knowing she was long gone) and was told they had a new girl. Kim was probably that new girl. .[/QUOTE]Sky was at Royal? Or was it K you called?

[QUOTE=Cocknballs;1309514]Sky was at Royal? Or was it K you called?[/QUOTE]My error. Called K Treatment for Sky.

Wasn't going to share at first cause how you treated me (the newbie) when I asked a question. Remember all of you started somewhere.

So I went to K this morning and mamasan told me the 60. For the hour spill. She brought me to a room and told me strip down that the girl will be in shortly. I sat there for about 5 minutes in the face towel they call a bath towel til mamasan came back and said she will do the shower because the girl was still putting on makeup. Mamasan washed me pretty good even the knob because we were talking about Korea as I been there 3 times. She even started tugging it but then said she's to old and will send a nice pretty girl in for me.

In comes A girl with a nice rack, petite and looking good. She had a ton of make up on but it was working for me. We started talking and she said her name was Tammy (she said she started working there yesterday) and then she was like mamasan said you lived in Korea. She gave me a great massage and then the touching got more sensual and her voice got softer. She told me to flip and I was already at attention. She asked if I want anything extra and I judged wanted a HJ and she said 100. I told her all I had was 40. And she said okay next time bring more. Good quality HJ and let me play with the rack and her tight snatch. (even tickled her asshole) After I was done she wiped me down, dressed me and escorted me to the door. Mammasan and a chubby one came out and they both hugged me and gave me some Korean aloe water and Korean candy.

[QUOTE=OnceInAWhilee;1310147]wanted a HJ and she said 100. I told her all I had was 40.[/QUOTE]100 for HJ? That's ridiculous! Glad you stood at 40. In my book. 40 is about the upper limit for HJ. 100 tip (on top of house fee) is getting close to what you should pay for FS. Good report.

Haven't reported on massages in a while since I've mostly been seeing young, nubile escorts from Hush and JFL. Didn't have time to set up an appointment with either of these agencies one day, so decided to return to an AMP.

Went to Golden Touch for the first time about a week ago. Impressed that the place was clean and the mammasan was friendly. As a bonus, the place didn't stink like kimchee like a lot of AMPs. Was sent to my room and told to wait for the girl. A few minutes later, a K-girl with a 40 yo face and a 29 yo body walked in. I wasn't in the mood for cruising to multiple AMPs, so I stayed. Her name was Sunny or Tammy, I can't remember which. She did a decent TS with some teasing, but a lackluster massage. The usual bored pounding and pointless rubbing. No teasing. The massage was over in 10 and she went straight to business, whispering something incomprehensible in my ear. We settled on $100 for everything. Standard all-covered BJ and then mish. She was nice enough, but probably wouldn't repeat.

Even though Golden Touch was nice enough, I remembered all the things I dislike about the current AMP scene in Atlanta. Limited choices, older women, language barriers, too many restrictions, etc, etc.

Enjoy the ride.

Captain Howdy