[QUOTE=Ctaylor351;3274255]Is she the same Teri that worked at C'est La Vie?[/QUOTE]Sorry, not sure as I was an ERS guy.
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[QUOTE=Ctaylor351;3274255]Is she the same Teri that worked at C'est La Vie?[/QUOTE]Sorry, not sure as I was an ERS guy.
Went to CL and selected Leah. Very Pretty lady and nice. Planning on going back.
Went across the street saw Roxie. Would recommend.
Hello, all!
Brand new monger here. I felt compelled to make this post after visiting the AMP on Phelps. This was my very first time mongering, and I'm sad to say it did not go very well.
A week or two ago I was looking through BP to see if I could find any AMPs that would deliver. I came across Wellness Spa and thought it looked promising enough. It's right next to Secrets after all, why wouldn't it be? It must have been around 8 pm when I came in and was told I would have to wait fifteen minutes. She told me her name was Amy; I paid for an hour and gave her only the house fee, not tipping beforehand, (I'm new, so I wasn't sure if I should tip before or after.).
After waiting for almost an entire hour, Amy finally comes back into the little sparsely decorated, vaguely oriental massage room, apologizes profusely through broken English for how long she has taken, and tells me to, "Take off," as she gesticulates wildly in what appears to be no direction in particular. I take off my clothes and once she comes back I am given the standard massage, except she is really lingering around my pelvic area after the flip, so much so that I become erect, which I think I notice her giggling about.
Guys, this girl has this towel just over my junk. My balls are out, the base of my dick is out, just the top is covered. She's rubbing everything but the one area I want her to. Then, all of a sudden, she readjusts the towel, (if you can call it that, she just flips the thing over out of nowhere,) and uncovers me for a second. She laughs and apologizes and continues to massage me, then finishes. No HJ, no BJ, no nothing. I dress and she tells me I've forgotten to tip. I tell her I wasn't sure when I was supposed to, which she doesn't understand because she doesn't fucking speak English. I tip her $40 and her tone changes. She gives me a coupon for 20 min off the next massage and hugs me twice. "Weird," I think to myself, "Maybe I just needed to tip beforehand next time."
I go in again, this time in the morning. A grumpy older woman doesn't seem to think my coupon is real. She calls out to someone in the back and there is Amy again; I smile and wave. She explains to the grumpy lady the coupon is real. The grumpy lady tells me that instead of getting twenty minutes off, my massage will be twenty minutes longer. I say okay, pay full prince plus tip and get another vanilla massage. (With the same cock teasing.) At the end, I finally just go in for the kill:
"Amy, do you?" *Shakeweight motion*.
I am met with a curt, "No," that hits the cheap plaster walls like a flyswatter. Then she laughs, more out of a desire to not discourage my future patronage than anything else, I can tell.
I get up, get my bottled water, and leave, defeated.
What a waste of money. I'm sad. Amy is kind of hot. That hug threw me off, man.
Where does a guy got to go?
Thinking of stopping in at CL, but I've never done any of this before. I'm a little nervous because I feel like I will look like I don't know what I'm doing and someone will take advantage of it. What are the tip rates over there typically? How do I indicate what I'd like? I hope I've sufficiently proved I'm a real monger with my previous post. Thanks.
[QUOTE=Tele595;3322347]Thinking of stopping in at CL, but I've never done any of this before. I'm a little nervous because I feel like I will look like I don't know what I'm doing and someone will take advantage of it. What are the tip rates over there typically? How do I indicate what I'd like? I hope I've sufficiently proved I'm a real monger with my previous post. Thanks.[/QUOTE]There are many posts about CL. Read the posts you will get all the info you will need. Rocket Dork.
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So. It's a bit of a drive, but there are two spas on Randall road that will have what you're looking for. The first one is on the right when you get into Algonquin, I have no idea how far up 90, but I think it's called bamboo spa. The second one is much further up to crystal lake. I believe this one is called integrity and it is hands down the best AMP I've ever been to. Both places have attractive girls too. About an hour drive, but to me it's well worth it. Much better than the bullshit here in Rockford.
[QUOTE=Tele595;3319365]Hello, all!
Brand new monger here. I felt compelled to make this post after visiting the AMP on Phelps. This was my very first time mongering, and I'm sad to say it did not go very well.
A week or two ago I was looking through BP to see if I could find any AMPs that would deliver. I came across Wellness Spa and thought it looked promising enough. It's right next to Secrets after all, why wouldn't it be? It must have been around 8 pm when I came in and was told I would have to wait fifteen minutes. She told me her name was Amy; I paid for an hour and gave her only the house fee, not tipping beforehand, (I'm new, so I wasn't sure if I should tip before or after.).
