Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=The Camel]I can't speak directly to your question, but I can tell you that if you make an application for a passport card, you will be fine at the border if you show customs your receipt for the application fee. In fact, people in the know are still insisting that the passport rule is just plain not being enforced at the border and Americans are routinely being allowed through with just a drivers license as in times past. But surely if you have the passport receipt, a DL and a birth certificate, you will have zero problem. I traveled to TJ a couple of times myself with these documents while my application was pending.

And thanks to Hugo TheMan's sensible response to yet another uninformed poster writing about the risk of "getting killed for a little pussy" by going to TJ. I realize that people who aren't in the TJ loop and even some who are have got their heads full of images and media stories and deceptive warnings from the State Department about the drug war violence and mayhem gone wild in Mexico over the last few years. But if a person takes just a little time to actually pay attention to the details, they will know that this has never gone beyond internecine gang warfare in most parts of Mexico including Baja California, the state where TJ is located.

In plain fact, not one single tourist from the U.S. visiting TJ to enjoy venues like Hong Kong and the other delights of the zona norte has ever been a victim of this violence. NOT ONE EVER!!! Yes there are crime risks in TJ but as stated, overall less risk of being taken down by a stray bullet than in L.A. and parts of OC. There is petty crime as there is in every urban jungle. Bottom line is TJ sex tourists have been 100% unaffected by the situation that we see every week in the media. Thinking that one should not visit TJ for fear of this violence is like thinking that one should never step foot in Los Angeles because street gangs war against other street gangs there - except that TJ is safer because the local homicidal maniacs make surgical kills whereas the idiot gang youth of L.A. and OC take random victims in their reckless rampages.

I would personally not venture into a few particular areas along the border and interior of Mexico right now where the violence has taken a more random turn, so I'm not blind to what's going on. I am in fact precisely tuned into what is going on and I know that TJ is safe for innocent tourists. Cartel criminals are still being killed by competing criminals, but TJ right now is as peaceful as it has ever been throughout this escalation of the war on drugs. So again, although it pisses me off when I see the misinformed warning posts about TJ, I understand that they are well meaning and just that, misinformed. TJ has also been more fun than ever with Americans turning pussy over the news and staying home instead of making the effort to precisely comprehend the content of these news stories. But it is a pretty stupid situation that panocha hunters would ignore this vast wealth of legal, inexpensive and HOT providers right in their backyards.

Sorry for the rant but it makes me crazy seeing so many people living in the dark for so long.[/QUOTE]


I got a passport card just for just that reason, visited AB after an afternoon of racing at Del Mar. I paid $45, although it recently went up. Worth the money if you plan on visiting TJ.

[QUOTE=Spoonclock]Well, I retract that now. Apparently management realized what a dumb move they made and have returned dance prices back to 10. Good for them.

Unfortunately I'm sure they'll make up for it with even more drink hustle.[/QUOTE]Hah! I'd rather pay the $15/dance if there were ZERO drink hustle. Of course, those that have no problem shutting those waitresses down every five minutes might disagree.

It has been years since I have ventured into a strip club so sorry if I sound naive. My question is this: Is there any strip club in Orange County that serves a decent lunch (any lunch)? Don't need extras from the girls. I have out of town business guests I'm supposed to take to lunch on Friday and they want to see women in some state of undress while filling their beer bellys with food at the same time.

Any suggestions?

Thanks

Went back to the Bird on a weekday and sampled a lot of the dancers with 1 or 2 $10 lap dances. There was a latina named Diana that was by far the most beautiful girl in the house and definately the best body. I went to the lap dance booth with her. First song she gave me unlimited access to her beautiful breasts. Second song she was rubbing me through my shorts. Third song she had me unbuttoned and unzipped and was giving me a HJ. It ended with me sucking on her nipples and her stroking me for several songs until I shot all over. She used napkins to help clean up the booth and I tipped her an extra $40. She didn't ask for a tip but she was worth it.

Went back the next day wearing gym shorts and no underwear. Didn't bother with the other dancers and hooked up with her as soon as she came out from the back. When we got in the booth area she immediately went for my crotch and laughed when she realized what I was wearing. It was just as good as the previous day with the same result and no talk of tip. Another great reason she is the best is that all the other dancers try to sell you on going to the VIP for $100 or $150. I asked Diana about the VIP and she said it is more private but that the same services were available as the $10 lap dances. She didn't even try to get the extra money from me when I was asking her about it.

