Massage Parlor Reports

Sorry to hear of the setting of the Sun. It was a fine establishment and the one time home of my ATF AMP girl Bebe. Most of you won't remember her but Boh and I were similarly afflicted. Nearly the same thing goes for Angel. Oh the memories ;)

Found myself with an unexpected window of opportunity but time, location and traffic made it impossible to get to Neverland or Wonderland. What to do?? Improvised and stopped at IHC where a very nice session was provided by Bibi. Solid 8's across the board with an 8.5 thrown in from the Bulgarian judge. :D

SMWSLT

Lax

Is IHC still requiring the full tip upfront?

BigTigg

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Sorry to hear of the setting of the Sun. It was a fine establishment and the one time home of my ATF AMP girl Bebe. Most of you won't remember her but Boh and I were similarly afflicted. Nearly the same thing goes for Angel. Oh the memories ;)

Found myself with an unexpected window of opportunity but time, location and traffic made it impossible to get to Neverland or Wonderland. What to do?? Improvised and stopped at IHC where a very nice session was provided by Bibi. Solid 8's across the board with an 8.5 thrown in from the Bulgarian judge. :D

SMWSLT

Lax[/QUOTE]

How is a seldom-poster supposed to earn the status to learn the location of Neverland when all these other AMPs start closing up? :)

WTF's post about Sun was dead on, I am pretty certain I actually saw him and his buddy during the incident he describes. I had the idea to go to Sun that same evening, in hopes of getting a couple more reviews under my belt, to respectfully try and earn Neverland status.

WTF and his buddy beat me to the door by about 50 yards and when I saw the lack of success they had, I knew that the Sun had indeed set.

At least I've got the memories of the famous B2B shower!

I think I've got 3 or 4 reviews under my belt, including some stuff from Rt. 1 in VA. Now I just gotta scroll back through the pages, find the master list and start over again. Who knows? I may discover new uncharted "lands."

I may end up TOFTT, along the way, but Neverland shall be mine one day!

A guy has gotta have goals, right? :)

[QUOTE=BigTigger]Is IHC still requiring the full tip upfront?

BigTigg[/QUOTE]

In my experience, standard AMP rules apply. I have expropriated the LoveLOS under-the-watch technique. LL does charge a healthy royalty but its worth it!

[QUOTE=Strike Fighter]Me and my boys just got from a long tour of duty (see below) and are looking for a great place to get a good massage in DC tonight/tomorrow. We're in town for a few days and its been a long f'ing time!

One of my buddy's best friend gave him this website and said we would be able to find some good info. From the looks of your postings, it appears that no info is available for "newbies". I've never posted a damn thing! However, recognizing the circumstances I thought you may be able to help some vets out. Where the hell is this place with Wendy, Pink, etc?

No offense taken if you guys can't help us out. I'm sure we'll find something.

Respectfully,

SF

[url]http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=6442169[/url][/QUOTE]

Hello Strike Fighter

Welcome home Marine

Here is some DC AMP info that was put together by my buddy LoveLOS the king of DC AMP's. I know you guys can RTFF(read the fucking form) but I guess you guys have done enough recon for a while;)

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5086[/url]
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=506815#post506815[/url]
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=356389#post356389[/url]
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=506815#post506815[/url]

Semper Fi

Big Red from Balmer

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]In my experience, standard AMP rules apply. I have expropriated the LoveLOS under-the-watch technique. LL does charge a healthy royalty but its worth it![/QUOTE]I degress to never paying upfront. Only if she is 10s across the board. always say" Im old customer and pay later". Has worked for years.

PC out

Did sun really went down? Haven't been back there since last year, well, it does sux to hear another one of the better place went down. (still miss cpch the most)

Anyway, after hearing the sad news I decide to stop by neverland to see the fairy so she can make my day better. Of couse, she did.

LL, it was very nice of you helping out with info to our the hero who protect our country. But I m afraid now that people will use that as an excuse to get info from us (mostly from you).

Been a long, long, longggggggg time since I posted. Like many, i got freaked out by Black Wednesday and turned mostly to escorts, mostly of the CL variety, with varying levels of success. I went to some AMPs, like Sun with Bebe, which was great, but I had to go back to an old haunt that I read was back open after Black Wednesday.

Got there and there was a different mamasan, but we went thru the drill and I was taken into a room. I asked for a young, thin girl and two arrived at my door. I chose Sue, the younger, thinner looking one. The other one's name was Mickey, and she seemed nice enough, but just a tad more on the chubby side (not bad though, I'd rate her a 6). Sue had small, perky tits and a cute face that had some acne scars on it. She was I'd say a 7 or so, but she turned out being pretty fun.

