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So it was a rough night, I took a Cialis earlier in the day anticipating some action and I couldn't get a single provider to answer me. Some of the forum favorites like Tracey and Astrid gave me zero response, and Nicole was not available when I texted. I was getting frustrated, so I tried Swedish Viki, and she answered immediately. I normally do a search on here for any provider, but I guess I spelled her name wrong in my search and nothing came up. Only later did I add Swedish into my search parameters and noticed the generally crazy reviews. So here goes:

Let me start off by saying she is generally a very sweet lady, and this review is not to shit on her, even though there is nothing Swedish about her, except maybe a distant relative. But she is definitely not all there, and she will spend a good 30 minutes or more talking your ear off before she even gets down to business. Her stories are utter insanity and she'll ramble on forever if you don't cut her off. Her incall is in a reasonably safe area near Tropicana Field. It smells like pets and isn't exactly clean, but I wasn't revolted or anything. She has a decent body for an older woman and the tits aren't bad, but not going to lie the breath was ROUGH. After listening to her yap on for WAY too long we got down to business, started with a BBBJ and while her skills aren't bad you can tell she watches way too much porn, cause she was literally trying to kill herself deepthroating me and a few times I honestly thought she was going to puke, which made me want to wretch. She did make it nice and sloppy though, which I do like, but then it got a little weird.

She then bent over and tried to shove me inside raw. Normally I wouldn't have any problem with that, I'm an adult and am not adverse to some risk taking. But I wasn't willing with her, and she said she didn't have any covers. Thank god I brought one with me, so I covered up and started pounding away. Her dirty talk is kinda off putting, so after a while I got bored and tried to turn her around and get her to ride me. No dice, she said she has steel rods in her leg and can't do cowgirl, but bent over again and offered to put it in her ass.

So I spent the next 10 minutes or so pounding away at her asshole, which has a few roids and has seen better days. She'll literally let you pound her ass like she owes you money, so after an all out assault I was mercifully able to blow in the bag. At that point regret was starting to sink in and I wanted to get the fuck out of there, but she asked me if I wanted to go again. I politely declined, as at that point I'd had been there well over an hour and just wanted to leave. Damage was $100 for an hour, but trust me when I say she won't clock watch.

Like I said I don't want to shit on her, very sweet lady and accommodating, but she obviously has a few screws loose. Would not repeat. By they way what does a guy have to do to become a Senior Member around here? I know I don't post a ton but they are mostly all reviews, and I've been a member for several years.

Opps, forgot to link to Swedish Viki's ad.

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Does anyone have any experience with her? I haven't heard much about her here. It seems like she's gotten positive reviews and people say her pics are accurate but I wanted to get a second opinion.

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[QUOTE=Trikuro;4601107]Any intel on this lady?

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I know her pics are straight out of the 80's, but I personally love that shit. If there isn't any intel I might TOFFT later tonight.[/QUOTE]LOL-Seriously TOFTT?

I think the whole team and the rest of Tampa Bay has already had her.

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[QUOTE]By they way what does a guy have to do to become a Senior Member around here? I know I don't post a ton but they are mostly all reviews, and I've been a member for several years.[/QUOTE]6 months and 25 posts I beleive. You are now a Sr. Member.

[QUOTE=GoldRush85;4601123]Any Intel on this one?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/42231219/[/URL][/QUOTE]I have not seen her in awhile but the ad description, photos, comments, and reviews there are accurate. Safe mid-Pinellas location at the time. I understand she has moved to another location in Clearwater. Seemed to be an "ok" area I would have no issues going to. I do recall everything being covered. I passed on seeing again due to CBJ. Would that have changed after a few visits? Maybe but I did not repeat to find out.

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My lawn guy had a dream with her 2 weeks ago.

Pictures are mostly accurate, she does look older in the face but from waist down her body is pretty solid. Communication can be tough with some delays, seems like a night owl.

Stays in a duplex type house, parking is limited so he would advise parking near by. There's was some traffic around from the neighbors being outside with doors open but surprisingly no issues.

She's willing to negotiate went with the Hhr option, once he arrived took another 20 min for her to get ready but she was sweet and apologetic about it so he was ok. During this time she mentioned having a guy roommate that would be coming home soon but wouldn't any issues her door was locked and they wouldn't be bothered.

Good BBBJ cfs various, she smelled fresh out the shower. He left before the roommate came back so that was a plus LOL. He would repeat only if he was in the area and would have to plan for time delays and hope no roommate. As always YMMV.

Been around awhile. Should be a bunch of reviews, maybe Pasco county? Ajdal out

[QUOTE=Trikuro;4601107]Any intel on this lady?

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I know her pics are straight out of the 80's, but I personally love that shit. If there isn't any intel I might TOFFT later tonight.[/QUOTE].

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My lawn guy had a dream with her 2 weeks ago.

Pictures are mostly accurate, she does look older in the face but from waist down her body is pretty solid. Communication can be tough with some delays, seems like a night owl.

Stays in a duplex type house, parking is limited so he would advise parking near by. There's was some traffic around from the neighbors being outside with doors open but surprisingly no issues.

She's willing to negotiate went with the Hhr option, once he arrived took another 20 min for her to get ready but she was sweet and apologetic about it so he was ok. During this time she mentioned having a guy roommate that would be coming home soon but wouldn't any issues her door was locked and they wouldn't be bothered.

