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[QUOTE=SirBishop;4350259]TOFTT on this one since the pics on Cartoon looked too good. Sandra99 does screen looking for your basic info but I did get approved in one day. Set up the appt, got directions and arrived on time.

They have a very nice incall in San Diego and it is discreetly located. Cartoon greeted me at the door with a hug and a kiss dressed in a very sexy lingerie set! Makeup, hair and outfit were very well done and she looks better in person. Yes, it is her in the pics, the tats were the proof. Cartoon is well toned, awesome enhanced boobs, flat stomach and an ass to be munched. She is very enthusiastic and aims to please you in all the ways you desire. We began with some kissing and groping where she reaches down and strokes you. She gently slid down to one of the best BJs with lots of eye contact. The ass just had to be played with and her sweet spot licked, so I obliged. Cartoon has this perfectly shaped model's body that when you look at her you got to ask yourself. How the fuck can I see her more often. She's not only got the skills but the smile and the way she presents herself is 5 star stuff. Yea guys, Sandra99 is an Asian agency and Cartoon is the real deal.[/QUOTE]I also saw cartoon. She is the girl in the pics, with the funky belly tattoo that says "Cartoon" or something.

She is pretty, has a great tight body and nice fake boobs. They are large B or maybe C cups. Her boobs are pretty firm and felt a little cold to the touch. That is one of the things I dislike about the fake boobs, they can be cold to the touch. Anyway, her nipples are just incredible. I could have played with these things all day, but I could tell that for the short amount of time I was working them that she was starting to get a little tired of it. Anyway, I could have gone on for 10 minutes just playing with these lovely nipples. She has a smallish ass, but it feels great and was nice to grab a hold of. Oh, she is relatively tall, maybe 5' 5" or so, with nice long toned legs.

Normal procedure with the blue toast and a quick shower. Not much foreplay in the shower and only a brief BBBJ preview. Go to the bed and I play with her nipples (as mentioned), play with her nicely groomed pussy (very tight too). She let me DATY, but I didn't try any FIV. She also said no to me rimming her. Although I hadn't planned on it, I might have been getting close by how I was licking that pussy. We switch to mish, doggy, cowgirl. I couldn't finish with the condom on so I had her go back to BBBJ and after a few minutes absolutely exploded in her mouth.

We still had time left on the clock, but it seems that there is no MSOG. Or maybe she didn't like the firehose of ejaculate that I shot into her mouth. Which she basically had to swallow. We talked a bit and then she wanted to shower up, so we got back in the shower and she cleaned me off and that was that.

So, all in all it was a fun time. I probably won't repeat since I didn't feel we had a great connection and the whole thing felt a little mechanical and not GFE like I like. For me she was about a 7 on the scale if Petra or Ash are a 10.

[QUOTE=TrustyHairlip;4353477]I also saw cartoon. She is the girl in the pics, with the funky belly tattoo that says "Cartoon" or something.

She is pretty, has a great tight body and nice fake boobs. They are large B or maybe C cups. Her boobs are pretty firm and felt a little cold to the touch. That is one of the things I dislike about the fake boobs, they can be cold to the touch. Anyway, her nipples are just incredible. I could have played with these things all day, but I could tell that for the short amount of time I was working them that she was starting to get a little tired of it. Anyway, I could have gone on for 10 minutes just playing with these lovely nipples. She has a smallish ass, but it feels great and was nice to grab a hold of. Oh, she is relatively tall, maybe 5' 5" or so, with nice long toned legs.

Normal procedure with the blue toast and a quick shower. Not much foreplay in the shower and only a brief BBBJ preview. Go to the bed and I play with her nipples (as mentioned), play with her nicely groomed pussy (very tight too). She let me DATY, but I didn't try any FIV. She also said no to me rimming her. Although I hadn't planned on it, I might have been getting close by how I was licking that pussy. We switch to mish, doggy, cowgirl. I couldn't finish with the condom on so I had her go back to BBBJ and after a few minutes absolutely exploded in her mouth.

We still had time left on the clock, but it seems that there is no MSOG. Or maybe she didn't like the firehose of ejaculate that I shot into her mouth. Which she basically had to swallow. We talked a bit and then she wanted to shower up, so we got back in the shower and she cleaned me off and that was that.

So, all in all it was a fun time. I probably won't repeat since I didn't feel we had a great connection and the whole thing felt a little mechanical and not GFE like I like. For me she was about a 7 on the scale if Petra or Ash are a 10.[/QUOTE]Sandra99 girls are supposed to be one pop (tho I've had some that went for an extra at no upcharge). MSOG is a little extra and if you want it, you're supposed to let booker know up front before appointment. I don't see this agency often, but if I do, I try to be careful not to pop early. There are a couple of girls there sometimes (Vivi, who was discussed downthread a bit for example) who do *everything* they can to get you off as fast as possible. Literally saying, "come for me baby" 5 minutes into the post-shower action. A little annoying, but if the girl's body is hot enough (and I'm all about that stripper look of nice firm bolt-ons on a well-toned stick), I care less for the personality / chemistry. If anything, it helps me hold back / control timing of my pop, LOL.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;4348268]Yup, many are on other sites like pd, citix and eros are on hx. See if you've seen them and have them network you on hx. I have done that where I've seen girls on other sites and they do have hx.

Acct but only use it as a backup. Had many girls newtork me.