After the typical arrangements, $.6 for the house, we went to the table shower where i got a thorough scrubbing but not a lot of the playfulness I enjoy (I think it was Michelle a long time ago at Royal who used to give the body to body TS... ahh, the good old days). Mickey did pop her head in - it was a slow Saturday night - and say hi, and I tried to get her to join in, but she just acted playful, flirting but not joining in.

Back in the room I laid down for a massage and told Sue I wanted a hard massage. I do like it hard, really kneeding my muscles, and she obliged. She rubbed baby oil on my back and used her forearm as a rolling pin, adroitly working the kinks out. She did this for my back, then walked on my thighs and calves, which felt great. This took quite a while, this whole massage, and it was just what I wanted. Well, that and the extras.

She asked me what I wanted after that and I told her everything of course. She left and came back with the right tools and proceeded with some light touch on my back, down my thighs and toward my taint, really teasing me to the point where i got hard laying on my stomach. Turned over and she spent some time on the Asian Rim, getting my cock as hard as it's been in a while, and then she enjoyed some deep throat action. After a while, i knew i had to fuck her and she hopped on top and rode me, not total cowgirl, but more close like GFE cowgirl. The finish was fantastic. I definitely would go back, if not just for the massage.

Sue isn't a 10, but she's cute enough to be a girlfriend type, and I enjoyed her perky tits. Others might like a larger variety.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention the tip: gave her what I thought was the customary $ but she wanted one more $.2 - what's that all about? I didnt even have any extra cash... oh well

[QUOTE=Wtf 411]Breaking news!

It seems that Sun has shut its doors for good.

...

To another breaking news!

ML in Maryland was busted last night. It seems like a pretty big bust!

The LE's were joined with INS and possibly, FBI to raid the place.[/QUOTE]Truly disappointing news. I've become pretty paranoid after Black Wednesday, and with that new bust up in Maryland, I don't think I'll be dreaming anytime soon. I'm really only into the AMP scene when it comes to dreams.

Not trying to work up any paranoia or anything, but has anyone noticed the recent string of closings in DC strangely correlate with the influx of brand new members in this forum? Just food for thought. Personally, I don't think it's a coincidence.

I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .

I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.

What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.

I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.

And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.

Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.

Recently went to v/y and saw Mae (May?).

Of some interest is the fact that she was not korean, but japanese; also for those who like the jungle, she had a very thick one.

Table shower: 6.5
Face: 6.0
Body: 6.5
Massage: 5.5

Standard fare with the table shower and attention to the proper areas; problem was that she just wasn't very enthusiastic; clearly did not want me to make full use of my hour's time; DATY was not permitted and she seemed irritated (and I have seen this before) that I even wanted to see the poonani; man that's what makes it all worth it for me!

And now for a rant:

As I age :( , I become more particular about my "requirements". One is I want my damn time that I paid for; don't keep telling me to come like you're impatient for it to happen. Also don't fake it so poorly that I think I'm watching a bad porn movie. OTOH, don't lie there with your eyes closed the whole time either - I know I'm just some dude, but you can bear to look at me a little.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Not trying to work up any paranoia or anything, but has anyone noticed the recent string of closings in DC strangely correlate with the influx of brand new members in this forum? Just food for thought. Personally, I don't think it's a coincidence.[/QUOTE]


You know, whenever I get unsolicited information, I assume that it's information that I can't trust. At the same time, when I get information from people who have no qualification or establishment on this forum, I know that either it's their way of trying to kiss my ass or worse, trying to set me up. I've been threatened here before and keep my inner circle a whole hell of a lot tighter than before. I don't think that it's paranoia if they're really trying to get you. If you want to know what it looks like when they're trying to get you, keep reading.

Officer Dreams,

The plural of forum is not fora. Cops are always trying to sound smarter than they are, and the spelling and grammar and diction always give it away. I'm hungry, could you grab me a donut?


[QUOTE=Dreams]I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .

I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.

What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.

I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.

And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.

Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ravensfan]did sun really went down??? haven't been back there since last year, well, it does sux to hear another one of the better place went down. (still miss cpch the most)

anyway, after hearing the sad news i decide to stop by neverland to see the fairy so she can make my day better. of couse, she did.