After waiting for almost an entire hour, Amy finally comes back into the little sparsely decorated, vaguely oriental massage room, apologizes profusely through broken English for how long she has taken, and tells me to, "Take off," as she gesticulates wildly in what appears to be no direction in particular. I take off my clothes and once she comes back I am given the standard massage, except she is really lingering around my pelvic area after the flip, so much so that I become erect, which I think I notice her giggling about.
Guys, this girl has this towel just over my junk. My balls are out, the base of my dick is out, just the top is covered. She's rubbing everything but the one area I want her to. Then, all of a sudden, she readjusts the towel, (if you can call it that, she just flips the thing over out of nowhere,) and uncovers me for a second. She laughs and apologizes and continues to massage me, then finishes. No HJ, no BJ, no nothing. I dress and she tells me I've forgotten to tip. I tell her I wasn't sure when I was supposed to, which she doesn't understand because she doesn't fucking speak English. I tip her $40 and her tone changes. She gives me a coupon for 20 min off the next massage and hugs me twice. "Weird," I think to myself, "Maybe I just needed to tip beforehand next time."
I go in again, this time in the morning. A grumpy older woman doesn't seem to think my coupon is real. She calls out to someone in the back and there is Amy again; I smile and wave. She explains to the grumpy lady the coupon is real. The grumpy lady tells me that instead of getting twenty minutes off, my massage will be twenty minutes longer. I say okay, pay full prince plus tip and get another vanilla massage. (With the same cock teasing.) At the end, I finally just go in for the kill:
"Amy, do you?" *Shakeweight motion*.
I am met with a curt, "No," that hits the cheap plaster walls like a flyswatter. Then she laughs, more out of a desire to not discourage my future patronage than anything else, I can tell.
I get up, get my bottled water, and leave, defeated.
What a waste of money. I'm sad. Amy is kind of hot. That hug threw me off, man.
Where does a guy got to go?[/QUOTE]
So. It's a bit of a drive, but there are two spas on Randall road that will have what you're looking for. The first one is on the right when you get into Algonquin, I have no idea how far up 90, but I think it's called bamboo spa. The second one is much further up to crystal lake. I believe this one is called integrity and it is hands down the best AMP I've ever been to. Both places have attractive girls too. About an hour drive, but to me it's well worth it. Much better than the bullshit here in Rockford.
[QUOTE=Tele595;3319365]Hello, all!
Brand new monger here. I felt compelled to make this post after visiting the AMP on Phelps. This was my very first time mongering, and I'm sad to say it did not go very well.
A week or two ago I was looking through BP to see if I could find any AMPs that would deliver. I came across Wellness Spa and thought it looked promising enough. It's right next to Secrets after all, why wouldn't it be? It must have been around 8 pm when I came in and was told I would have to wait fifteen minutes. She told me her name was Amy; I paid for an hour and gave her only the house fee, not tipping beforehand, (I'm new, so I wasn't sure if I should tip before or after.).
After waiting for almost an entire hour, Amy finally comes back into the little sparsely decorated, vaguely oriental massage room, apologizes profusely through broken English for how long she has taken, and tells me to, "Take off," as she gesticulates wildly in what appears to be no direction in particular. I take off my clothes and once she comes back I am given the standard massage, except she is really lingering around my pelvic area after the flip, so much so that I become erect, which I think I notice her giggling about.
Guys, this girl has this towel just over my junk. My balls are out, the base of my dick is out, just the top is covered. She's rubbing everything but the one area I want her to. Then, all of a sudden, she readjusts the towel, (if you can call it that, she just flips the thing over out of nowhere,) and uncovers me for a second. She laughs and apologizes and continues to massage me, then finishes. No HJ, no BJ, no nothing. I dress and she tells me I've forgotten to tip. I tell her I wasn't sure when I was supposed to, which she doesn't understand because she doesn't fucking speak English. I tip her $40 and her tone changes. She gives me a coupon for 20 min off the next massage and hugs me twice. "Weird," I think to myself, "Maybe I just needed to tip beforehand next time."
I go in again, this time in the morning. A grumpy older woman doesn't seem to think my coupon is real. She calls out to someone in the back and there is Amy again; I smile and wave. She explains to the grumpy lady the coupon is real. The grumpy lady tells me that instead of getting twenty minutes off, my massage will be twenty minutes longer. I say okay, pay full prince plus tip and get another vanilla massage. (With the same cock teasing.) At the end, I finally just go in for the kill:
"Amy, do you?" *Shakeweight motion*.
I am met with a curt, "No," that hits the cheap plaster walls like a flyswatter. Then she laughs, more out of a desire to not discourage my future patronage than anything else, I can tell.
I get up, get my bottled water, and leave, defeated.
What a waste of money. I'm sad. Amy is kind of hot. That hug threw me off, man.
Where does a guy got to go?[/QUOTE]
Thanks for replies. Did happen to stop in at CL tonight. Saw Jade. Wonderful time; actual conversation. Would repeat.
