Strip Club Reports

While enjoying the dancers at DIVAS, two couples came in and sat near us. One of the girls was all bundled up in her winter coat, wore glasses and was taking in the show. When she removed her coat, she was wearing a sweater (had a nice figure)and had that innocent Liberian look. One of the dancers came over to where she was sitting and shook her tits at her and then spread her legs exposing everything. The liberian girl seem to be enjoying it. One of the other dancers walked up to another girl embraced and planted a big kiss on her lips. For a minute, I thought we were going to be treated to a girl/girl show, especially after the girl returned the kiss. Unfortunately, it never went beyond just that. Damn. I was hoping the Liberian girl was an armature and was going to perform for us. Nope. I found out later she was also a dancer waiting for her shift to start. A very nice looking girl. I am afraid my hopes and imagination got too carried away.This was my first time at DIVAS and I didn't know what to expect. I really enjoyed the evening there and look forward in returning. The whole scene started me thinking about my regulars ALICIA and MICHELLE on the W/W loop. It's been way to long since my last mongering there.

BBB

[QUOTE=Enor Muscock]I like the place too, but there is definitely no sex in the champagne room. You can also hit the Golden Horseshoe in Ranson, closer to Charles Town. Slots at the track did wonders for the strip joints. But they don't cross the line.[/QUOTE]It's a shame that the girls are not available for play at DIVAS, I just assumed all these clubs were the same P4P in the privacy of a lap dance. Thanks for the heads up. BBB

I stopped at Divas on Saturday afternoon (about 12:30) and I ran into a skinny short girl. She called herself Kitty. A little long in the tooth, no boobs at all to speak of and not muck ass either, but she gave me a very entertaining lap dance which convinced me to go for a private dance. In the room (I foolishly paid for 2 dances) she strips down to nuthin' real quick, gave jr and the boys a massage through the jeans, and then got them real hot with her breath (again through the jeans). She then rubs her kitty ALL OVER me, face, head. mouth etc. when I left Jr had gotten sick and had to be cleaned up, and I smelled like kitty. If I had seen this girl in the daylight, you would think crack ho. I think extras could be on the menu, perhaps take out.
Other girls were a 'lil pudgey, one of the looks like she just pushed out a young'en. as she had some nasty stretch marks on her tummy. I was hoping to see my favorite lady, Treasure. But she wasnt there when I was.
I know this place has had some smokin' hot babes but not Sat.!
sorry this got long winded.

[QUOTE=Sundance88]I stopped at Divas on Saturday afternoon (about 12:30) and I ran into a skinny short girl. She called herself Kitty. A little long in the tooth, no boobs at all to speak of and not muck ass either, but she gave me a very entertaining lap dance which convinced me to go for a private dance. In the room (I foolishly paid for 2 dances) she strips down to nuthin' real quick, gave jr and the boys a massage through the jeans, and then got them real hot with her breath (again through the jeans). She then rubs her kitty ALL OVER me, face, head. Mouth etc. When I left Jr had gotten sick and had to be cleaned up, and I smelled like kitty. If I had seen this girl in the daylight, you would think crack ho. I think extras could be on the menu, perhaps take out.

Other girls were a 'little pudgey, one of the looks like she just pushed out a young'en. As she had some nasty stretch marks on her tummy. I was hoping to see my favorite lady, Treasure. But she wasnt there when I was.

I know this place has had some smokin' hot babes but not Sat. !

Sorry this got long winded.[/QUOTE]I was at Diva's several weeks ago and there was only one dancer there--your one with stretch marks I believe. She was not my ticket. What was your total outlay for the stay at Diva's?

Play safe. Lover Bug

[QUOTE=Sundance88]I stopped at Divas on Saturday afternoon (about 12:30) and I ran into a skinny short girl. She called herself Kitty. A little long in the tooth, no boobs at all to speak of and not muck ass either, but she gave me a very entertaining lap dance which convinced me to go for a private dance. In the room (I foolishly paid for 2 dances) she strips down to nuthin' real quick, gave jr and the boys a massage through the jeans, and then got them real hot with her breath (again through the jeans). She then rubs her kitty ALL OVER me, face, head. mouth etc. when I left Jr had gotten sick and had to be cleaned up, and I smelled like kitty. If I had seen this girl in the daylight, you would think crack ho. I think extras could be on the menu, perhaps take out.
Other girls were a 'lil pudgey, one of the looks like she just pushed out a young'en. as she had some nasty stretch marks on her tummy. I was hoping to see my favorite lady, Treasure. But she wasnt there when I was.
I know this place has had some smokin' hot babes but not Sat.!
sorry this got long winded.[/QUOTE]
Sorry to be a downer, but this is the BALTIMORE strip club thread. Lets try and keep the discussion pertinent! Thanks,

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]Sorry to be a downer, but this is the BALTIMORE strip club thread. Lets try and keep the discussion pertinent! Thanks,

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]

This really needs to go over on the Eastern Panhandle thread in the West Virginia Forum. Actually, this would be quite relevant for the guys over there (including me).

