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Bunnybunz from bk is a bbw that is recommended to have the best hip to azz ratio. She posted the other day in bronxs but I miss my chance. Smfh.

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Thecubanakardashian she a bbw also from bk she been in the game for while both bunnybunz and thecubanakardashian are on my to do list once I finish up my bronx selection.

If you get chance before me PM the experience!

[QUOTE=Blackest;3054814]Yo! Returning monger here. I haven't been in the game since October of 2 k15. Unfortunately, I can't offer you guys much. The last one I did was Connie, and I know about her rep on here. Thanks for the candy suggestion guys, she's going to be my first since returning. I also came here to ask, does anybody here know any chicks with a body like the chick in these pics?[/QUOTE]

Well, damn! The first chick is some fire. But the second chick. She has the fattest ass I've seen on any BP *****. Thanks, for that man. I'll be back with more updates on different chicks. I was going to start with Candy, but I want to do some chicks that haven't been reviewed on here so I can branch out and give you guys the 411.

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Bunnybunz from bk is a bbw that is recommended to have the best hip to azz ratio. She posted the other day in bronxs but I miss my chance. Smfh.

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Thecubanakardashian she a bbw also from bk she been in the game for while both bunnybunz and thecubanakardashian are on my to do list once I finish up my bronx selection.

If you get chance before me PM the experience![/QUOTE]

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Bunnybunz from bk is a bbw that is recommended to have the best hip to azz ratio. She posted the other day in bronxs but I miss my chance. Smfh.

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Thecubanakardashian she a bbw also from bk she been in the game for while both bunnybunz and thecubanakardashian are on my to do list once I finish up my bronx selection.

If you get chance before me PM the experience![/QUOTE]I swear both these chicks been in the game for years. I think Phoenix has been "available"/ posted everyday since I started in 2013 (and that's only when I started doing this). Phoenix probably has the biggest ass in NYC. I have nothing bad to say. She one of my favorite big booty hoes.

It's been a minute since I've seen Cubana. I think last time I seen her I left a review. She slimmed down a little. Ass wasn't like it was when she was using her original number. It seem like she lost booty meat or something. It was definitely phatter in the past. The session was wack, she was wack plus she has that legendary foul odor down there. My god. One of the funkiest pussies out there. <- not an exaggertion. Anybody who has seen Cubana would co-sign that odor.

Smh at Cubana. I've always wondered how bitches cleaned their box or their rear end with an ass that big.

[QUOTE=JjayBoy;3056968]I swear both these chicks been in the game for years. I think Phoenix has been "available"/ posted everyday since I started in 2013 (and that's only when I started doing this). Phoenix probably has the biggest ass in NYC. I have nothing bad to say. She one of my favorite big booty hoes.

It's been a minute since I've seen Cubana. I think last time I seen her I left a review. She slimmed down a little. Ass wasn't like it was when she was using her original number. It seem like she lost booty meat or something. It was definitely phatter in the past. The session was wack, she was wack plus she has that legendary foul odor down there. My god. One of the funkiest pussies out there. <- not an exaggertion. Anybody who has seen Cubana would co-sign that odor.[/QUOTE]

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Bunnybunz from bk is a bbw that is recommended to have the best hip to azz ratio. She posted the other day in bronxs but I miss my chance. Smfh.

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Thecubanakardashian she a bbw also from bk she been in the game for while both bunnybunz and thecubanakardashian are on my to do list once I finish up my bronx selection.

If you get chance before me PM the experience![/QUOTE]I'd be hesitant wit the bunny bunz jawn. The pics in both ads are from different chicks. And I kno for sure the pics in the candy ad aren't her unless shorty I kno of on IG selling that on the side which I highly doubt.

[QUOTE=Blackest;3057313]Smh at Cubana. I've always wondered how bitches cleaned their box or their rear end with an ass that big.[/QUOTE]Every girl is different no matter their size. I've been with skinny jawns who had the foul smelling box too. It's not a "big booty" thing. I've been with a lot of chicks with no odor and have huge asses. It's just her. She has to chill with those baby wipe bird baths and get in the shower or tub or some shit.

About to go see what the big deal of her heard a lot of good and bad about to find out myself.

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Hungarian spot another girl also runs out of that spot. Took a while to get in.

Worth If your going for just the Deed. 1 dmg.

It is the same girl maybe 10 years older. Still not bad looking. Had an old small belly. Smelled smoke in apartment.

Suction is strong with this one.

Not repeating but still recommend.

Not sure who picked up the call.

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Hungarian spot another girl also runs out of that spot. Took a while to get in.

Worth If your going for just the Deed. 1 dmg.

It is the same girl maybe 10 years older. Still not bad looking. Had an old small belly. Smelled smoke in apartment.

