Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Towson]What does BT stand for?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Beltsville Therapy

[QUOTE=Socketpuppy]But the thing I wanted to bring to the board's attention was that when I went in, I noticed a nondescript guy in a descript car looking bored as if he'the been there a long time. [/QUOTE]


Ok, why did you go in? I wouldn't have. Sounds like LE's 'intelligence' unit. Avoid things like this in the future.



Larry!

I am a newbie to this board but have been going to AMPs for many years. I stopped by Kyoto on Tuesday while in b'more for a few days on business. This is my second time there. My first time was with a girl named Sunny. Very nice, great TS and massage, not pushy for the tip. Infact she never asked. On Tues, I spent time with Coco. Again, nice TS and not quite as good a massage. But still nice. Coco undressed down to here G-string. Also not pushy with tip. Both experiences ended with HJ. Without me even asking. I will go back when in be'mor next time.

[quote]stopped by Kyoto on Tuesday while in be'more for a few days on business.[/quote]

Kyoto is the latest version of the old Tokyo spa. You should have been there in the old days. It was awesome. I don't know how they stayed in business for as long as they did, doing what they did. Does anyone remember Ruby? You could tell when she was working by her scent, which hit you as soon as you walked in the door. What an animal!

And then there was Kay. Mega GFE, but being of that quality, she was quickly snapped up by a doctor from DC, the lucky dog.

M

Hello all. I am kind of new to this board as I am a looker who generally is interested in non- FS massage providers. Here is a list and some notes:

Kyoto. Have been a few times recently and saw CoCo both times. 35ish, thin with enhanced see's, nice attitude and good finish. In Howard Co. So be careful guys!

Massage by Me girl. In Cockeysville area. The best you can get without FS. 26, athleic body about 5'8". 150 or so with great T's and awesome nipples. I am going to miss her as she is moving on.

Has anyone seen Carol from the Ellicott City area? She was a 40 plus, redhead with a nice body with great T's. OK massage with HJ only. I have not seen her advertsing and her number has been disconnected. I used to like seeing her and she was always fun and nice to chat with as well.

Any suggestions for other area providers would be welcomed.

Thanks and be safe all!

Looking to get some feedback about either Alberto's Spa or Pinetree Health, both located on Eastern Avenue. I now regularly drive by these two places and am beginning to get "urges" to try them out.

I have always just gone to ML, which I consider the gold standard. However, in the last year they have gone from 24 karats to 18 karats, in my opinion.

Many thanks for any input!

Mamasan brought out Millie for me today and she fits the description provided by fellow members who have posted. To recap: a bit thick, probably late 30's to early 40's, very nice rack and a really cool personality. Gave the best TS I've had there in a while while paying attention to all appendages. After the rinse and right there on the table, I was suprised with a BBBJ. She told me to sit up with my legs hanging off the table while she continued. I was ready to go. Back to the room for a nice nude massage. After tossing some salad, I made the flip. Just like what I got during the shower, Millie provided a fantastic BBBJ... man, it was good. Then we moved onto several variations of the ol' hide the salami game. After the pop and clean up, she gave another quick full body massage.

Totally worth the stop today.

BP

[QUOTE=Gregster]Looking to get some feedback about either Alberto's Spa or Pinetree Health, both located on Eastern Avenue. I now regularly drive by these two places and am beginning to get "urges" to try them out.

I have always just gone to ML, which I consider the gold standard. However, in the last year they have gone from 24 karats to 18 karats, in my opinion.

Many thanks for any input![/QUOTE]

Both of those places are pretty bad. Alberto's is better but not by much.

Neither is anywhere near ML in the quality department IMHO.


Larry!

Hey guys, I am a newbie to this area and I wanted to ask if there are any MP's with latina, BLK, or white providers. Any info would be appreciated, thanks. Does albertos spa have latin providers since the spa is called albertos? Once again any help here is appreciated.

Overall I agree with Larry.

