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Sounds exactly what I went through when I was dating strippers.

Dead ass broke the morning after making $500 and ran the car out of gas. Can you come and help?

On foot in rural Southern Wisconsin after getting in a fight with the driver and getting kicked out of the car. At 4 am.

"My car was stolen, what do I do? " No, it was towed because you didn't pay your at parking tickets!

"I didn't know they could arrest me for parking tickets! "

"I swear to God I wasn't drunk. The cop had it in for me. "

[QUOTE=Realb41; 1073771]Sounds exactly what I went through when I was dating strippers.

Dead ass broke the morning after making $500 and ran the car out of gas. Can you come and help?

On foot in rural Southern Wisconsin after getting in a fight with the driver and getting kicked out of the car. At 4 am.

"My car was stolen, what do I do? " No, it was towed because you didn't pay your at parking tickets!

"I didn't know they could arrest me for parking tickets! "

"I swear to God I wasn't drunk. The cop had it in for me. "[/QUOTE]I was "dating" a stripper back in the 90s. Now she's in her 50s. Dead ass broke. It all went up her nose. They all have the stupid story about how they are going to college to become a nurse, single mom trying to get by. Single mom alright but child protective services took that kid along time ago. College you say? The only time they went to college was to dance at a frat party and suck 30 cocks. I don't think I've met a stripper yet that actually has a drivers license. I really doubt that I have ever met a stripper, escort, or SW that wasn't on drugs. Some seem to hide it good but it doesn't take long for them to fall apart. Met a few drop dead gorgeous 25 year old escort / dancers that I wouldn't touch with any of your dick's when I saw them at 40. Stretch marks all around the most from either smoking or sucking. Lop sided tits from botched surgery. Missing teeth and no money to fix them. The only one that I know of that truly was not on dope was our little Thai. But oh, what a liar she was. Word is her husband is back in Thailand getting another girl. I hope he puts her on CL.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1073830] Stretch marks all around the most from either smoking or sucking. Lop sided tits from botched surgery. Missing teeth and no money to fix them. The only one that I know of that truly was not on dope was our little Thai. But oh, what a liar she was. Word is her husband is back in Thailand getting another girl. I hope he puts her on CL.[/QUOTE]Yep, Lefty, you B right again. Since when is a CNA a nurse?

[b]Stripper[/b]: I studyin' to be a nurse.

[b]Me[/b]: Oh yeah? RN or LPN?

[b]Stripper[/b]: CNA.

No wonder everyone has nurse fantasies. Fuck, if every stripper that was "studyin' to be a nurse" became a nurse, you'd be able to get a lap dance right after your appendectomy. Hospitals would be up to their eyeballs with naughty nurses, and we'd be experiencing happy endings along with our suppositories.

Now just to be fair, Lefty. I been fucking a little black stripper since she turned 18. She is attending MATC right now in dental hygiene (maybe learning how to floss the sperm out of her teeth, and she's doing pretty well. And just to be fair to you, Lefty, if she told me grass was green and the sky was blue, I'd bet against it Fuck, I'd give odds. Her and honesty have never slept in the same bed.

Still, I like fucking strippers. Oh, and their mothers. Um, and their sisters. Geez, now that I think about it, I've had some fun in my life.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/and-satisfy-yourself-19/3357283[/url].

Looks TGTBT but hell. A few of the ones on backpage that I thought were fake ended up being real. Anyone seen her or have any info?

[QUOTE=Cablebrother; 1073984][url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/and-satisfy-yourself-19/3357283[/url].

Looks TGTBT but hell. A few of the ones on backpage that I thought were fake ended up being real. Anyone seen her or have any info? [/QUOTE]Search of that phone number brings up another backpage listing

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wanna-have-some-fun/3436540[/url]

And one of those images is found with Tineye on a site hi5. Com

Looks TGTBT but if not I'd be in for that.

[QUOTE=Cablebrother; 1073984][url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/and-satisfy-yourself-19/3357283[/url].

Looks TGTBT but hell. A few of the ones on backpage that I thought were fake ended up being real. Anyone seen her or have any info? [/QUOTE]She sure looks familiar.

[QUOTE=Cablebrother; 1073984][url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/and-satisfy-yourself-19/3357283[/url].

Looks TGTBT but hell. A few of the ones on backpage that I thought were fake ended up being real. Anyone seen her or have any info? [/QUOTE]The ad screams fake to me, but I've been wrong before. Kind of hard to I'd her when her name's not in the ad. If you decide to TOFTT make sure to report back.

[QUOTE=Cablebrother; 1073984][url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/and-satisfy-yourself-19/3357283[/url].

