Skunk dick redux (and expanded)
[QUOTE=DowntownBoy;4713803]I finally connected in metting this 21 year old in Nashua New Hampshire. Posting on skipthegames. She's always been asking for ridiculous amounts of money. But I managed to talk her down to $100. I arrived to meet her and she was not that great looking. But anyways I was lonely so I forked over the money. She got naked and I got hit with a smell that was like a trash incinerator or maybe a dead raccoon. (unshaven Bush to boot). I made no attempt to kiss her I just fuxked* her real quick. And I was outie 5000. Hit the road. Dick smelling like a dead skunk. WTF is wrong with me? I'm going to stay away from unreviwed. Girls. But you guys don't help either. Thats why I delete delete delete my pms.[/QUOTE]
This Nashua STG chick had no hype
Her dead raccoon snatch was ripe
When she got nekkid and showed me her gash,
I was overwhelmed by the strong smell of trash
Even though I was quick,
I am stuck with skunk dick.
I'm thinkin' WTF is wrong with me?
I hope it won't hurt when I pee!
Ya know this skunk dick puts a hurt on my nose.
Skunk dick, skunk dick, I ain't lying. Can you rinse it off do you suppose?