LL, it was very nice of you helping out with info to our the hero who protect our country. but i m afraid now that people will use that as an excuse to get info from us (mostly from you).[/QUOTE]Sun was actually the first AMP I ever visited and to be honest was one of my favorite places to go. My first time there was the absolute best. I don't remember the girls name (actually, I couldn't pronounce it when she told it to me) but she was as cute as could be. The best thing about her was that she was totally into having fun. She let me do basically anything to her and in return she would experiment on me a bit. I'd say we both had a good time. A couple times I met with a girl named "Koko". I've seen reference to a "Koko"/"Coco" in this forum quite a bit. I'm not sure she was the same "Koko" as the one I saw on occassion was not that attractive and not that much fun, but she still got the job done.

I had read that Sun was shut down a few months ago. Not a part of the bigger bust back in the Aug/Sept timeframe. It's too bad as I enjoyed Sun and always felt comfortable going there. I would say Sun was my "regular" spot. I guess I need to find a new one now.

My "busy season" at work run from January through April (is that a big enough hint at what I do for a living? ). During that time I don't have a lot of time to head downtown. So, I found a couple places here in NOVA that could satisfy in a time of need. Obviously DC is the place to go for the best AMP service, but for those random weeknights when you need your fix and don't have time (or energy) to deal with driving to DC there are actually some good locations in NOVA. I've had great luck with a place near Bailey's. For those who have been around for a while you may remember this place as named "Eagle". The name has changed now but the services are still there. I had seen a girl named "Kelly" a couple times. She was a cute as anything you'd find in DC and if she liked you would give you the same level of service. I had FS with her twice. I'm worried she might be gone now as the past couple times I have been there they have said "Kelly no here". I'm not sure if that means she is gone for good. There is also a great place in Tyson's. I'll pass that info along soon (as soon as I can find a way to be descrete yet information enough). I have the address, condo unit and code to the gate. So, obviously with the NOVA locations YMMV but for those random weekday nights when you need your quick fix it's worth it.

[QUOTE=Dreams]I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .

I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.

What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.

I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.

And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.

Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.[/QUOTE]

BSR, I couldn't agree more. Here is a noob who comes in asking for the keys to the city and when LL blasts him he claims to be an uber-monger from Europe. Then he finds some mysterious source of intel that allows him to boast of three highly successful AMP visits. I think not.

If I am wrong then I hope your flight back to the Fatherland was pleasant. If BSR is right, then put down that donut and go out there and find some terrorists, murders, drug dealers etc.

I`ll 2nd that leave our little fantasy girls alone.

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]put down that donut and go out there and find some terrorists, murders, drug dealers etc.[/QUOTE]

Pressed for time as usual, so it was either 1333 or 1413, which are very convenient for me. I opted for 1413 (though I'm looking forward to trying the greener 1333, which isn't much farther). Banana girl wasn't there, so I got Mouse girl from LA. She's a little older and thicker, not really eye candy. But her Engrish was quite good and she's very friendly. I liked her immediately. I didn't like that she wanted payment up front. Pretty good scrubbing during TS, with some play, followed by seriously deep massage. If you're sensitive you wouldn't like either one. Not much buildup, but enthusiastic romance language lesson followed by some mish and doggie. She seems to like it pretty rough, so I pounded obligingly. Good experience, no regrets, but probably wouldn't repeat because it was a little rushed.- about 45 minutes from when I walked in.

[QUOTE=Labiameister]Recently went to v/y and saw Mae (May?).

Of some interest is the fact that she was not korean, but japanese; DATY was not permitted and she seemed irritated (and I have seen this before) that I even wanted to see the poonani; man that's what makes it all worth it for me!

don't lie there with your eyes closed the whole time either - I know I'm just some dude, but you can bear to look at me a little.[/QUOTE]

In my experiences with Japanese civilians in both Japan and Hawaii, I have had many similar experiences as these. I don't think it is a reflection of the performance I offered. I had slept with one girl three times in two days, and the next session when I made a move to DATY, my head was pushed away from the pleasure revine.

Many Japanese are very modest about exposing their privates, even to those they are intimate with. Japanese are generally ultra paranoid about STDs. So much so that 99% of all P4P services by Japanese providers (in Japan) are not available to gaijin (foreigners).

Don't take it personally, it seems perhaps that May is just in the wrong line of work, and very unconfortable with what is customarily expected in this area. But none of this is unexpected when you are familiar first hand with their culture.

Your report has saved many from a poor performance / bad experience. It is genuinely appreciated.