I've been in Alberto's a couple times over the last ten years. I like the facilities, but that's about as far as it goes. The providers and service got a solid, uninspired 5 out of 10 in all categories every time. Several years ago on this forum or WSG, someone claimed to have got what he wanted in there, and more, but reports like that are rare. I'd go there only if nothing else were open, and I couldn't drive to DC.

Pinetree has a much less opulent interior (especially after they walled off part of the front "exercise" area to make a staff lounge). Years ago I got great service there, and a little spirit from the glory days when Laura was the mamasan still seems to hang about the place for me. If you become a known customer and get to know the providers, doors may open. That being said, the quality of the providers is way down, and the current mamasan has much to learn from Laura.

My favorite memory of Laura is the time all the girls were busy, so she table showered me herself, gleefully ramming her finger up my ass and stroking me and soaping me all over. Pinetree has now instituted the vertical shower. The current mamasan tells you if you want a shower, there's the shower room.

I have come expect little from either spa.

Rapid

[QUOTE=Larry 56]Both of those places are pretty bad. Alberto's is better but not by much.

Neither is anywhere near ML in the quality department IMHO.


Larry![/QUOTE]

Hello Larry

Congratulations man on 1000 reports you have done a yeoman’s job.

Big Red;)

[QUOTE=Ykg3000]Hey guys, I am a newbie to this area and I wanted to ask if there are any MP's with latina, BLK, or white providers. Any info would be appreciated, thanks. Does albertos spa have latin providers since the spa is called albertos? Once again any help here is appreciated.[/QUOTE]

Check out Royalty in catonsville. Celeste has always been my favorite.

B.D.

[QUOTE=Search714]Has anyone seen Carol from the Ellicott City area? She was a 40 plus, redhead with a nice body with great T's. OK massage with HJ only. I have not seen her advertsing and her number has been disconnected. I used to like seeing her and she was always fun and nice to chat with as well.[/QUOTE]I'm a longtime lurker who has never posted. But a mention of Carol made me want to chime in. Carol was terrific -- a lot of fun, even when you just called her on the phone.

I met Carol originally when she was with a now-defunct place called (I think) LLJ and Associates, that was located near a shopping center in Ellicott City. She then went out on her own. This was ten years ago. Then Howard County cracked down on various venues for idiotic political reasons, and LLJ was run out of town. I didn't realize how good we had it back then.

Anyway, Shame Carol is gone and if anyone knows of her whereabouts, please tell us!

[QUOTE=Ykg3000]Does albertos spa have latin providers since the spa is called albertos? Once again any help here is appreciated.[/QUOTE]

No Latinas when I've been there. KO-Reans only! :)



Larry!

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Hello Larry

Congratulations man on 1000 reports you have done a yeoman’s job.

Big Red;)[/QUOTE]


Thanks Red! Did I miss anything last weekend?

That was a much better report than mine, Rapid. Thanks!


Alberto's a few years ago used to be the home of the KO-Rean bolt-on girls.

They were all way too big on top. Yes, hard to believe but when you have
this little girl with massive, hard breasts...
:D


Larry!

[QUOTE=Larry 56]Thanks Red! Did I miss anything last weekend?

That was a much better report than mine, Rapid. Thanks!

Larry![/QUOTE]

What are you saying? That we had a RT and purposefully left out any reporting on it? :D

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]What are you saying? That we had a RT and purposefully left out any reporting on it? :D[/QUOTE]


NO!!!!!! ;)

Hi guys,

I usually post on the Northern Virginia board but last Friday I paid a visit to my old friends at Kyoto and boy was it worth it.

Their ad says new staff and I believe it. I got a lady named Chanel who just started on Monday. Guys, this girl could do porn -- she is that hot. Gorgeous face, superb rack, and the smoothest skin I have ever felt. Unfortunately, she knows how hot she is, and expects to be very well compensated for her efforts. I didn't have enough $$ for the full treatment (which includes "supaman" service) but I got more than enough to make me want to go back and empty my wallet.