[QUOTE=AMP Addict]It has been years since I have ventured into a strip club so sorry if I sound naive. My question is this: Is there any strip club in Orange County that serves a decent lunch (any lunch)? Don't need extras from the girls. I have out of town business guests I'm supposed to take to lunch on Friday and they want to see women in some state of undress while filling their beer bellys with food at the same time.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]The Venetian in Anaheim is brand new (ie, not gross yet, and maybe making an effort) and supposedly has a full menu & bar. You might call first.

I've also heard Fritz That's Too has food.

If the weather's nice, you might just have lunch at Duke's in Huntington Beach, next to the pier. Plenty of bikinis and sporties going by.

[QUOTE=Johnjohnjohnbj]Went back to the Bird on a weekday and sampled a lot of the dancers with 1 or 2 $10 lap dances. There was a latina named Diana that was by far the most beautiful girl in the house and definately the best body. I went to the lap dance booth with her. First song she gave me unlimited access to her beautiful breasts. Second song she was rubbing me through my shorts. Third song she had me unbuttoned and unzipped and was giving me a HJ. It ended with me sucking on her nipples and her stroking me for several songs until I shot all over. She used napkins to help clean up the booth and I tipped her an extra $40. She didn't ask for a tip but she was worth it.

Went back the next day wearing gym shorts and no underwear. Didn't bother with the other dancers and hooked up with her as soon as she came out from the back. When we got in the booth area she immediately went for my crotch and laughed when she realized what I was wearing. It was just as good as the previous day with the same result and no talk of tip. Another great reason she is the best is that all the other dancers try to sell you on going to the VIP for $100 or $150. I asked Diana about the VIP and she said it is more private but that the same services were available as the $10 lap dances. She didn't even try to get the extra money from me when I was asking her about it.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience with her. Shes was the most attractive woman there, but she's at her peak. She probably knows it and is milking it while she can, no pun intended.

[QUOTE=Ocbarbarian]I had the same experience with her. Shes was the most attractive woman there, but she's at her peak. She probably knows it and is milking it while she can, no pun intended.[/QUOTE]

Count me in as another satisfied customer of Diana, even though she is far from the friendliest dancer in the place - more shark than most of them. She's down my list of favorites but plenty of fun from quite a hot chica. She's also older up close than she appears from a distance in the dark lighting. Given that she was less accessible and carried herself just a bit like a Diva, I was surprise at how good she was in the lap dances, and that she did not ask for a tip. But that is the standard in this place and as a veteran of Strip Clubs everywhere, I continue to be amazed at how consistently pleasing and non-greedy the Dirty Birds are. The only club in the U.S. I would rather go to is Mons Venus in Tampa - at least as it was many years ago - so many beautiful young sweethearts, so much sweet pussy, so much bang for the buck. The Bird doesn't have the carnival of sexuality atmosphere that Mons did or a fraction of the dancers, but I continue to never leave disappointed. This won't last forever and one day we'll look back to a golden age of high mileage economical fun gone to hell.

Can somebody who is more of an OC club goer explain why this club is not more popular, and other clubs throughout OC that completely suck draw more customers? The only thing I can identify is the general sparsity of dancers at the Bird, but the regulars know that if you take a seat and exercise just a little patience, that something good is going to happen.

[QUOTE=The Camel]Count me in as another satisfied customer of Diana, even though she is far from the friendliest dancer in the place - more shark than most of them. She's down my list of favorites but plenty of fun from quite a hot chica. She's also older up close than she appears from a distance in the dark lighting. Given that she was less accessible and carried herself just a bit like a Diva, I was surprise at how good she was in the lap dances, and that she did not ask for a tip. But that is the standard in this place and as a veteran of Strip Clubs everywhere, I continue to be amazed at how consistently pleasing and non-greedy the Dirty Birds are. The only club in the U.S. I would rather go to is Mons Venus in Tampa - at least as it was many years ago - so many beautiful young sweethearts, so much sweet pussy, so much bang for the buck. The Bird doesn't have the carnival of sexuality atmosphere that Mons did or a fraction of the dancers, but I continue to never leave disappointed. This won't last forever and one day we'll look back to a golden age of high mileage economical fun gone to hell.