-PP

BTW this forum is rockin'! I had to read two full pages since my last post. Keep up the good work DC!!

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Not trying to work up any paranoia or anything, but has anyone noticed the recent string of closings in DC strangely correlate with the influx of brand new members in this forum? Just food for thought. Personally, I don't think it's a coincidence.[/QUOTE]I don't know why some of the newbies get so worked up that they can't get some intel. I am a newbie myself but I don't expect anybody to divulge information to me. This board is useful to me in that I can use it to keep informed on closings and frequency of busts. I don't expect to find new places here. All the places I've been to, I found it either by Googling for information or by referral from friends in real life. And seriously, with no offense to anyone here, it's possible that even some of the senior members are LEs in disguise. It's not that difficult to fake a report, and it costs little money to keep a ruse going even for years, making a made-up report every now and then.

[QUOTE=Labiameister]Recently went to v/y and saw Mae (May?).

Of some interest is the fact that she was not korean, but japanese; also for those who like the jungle, she had a very thick one.

Table shower: 6.5
Face: 6.0
Body: 6.5
Massage: 5.5

Standard fare with the table shower and attention to the proper areas; problem was that she just wasn't very enthusiastic; clearly did not want me to make full use of my hour's time; DATY was not permitted and she seemed irritated (and I have seen this before) that I even wanted to see the poonani; man that's what makes it all worth it for me!

And now for a rant:

As I age :( , I become more particular about my "requirements". One is I want my damn time that I paid for; don't keep telling me to come like you're impatient for it to happen. Also don't fake it so poorly that I think I'm watching a bad porn movie. OTOH, don't lie there with your eyes closed the whole time either - I know I'm just some dude, but you can bear to look at me a little.[/QUOTE]

On several occasions (mostly in California), I encountered girls in AMPs who claimed to be Japanese. Finding a real Japanese girl in an AMP is rare, even in Hawaii. From my experience, upon closer examination, they were actually ethnic Koreans who were either born and raised in Japan or lived in Japan for an extended period and spoke both Korean and Japanese. Often, they seemed to be genuinely conflicted over their own identity, whether Korean by their lineage, or Japanese where they were raised.

Since most AMPs are run by Koreans, these girls who are a blend of Korean and Japanese don't seem to fit in well with their 100-percent Korean coworkers. A 100-percent Japanese girl who doesn't speak Korean would have a difficult time working in most AMPs.

I can second PussProwler's comments, many Japanese women are shy about exposing their private parts, but there are exceptions. You generally have to be their BF, though.

The Korean/Japanese blends, though have provided some amazing GFEs in AMPs. There used to be one at Downtown that would rock your world, especially if you were lucky enough to get the room that had the king size bed!

[QUOTE=Dreams]I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .

I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.

What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.

I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.

And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.

Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.[/QUOTE]Remember this dickhead: any man can get laid anywhere on this orb without aid of computer. This fraternity of mongers is a tight one. Consider this the DC chapter. You have yet to pass initiation. Bend over, take your beating, ask, "Sir may I have another?" and perhaps you'll be rewarded.

Until then; clean up your posts: spelling and composition are disastrous. While you're at it: go fuck your mother.

[QUOTE=Dreams]I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .

I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.

What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.

I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.

And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.

Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.[/QUOTE]

Reely, yoo cumplane abaut lak uv in-tell givn two yoo abaut hour AMPs (ok, I can't keep up the comparable spelling any longer)... Let's try this again...

Really, you complain about lack of intel given to you about our AMPs. The primary reasons you have not received positive feedback in regard to your requests is your lack of contribution to the forum and that if you just invested a minimal amount of time to RTFF, you'd gain 99.9% of the needed intel to make a wise choice.

But, the thing that really irks me is that, after not providing intel yet requesting same, you say in this report that you visited THREE places and STILL do not post on them.

In the end, I am happy to see that nobody gave you any intel as you obviously have no desire to be a contributing member of our board.

Van

I am absolutely stunned by the paranoia that appear in all those posts!

I am safely back here in Europe. If you read all my posts on the ISG you will see that, if I were a cop in DC, I would not spend much of my time chasing AMPs in DC. Anyway, I will not continue this absolutely appaling discussion and leave you all to root in your own paranoia.

Without your contribution, I had a very good time in DC, thanks a lot, and have already shared this info with 4 nice and honest.ooking guys who cared to Pm me.

With regards to grammar and language, whenever any of you can post in a foreign language as well as I can in yours, I'll consider your comments. For the time being, I can onlty express my contempt for you all, and leave you roast in your shit.