Looks TGTBT but hell. A few of the ones on backpage that I thought were fake ended up being real. Anyone seen her or have any info? [/QUOTE]There is another BP ad with different set of photos for her. Tineye shows it is on some social networking site too.

I'd say way TGTBT

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128;1074346]The ad screams fake to me, but I've been wrong before. Kind of hard to I'd her when her name's not in the ad. If you decide to TOFTT make sure to report back.[/QUOTE]Yep, you never know about those ads. But if it LTGTBT, it probably is. Double check other big cities to see if the same pic is up. I've gone to see LMTs that put in a generic ad, no pic, they posted non sexual all over, had me read a form about not asking for sexual favors and then it turned out to be a wild sexual experience. Then some of us have had the Courtney thing where there is inuendo all over the place and you walk out blue-balled and ripped off. I know some of you are on the fence with some of the HE LMTs. They might be cute, offer HE, but are total psychos and chatterboxes. Its really hard to cum when the provider is yacking away with racing thoughts going in circles. Or their phones rings, kids are yelling for their mom, etc.

The ones that advertise under Creative or Beauty. Often have had good luck. In Vegas and California. The foot massage and nail spas, Asian run, you can usually get a HE.

I stay away from meeting BP posters at motels "by the airport. " You are not in control when you enter that room.

Also stay away from 18 and 19 year olds. Stay away from anything that looks like a pimp will be involved. Get real names so you can do a background check. Too many drug arrests and I stay away. Evictions and minor traffic tickets, debt issues, child support problems, thats ok. Fat girls no way. If they hide their belly button. Means they are fat. Bad neighborhood. Don't go there. Won't come alone. Stay away. Young Euro girls, stay away. Sexual slavery.

If they charge some huge price, no worries. They will all take a reasonable offer.

If escorts advertise $100 or under. Stay away, they are desperate. Make sure you have a real email address. FB is a great place to learn more about your provider.

I want a nice independent, $125-175, full service, no holes barred, in a nice suburban home or at my house. West Allis out past 80th, New Berlin, Tosa, Brookfield. All works for me. I'd rather pay $175 for a quality experience than go back to my old ways of picking up free pussy in the waiting rooms of mental health clinics. Not worth the hassle.

Also stay away from 18 and 19 year olds.

Lefty,

I think I am finally cured of the 19 year olds, partly do to your sage advice.

I hesitate to state the name of the place where this occurred only because if they catch wind of it, they have an extensive security force that can tighten up. Maybe it makes no difference and they could do nothing more than they already do, I don't know but why risk it?

Was hanging around late at night during an event and caught the eye of a mature (50+) black woman. Those of you who know me, know I like them experienced. She approached me and we started to chat. She asked all the right questions, but skirted around the P4P issues. She stated that she likes knowing married men and that she some times needs help with this or that expense. I indicated I like helping out my friends.

So, we exchange phone numbers and a few nights later I am at her place (Capitol and 22nd). She greets me wearing a nice night gown. Smelling great. I asked if I could use the bathroom to freshen up a bit and asked for a wash cloth. She laughs and asks me to clarify why I am there. I told her I thought we were going to do the nasty. She goes into this long explanation about how we're not going to fu*k for money but we can spend some time together and if sex happens, it's because we want it to and if I leave a gift, that's up to me. For you newbees, she's covering her tracks here because she does not want to think she is a who*e and she's still not sure I am not LE.

After a minute or two of light talk, she gives me the traditional tour of her place. Bedroom #1, #2, and then her bedroom. LOL. Start some light fooling around and then the main event. I left some cash and was out.

I have found that perfect girls are far and few between. I like how this one handles herself, her curves, look, etc. Nice clean place she can host at and she appears to not be a druggie or drunk. If she sucked see*ck, and shaved her pu*y, we'd be in business. Also, she just layed there while I did her. Not a repeat, but a good find at a place that it's good to know you can find some.

T J

I get a call from the women's shelter today. Welfare mom is not getting along with the others. Kids are in school and she wants to go someplace. So I pick her up and tell her she can come over until the kids are out of school. All the way over in the car. Yak yak yak. The same story over and over again. We get in the house and she keeps yak yak yak. I just disrobe, sit in my lazyboy, and motion to her to come over. Yak, yak yak, then I just push her head down on little lefty and she shuts up. Then we make love like monkeys for the next 90 minutes. She passes out and go take a nap myself. Come 2pm, drive her back the shelter. Total damage $50 and my sanity.

This great weather certainly has the SW's out in full force. Tonight could be a very good night.

How does one find the photo gallery now?

It's in the works, check out the homepage where Jackson posted about it.