Good BBBJ cfs various, she smelled fresh out the shower. He left before the roommate came back so that was a plus LOL. He would repeat only if he was in the area and would have to plan for time delays and hope no roommate. As always YMMV.[/QUOTE]Male roommate is a new thing. Hopefully she puts on a few pounds and gets a little more of that ass back. While BBBJ and CFS is the standard, BB Greek is available.

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My lawn guy had a dream with her 2 weeks ago.

Pictures are mostly accurate, she does look older in the face but from waist down her body is pretty solid. Communication can be tough with some delays, seems like a night owl.

Stays in a duplex type house, parking is limited so he would advise parking near by. There's was some traffic around from the neighbors being outside with doors open but surprisingly no issues.

She's willing to negotiate went with the Hhr option, once he arrived took another 20 min for her to get ready but she was sweet and apologetic about it so he was ok. During this time she mentioned having a guy roommate that would be coming home soon but wouldn't any issues her door was locked and they wouldn't be bothered.

Good BBBJ cfs various, she smelled fresh out the shower. He left before the roommate came back so that was a plus LOL. He would repeat only if he was in the area and would have to plan for time delays and hope no roommate. As always YMMV.[/QUOTE]" All right take your time give me tell me about 6:15 and could you stop and pick me up a can of Coke and a pack of Marlboro Special Blend 100's in a box please". . . . . " And is there any way you could cash app or PayPal me that money sex I need to get money in my bank account at least half of it".

My lawn guy says she's a sexy ass MILF. Beautiful, beautiful ass. Dining on tacos, blowing all free, gopher hiding, just no to the Kalamata olive. Says he's mowed her lawn 5 or 6 times. Always fun and stress free. Something like 100.

[QUOTE=JustSomeFun;4602297]" All right take your time give me tell me about 6:15 and could you stop and pick me up a can of Coke and a pack of Marlboro Special Blend 100's in a box please". . . . . " And is there any way you could cash app or PayPal me that money sex I need to get money in my bank account at least half of it".[/QUOTE]

Super sexy curvy but not at all fat Latin girl. No cover for the first act and no dining. Softest skin I may have ever felt on a lady. Was at Suite13 for a bit until they went under.

-Devo says whip it, Beavo says dip it-.

[QUOTE=Hanson187;4601179]Does anyone have any experience with her? I haven't heard much about her here. It seems like she's gotten positive reviews and people say her pics are accurate but I wanted to get a second opinion.

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[QUOTE=BusterHymen;4600589]They didn't set them up for any reason; they just clarified what people were already using. Most of the lingo used is really stupid IMHO. If you read my posts, I use clear language, like I fucked her bareback for 40 bucks.

I think part of the reason the shorthand came about was not to fool police, but from the asinine belief that if you posted info in code, it would somehow protect you legally. As A2 has posted numerous times, law enforcement has better thing to do than chasing misdemeanor fun between adults, and nobody ever has been busted by posting on this forum about 18+ fun.

As further proof of the idiocy of coded language, next time you see a decoy on the street, tell her you will give her 80 roses for a dream, then see how that works for you.[/QUOTE]I agree that many of the abbreviations are a bit OTT. Particularly dislike the code surrounding money. It tends to confuse the issue where clarity is appreciated. Often the software adds spaces when someone posts 150 as $. 5 which can lead to confusion. So it makes sense to just spell things out, IMHO.

Now I also agree that LE probably won't be chasing individuals for misdemeanor crimes. To do that they need warrants etc. To a foreign entity to give up IP addresses and then go the ISP and associate an IP with a person, blah, blah, blah. Generally not cost effective for low level crime.

Now that said, don't be fooled or naive, LE does read this forum and others! We got a good example of that when a local pimp, who was using a website to advertise his girls, got busted. The affidavit used to obtain search & arrest warrants went into detail of his business and in fact used direct quotes from posters here! THEN months later, some poster noted that the dude had contacted / solicited one of his former girls, in violation of his pretrial release conditions and the law. In a filing for detention, the Special Agent noted that he learned of this violation by reading this website! So yeah, there are eyes out there, thinking otherwise is naive. But don't let that stop you. Use common sense like NOT using your real name as part of your screen name here & NOT using a # registered in your name to contact girls directly. And by all means, if the provider or pimp wants you to send a picture of your I'd to them as verification or screening, avoid that! (That is how LE got access to the dude's website, he sent a picture of his D / L to the webmaster, who then granted him access!

But perhaps the "dreamers" think that using terminology will protect them with deniability when the SO finds their posts? If I know women, it won't matter WHAT was posted as a dream, just that you posted on a site like this. You think the SO is going to give you a pass because it was just a dream?

While I know using code makes it seem cool and club-like, realize clarity suffers.

[QUOTE=KurtB2000;4594822]So, I needed a massage, and I found a new this lady and decided to take a chance and see her. OMG! Fucking unreal! The pictures that she shows are accurate, but she still looks better in person. I go over to her private location, very neat and clean, she has a great personality and is very friendly. We go back to the back room, I climb onto the table, and she begins the massage. I expect some half ass massage, but shit, it was REALLY good! I really forgot what I wanted to do and just enjoyed the massage. On the flip, she kept massaging me, and still, I was so into the massage, I could only relax. Then she grabs the oil and begins to work on me, once things are complete, she cleans me up and that was it. Great breasts, and ass. And a really great massage! She is new to the area and has a nice personality. Go see her!

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