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]Sorry to be a downer, but this is the BALTIMORE strip club thread. Lets try and keep the discussion pertinent! Thanks,

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]

And here I thought there was a new place to go in town. Damn, I should have RTFF'd more carefully.


Bench

Hey Doc,

There's just a little bit of West Virginia in most Baltimorons, don't you know? Hit the Block last Thursday afternoon. Plaza closed, Mouse Trap Closed, Flamingo closed, Circus & Harem completely lame, Pussy Cat hurting and the little bald bartender in the Red Garter screaming at all his ******.

Close down the Honkytonks!

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]Sorry to be a downer, but this is the BALTIMORE strip club thread. Lets try and keep the discussion pertinent! Thanks,

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]


You are quite correct, I am sorry for the transgression. I will pay more attention in the future.

to Lover bug
From 2 beers, lap dance,g-string stuffing at the stage and the private dance..... I guess I spent around 80-90

[QUOTE=Tippy]
There's just a little bit of West Virginia in most Baltimorons, don't you know?[/QUOTE]

Well, that certainly explains alot.:p

[QUOTE=Tippy]There's just a little bit of West Virginia in most Baltimorons, don't you know?[/QUOTE]

I'm a life long resident; we're actually BALAmorons...

I was working in delaware and went to the Canton Inn. Three other guys and my self where the only guys in there. I was there 20 mins and saw no girl on the stage dancing. A blonde came over and offered me a lap dance. I accepted and what a waste. She said she couldn't tale nothing off and was horriable. She offered the champaign rm for 100. 00 for 15 mins. And I could toucj what ever I wanted to but she would still be unable to take off anything. I declined and waited around 15-20 mins and still no dancers the bar tender even left. I was there between 6:30 and 7:30 on Tuesday night.

Went to Sherrie's on Thursday afternoon at about 2 PM. The interior has been visibly improved. Nice, clean and modern. Quite a change from the old interior. Security was at the door and carded me, even though I am in my late 50s. The bar was clean and fresh and the barmaid attractive and sweet. Actually very engaging in a warm way.

I wish I could give the three girls dancing the same high marks that I can give the club and its interior. One was chubby, but to her credit a good dancer. The other two were half way attractive.

In my opinion, this club is worth watching as it may get better in a few months. All of the girls liked working there and no one hit me up for any dance money. But, they were all pleasant though not that attractive.

In closing, I would give the bar a B+ for atmosphere, but only a C- for the dancers.

Had last Tuesday off from work (sorry for the late post, but you know, things to do, people to see), had a few minutes to kill between errands, so I thought I'd make a stop at my favorite block. Haven't been here in awhile, last time wasn't too memorable. It was around 6 pm and most of the places were quiet. I went downstairs to the Diamond club, and saw a hot asian girl and I knew I was going to stay for a bit. I've seen her before at other clubs, she gets around I guess, so I sat down got a $7 beer and watched her dance. Man, she has an amazing body. Tight ass and legs, nice fake perky tities. She knows how to work it. She comes over for her tip afterward and decides to mount me and give me a light kiss. Let me tell you something, her body feels better than it looks. Services were offered, but I was low on funds and didn't want to have them crack my head over my credit card. So I opted for a drink with her and let her drive me nuts for a couple of minutes. She's a pro and she knows what she's there for, she wants her money. She gobbled that drink down and was asking for another in a matter of minutes. She is definitely all business and was ready to negociate for a better time, but another time. Another time.

Keep drinking.

sorry - I know this is the Baltimore thread but did want to add my five cents to the post below:

The place opens around 5pm but nobody really starts dancing until well after 8pm a lot of times. Couch dances are a waste, but the champagne rooms can be fun if you know the girls. Sounds like you had Stormy.

[QUOTE=Stoniey]I was working in delaware and went to the Canton Inn. Three other guys and my self where the only guys in there. I was there 20 mins and saw no girl on the stage dancing. A blonde came over and offered me a lap dance. I accepted and what a waste. She said she couldn't tale nothing off and was horriable. She offered the champaign rm for 100. 00 for 15 mins. And I could toucj what ever I wanted to but she would still be unable to take off anything. I declined and waited around 15-20 mins and still no dancers the bar tender even left. I was there between 6:30 and 7:30 on Tuesday night.[/QUOTE]

Is it worth going to the block in the daytime on a Saturday?