Still bummed about Wellness. Oh well.
Cheer up, Stinky! It's the world's oldest profession for gawd's sake. Things change. Sure. But as long as there's guys looking to bang one out; there will be those young spinner entrepreneurs to find a way to connect. Who knows?! Shy-town appears to have a thriving biz of P411 and such verification sites. It'll just keep getting more fun and more wild, I believe. The way things are economically, these young gals, both rckfd local and international, will have plenty incentive to keep in business and find ways to make it work for us. I'm praying that things in Russia and the Ukraine keep on their downward spiral. Damn that eastern Euro pussy is way hot.
[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sweet-girls-and-great-relaxation-awesome-european-massage-special-today/49303927[/URL]
[QUOTE=MrStinky;3272725]I'm afraid, Cumspraye, that it may be a long time before we get back to at least a little bit of the way it was in this area. We have 2 'spas' that will probably be closed soon if the city council has their way. We will soon have a new mayor and some new aldermen. They will want to "clean up Rockford" just like what happened in Belvidere. Many years ago, there was an AMP on every block. Or so it seemed. We could get just about anything we wanted for a price. At the old Pine Tree, I had a two girl session and spent half the time watching the two girls do each other. I'm a perv and that was ok with me. But those days are now just memories for us and the recent busts here -Loves Park. And Belvidere make those a faint memory also.
Wisconsin, DeKalb, the suburbs and a little downstate will be all mongers have anymore. I'm not counting the street trade or hotel / motel babes. Just massage girls. I guess soon if we want a massage, it will be one of the place at the mall. For a massage, they're not too bad.
Stinky Sad and Lamenting.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MrStinky;3272725]I'm afraid, Cumspraye, that it may be a long time before we get back to at least a little bit of the way it was in this area. We have 2 'spas' that will probably be closed soon if the city council has their way. We will soon have a new mayor and some new aldermen. They will want to "clean up Rockford" just like what happened in Belvidere. Many years ago, there was an AMP on every block. Or so it seemed. We could get just about anything we wanted for a price.[/QUOTE]God, I hope not! I really like visiting the lingerie shops in Rockford. They have some amazing women, never had a bad experience at either. But then that's all on our Rockford mangers. I'm just an out of town drifter. Sure, my money goes into local businesses, but my vote doesn't get to count. I'd the local idiots keep shooting themselves in the foot by electing law and order candidates who want to "clean up the city," well then the fun will be over for all of us. Just look what happened with BP getting rid of their escort ads. Sure, some of the providers have moved to the dating section, but others were scared off. And how long do you think it'll be before they pull those too? It bodes very poorly for our hobby, and I don't see it coming back. Street walkers will always be around, if you know where to look, but we're going to have fewer options and they'll be further between. Ironically, Chicago's murder rate just keeps on skyrocketing, but boy do they go after working girls.
[QUOTE=UhohSpaghetto;3323261]So. It's a bit of a drive, but there are two spas on Randall road that will have what you're looking for. The first one is on the right when you get into Algonquin, I have no idea how far up 90, but I think it's called bamboo spa. The second one is much further up to crystal lake. I believe this one is called integrity and it is hands down the best AMP I've ever been to. Both places have attractive girls too. About an hour drive, but to me it's well worth it. Much better than the bullshit here in Rockford.[/QUOTE]There is a bamboo spa in carpentersville on RR. It has many reviews on RM. TS.
There is a green in Algonquin on RR. - doesn't fit your description.
I couldn't find anything in crystal lake on RR. There is integrity therapy in McHenry with a minimal web footprint. (Gr-upon).
[QUOTE=CouchCouscous;3324639]Cheer up, Stinky! It's the world's oldest profession for gawd's sake. Things change. Sure. But as long as there's guys looking to bang one out; there will be those young spinner entrepreneurs to find a way to connect. Who knows?! Shy-town appears to have a thriving biz of P411 and such verification sites. It'll just keep getting more fun and more wild, I believe. The way things are economically, these young gals, both rckfd local and international, will have plenty incentive to keep in business and find ways to make it work for us. I'm praying that things in Russia and the Ukraine keep on their downward spiral. Damn that eastern Euro pussy is way hot.
[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sweet-girls-and-great-relaxation-awesome-european-massage-special-today/49303927[/URL][/QUOTE]You can find many posts on "262" a name I have no clue as. To the meaning and origin.
Apparently integrity is new. If you go to forum / IL / other areas / Mchenry Crystal Lake you'll see plenty of info about it.
[QUOTE=E2304;3324998]There is a bamboo spa in carpentersville on RR. It has many reviews on RM. TS.
There is a green in Algonquin on RR. - doesn't fit your description.
I couldn't find anything in crystal lake on RR. There is integrity therapy in McHenry with a minimal web footprint. (Gr-upon).[/QUOTE].