Can somebody who is more of an OC club goer explain why this club is not more popular, and other clubs throughout OC that completely suck draw more customers? The only thing I can identify is the general sparsity of dancers at the Bird, but the regulars know that if you take a seat and exercise just a little patience, that something good is going to happen.[/QUOTE]

I think there are a few reasons why this is so. First of all, there is a big difference between the day-shift and the night-shift. The night-shift tends to attract more of the sharks and not the more down-to-earth types that the day-shift attracts. So one's experience at night might not be as positive.

Secondly, the drink push is annoying as hell. We all know this and put up with it to get to the good stuff but, for some, it's a deal breaker.

Thirdly, there are times when the dancer selection is quite thin. Other clubs like Imperial Theatre, Ecstasy, and even Sahara's down the street have hotter dancers overall.

Flamingo's is often considered by other clubs and dancers to be the redheaded step-child of OC strip clubs. It is well-known the mileage can be quite high there and they resent the competition.

I agree with Camel's assertion that we will look back someday and realize how good we had it. I've become spoiled to the fact that I don't need to spend a lot of money at a club to have a good time. There are only a few bargain clubs around and they get my business.

Last night was not one of the best for me but I thought I'd share this information for the people interested in this place. I have to say the selection wasn't bad I think it was just my timining since I got there close to 1am but surprisingly the place stayed opened past 2am.

When I got there I already had a backpage encounter so I just wanted to relax. Entrance fee was. 10 and my drink was. 08.

Although two or three ladies sat next to me to make small talk and get me to get lap dances, I was only asked once If I wanted to buy the lady a drink. After I said no, she politely left and the same happened after I finished my drink and was asked if I wanted another one. I was surprised to not to be pressured to buy another drink. This was new for me since in previous occassions that's the one thing I hated the most; the waitress trying to make you feel bad for not buying the drink.

Anyway, by about 2am I was ready to go and thought I'd get a lap dance before I leave. Unfortunately by then the selection was not the greatest so I made the wrong choice of picking the first one that approached. So the one I picked was a tall blonde with a beer belly that goes by the name of raquel. She was by far not the best looking girl there but probably the sluttiest and maybe the best one available for a dance at that time. All the hotties were taken. So she starts giving me the lap dance and about a minute after she wispers in my ear if I wanted to go in the VIP section for a FS 20 minute lap dance. Her offer started at $. 55 and eventually went down to $80, but I didn't go with it. I just wanted to see how low I could get her fee. Since I didn't accept she must've gotten pist. I noticed while she was straddling me facing the opposite direction she raised her arm I guess signaling the bar / waitresses. As soon as the lap dances were done, the waitress appears with a big glass of whatever she must've ordered and expected me to pay for it saying that she ordered it because I approved it. When I denied the order the stripper even had the gots to tell the waitress in my face that she asked me and I said yes and walked away with the unpayed drink. I could tell that the waitress didn't have anything to do with the stripper's scheme because she really felt awkward and when I approached her to explain that I did not order the drink, she apologized and told me not to worry about it. This was obviously not the first time the stripper did this and made the waitress look bad which is why I assume she let me go that easy.

I'm not a regular at this place or any other strip joint but I don't plan to stop going because of this incident, I just know now to avoid Raquel unless I ready to say yes for FS with her so I don't piss her off.

After going through the recent posts in this thread I'll try the bird and see if I can score a lapdance with Diana. It's been a long time since I've been there and I think I now have a good excuse to go back.

[QUOTE=The Camel]Can somebody who is more of an OC club goer explain why this club is not more popular, and other clubs throughout OC that completely suck draw more customers? The only thing I can identify is the general sparsity of dancers at the Bird, but the regulars know that if you take a seat and exercise just a little patience, that something good is going to happen.[/QUOTE]Because the drink hustle is obnoxious enough to make you walk right out as soon as you sit down?

Because the place is a dump?

Had the type of craving that only a visit to the strip club can cure. So, I stopped by the bird today.