[QUOTE=Itstal212]Is it worth going to the block in the daytime on a Saturday?[/QUOTE]Thank you for your first contribution to the forum. It was very informative and we look forward to your future posts.

Couple spinners here. A hot skinny blond with great legs quoted 1. 6 for the house and $$ for her. I wasn't all that careful with my cash and by this time I had already pissed away $. Was constantly bothered by ugly bitches wanting tips for dances I wasn't even watching. I had no intentions of dropping $$$$, I don't care hot. I was lucky to leave with the shirt on my back.

[QUOTE=Itstal212]Is it worth going to the block in the daytime on a Saturday?[/QUOTE]


I have been there on Sat. afternoons, and found it hit or miss. I will wander in and out of the various clubs to check out the talent. Then go back to the one that interested me the most. Also, not as crowded by other mongers so the ladies are more willing to make deals. I have had girls sitting on my lap at the bar playing tonsil hockey and providing a hand job at the same time. Oh damn I wish I were younger!!!!

[QUOTE=Ambiguousjoe]Couple spinners here. A hot skinny blond with great legs quoted 1. 6 for the house and $$ for her. I wasn't all that careful with my cash and by this time I had already pissed away $. Was constantly bothered by ugly bitches wanting tips for dances I wasn't even watching. I had no intentions of dropping $$$$, I don't care hot. I was lucky to leave with the shirt on my back.[/QUOTE]

Nice report. In exchange I will give you a little tip. Those prices are negotiable. Even the house fees. Just remember, the Bartender expects a tip as well.

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Sundance88]I have been there on Sat. afternoons, and found it hit or miss. I will wander in and out of the various clubs to check out the talent. Then go back to the one that interested me the most. Also, not as crowded by other mongers so the ladies are more willing to make deals. I have had girls sitting on my lap at the bar playing tonsil hockey and providing a hand job at the same time. Oh damn I wish I were younger!!!![/QUOTE]
In many clubs, the daytime rules are far different than the nighttime rules. What used to be standard night time fare is now only found daytime. Trust me, in the good old days, the behavior you described used the be standard any evening for a medium sized drink, right at the bar. Those days are long gone, but then the Block at night is currently a disaster.

Dr. Monger

Don't forget, the late great Sunshine was a night shifter.

Good things can happen after 8, though it's true , I usually give up and go to the Midway.

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]In many clubs, the daytime rules are far different than the nighttime rules. What used to be standard night time fare is now only found daytime. Trust me, in the good old days, the behavior you described used the be standard any evening for a medium sized drink, right at the bar. Those days are long gone, but then the Block at night is currently a disaster.

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]

Are you saying that it is better during the day? I can't get out much during the day to drive up and enjoy myself, so I only get to hit the block at night. If it is that much better during the day, I might just take a day off work for a mini vacation.

Heard reports from reliable sources that the Mouse Trap will close after Saturday, March 28th. For those who still remember Lou, you may wish to stop by and give your final regards. I know I will during March madness.

[QUOTE=Bullmarket2]Heard reports from reliable sources that the Mouse Trap will close after Saturday, March 28th. For those who still remember Lou, you may wish to stop by and give your final regards. I know I will during March madness.[/QUOTE]
It won't be soon enough for me. The doorman there is a real prick...he keeps more customers out than he draws in because he is such a shithead. He always has a smartass comment, and I know there is another poster here who was seen outside the Block by this jerk, and called something out to him in a public place. Not cool. I feel bad for Gary and Sylvia, but they will be able to find another job somewhere. I doubt anyone will hire the doorman.

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Whitt]Are you saying that it is better during the day? I can't get out much during the day to drive up and enjoy myself, so I only get to hit the block at night. If it is that much better during the day, I might just take a day off work for a mini vacation.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, was I not clear? Let me repost what I said:

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]In many clubs, the daytime rules are far different than the nighttime rules. What used to be standard night time fare is now only found daytime. Trust me, in the good old days, the behavior you described used the be standard any evening for a medium sized drink, right at the bar. Those days are long gone, but then the Block at night is currently a disaster.[/QUOTE]

So let me translate: DAYTIME IS BETTER. I sincerely hope this clears it up for you. And you don''t have to miss work, weekend day times can be fun too.

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]It won't be soon enough for me. The doorman there is a real prick...he keeps more customers out than he draws in because he is such a shithead. He always has a smartass comment,... I doubt anyone will hire the doorman.

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]Very well said. I tend to check out all of the bars before I buy a drink. The 20 other doormen either say nothing or say something nice like "thanks for stopping by" or "we will have more girls later." They make you want to come back. But the Mousetrap doorman says stuff like "you are too hard to please" or "you must have a lot of money because you never spend it here" or "you must be gay." I usually just walk by that place because I don't want to listen to his comments. What a jerk.