I completely agree. In my years of mongering, I've yet to come across a Japanese provider at an AMP. In AMPs, I've seen Koreans, Thai, Laotians, and Chinese, but not Japanese. Even the ones who said they were Japanese or Korean/Japanese mix all turned out to be Korean.

[QUOTE=Jet Ranger]On several occasions (mostly in California), I encountered girls in AMPs who claimed to be Japanese. Finding a real Japanese girl in an AMP is rare, even in Hawaii. From my experience, upon closer examination, they were actually ethnic Koreans who were either born and raised in Japan or lived in Japan for an extended period and spoke both Korean and Japanese. Often, they seemed to be genuinely conflicted over their own identity, whether Korean by their lineage, or Japanese where they were raised.

Since most AMPs are run by Koreans, these girls who are a blend of Korean and Japanese don't seem to fit in well with their 100-percent Korean coworkers. A 100-percent Japanese girl who doesn't speak Korean would have a difficult time working in most AMPs.

I can second PussProwler's comments, many Japanese women are shy about exposing their private parts, but there are exceptions. You generally have to be their BF, though.

The Korean/Japanese blends, though have provided some amazing GFEs in AMPs. There used to be one at Downtown that would rock your world, especially if you were lucky enough to get the room that had the king size bed![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dreams]
With regards to grammar and language, whenever any of you can post in a foreign language as well as I can in yours, I'll consider your comments. For the time being, I can onlty express my contempt for you all, and leave you roast in your shit.[/QUOTE]
We don't need to post in a foreign language. We're FUCKING AMERICANS!!!!!, without whom you'd be posting in German or Russian.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!!

[QUOTE=Bubb an Banks]I completely agree. In my years of mongering, I've yet to come across a Japanese provider at an AMP. In AMPs, I've seen Koreans, Thai, Laotians, and Chinese, but not Japanese. Even the ones who said they were Japanese or Korean/Japanese mix all turned out to be Korean.[/QUOTE]Appreciate the feedback on the Japanese-Korean issue. It's too bad that the Koreans control the show because I would love to have access to Vietnamese, Chinese, Philipina, Indonesian, and all the other great Asian cultures too. Maybe places like LA have some of that because those communities are larger there.

We may complain sometimes about our AMP's but California may have it worse...

Was lurking in the LA lists and saw this friggin hilarious post which I have shortened for your reading pleasure.

Six charged after O.C. investigation turns up ring of 10 brothels
By H.G. Reza, Times Staff Writer
2:31 PM PDT, March 22, 2007

Six people were in custody today and charged with pimping and operating 10 brothels staffed by Chinese prostitutes.

Law enforcement officials said the ring was broken up after a three-year investigation by local and federal agencies in the largest such investigation in Orange County. The ring, which police suspect may have included 30 brothels, also allegedly operated in Los Angeles and Riverside counties.
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The brothels, operated by five Chinese nationals and an American, were advertised as acupuncture centers and massage parlors, but sex was the only service offered, Orange County Dist. Atty. Tony Rackauckas said at a news conference today.

In an apparent effort to economize, customers were asked to use plastic food wrap instead of condoms. Jian Shi, a 49-year-old Montebello resident and ringleader, purchased 7,500 square feet of plastic wrap over a two-month period, said Rackauckas.

"I really don't think about [plastic food wrap] in the same way anymore," the district attorney said.

....

[QUOTE=Dreams]I am absolutely stunned by the paranoia that appear in all those posts!

I am safely back here in Europe. If you read all my posts on the ISG you will see that, if I were a cop in DC, I would not spend much of my time chasing AMPs in DC. Anyway, I will not continue this absolutely appaling discussion and leave you all to root in your own paranoia.

Without your contribution, I had a very good time in DC, thanks a lot, and have already shared this info with 4 nice and honest.ooking guys who cared to Pm me.

With regards to grammar and language, whenever any of you can post in a foreign language as well as I can in yours, I'll consider your comments. For the time being, I can onlty express my contempt for you all, and leave you roast in your shit.[/QUOTE]

First off, I don't believe it is because you speak another language that you have no idea how to type and/or add extra letters to your words. I think it is just you are simply lazy and don't feel like correcting misspelled words after you have typed them.

Your laziness would be apparent in the fact that you STILL seem to find it impossible to post on your most probably fictitious exploits.