Before she found out how much $$ I had she told me she would treat me like a king. I think I got the prince treatment, which was still pretty damn good.

PS the house fee of $70 for 1 hr seems cheap next to the $80 the old hags in NOVA charge now.

[QUOTE=Dabbler Too]Hi guys,

I usually post on the Northern Virginia board but last Friday I paid a visit to my old friends at Kyoto and boy was it worth it.

Their ad says new staff and I believe it. I got a lady named Chanel who just started on Monday. Guys, this girl could do porn -- she is that hot. Gorgeous face, superb rack, and the smoothest skin I have ever felt. Unfortunately, she knows how hot she is, and expects to be very well compensated for her efforts. I didn't have enough $$ for the full treatment (which includes "supaman" service) but I got more than enough to make me want to go back and empty my wallet.

Before she found out how much $$ I had she told me she would treat me like a king. I think I got the prince treatment, which was still pretty damn good.

PS the house fee of $70 for 1 hr seems cheap next to the $80 the old hags in NOVA charge now.[/QUOTE]
Wonder if this is Chanel from Rainbow days...sure sounds like her.

[QUOTE=Clixxx]Wonder if this is Chanel from Rainbow days...sure sounds like her.[/QUOTE]I was thinking the same thing. I saw Chanel several times at Rainbow a few years back. I heard from a former coworker that she married a rich lawyer and moved to a big house in Potomac. Maybe she is doing this as a hobby now :) She is awesome and she knows it too! She had an outstanding body and a pleasant personality but in my opinion if it is her, that ML would be a better option for the $$.

Greetings Gentlemongers

Had some time this AM, and decided to see if the OPEN light was on. It was, so I decided to check. Mamasan asked if I had been there before, apparently she has a short memory. Anyway, I said yes and that I had seen Millie last time, which was actually true. Not being fond af enhancements, Iasked for someone else. She sent in Sunny. WOW!!!! Sunny is my ideal of the Asian, about 5'4", thin, but not anorexic, long black hair, natural b's or C's, and lovely legs. She greeted me wth a kiss, and then off to a great shower. Back in the room, she happily supplied a full menu at reasonable prices.
Looks, 9, Attitude 8, skills8.5, (would be higher if BBBJ). Will definitely repeat.

Happy Mongering, and keep flaming the buttheads.

Baldconan1

Went to Kyoto around 9 and they said that they were only doing 1/2 hour appointments at the moment due to lack of personnel. Ugh.

So I go in pay the .5 and receive a massage from Hana. She was not very good looking in the face but body was a lot better in my opinion. She did not take anything off, did not let me touch and said they didn't do that anymore. Another disappointment.

Massage was a killer. I thought I was going to die because of how hard she was pressing with her arm and it felt like my muscles were all going to be separated from the bone.

I HIGHLY doubt I will go back there again as there doesn't seem to be much left if there was anything to begin with.

Forgot to mention that it was highly rushed as I paid for 30 minutes and even then, did not get 30 minutes worth of massage. It was more around 20 minutes.

Escaped a couple of weekends ago. Drove by it the first time but found my way back. 3 American girls working. All 3 were on the heavy side and at least 2 had multiple tats. A turnoff in my book. Anyway, chose the blond (sorry, don't remember the name she went by) the standard questions were asked. I'the said I'the been there before but I don't think I did that convincing of a job but it didn't seem to matter. Decent massage, conversation. She was fully dressed but was happy to lend a hand. $ house fee plus nominal tip.

I am fond of American / European places. Anyone visited TBC or any others like them lately?

