Massage Parlor Reports

Does anyone know where Luna (formerly of Club La Paz and LAX therapy) is working?

Thanks

I agree. Very few offer anything more than a good legit massage. Once in awhile, you might find one who you can get to meet with you somewhere out side the MP.

[QUOTE=Kändi]Generally you want to avoid anything thai.

Look for ads with A+L offered.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swflaboater]Interesting that you mention to avoid anything Thai. Now, let me preface that comment with a note that I (unfortunately) haven't traveled to your fair state of California in about 10 years - used to go all the time on business - but I did travel to the fair country of Thailand a number of times during that period.

In those cases, Thai massages were awsome! However, I realize that times have changed, and maybe since what you get in Thailand vs what is available in our wonderful country are much different - I shouldn't expect what I was used to!

Does that make any sense?

SW[/QUOTE]
I just got back from a two week trip to BKK and things are a lot different with the economy the wy it is.Not anywhere near the amount of tourists as before,bars in Patpong the main sex tourist area mostly empty,same with Nana Plaza the other main sex area a four floor four sided building with very few of the many bars still open.The girls are really working you hard for the money and you have to work hard to come up with your own method to cut costs.LOS used to mean Land Of Smiles and now has become the Land Of Scams. Still many fun girls, and things to do.So don't write it off!

[QUOTE=Swflaboater]Interesting that you mention to avoid anything Thai… Does that make any sense?

SW[/QUOTE]I'm sure that Thai massage in Thailand is something that many people would call bliss. There's a lot of awesome opportunities available in various locals around the world. I have never been to Thailand. Sure would love to go. Yet this is the usasexguide and not the international version of that same forum. My post was in reference to massage parlors in Los Angeles, MP (AMP or LMP) as we call them here. From my experience here, I don't know a single person or have read a single review of a Thai MP where the ending was in anyway sexual. And I doubt that you'll be getting a slippery massage in a Thai place in Southern California. There's something called a table shower where the massage girl uses her hands to soap up your body while you're lying on a table. Nothing to write home about. Some people like it and some don't. Table showers are available here and there.

[QUOTE=Kändi]. From my experience here, I don't know a single person or have read a single review of a Thai MP where the ending was in anyway sexual.[/QUOTE]I second Kändi's remarks above. Over a two year period I visited three Thai MPs and didn't get more than a massage at all three places. Although they advertise in LA Xpress, in the "Adult Services" section of the LA Weekley, Craig's list, etc. It's just a come-on.

I don't rule out the possibility that you could get HJ from some accommodating masseuse, but we're not talking about the kind of standard operating procedure you find at your typical Korean AMP where the menu runs from HJs to full service. The odds are against anything more than a message at a Thai MP, and frankly I don't patronize AMPs for just a massage.

Dude, where have yall been? Thai spots on sunset, pico/la brea are all happy ending spots. Some have gotten more. I have my thai spot down in Lomita that has all thai girls and most are HE providers. I think I like thai spots because they pose more of a mystery of what you can get. They are all over.

BUT, that being said. None of them provide the slippery massagi.

[QUOTE=Hokusai]I second Kändi's remarks above. Over a two year period I visited three Thai MPs and didn't get more than a massage at all three places. Although they advertise in LA Xpress, in the "Adult Services" section of the LA Weekley, Craig's list, etc. It's just a come-on.

I don't rule out the possibility that you could get HJ from some accommodating masseuse, but we're not talking about the kind of standard operating procedure you find at your typical Korean AMP where the menu runs from HJs to full service. The odds are against anything more than a message at a Thai MP, and frankly I don't patronize AMPs for just a massage.[/QUOTE]Not entirely true. While there are many legit Thai places, there are those that definitely give HE (read some of my reports). The Chinese MPs are a surer bet though - the only legit Chinese MPs are the really cheap ones.

The other reason I like CMPs is that even the masseuses who give HE give a decent massage, but with Thai it is as if HE means the massage is half-hearted. But even the legit places advertise on CL with suggestive pictures and words. So some research is needed and that is why I am grateful for these forums.