As far as correct spelling and grammar, my point was that you had made no effort to provide any intel to the rest of us while asking for it. And, to your retort on our paranoia, if you were around for Black Wednesday, you'd understand.

Lastly, do you really think that we'll believe that you PM'd others on your exploits? Who would even consider PMing you to request intel based upon the very minute amount of information you posted.

Next, how in the hell would you know if the guys that PM'd you were, as you said, "honest.ooking guys". Did you exchange photos over the net? I call BS on that!

So, you sit there in your European country… where our country either defended or defeated your's and hopefully, if you ever return to the greatest country on Earth, you'll be a contributor instead of a pain in the arse.

I really don’t see any reason to continue on with you and hopefully my fellow mongers will let it be. However, I just had to get this off my chest after just getting my c*ck drained twice at BT in PG County.

With you... I am through. Thanks for listening.

Van

I am not a frequent poster. I don't have the resources to frequent the establishments all the time. But tonight I got curious and checked out the place that used to make people happy across the street from Ford.

I asked mamasan and drew cici. Frankly, she wasn't much to talk about. I'm a buck fifty-five and I think she's probably close to that weight. Not being terribly excited, I thought I'd do some research and report back. But Cici was rather enthusiastic during the session. If you like a provider with plenty to go around, she wouldn't be bad. But she's just not my type. So instead of full service, I asked her to just please the boys with her mouth.

After complaining in Korean for about 5 second, Cici went back to work and serviced me until the job was done. I provided the usual fee and received CIM (I didn't even ask for it). Frankly I was a little shocked and a little worried that the hat wasn't on while she was speaking French to me. But I guess I wasn't worried enough.

[QUOTE=Max Billion]Pressed for time as usual, so it was either 1333 or 1413, which are very convenient for me. I opted for 1413 (though I'm looking forward to trying the greener 1333, which isn't much farther). Banana girl wasn't there, so I got Mouse girl from LA. She's a little older and thicker, not really eye candy. But her Engrish was quite good and she's very friendly. I liked her immediately. I didn't like that she wanted payment up front. Pretty good scrubbing during TS, with some play, followed by seriously deep massage. If you're sensitive you wouldn't like either one. Not much buildup, but enthusiastic romance language lesson followed by some mish and doggie. She seems to like it pretty rough, so I pounded obligingly. Good experience, no regrets, but probably wouldn't repeat because it was a little rushed.- about 45 minutes from when I walked in.[/QUOTE]First AMP experience in DC was at IHC many years ago. Hadn't read posts on this board in a while and decided to check out Sun, but saw the posted notice on the door. Quickly retreated and regretted not going after Black Wednesday and headed for IHC. Saw sign to pay $5 for parking in the lot and decided to end the night instead. Really miss CPHC and Downtown. Always had the best experiences there. The couple of times I've checkout 1413, wasn't too happy with the selection. Sorry, too picky I guess.

[QUOTE=Dreams]I am absolutely stunned by the paranoia that appear in all those posts!

I am safely back here in Europe. If you read all my posts on the ISG you will see that, if I were a cop in DC, I would not spend much of my time chasing AMPs in DC. Anyway, I will not continue this absolutely appaling discussion and leave you all to root in your own paranoia.[/quote]

DC isn't exactly Thailand, Amsterdam, or even Nevada. Personally I'm glad I have the good sense to be paranoid. It keeps me careful.

Also, it isn't the DC cops that are raiding these places. It's the federal agencies that are raiding these places.

[QUOTE=Dreams]Without your contribution, I had a very good time in DC, thanks a lot, and have already shared this info with 4 nice and honest.ooking guys who cared to Pm me.[/QUOTE]So quit whining already. I found all the places I know without the help of this forum, and I'm pretty sure many people here did so as well. Hell, if somebody starts publicising the location of Neverland here, I'll be sure to actually stay the hell away from it because it would probably get raided soon after that.

OK JJ, you got my attention. It appears this place has changed over the years and I doubt I'll get much from it. But thanks for waking this old man up.

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Let me guess...your guide's name was Alice?