My a$$ had not even settled into the seat, when Fantasia walked up and asked if I wanted to dance. I tried to politely say I wanted to relax a bit first, but she wasn't listening. She sat down next to me and grabbed a hold of junior. She followed up with, “come on, I can make it worth your while.” I still politely declined. She countered with, “if we go to the VIP, I can get you laid. I have condoms and everything.” I was not into to her and did not ask the price. She was about 5’5”, a 5 in the face and 6 in the body, with big floppy DD’s, but smelled like a wet dirty ashtray. So I sent her on her way.

After a little bit Mya came by. Nice looking Latina (I think), 5’8” with the heals, 7-8 for face and body, with large Cs or small Ds, very nice and firm. She chatted me up without rushing me, the whole time stroking junior. After about 5 songs of this she asks me if I want to take this to the VIP so she can take care of me “properly.” I counter with the .10 area and we were off. She was very accommodating, my hands were allowed to roam anywhere on the outside. She was very adept at driving a stick shift and had my engine going in no time. During the second song she asked me if I want to continue with this or head to the VIP where she can take care of me “properly.” She said it would be $.60, I countered with .80, and we agreed on $. After the move, she opened me up and started stick shifting again. Then she went to Russian and by the fourth song she started a CBJ. I wasn’t ready to finish yet, so I just laid back and enjoyed her service. Afterwards we chatted for a bit and she went to freshen up, she had worked up quite a sweat.

Next girl to come by was Chastity. At first I was not into her, but she warmed me up quickly. She is Haitian and Ecuadorian. She looked very Haitian in the face and her body was very Latina. 7 in the face, 8 in the body with small Cs and just a little junk in the trunk. We talked for a while and she was concerned that I had not finished in the VIP with Mya. She wanted a chance to remedy the situation. I had plans afterwards and did not want to nut yet. So she took me to the .10 area and showed me a very sensual time. She was working junior so well I almost lost a few times in 5 songs. I told her I needed a break and went back to my seat on the floor.

When Chastity went to freshen up, Raylene took her place at my side. She was very talkative. But she was an 8 in the face and an 8 in the body. If here tits were real I would give her a 9 for her body. As she was, she had hard Ds that she said she got 3 years ago. She was by far, the best in shape of the four. After 2 songs of her yakking I took her to the .10 area to shut her up. She allowed me to roam and shifted junior a few times, but other than that her laps were pretty benign compared to the others.

I sat back down in my floor seat to chill a bit before heading out. Fantasia came back by and chatted me up. I told her that we have had this conversation before and she did not remember. She then continued with quoting prices, starting at $.40 for FS in the VIP. I just shuck my head no. She then worked her price all the way down to .60 for everything. Too bad I was not into her. I think she was trippin on something, she seemed out of it. I just got up and headed out the door. She kept talking like I never left.

I’d go back for Mya and maybe Chastity. Bang for your buck wise, you can do better at an AMP or BP girl. But sometime the only way to scratch that itch is at a strip club.

The drink hustle was not too bad. When I got my first drink I handed her a .10 tip and asked if she would not ask anymore. She said she had to, at least once with every girl. So as each girl sat down, she would come over and ask, I would decline and she would not come back. Towards the end of my visit I watched her sit with an older, “full head of white hair,” guy and she allowed him to fondle her tits with one hand and had his other up her skirt. She was nice looking. Next time I’m going to have to figure out how to get that kind of service.

Now that is what I call a report! Bravo!![QUOTE=Bushman426]Had the type of craving that only a visit to the strip club can cure. So, I stopped by the bird today.

My a$$ had not even settled into the seat, when Fantasia walked up and asked if I wanted to dance. I tried to politely say I wanted to relax a bit first, but she wasn't listening. She sat down next to me and grabbed a hold of junior. She followed up with, “come on, I can make it worth your while.” I still politely declined. She countered with, “if we go to the VIP, I can get you laid. I have condoms and everything.” I was not into to her and did not ask the price. She was about 5’5”, a 5 in the face and 6 in the body, with big floppy DD’s, but smelled like a wet dirty ashtray. So I sent her on her way.

After a little bit Mya came by. Nice looking Latina (I think), 5’8” with the heals, 7-8 for face and body, with large Cs or small Ds, very nice and firm. She chatted me up without rushing me, the whole time stroking junior. After about 5 songs of this she asks me if I want to take this to the VIP so she can take care of me “properly.” I counter with the .10 area and we were off. She was very accommodating, my hands were allowed to roam anywhere on the outside. She was very adept at driving a stick shift and had my engine going in no time. During the second song she asked me if I want to continue with this or head to the VIP where she can take care of me “properly.” She said it would be $.60, I countered with .80, and we agreed on $. After the move, she opened me up and started stick shifting again. Then she went to Russian and by the fourth song she started a CBJ. I wasn’t ready to finish yet, so I just laid back and enjoyed her service. Afterwards we chatted for a bit and she went to freshen up, she had worked up quite a sweat.