[QUOTE=Bullmarket2]Went to Sherrie's on Thursday afternoon at about 2 PM. The interior has been visibly improved. Nice, clean and modern. Quite a change from the old interior. Security was at the door and carded me, even though I am in my late 50s. The bar was clean and fresh and the barmaid attractive and sweet. Actually very engaging in a warm way.

I wish I could give the three girls dancing the same high marks that I can give the club and its interior. One was chubby, but to her credit a good dancer. The other two were half way attractive.

In my opinion, this club is worth watching as it may get better in a few months. All of the girls liked working there and no one hit me up for any dance money. But, they were all pleasant though not that attractive.

In closing, I would give the bar a B+ for atmosphere, but only a C- for the dancers.[/QUOTE]I read this and thought I should pay this establishment a visit.

As previous mentioned, the interior is clean and the ladies are at best a C average with a few exceptions.

One girl sat next me, Meisha or something like that. Said it was her first night there. The bar tender nodded and smiled when I asked if it was true.

Anyhow... long story short.

Drinks for the girls are .2 which i thought was outrageous.

There was a secluded area near the front that looked like it was constructed for VIP.

Despite the place being small I feel like it might have some potential.

R.Langdon

[QUOTE=Horsetrader]Very well said. I tend to check out all of the bars before I buy a drink. The 20 other doormen either say nothing or say something nice like "thanks for stopping by" or "we will have more girls later." They make you want to come back. But the Mousetrap doorman says stuff like "you are too hard to please" or "you must have a lot of money because you never spend it here" or "you must be gay." I usually just walk by that place because I don't want to listen to his comments. What a jerk.[/QUOTE]There is something that keeps drawing me back to the Mouse Trap, but it isn't the doorman. Saw him at an O's game once and thought I'd be called out in public, just seems like that kinda guy. I did hate the comments as I left the place after them not having what I was after that night.

I will be disappointed to see the Mouse Trap go, but I suppose I will see the dancers elsewhere in my block travels. I had my introduction to some of the phenomenon that occur in a pregnant female there. Que sera sera.

[QUOTE=Robert Langdon]

R.Langdon[/QUOTE]

I just wanted to compliment you on your nom de plume!

Dr. Monger

Do any girls at the Haven date the customers?

[QUOTE=Towson]Do any girls at the Haven date the customers?[/QUOTE]

They all do.

The Mousetrap has always been the anti Pussy-Cat. Never more than 3 girls at once. All of them ready, willing and able! Sarah and Sherri have been berry berry good to me! I will miss them all. Never really gave a shit what the doorman had to say, miserable bastard that he is.

[QUOTE=Towson]Do any girls at the Haven date the customers?[/QUOTE]


Ok I rtff, I did a search, I went to City Page, went to srtipclubdirectory.com, even googled, where is the Haven please???? thanks

[QUOTE=Sundance88]Ok I rtff, I did a search, I went to City Page, went to srtipclubdirectory.com, even googled, where is the Haven please???? thanks[/QUOTE]

It's on N. Haven St. just below Pulaski Hwy. on the left side going north.
Sherrie's Showbar is right around the corner.

Hope this helps.


Benchseats Rock

Stopped at the "new" Sherries yesterday for a brew. What a difference in the joint! Actually clean without the overwhelming stench of piss and cheap perfume.
Four dancers, about a average 5 on my quality scale. One short plump one who I hit on the ass accidentally with the bathroom door. Pet her cooch and asked if I hurt that thang. I sat down, she came over and started feeling Mr Happy through the jeans. She was more than ready to please. However, I thought she was knocked up, she said she was just overweight. Kinda took the bloom off that rose.
The rest were one overweight but nice black chick, one black chick who could really pump that azz on the floor, and one tall, good looking white chick who couldn't dance a lick but has the biggest brown nipples I have seen in a long time. She was occupied with another patron, and I didn't have the time or inclination to wait.

I'd go back. Something I never thought I would say that about Sherries.

[QUOTE=Aacountyman]They all do.[/QUOTE]
Been there many times, and that is news to me. And trust me, I tried!

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]Been there many times, and that is news to me. And trust me, I tried![/QUOTE]
This is news to me, as well.

Where exactly do you take them for the "date"?

It's news to me, too. Every time I go into Haven Place the girls are clustered at the far end of the bar when they aren't on stage. I don't see them mingling, or asking customers for tips or drinks. This is the reason I stopped frequenting Haven and started going around the corner to Tony's, where the atmosphere is seedier and the girls circulate a bit more.

Rapid

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]It's on N. Haven St. just below Pulaski Hwy. on the left side going north.
Sherrie's Showbar is right around the corner.

Hope this helps.


Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]

Thank You sir.