I still recall a scene from the first porno I ever saw. The movie: Alice in Wonderland (X-Rated)...the scene: Alice Gets a Licking (literally)

[url]http://www.amazon.com/Alice-Wonderland-Kristine-DeBell/dp/6304012462[/url]

Not quite up to the standards of modern porn, but hey...it's a classic...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DudeInDC]First AMP experience in DC was at IHC many years ago. Hadn't read posts on this board in a while and decided to check out Sun, but saw the posted notice on the door. Quickly retreated and regretted not going after Black Wednesday and headed for IHC. Saw sign to pay $5 for parking in the lot and decided to end the night instead. Really miss CPHC and Downtown. Always had the best experiences there. The couple of times I've checkout 1413, wasn't too happy with the selection. Sorry, too picky I guess.[/QUOTE]

I haven't been to IHC in a month or two but I do recall some sort of booth under construction. My guess the parking fee is more to take advantage of the strip club that's sort of across the street (don't remember the name) than to control access to IHC. What time did you go? I usually go in the late afternoon.

While in the District today, I stopped by for some needed physical therapy. I went looking for a trainer I think I had known from another AMP named Nana, but she has left on vacation. My assigned trainer was a K-girl named Sissy. She said she had arrived from Los Angeles last week. Not the best looking AMP girl I ever met, but at first glance, she seemed promising. She's about 5'3" with an augmented C-cup rack that was nicely done and a proportional figure. Her English was OK.

She insisted on her gratuity up front (a bad sign) which seems to be more commonplace in DC these days.

She asked if I wanted a TS and of course I said yes. She gave a very thorough TS and I thought I might have a great training session afterwards.

She gave an OK massage, but she was slow to remove her bikini top. When she finally did, she skillfully used her ample rack to massage my back, which was nice. She gave an above average CBJ, but vocally refused any DATY attempts or kissing. She wasn't interested in exploring Pacific Rim geography, either. Definitely not a GFE.

She finally removed her bottom and climbed on CG for an enthusiastic ride to completion.

She cleaned me up and left to get me a bottle of water while I got dressed, then ushered me out the door. Total time 45 minutes. I definitely would not repeat.

The doorbell didn't ring the entire time I was there. No wonder. Seems like the quality of service has greatly declined in this establishment since Black Wednesday, though YMMV.

LARS

Face - 7
Body - 7
Attitude - 5
Service - 5

Trusted seniors may PM me for more info if needed.

After I left, I payed my respects at the remains of the former Sun Club. Reading the eviction notice on the door was interesting to say the least. Apparently their landlord had them evicted for violating the DC municipal code. Who knew?

A bit more on my current ATF, Sunny at Gold.

So far she has cost me over $$$$ since that establishment first opened, but well worth it. She hooked me first time because she didnt ask for a tip over the standard $ for extras (she has always got a tip since).

Great spinner, 9s all round, pretty face, curly hair, lovely to talk to and spend time with. Now i'm a regular, always greeted with excitement about the coming session.

Good TS, nice and slow, with all the right areas attended to. Tried lots of different styles on different visits - her starting, me starting by massaging her, lots of 69 and CBJ, DATY, all positions. Managed to achieve mutual timing on several occaisions (no acting, but if she was its academy award material).

All in all i would recommend, but be quick, shes back off to NY soon. I have a number so will be looking up when i travel through there.

P.s. I have just done a quick trip to Philly and Boston, score one AMP and one SC, reviews in the cities forums.

Cheers and Happy Mongering,

OZMONG

[QUOTE=Max #01]I haven't been to IHC in a month or two but I do recall some sort of booth under construction. My guess the parking fee is more to take advantage of the strip club that's sort of across the street (don't remember the name) than to control access to IHC. What time did you go? I usually go in the late afternoon.[/QUOTE]It was this past Thursday night at around 11:00pm. Didn't have a chance to go back since to see if Friday or Saturday is the same deal, but I would assume it would be. But hey, $5 is better than getting your car broken into.

Last weekend after sightseeing around, (the 6.50 metro pass is the way to go!) I stopped by here. In my travels to DC I have only tried 1413 and DT. I have usually enjoyed 1413 in the past since it is just a short walk from Archibalds. The mamasan greeted me warmly and joked with me as she led me to my room. In came Jeniffer. (Choose your own spelling, I'm not sure).
Gave her the entry fee and got ready. A decent TS. Back to the room, and when she left briefly I put down .8. She came back and saw it and counted it and said, only HJ? (Giving the universal sign for it) I told her no. I gave the the universal sign for the next step up. She briefly tried to upsell me but left briefly again and was back. The massage was only a brief finger tip light rub.
Nice but not a deep rub at all. She did give some brief AR. She stripped down quickly and I could see she
was in a hurry. I asked to massage her and she was not into it. She got over me in a 69 position and did the deed. All in all I would not recommend her. She was friendly and her english was pretty good. However, with the attempt to upsell, and the lack of massage and the fast service (I was out in 35 mins) I would not recommend her. Maybe it was just a bad night for her.
She saw I was displeased as I did not even want her helping me get ready to leave. She asked me when I usually came in. I told her at night. She said, "Night time only 45 minutes daytime you get an hour." I think she was blowing smoke. Maybe some of you DC regulars can confirm or deny her statement. I have enjoyed 1413 in the past and I will continue to moniter the board to see if anyone else has the same experience or close to the same experience here that I had. Overall Face 6 or 7, body 8 (kind of small), service 3. As the saying goes YMMV. Have fun and be safe.