Next girl to come by was Chastity. At first I was not into her, but she warmed me up quickly. She is Haitian and Ecuadorian. She looked very Haitian in the face and her body was very Latina. 7 in the face, 8 in the body with small Cs and just a little junk in the trunk. We talked for a while and she was concerned that I had not finished in the VIP with Mya. She wanted a chance to remedy the situation. I had plans afterwards and did not want to nut yet. So she took me to the .10 area and showed me a very sensual time. She was working junior so well I almost lost a few times in 5 songs. I told her I needed a break and went back to my seat on the floor.

When Chastity went to freshen up, Raylene took her place at my side. She was very talkative. But she was an 8 in the face and an 8 in the body. If here tits were real I would give her a 9 for her body. As she was, she had hard Ds that she said she got 3 years ago. She was by far, the best in shape of the four. After 2 songs of her yakking I took her to the .10 area to shut her up. She allowed me to roam and shifted junior a few times, but other than that her laps were pretty benign compared to the others.

I sat back down in my floor seat to chill a bit before heading out. Fantasia came back by and chatted me up. I told her that we have had this conversation before and she did not remember. She then continued with quoting prices, starting at $.40 for FS in the VIP. I just shuck my head no. She then worked her price all the way down to .60 for everything. Too bad I was not into her. I think she was trippin on something, she seemed out of it. I just got up and headed out the door. She kept talking like I never left.

I’d go back for Mya and maybe Chastity. Bang for your buck wise, you can do better at an AMP or BP girl. But sometime the only way to scratch that itch is at a strip club.

The drink hustle was not too bad. When I got my first drink I handed her a .10 tip and asked if she would not ask anymore. She said she had to, at least once with every girl. So as each girl sat down, she would come over and ask, I would decline and she would not come back. Towards the end of my visit I watched her sit with an older, “full head of white hair,” guy and she allowed him to fondle her tits with one hand and had his other up her skirt. She was nice looking. Next time I’m going to have to figure out how to get that kind of service.[/QUOTE]

A trip to the bird is in order. Nice report. I still wish rochelle worked there. She was by far the best stripped i ever had. I didn't even have to ask her about bj it was just something she did, at least for me. She was ducking hot as he'll. Ifbanyone knows where she is, please let me know

Somebody was typing from their phone with the auto-correct feature on. Haha...[QUOTE=Ho Down Man]A trip to the bird is in order. Nice report. I still wish rochelle worked there. She was by far the best stripped i ever had. I didn't even have to ask her about bj it was just something she did, at least for me. She was ducking hot as he'll. Ifbanyone knows where she is, please let me know[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Somebody was typing from their phone with the auto-correct feature on. Haha...[/QUOTE]


Really, I gotta figure this auto correct feature out and I definitely have to read my messages before hitting that damn send button.

That's why I have that disabled on my mine.

[QUOTE=Ho Down Man]Really, I gotta figure this auto correct feature out and I definitely have to read my messages before hitting that damn send button.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ho Down Man]A trip to the bird is in order. Nice report. I still wish rochelle worked there. She was by far the best stripped i ever had. I didn't even have to ask her about bj it was just something she did, at least for me. She was ducking hot as he'll. Ifbanyone knows where she is, please let me know[/QUOTE]
I have a special place in my heart for Rochelle. One of a kind. Looks like the bird is calling me for an upcoming visit. I'll have to arrange an extended lunch to get out there during the day shift.

[QUOTE=Ho Down Man]A trip to the bird is in order. Nice report. I still wish rochelle worked there. She was by far the best stripped i ever had. I didn't even have to ask her about bj it was just something she did, at least for me. She was ducking hot as he'll. Ifbanyone knows where she is, please let me know[/QUOTE]I have never been to the Bird but I understand about Rochelle. There is always something extra special when you meet a girl who just loves to make her customer happy. I used go to a club and this one dancer would pop her titty out and stick it right in my mouth as soon as we got into the lap dance area. Then her hand would go down my pants and all without even a discussion of extra money. Now other girls would want to charge money just to let you touch them. Girls like that are the true gems of the strip club scene.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Now that is what I call a report! Bravo!![/QUOTE]

Coming from you, this means a lot!!!

