Avenue Spa and Highway Spa (Not AMPs)
Please [I][u]nota bene[/u][/I] . I am actually trying to paint each provider in the best light possible. If I don't mention much about looks, I probably did not like them. If I leave out something, it is only because I don't want to poison someone's opinion. Most of the review is very objective, with a critique on the attitude (which I find most important). My reviews are my opinions. A very minor poetic license has been taken to represent the author's true feelings.
[b]AVENUE SPA[/b]
Address: 567 Michigan Avenue, Battle Creek, MI 49014.
Phone: (xxx) 965-2892 Battle Creek area code.
[b]HIGHHWAY SPA[/b]
18901 Partello Road.
Marshall, MI, 49068.
Provider's Name: Unmemorable.
Boobs: big.
General body type: 5'9" 200 pounds.
What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Just walked into the dirty book store. It was just behind it!
I am from a big city. The neighborhood seemed more deserted than unsafe.
The back of dirty bookstore however, was a bit sketchy.
Think [B][u]Belle's Diner from the movie [i]BREAKDOWN[/i][/u][/B]! The Spa was more like triple sized glory holes without holes and with very little privacy at all. So much to get in the door. No discussion until I was in the door. So much to show her boobs. I wanted her to start touching me. I had to pay to see her boobs before she would talk about touching me. I paid up. Ok, she better be damn good 'cause I just threw up a little in my mouth.
After $150, I got a 10-minute hand job. She stopped and said my time was up.
[B][red]WORST TIME EVER[/red][/B] that I wasn't in fear for my life. More aggravating than cash and dash because cash and dash was over quickly.
Did I "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Yes. Except the dirty sheet was on an upholstered bench.
Cleanliness of girl: (describe). When I saw her boobs, I surely did not want to see more.
Smoking smell: There were enough other smells to mask any smoking smell.
Attitude: She had a lot of attitude. (in a bad way).
Spidey sense-o-meter score. 2 out of a possible 10.
What was her specialty? RIPPING ME OFF! Promising more and delivering less.
Cost: $150.
Overall value: I am just a fat old guy. I would have paid $50 for a 30 minute hand job from her even at that place. I have been to worse. But I have never received less for more money at a massage place.
I usually always keep details of massage parlors off the boards. This place does not deserve that. I am sure the other girls are the same and the other place that is affiliated with this place is the same.