[url]http://yellowpages.aol.com/personal-and-beauty/massage/md/baltimore/sponsors/?_dlc=54&_dis=1[/url]

[url]http://yellowpages.aol.com/personal-and-beauty/massage/md/baltimore/sponsors/?_dlc=54&_dis=1[/url]

[url]http://yellowpages.aol.com/escort-service-personal/md/baltimore/distance/?_dlc=47&_dis=0&_dirquery=escort[/url]

So how many are still connected, and active.

[QUOTE=Jalb25]I was thinking the same thing. I saw Chanel several times at Rainbow a few years back. I heard from a former coworker that she married a rich lawyer and moved to a big house in Potomac. Maybe she is doing this as a hobby now :) She is awesome and she knows it too! She had an outstanding body and a pleasant personality but in my opinion if it is her, that ML would be a better option for the $$.[/QUOTE]Come on guys. It's been a few years to say the least. Maybe her daughter.

Mack

Very log time lurker. First time actually posting. Hello, to all. I have been getting sessions at Royalty for years, and had seen most of the girls at absolute before they opened royalty. Extras have never really been offered by most of them for any price. Has everyone had similar experiences, or is it just me. I agree, celeste is my favorite their as well.

[QUOTE=Bdls73]Check out Royalty in catonsville. Celeste has always been my favorite.

B.D.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mack287]Come on guys. It's been a few years to say the least. Maybe her daughter.

Mack[/QUOTE]



Those Asian women age different than the rest of us! ;)


Larry!

[QUOTE=Larry 56]Those Asian women age different than the rest of us! ;)


Larry![/QUOTE]I agree with that! I know quite a few Korean (AMP and non-AMP) women that are in their mid to late 40's that can easily pass for in their late 20's. It must be all that kimchi and rice :)

Stopped by 11505 at 6:00 pm Friday. Ginnie (sp) answered the door. I said Hello, and she said hello. She took me to the room and I asked for Lisa. She stated that Lisa was not there. Not to waste a trip I decided to try her any way. It was A MISTAKE. I gave her the house fee of 70 and she told me to get undressed and left. She returned in 10 minutes! When she returned I got off the table and put 100. 00 and the condom on the nightstand. She started with a lackadaisical back massage. I tried to make conversation, tried to make her laugh or smile. Unsuccessful. After the flip she started to take off her clothes. This is when I got a real good look at her. Face average (late 30's), breast okay, a little pudgy in the middle and no ass. After a very quick chest massage she starts to massage the penis. Once hard she puts on the condom and asks me to stand up so that she can lay on the table. No oral whatsoever. She is supposed to be a professional, you should not have to ask or make them.

After 5 minutes of sex she ask are you ready to cum. By now I realize that this is going to be a bad experience and there is nothing I can do to help it. I finish. NO wet towel for cleanup. I dress myself. On the way out I ask when will Lisa return and she does not know (? ). I was out the door in 30 minutes after paying for 1 hour.

NO TS
NO personality
NO oral
NO wet towel for clean up

BELOW average looks
BELOW average massage

RUSH JOB

WILL NOT REPEAT. PLEASE DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME OR HARD
EARNED MONEY.

Propilot- over and out.

I usually visit PGC AMPS. What is ML guys?

[QUOTE=Gregster]Looking to get some feedback about either Alberto's Spa or Pinetree Health, both located on Eastern Avenue. I now regularly drive by these two places and am beginning to get "urges" to try them out.

I have always just gone to ML, which I consider the gold standard. However, in the last year they have gone from 24 karats to 18 karats, in my opinion.

Many thanks for any input![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tst Usr2005]I usually visit PGC AMPS. What is ML guys?[/QUOTE]

Must.Hold.My.Tongue.

Newbie,

You're in luck - Oriole posted directions to ML just for you functional illiterates who refuse to RTFF. That being said, be sure to tell Mamasan you've been there before...