Suction is strong with this one.

Not repeating but still recommend.

Not sure who picked up the call.

I have seen a number of posts where monger state they "read good and bad reviews" on certain girls. My question is, what website are you guys seeing these reviews at? It would be great to have a place where you can read reviews before you decide whether or not to spend your money. (besides this website obviously)

I need some slim chicks! Mad skinny I love it! I love the nautrel sexyness and they usally suck good dexx.

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Any one?

Her ad reads "Hello gentleman's. Hey guys I'm Marie. Invite me xxx over for some hot action on this rainy day. Let's xxx hookup now. I'm waiting for 1 forsevn6 you so don't hesitate. Call or text me. Feel free to contact me. Marie💋 . " (I retracted part of number because of posting rules). ([URL]http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/5776246084.html[/URL]).

Just got done with "Marie" who introduces herself as Jessica or another name when she walks through the door. Weird with a capital Whoa!

I text her that I want a short at my house. She wants a hunnid, I offer sexty, she agrees, says 20-30 minutes, makes a pronounced point of saying "Please be serious," then shows up twenty minutes late. Actually, she was right on time; I peeped her through my window park across from my house in a gray sedan with tinted windows (she has a driver) to scope out the scene.

She comes in, and before she walks through the door asks if I am a cop and live alone and announces she has a driver. She's not ghetto, just a girl-next-door noob, it seems, but kind of tacky and obnoxious. She is a 24 yr old Latina, a little on the thick side (not at all like the pic in the ad) and has short curly hair. Not cute, not ugly, good enough to fuck but no one you'd notice in a crowd. She insists I go up the stairs first because she wants to walk behind me so she can close and lock the door. I'm now looking over my shoulder to make sure there's no funny business with anyone who might have stayed close behind her.

Once in my apartment, she is paranoid as fuck. She wasn't even on goofballs, she's just over-suspicious and maybe a bit daft. Repeatedly asks if I live alone, if I have dogs or other pets, reminds me again she has a driver, she is nervous, doesn't do this often, etc. I tell her to chill, offer her a drink to calm her nerves. We head to the bedroom, she helps herself to the donation, asks to go to the bathroom. I point her in the right direction but firmly tell her to place the donation back on the dresser where it shall remain until she is ready to leave. The tone in my voice inspired her compliance and she assured me she didn't plan to run off. While she was in the john, I took this opportunity to peek out my window to make sure driver had stayed put, as she'd also intended that time to text him to check in.

Once back from the bathroom she walks in to the bedroom with shorts off, bottom of bodysuit unsnapped, boots on, goes through the whole bit of "you're not a cop, right?" then pulls out condom. She seemed surprised that I climbed on bed and I insisted she take off her damn boots (they were not the cute dominatrix kind LOL). She is babbling and I ask if this is her first time and I am surprised to learn -- it is not! I could have pitied her the folly if she were new but she's just dumb. Or maybe smart as fuck using this all as a way to kill time. She doesn't kiss, she tells me (I didn't ask for it), she doesn't do this or that; at one point I expected her to say she doesn't fuck. I wish she just said she doesn't talk. She covers me up and give me the wackest fucking blowjob I ever had in my life and mumbles something about "small" or "not hard" or some shit Now, I have never heard a complaint about such a thing, mind you, and I am not in the least self-conscious. I am well endowed, but I have no shame in acknowledging you ain't going to get soldier boy out of me if your head game is weak and ain't nothing yet that stimulates any nerve or the imagination. She would suck for a stroke then pull off in a very disjointed inexplicable way.

Finally, I told her to lay the fuck down and as I went to penetrate, she cried out, "Not rough" or who the fuck knows what. I'm bored and frustrated at this point and tell her to cut the shit and to open her fucking legs all the way and let's get this done. Again, a little bass in the voice is what it seems to take to get this broad in line, as I told her I paid for an experience and this wasn't about her little hangups and quirks. Once I was in, I could feel her getting wetter. The pussy was surprisingly warm inside and she moaned loudly. She almost ruined it again by asking me not to kiss her (which I had no intention and can't seem to understand why she expected I would and was fixated on this), but as I pumped away, her body tension seemed to melt and she brought me cheek to cheek with her, especially once I grabbed handfuls of her ass so I could get in deeper. After a few minutes, I came silently and said I'm done, to which she seemed surprised, because she oddly now seemed to be getting into it.

She dressed and made chit chat but I really just rushed her out the door and told her to quit being so paranoid because she ruined the experience. She told me she was scared because I look intimidating. You would have no way to know if that's true, but I have never heard that in my life. That's like telling Santa you're scared of him because he is jolly. Anyway, I peeped through the window again and saw driver peel off as soon as she got in the car.