[QUOTE=Dling]Not entirely true. While there are many legit Thai places, there are those that definitely give HE (read some of my reports). The Chinese MPs are a surer bet though - the only legit Chinese MPs are the really cheap ones...some research is needed and that is why I am grateful for these forums.[/QUOTE]Thanks Ampor and Dling for the correction. But let me ask you guys if you ever got full service at any of the HE Thai MPs? If so, please send me a private message with address and provider details. Ditto for the Chinese MPs.

The only sure bet full service AMPs I've visited have been Korean.

As for research, trial and error research is too costly for me, and I imagine it's too costly for some other hobbyists as well. So here are the places with NO HE:

The Thai MP on Melrose just east of Western about two blocks.

The place in a mixed use office-retail complex on Pico east of Westwood Blvd.

The one on Sepulveda just south of Culver.

[QUOTE=Amptor]Dude, where have yall been? Thai spots on sunset… provide the slippery massagi.[/QUOTE]By HE you mean FS or a jerk off ?

I have 3-4 Thai places that I visit and get a great Happy Ending. There are no FS Thai, but sometimes if the girls think that you are marriage material you will get lucky with take out. I think the Thai give the best massages period and the HE is a great bonus. A couple times I've had some great kissers, but haven't found any lately, anyone else?

For FS the Korean or Chinese are the best bets by far, but I don't partake. A couple times I've just caught the girl before she hopped on for a ride. I haven't found any soapy massages in CA, but when I visited Colorado I did get this when a K-girl gave one during the table shower(with her bolt on DD's). I've been trying to get a repeat of this ever since!

Prepare to be dazzled. I found the perfect, perfect K girl. Rolled down to Johnny's street and Nancy was off so I asked to meet the new girl. Her name is Hannah. OMFG. She is 5' at most, 90 lbs, perfect enhanced Cs. Karma has smiled upon me. She started with the usual relaxation techniques, then quickly moved to CBJ while I played checked out the kitty. It was clean, trim and looked like new;) After I was ready she carefully, and I mean carefully, started cfs from above. Damn, that was so tight. She had to work pretty hard to get me in. I haven't had anything that tight since I was 15. Moved on to mish and ds, then she climbed back on top. I picked her up, flipped and destroyed her tiny box. I'm not huge by any means, and I'm telling you she could barely take it all the way. I would warn that if you are bigger than average you may have to try someone else. She was the best I've ever had. No competition anywhere. Make sure to get there quick. She said it is her first day at this AMP. IME, things this good don't last long. I'm going back tomorrow.. 5+1.

Stopped by Zen this afternoon to see curvy latina Daisy. Not bad probably a 8 looks and 6 performance. Cute but kept her hand down there during cfs. I never can figure out why they do that. 7+120. Too pricey and won't be going back unless the rate gets better.

[QUOTE=Amptor]Dude, where have yall been? Thai spots on sunset, pico/la brea are all happy ending spots. Some have gotten more. I have my thai spot down in Lomita that has all thai girls and most are HE providers. I think I like thai spots because they pose more of a mystery of what you can get. They are all over.

BUT, that being said. None of them provide the slippery massagi.[/QUOTE]Hey Ampt, I have been all over lomita and recently no Thai massage provides HE. They do provide a very good sensual massage with coaching. The place i use to go to is now closed. Penn st. I have been to several Thai massage in Long Beach no HE close but no HE. Are the providers spinners 19-25? Pm back Hound.

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I've been in twice. During early to mid day. Great viB. Its above the 7 eleven. The first time I got HJ from Sara (?). She let her boobs out, let me have at them. Then when it was time, she sat on my face with no bottoms on and let me touch as I wanted (no penetration, just rubbing. But good stuff)

50 plus 30 tip (I told her previous I had little cash and she was cool with it)

The second time I got another girl (looked just like sara. Damn. I can't remember her name. Sorry. It was a Wednesday. She was there Wednesday at 11am or so) she gave me a BBBJ. She also took off the bottoms and let me rub her tight asshole (she motioned "no sticking my finger in). Good BJ, little teeth tho. She was a little shy so she put a towel over the light. But it was grt. That was 50 +50. She didn't looked thrilled at the 50 but she didn't nego at all. I left happy. This place is a gold mine.

I have passed by this MP a couple times norman/redondo. Seen an ad on CL too has anyone tested this place out?