[QUOTE=Oriole Mon]
From 695

Take exit 17 for Security Blvd/MD-122 toward Woodlawn 0.2 mi

Keep left at the fork, follow signs for MD-122/Security Blvd E/Woodlawn 351 ft

Turn left at MD-122 E/Security Blvd 0.6 mi
(2 minutes)

Turn left at Woodlawn Dr 1.1 mi
(3 minutes)

Turn right at Windsor Mill Rd 0.1 mi

You can't miss it. Guaranfuckingteed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Must.Hold.My.Tongue.

Newbie,

You're in luck - Oriole posted directions to ML just for you functional illiterates who refuse to RTFF. That being said, be sure to tell Mamasan you've been there before...[/QUOTE]

Hello Uncle Bench

I will hold my tounge and be civil also. Every time I flame some asshole lately I get deleted. I guess it is a hint for me to be civilized. So in retiring my favorite flame thrower, I will post the photo of the Big Red Burner one more time. You know there are quite a few banned members that still have ass burn from the Big Red Burner.

Load
Lock
Some one please play Taps
Man this hurts

Big Red

Uh oh. Here I recommend a place because the lady, Lisa, says she will do ABC. for $. You get Ginnie. I can understand the frustration. The deal was done. You got FS. But Dam if I would go back again.

However, the deal is, lay the $ on the table, Show her the money. FS is done.

I sorta feel bad about that Pro- .But there is never a guarantee.

Try the Sacred House.
lol

Smiling Fox ;)

[QUOTE=Ljfeld]Very log time lurker. First time actually posting. Hello, to all. I have been getting sessions at Royalty for years, and had seen most of the girls at absolute before they opened royalty. [/QUOTE]I'm a newbe poster too, and a LONGTIME fan of AMPs. I live near Catonsville, but don't have any idea of where Royalty might be. If you don't want to give the exact address, could you at least post a hint? If you do I promise to take one for the team!

M

[QUOTE=Big Red50]

Some one please play Taps
Man this hurts

Big Red[/QUOTE]
Buffing my bugle as we speak bro'.
Go easy,
SH

Well, I had a few hours to kill tonight so I thought I could find this place.

I plugged in the address on my GPS and after a few minutes I ended up at the front door of what seemed like a medical supply store. Nearby was a Fudruckers and some Funeral Services building. The road between was a dead end. There was also some residents near but no sign of any MP. Has anyone been to this MP on Reisterstown Rd before, is there a secret hideaway that I'm seeing?

Well long story short, I couldn't find the place. I came home and just downloaded some porn, the safer option i guess.

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

RLangdon

[QUOTE=Mandruas]I'm a newbe poster too, and a LONGTIME fan of AMPs. I live near Catonsville, but don't have any idea of where Royalty might be. If you don't want to give the exact address, could you at least post a hint? If you do I promise to take one for the team!

M[/QUOTE]

Try reading the sports section in The Baltimore Sun.
Or the ad section in the City Paper.
Or the Yellow Pages under Massage.
Or you can call 411 and ask them to look it up for you.


Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Try reading the sports section in The Baltimore Sun.
Or the ad section in the City Paper.
Or the Yellow Pages under Massage.
Or you can call 411 and ask them to look it up for you.

Benchseats Rock
Last edited by Benchseats Rock : Today at 01:10. Reason: I don't think the info is actually in the forum, so I won't say RTFF on this one, but being this fucking nice is absolutely painful. But learning how to research something on your own can't be bad.[/QUOTE]

Hello Dutch Uncle

Uncle Bench you are so right, being nice and civil hurts man.
I think these headaches I have been having are a result of restraining myself from flaming assholes that desperately need it

A kinder

Big Red

Its the 2 nd floor home.

Medical on lower level

Not bad place

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Try reading the sports section in The Baltimore Sun.
Or the ad section in the City Paper.
Or the Yellow Pages under Massage.
Or you can call 411 and ask them to look it up for you.[/QUOTE]Thank you so much for the information. I don't find Royalty in my Yellow Pages, but I'm sure that one of your other suggestions will bear fruit. Or you could have just told me where the f_ck it is.

:-)

M