Would I repeat? Hell fucking no! Such a waste of money that would have been better spent on a happy ending massage (which, if you know my preferences, I don't care for).

I got to find a decent provider. These women are now asking for a hundred for a quickie and expect you to pick them up or provide Uber. They all just lost their damn collective minds. They been drinking that Jim Jones Kool-Aid.

I had this girl over today: "WESTCHESTER CALLS ONLY New in town young Caucasian beauty aiming to please - 22: Hello guys I'm Maria and I'm 22 yrs old, beautiful, sexy, curvy, and looking to have loads of fun with you LITERALLY IF INTERESTED CALL OR TEXT ME at xxxyyy2952'. Ll be waiting OutcallS ONLY In WESTCHESTER. ".

I text her mid morning, we agreed on a price, she said she'd be over in twenty minutes, but she arrived before I was even halfway wet in the shower. She is a beautiful girl next door type, Caucasian, five-foot-nine, 22 years old, slim body with some tats. My nosy neighbors were out and this is the perfect girl who draws zero (bad) attention to herself because she carries herself discreetly. On the other hand she certainly got the attention of the construction workers on the block because she is very pretty.

Once upstairs, she declined a beverage, we went to the bedroom and we got right to it. No need to call any handlers or anything sketchy. She's got a gorgeous body (you BBW lovers and thick girl fans will not enjoy her). She had no quirks or hangups. Her only rules are that she does not offer backdoor and everything is protected. She always had her hand on my deek stroking it and allowed me to DATY. I rolled on the condom, entered her slowly (she has the prettiest, pinkest pussy). It was tough to last long, especially because of how she maintains eye contact. When we were done, she remarked how good it was which I believed to be just talk til I saw the large deep wet spot she'd left on my bed (I am still drying it out LOL).

She gave me a kiss and a hug as she left the house so neighbors would think her an old acquaintance and no one in my little busy body burgh here was any the wiser.

Only one problem I will warn about: her box had a bit of a bad smell to it. Dunno if it's a white girl thing or some other factor. Under normal circumstances I'd suggest a girl go to the doc to check herself out. But I've also been with girls who had a clean bill of health but still smelled that way. I guess you will have to judge for yourself. The overall experience made the smell issue workable and worth repeating. But if the smell is there next time, she might be off my intended regular / repeat list.

[QUOTE=TheBxBoy;3070199]I had this girl over today: "WESTCHESTER CALLS ONLY New in town young Caucasian beauty aiming to please - 22: Hello guys I'm Maria and I'm 22 yrs old, beautiful, sexy, curvy, and looking to have loads of fun with you LITERALLY IF INTERESTED CALL OR TEXT ME at xxxyyy2952'. Ll be waiting OutcallS ONLY In WESTCHESTER. ".

I text her mid morning, we agreed on a price, she said she'd be over in twenty minutes, but she arrived before I was even halfway wet in the shower. She is a beautiful girl next door type, Caucasian, five-foot-nine, 22 years old, slim body with some tats. My nosy neighbors were out and this is the perfect girl who draws zero (bad) attention to herself because she carries herself discreetly. On the other hand she certainly got the attention of the construction workers on the block because she is very pretty.

Once upstairs, she declined a beverage, we went to the bedroom and we got right to it. No need to call any handlers or anything sketchy. She's got a gorgeous body (you BBW lovers and thick girl fans will not enjoy her). She had no quirks or hangups. Her only rules are that she does not offer backdoor and everything is protected. She always had her hand on my deek stroking it and allowed me to DATY. I rolled on the condom, entered her slowly (she has the prettiest, pinkest pussy). It was tough to last long, especially because of how she maintains eye contact. When we were done, she remarked how good it was which I believed to be just talk til I saw the large deep wet spot she'd left on my bed (I am still drying it out LOL).

She gave me a kiss and a hug as she left the house so neighbors would think her an old acquaintance and no one in my little busy body burgh here was any the wiser.

Only one problem I will warn about: her box had a bit of a bad smell to it. Dunno if it's a white girl thing or some other factor. Under normal circumstances I'd suggest a girl go to the doc to check herself out. But I've also been with girls who had a clean bill of health but still smelled that way. I guess you will have to judge for yourself. The overall experience made the smell issue workable and worth repeating. But if the smell is there next time, she might be off my intended regular / repeat list.[/QUOTE]So just so USA gets this straight. You fucked a girl with a smelly pussy but wouldn't mind repeating? Ok great to hear. Hurry up and add her to the regular / repeat list simply because she is a white girl from the Bronx. I've been looking for a provider with a smelly pussy all year. GREAT WORK! She's a KEEPER!