[QUOTE=mikedd]Last weekend after sightseeing around, (the 6.50 metro pass is the way to go!) I stopped by here. In my travels to DC I have only tried 1413 and DT. I have usually enjoyed 1413 in the past since it is just a short walk from Archibalds. The mamasan greeted me warmly and joked with me as she led me to my room. In came Jeniffer. (Choose your own spelling, I'm not sure).
Gave her the entry fee and got ready. A decent TS. Back to the room, and when she left briefly I put down .8. She came back and saw it and counted it and said, only HJ? (Giving the universal sign for it) I told her no. I gave the the universal sign for the next step up. She briefly tried to upsell me but left briefly again and was back. The massage was only a brief finger tip light rub.
Nice but not a deep rub at all. She did give some brief AR. She stripped down quickly and I could see she
was in a hurry. I asked to massage her and she was not into it. She got over me in a 69 position and did the deed. All in all I would not recommend her. She was friendly and her english was pretty good. However, with the attempt to upsell, and the lack of massage and the fast service (I was out in 35 mins) I would not recommend her. Maybe it was just a bad night for her.
She saw I was displeased as I did not even want her helping me get ready to leave. She asked me when I usually came in. I told her at night. She said, "Night time only 45 minutes daytime you get an hour." I think she was blowing smoke. Maybe some of you DC regulars can confirm or deny her statement. I have enjoyed 1413 in the past and I will continue to moniter the board to see if anyone else has the same experience or close to the same experience here that I had. Overall Face 6 or 7, body 8 (kind of small), service 3. As the saying goes YMMV. Have fun and be safe.[/QUOTE]

Mike:

I suspect the treatment you got (or did not get) was because your tip was one Jackson short of the standard rate in DC these days. You get what you pay for my friend.

Lax

[QUOTE=mikedd]Last weekend after sightseeing around, (the 6.50 metro pass is the way to go!) I stopped by here. In my travels to DC I have only tried 1413 and DT. I have usually enjoyed 1413 in the past since it is just a short walk from Archibalds. The mamasan greeted me warmly and joked with me as she led me to my room. In came Jeniffer. (Choose your own spelling, I'm not sure).

Gave her the entry fee and got ready. A decent TS. Back to the room, and when she left briefly I put down .8. She came back and saw it and counted it and said, only HJ? (Giving the universal sign for it) I told her no. I gave the the universal sign for the next step up. She briefly tried to upsell me but left briefly again and was back. The massage was only a brief finger tip light rub.

Nice but not a deep rub at all. She did give some brief AR. She stripped down quickly and I could see she was in a hurry. I asked to massage her and she was not into it. She got over me in a 69 position and did the deed. All in all I would not recommend her. She was friendly and her english was pretty good. However, with the attempt to upsell, and the lack of massage and the fast service (I was out in 35 mins) I would not recommend her. Maybe it was just a bad night for her.

She saw I was displeased as I did not even want her helping me get ready to leave. She asked me when I usually came in. I told her at night. She said, "Night time only 45 minutes daytime you get an hour." I think she was blowing smoke. Maybe some of you DC regulars can confirm or deny her statement. I have enjoyed 1413 in the past and I will continue to moniter the board to see if anyone else has the same experience or close to the same experience here that I had. Overall Face 6 or 7, body 8 (kind of small), service 3. As the saying goes YMMV. Have fun and be safe.[/QUOTE]If you mean by next step up "CBJ", yeah. If you meant "everything", then maybe you're cheap. But either way, one reason more and more girls are demanding tip up front is due to customers shorting them. What if she did everything and you left .8.

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Mike:

I suspect the treatment you got (or did not get) was because your tip was one Jackson short of the standard rate in DC these days. You get what you pay for my friend.

Lax[/QUOTE]

For a bj? I dont get to AMP's much these days, but I always thought it was 5 jacks for fs, 4 for bj, 2 or 3 for hj. No?