Been to a place called "Sin" in City of Industry, I think? Friend of mine told me to go check it out.

[QUOTE=Thedudeoftheoc]Been to a place called "Sin" in City of Industry, I think? Friend of mine told me to go check it out.[/QUOTE]I think the club you are referring to is Synn Gentleman's Club which is located in the City of Industry. The last time I was there nearly all the girls were pushing for the nude dances as if there was no such thing as a topless dance. So while they do offer topless dances, from my experience I get the impression that most girls don't feel its worth there time. The problem with this is that you can't really try out a girl without spending a bit. The nude dances are $40 and usually 2 for 1, although there are specials sometimes. The lighting in the club is a bit darker compared to the clubs in the OC.

Anyone know if the Bird is open on Sundays, and what time? And is it worth going on Sundays? THX

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Anyone know if the Bird is open on Sundays, and what time? And is it worth going on Sundays? THX[/QUOTE]11am - 2am

It can be, but not until early evening.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Anyone know if the Bird is open on Sundays, and what time? And is it worth going on Sundays? THX[/QUOTE]
11-2 7 days a week.
during the day, maybe.
[url]http://www.flamingoshowgirls.com/index.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Anyone know if the Bird is open on Sundays, and what time? And is it worth going on Sundays? THX[/QUOTE]

It is open its normal hours all day and night. Been there a couple of Sunday dayshifts and one night, and the dancer selection was definitely reduced. If I have one criticism of the Bird (aside from it having the most obnoxious dancer drink hustle of any club I've been to), it is that the dancer selection is not too great in terms of numbers. But regardless, I always find at least one who will do what needs doing and send me home happy.

Cool. Thanks guys...

Went to Sahara Theater (ball & state college). Went inside got my drink and started to check out the talent. I was approached by a black girl, i forgot her name, and she instantly started grabbing my nuts and seducing me. I was loving every second of it plus i was wearing basketball shorts. I bought her a drink so she would continue rubbing my penis and continue seducing me. She offered the VIP which was $150 for 20 min.

We got inside the "VIP" room and get down to business. My shorts come right off, and she starts giving me a lap dance. She asked if i had a condom, which i didnt, so we did not fuck. So she spits on my penis and gives me HJ. I give her a 30 dollar tip.

FACE: 7
BODY: 8
GFE: 10

[QUOTE=Jack Romas]Went to Sahara Theater (ball & state college). Went inside got my drink and started to check out the talent. I was approached by a black girl, i forgot her name, and she instantly started grabbing my nuts and seducing me. I was loving every second of it plus i was wearing basketball shorts. I bought her a drink so she would continue rubbing my penis and continue seducing me. She offered the VIP which was $150 for 20 min.

We got inside the "VIP" room and get down to business. My shorts come right off, and she starts giving me a lap dance. She asked if i had a condom, which i didnt, so we did not fuck. So she spits on my penis and gives me HJ. I give her a 30 dollar tip.

FACE: 7
BODY: 8
GFE: 10[/QUOTE]

So let me get this straight, you paid to get this straight:

$10 gets you in the club
$10 buys you a drink
$10 buy the girl a drink to continue stimulating you
$150 for 20 minutes in the back room where you could fuck but didnt because you didnt have a condom
$30 Extra for a HJ

$210 equals crazy dude with money to waste.

BINGO!

I just wonder sometimes.

[QUOTE=Ho Down Man]So let me get this straight, you paid to get this straight:

$10 gets you in the club
$10 buys you a drink
$10 buy the girl a drink to continue stimulating you
$150 for 20 minutes in the back room where you could fuck but didnt because you didnt have a condom
$30 Extra for a HJ

$210 equals crazy dude with money to waste.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ho Down Man]So let me get this straight, you paid to get this straight:

$10 gets you in the club
$10 buys you a drink
$10 buy the girl a drink to continue stimulating you
$150 for 20 minutes in the back room where you could fuck but didnt because you didnt have a condom
$30 Extra for a HJ

$210 equals crazy dude with money to waste.[/QUOTE]It's obvious he is Mr. Moneybags because the last day he has posted reports in here, streetwalker and massage parlor sections. This guy is either full of crap or is on a huge pussy binge.

