Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Jimi Hendrix]She'll be hard to miss. She's the tall, busty Latina with my d!ck in her mouth... ;)

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky... -- Jimi Hendrix[/QUOTE]HA! That's gonna make for an awkward conversion when I introduce myself!

These two ladies also hang out @ Maxi's @ The Double Tree in Sea Tac.

That nightclub is a real "Meat Market".

[QUOTE=Tarius Shinobi]Have you seen the stuck up dancer chick there who's from either Fiji or Tahiti? She has long, black hair, "NO" ass, but some nice, dark "Nipplz"![/QUOTE]I made the mistake of getting a dance from her once. She did a fine job of getting me worked up and then convincing me that two girls would be better then one. The girl she brought over was that overpriced ***** Simone (who is available for takeout). When I saw that I should have said F*** no, but when the little head is doing the thinking.

By the time I left my wallet was far thinner and no happiness.

Overall I like Sands, more so before the remodel. It tends to have more of a "dive" feel than many of the other clubs.

[QUOTE=Tcmits]I made the mistake of getting a dance from her once. She did a fine job of getting me worked up and then convincing me that two girls would be better then one. The girl she brought over was that overpriced ***** Simone (who is available for takeout). When I saw that I should have said F*** no, but when the little head is doing the thinking.

By the time I left my wallet was far thinner and no happiness.

Overall I like Sands, more so before the remodel. It tends to have more of a "dive" feel than many of the other clubs.[/QUOTE]She has been working there off and on for some time. I remember one time I asked her a few years ago where she lived and she told me what part of town. I then asked her what street and when she told me I said "Oh yea I know the house, The big house with the indian family, not far from the park"! She went pale. I looked at her with a strait face and said "What"?

I then started laughing but she was not amused. Good Times!

Is Simone a Black chick @ The Sands?

She usually wears a white bikini.

[QUOTE=Tarius Shinobi]Is Simone a Black chick @ The Sands?

She usually wears a white bikini.[/QUOTE]That is the one. Tall with legs that look like they could squeeze you in half.

[QUOTE=Tcmits]That is the one. Tall with legs that look like they could squeeze you in half.[/QUOTE]Kool, thanks.

[QUOTE=Crazymonk]She has been working there off and on for some time. I remember one time I asked her a few years ago where she lived and she told me what part of town. I then asked her what street and when she told me I said "Oh yea I know the house, The big house with the indian family, not far from the park"! She went pale. I looked at her with a strait face and said "What"?

I then started laughing but she was not amused. Good Times![/QUOTE]That would be Vanity and the name is appropriate. Nice body, but I don't know who would put up with that attitude.

My two cents.

Rick's bitches are still as greedy as ever. "$30 to see my tits!" one said to me. I would of told her to go fuck herself, but she was probably gonna be doing that later that night anyway.

So who's gonna be the next strip club czar who'll open up the new Rick's in Seattle? And when will there finally be some clubs in the Stadium district? A club there would make TONS after a Mariners & Seahawks game finished.

Wow, a blast from the past. I must have seen her at the Sands over 5 years ago. How can I forget a stunningly hot Indian from Fiji? And how can I forget the extended .4 per song stay in the VIP room that left me feeling bothered and vagely itchy? I didn't realize she was so famous...

The Sands feels like a club in a David Lynch film--a neighborhood dive with an unshakeable sense of foreboding, promised sleaze, and unpredictable violence. In other words Frank Booth's favorite strip joint.

"Don't you f--king look at me!"

There were 10 dancers.

T--y approached me with a smile. Blonde, 24 and medium built. I asked her about the "new" rules. She said the club needs to do what they need to do but her dances are the same. Sold. I got 4, $20 dances and liked them. Lot of stick shifting and focused attention. I would recommend.

Tried Chris for one song. Horrible dance, poor attitude and tried to get $30 for it. No way honey. She settled for $20.

The managers are roaming around but not constantly. At least when I was there, it was once every other song or every thrid song.

BTW, the condom machine in the rest room is still there but it is empty and willing to eat your 75 cents.

It is my first time there in the last six months. I used to stay in a downtown hotel but head straight to Ricks. The last time I was there, the dancers were cute but the dances were tame. This time was different.

Entrance is $20 which includes unlimited non-alcoholic drinks. Yeah baby ;-) I went in a little after midnight, already a bit buzzed from my bar hopping earlier. There were over 30 dancers and at least 10 of them over 8 and a 3 or 4 of them over 9. A buddy of mine, a handsome chap, managed to gather up couple of hot babes. The place closes at 2 or 2:30 so we were in a hurry to taste the goods. I picked an 8 and went over to the booths. The bouncers were walking around but the girls do not care. There continue to be the traditional "Vu" pretenses such as a separate chair for the girls in between dances but they are sitting in them any more. Most of the girls are happy hanging out in the "laps." ANyway, mine said $20 for a dance, $30 to see my t--s and $40 to see my p---y. I said, " I am not here to see. I am here to play." We settled for $20 dances and they were pretty good. I got four of them. Good friction.

The next one had cute face but was a dud in my lap. Dropped her after one.

I decided to hang back and check out the scene. The guys in the $200 -$ 400 VIP area were getting a lot of love from some cute ones.

In the regular lap booths I saw a tall, skinny brunette with dark make up around her eyes, stick her hands in a guys pants...repeatedly. Yess. I patiently waited for her and asked her about "roaming hands" dance. She got a big kick out of that line and may even have blushed! Anyway, once the dance started she offered up everything to my hands and starting on the 4th song her hands were all over me. I left happy with her phone number which she whispered in my ear. Don't ask me for the number as I promptly forgot. I had no time or interest in hooking up outside. The only reason I mention it to let others know the current state of affairs at this club.

[QUOTE=Vitrea]
In the regular lap booths I saw a tall, skinny brunette with dark make up around her eyes, stick her hands in a guys pants...repeatedly. Yess. I patiently waited for her and asked her about "roaming hands" dance. She got a big kick out of that line and may even have blushed! Anyway, once the dance started she offered up everything to my hands and starting on the 4th song her hands were all over me. I left happy with her phone number which she whispered in my ear. Don't ask me for the number as I promptly forgot. I had no time or interest in hooking up outside. The only reason I mention it to let others know the current state of affairs at this club.[/QUOTE]

Good stuff. What was the price of these dances? Tell me this last one was not $200 - $400 and I might go, although I am not a VU fan.

Thanks for posting!

[QUOTE=Dbldowndon]Good stuff. What was the price of these dances? Tell me this last one was not $200 - $400 and I might go, although I am not a VU fan.

Thanks for posting![/QUOTE]

Dude, all the dances I got were $20 each. She tried to over count. At the end of three dances she said that was four. I stopped her right then and told her exactly what song (luckily I knew the song) we started on and if she is so inclined we could go to the DJ and check. She reluctantly agreed. I said, "look, here is $60. I like your dances and I like to get more but only if you tell me the count at the end of each song." She thought that was fair and she showed her appreciation by starting the next song with a DFK. She obviously smokes. Yuck! On the third song she made me happy. Total six songs, $120.

I got several PMs about the name of the dancer at Vu. I don't remember the name but I am sure it starts with "S". Shancee or something like that. If she is working, you won't miss her.

FYI, as a general principle, I do not respond to PMs from people that do not have at least a handful of credible reviews. Sorry. Please don't flame me.