Join the newbie club.[/QUOTE]You should search for jessi caviar in san diego. Just saying.

[QUOTE=Boltastic;4356702]You should search for jessi caviar in san diego. Just saying.[/QUOTE]Just wondering why you mention her. HX profile does not seem to have been active in long time?

Anyone use this booker? Are the pics of the actual girls and do they honor what they say via PM?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Matchlessb[/URL]

[QUOTE=SDMonger69;4357394]Anyone use this booker? Are the pics of the actual girls and do they honor what they say via PM?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Matchlessb[/URL][/QUOTE]They roll through Seattle a lot and there was never any complaints. List the menu they sent you please.

[QUOTE=SDMonger69;4357394]Anyone use this booker? Are the pics of the actual girls and do they honor what they say via PM?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Matchlessb[/URL][/QUOTE]They seem legit, enough of a network to take a chance. A friend used them a couple years ago and had a good time.

[QUOTE=SCJohn;4357596]They seem legit, enough of a network to take a chance. A friend used them a couple years ago and had a good time.[/QUOTE]But aren't they yet another agency that basically wants everything on you, up to DNA testing?

[QUOTE=SDMonger69;4357394]Anyone use this booker? Are the pics of the actual girls and do they honor what they say via PM?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Matchlessb[/URL][/QUOTE]I've commented on Matchless on the escort board. 100% legit. Real pics. As with any, the glamor shots are touched up, but the selfie-type pics are dead on accurate. 300 for GFE FS. YMMV on MSOG. I've never tipped beyond the base donation and none have asked for more. No hint at all that BBFS is on the menu. Usually early-20's German or Eastern European girls. They don't always have a provider in San Diego, so you have to keep checking their website to stay current. I don't know about screening. I got approved a few years ago because I had reviews on another site.

[QUOTE=PoonHound1969;4357505]They roll through Seattle a lot and there was never any complaints. List the menu they sent you please.[/QUOTE]Here is what they sent me:

WE ARE A GFE AGENCY!!

Availability starts from 10 am-11 pm.

She offer full GFE menu, aims to please, CFS, BBBJ, MSOG, DATY, KISSING, DFK, are on the menu.

No overly aggressive playing, no pse, no greek, no blow and go, no BBFS, no greek, no doubles, no video or photo sessions.

Incall is at upscale location.

Showers and towels are available.

More Pics and details are on the site [URL]www.mbeauties.com[/URL].

Incall hrly gift is $300.

90 min $450.

2 hrs $600.

Incall only 30 min GFE session is $250.

Outcall is + $50/ hr plus travel there and back.

We accept cash only.

She is posting as available today.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SuperHottMilf247[/URL]

I suspect she has gone to seed though. Surprised that there doesn't appear to be any comments on here here at all (used advanced search).

[QUOTE=SCJohn;4357596]They seem legit, enough of a network to take a chance. A friend used them a couple years ago and had a good time.[/QUOTE]They advertise GFE / BBBJ but I was denied every time I've been so YMMV. Always accepted the shower on arrival, and I've never had an issue with anyone else for BBBJ. Photos are real, but touched up. Seila is probably the most attractive in their lineup. Looks similar to pornstar Alaina Dawson, but does have a bit of acne. Natasha is probably their worst. Busted face, disappointing body, looks much older than 22 (I'd say early to mid 30's) and gives overall underwhelming service.

[QUOTE=Dmzhost;4358360]They advertise GFE / BBBJ but I was denied every time I've been so YMMV. Always accepted the shower on arrival, and I've never had an issue with anyone else for BBBJ. Photos are real, but touched up. Seila is probably the most attractive in their lineup. Looks similar to porn star Alaina Dawson, but does have a bit of acne. Natasha is probably their worst. Busted face, disappointing body, looks much older than 22 (I'd say early to mid 30's) and gives overall underwhelming service.[/QUOTE]I've been seeing their girls on and off since 2015/16. They used to be a goldmine of absolutely outstanding talent but have gone downhill a bit in the last 12-18 months. They still get some gems in the looks department occasionally (check out Sori a on their website if you're a verified member. That's near a 10 in face / body combo), but rarely find one that hot that is also very into the service side of her work.

Another note. They almost never have to advertise when the best girls come thru. Check the tours page on their website to know when a girl is / will be in town. If you see them listing Hx ads every few hours while a girl is here, chances are she's in low demand. Probably for a reason.

[QUOTE=Wahoo2000;4358994]I've been seeing their girls on and off since 2015/16. They used to be a goldmine of absolutely outstanding talent but have gone downhill a bit in the last 12-18 months. They still get some gems in the looks department occasionally (check out Sori a on their website if you're a verified member. That's near a 10 in face / body combo), but rarely find one that hot that is also very into the service side of her work.

Another note. They almost never have to advertise when the best girls come thru. Check the tours page on their website to know when a girl is / will be in town. If you see them listing Hx ads every few hours while a girl is here, chances are she's in low demand. Probably for a reason.[/QUOTE]Thanks for all the feedback, but I ended up seeing Dianndra69 on short notice. She was a good value for our neck of the woods.

[QUOTE=SDMonger69;4359388]Thanks for all the feedback, but I ended up seeing Dianndra69 on short notice. She was a good value for our neck of the woods.[/QUOTE]When I looked at her photos, seemed to me that she had the flabby tummy and tits that come with having a baby. Can you confirm, or not?

Can you post her menu?