My first time there wasn't that great to be honest. Lack of dancers, like only 10 and only one really caught my eye. Granted having only 10 dollar laps is nice but they weren't that good and this one dancer, P*ious was all about just pushing me for VIP for a HE instead of giving me the dance I paid for. I can go to a AMP if I wanted that and save me the money and get a nice rubdown while at it. I wish I got to talk to the only one good looking girl there but she was always busy.

[QUOTE=Aaoflife;1076916]My first time there wasn't that great to be honest. Lack of dancers, like only 10 and only one really caught my eye. Granted having only 10 dollar laps is nice but they weren't that good and this one dancer, P*ious was all about just pushing me for VIP for a HE instead of giving me the dance I paid for. I can go to a AMP if I wanted that and save me the money and get a nice rubdown while at it. I wish I got to talk to the only one good looking girl there but she was always busy.[/QUOTE]You may want to go to Floria where you can have a lots of fun in Miami, I moved here about 2 years.

- The room is bright light.

- Alcohol served.

- Unlimited hands roaming during lap dance.

- Tootsies is the name, there are more clubs.

I agree about the general quality of the Bird dancers. At least the times I've been there. A couple decent / hot looking girls, and the rest are fairly average. And the best looking ones are usually locked up by some pathetic old guy who thinks the girl really likes him. Well, at least the last time I was there. Anyway, I still think the Bird rules as far as clubs go. Though I'm curious. How does Sahara compare mileage and dancer-wise?

[QUOTE=Jerikson40;1077399]I agree about the general quality of the Bird dancers. At least the times I've been there. A couple decent / hot looking girls, and the rest are fairly average. And the best looking ones are usually locked up by some pathetic old guy who thinks the girl really likes him. Well, at least the last time I was there. Anyway, I still think the Bird rules as far as clubs go. Though I'm curious. How does Sahara compare mileage and dancer-wise?[/QUOTE]First, a short anecdote.8 years ago I was in bed with a beautiful girlfriend 24 years younger than me. I was going to cut her loose the following day after a couple of years of bliss and insane drama. As I watched her sleep I wanted to cry because the sad revelation passed through my brain that I would likely never again have a girlfriend this young and beautiful since I was approaching 50. I needed to end this relationship, but also bitterly resign myself to the idea that I couldn't give up "young flesh" and if I couldn't seduce it because I was past my prime, I'd have to pay for it from now on.

Fortunately it didn't exactly work out that way and all these years later I still manage to finesse a young girlfriend every once in awhile and to dispel natural suspicions, it isn't because I have any money. But still I monger within my modest means because I'm addicted to meeting and sexing up new young women as often as I can. Like a few others here.

The way I see it, the pathetic demographic in stripclubs might just be the YOUNG GUYS. Consider that you guys have easy access to young pussy without having to pay for it, so shouldn't you get out of the way of us old broken down limp dicked geezers who most often need to purchase young pussy or do without? Whorehouses should naturally be old age homes. On the customer side that is. Wake up you young unattached stallions, the range is wide open for you and the hot young Filly's in the "real world" want to be caught by you, right? So why you wasting time and money buying sexual favors from inked up human wreckage in SCs?

OK, I'm really posting in jest with tongue firmly in cheek as I'm truly not offended by "old pathetic dudes" posts and I understand the frustration of your target girl being dominated by ANY other customer. Whether old or young. Certainly happened to me at the Bird last Sunday. The girl I wanted was all over a couple of young idiots and by the time she finally came over to introduce herself to me, both my wallet and my balls were empty. However, I thought this was a good opportunity to make the point that all of us dogs spending our money in SCs and other mongering activities are equally pathetic. That is if we are pathetic at all.

We have all been young and the most fortunate of us get to be old and much faster than we ever suspected it would happen, and we are twice blessed and hardly pathetic when we get to keep the flow of young pussy coming our way.

Now getting back to our regular programming, does anybody have anything to report about this new young dancer who I was a little bit smitten with but didn't get to in time. Name is Karma, supposedly just started after a few years working Vegas, and says she'll only be around a few months. Really cute, great combination of angelic and nasty, and I get the feeling that she really likes me. [insert smiley emoticon here]

To hell with all that. I'm 51. You still got your ex's number? { -the

[QUOTE=Donalds;1077530]To hell with all that. I'm 51. You still got your ex's number? { -the[/QUOTE]Sure, you can have it. When we were together she was a working model, sleek and gorgeous. I had lunch with her a few weeks ago in L. A. And the drama is gone. She no longer blots out reality like an eclipse blocks the sun, which caused a helluva lot of problems with no light shining through to her. However, she's now 33. Too old for a kid like you, and easily 60-80 lbs heavier than 8 years back. Let me know if you're still interested.

Okay, I apologize for the "pathetic" comment, though it certainly wasn't pointed at any one person. Which is why I'm kinda surprised it was taken that way. Just an observation that seems to be fairly commonplace in clubs I've been to over the years. And yeah, we're all losers. No doubt.

In any case, does anyone have a comparison of the Bird and Sahara? Is Sahara in the same ballpark?

Thanks.

My friend and I will be heading out to Anaheim for BlizzCon tomorrow, and sticking around for a week to two. I'm in charge of entertainment so I'm looking for some fun.

We are both SC virgins (We are both 19, most local SC's are 21+) I have been looking around and it seems like The Bird and Ecstasy are were it's at but I do have a few questions if you guys don't mind helping a fellow perv out.

As this is our first time, is there a specific club that would be better suited? I have read back about 15 pages and it seems like the drink push is insane and The Bird, and while I think I could ignore it, I'm not entirely sure how my friend would react.

I'm a bit of a spender, (I have saved up quite a bit for this trip, but I also don't like to waste cash) and I have heard that the quality of girls at Ecstasy is bar none the top of the line in SoCal, is there any truth to this? Is Ecstasy's quality high enough to warrant the.40 price difference on dances between it and The Bird, or should I just take it to The Bird? What is the mileage like at Ecstasy, insofar as I can tell nothing is really on the level of The Bird for HM clubs. Do they still offer the bed dances, or are they couch dances now?

In general, are there any specific rules we should be aware of? Is touching generally allowed in the nude clubs, tipping procedures while at the main stage ect?

[QUOTE=Ovidis; 1079263]My friend and I will be heading out to Anaheim for BlizzCon tomorrow, and sticking around for a week to two. I'm in charge of entertainment so I'm looking for some fun.

We are both SC virgins (We are both 19, most local SC's are 21+) I have been looking around and it seems like The Bird and Ecstasy are were it's at but I do have a few questions if you guys don't mind helping a fellow perv out.

As this is our first time, is there a specific club that would be better suited? I have read back about 15 pages and it seems like the drink push is insane and The Bird, and while I think I could ignore it, I'm not entirely sure how my friend would react.

I'm a bit of a spender, (I have saved up quite a bit for this trip, but I also don't like to waste cash) and I have heard that the quality of girls at Ecstasy is bar none the top of the line in SoCal, is there any truth to this? Is Ecstasy's quality high enough to warrant the.40 price difference on dances between it and The Bird, or should I just take it to The Bird? What is the mileage like at Ecstasy, insofar as I can tell nothing is really on the level of The Bird for HM clubs. Do they still offer the bed dances, or are they couch dances now?

In general, are there any specific rules we should be aware of? Is touching generally allowed in the nude clubs, tipping procedures while at the main stage ect? [/QUOTE]If you're looking for high mileage (best bang for your bucks, pun intended) hit up the Bird. Not sure if it's a 21 or 18 and above club since I never have to worry about that. In case it's a 21 and over club you can always get some fake I'd with cool name like McLovin, right?

Good luck

Ok. I've sampled Diana, Carmen (haven't seen her in a while), Ashley, Katiana, and a few others in the VIP section.

I was just wondering about the Latinas that I haven't tried yet.

A couple Sundays ago, I met a girl named Scarlett. She seemed quite frisky and hung out with me when it was slow. If I wasn't running late for a meeting, I would have tried her out. Does anyone have any 411 on Scarlett?

There was another girl on Sunday that caught my eye. Brownish hair, she looked like a caucasian / latina hybrid. Pretty cute. Anyone know who this might be?

Any info would be appreciated.