Massage Parlor Reports

Sunday.

Went to Asia Spa. For those of you that don't know, this little parlor is on ECB, in one of the little Viet plazas. It looks like a small little place but it really opens up when you get inside. I have always been curious about it, and with my wallet full, I decided to check it out. I was greeted by Emily, an older lady in her late 30's or early 40's, with a tight body in a traditional looking dress. We spoke to each other with this screen door in between us, and I goaded her into telling me the tip fee for FS if available. She said yeah and chuckled, and said 1. 4. I tried bringing it down to 1. 2 but she was adamant on 1. 4. So I paid the house fee, and the tip upfront, and she led me into one of the rooms. I was sketched out at first since it was a bit smaller and more out in the open than most of the other AMPs, but that feeling slowly left me. I got undressed, and stood in front of her fully nude, and she asked if I wanted a massage still. I told her later, so she told me to wait there and left. Shortly after, she came back with a condom and started wrapping her arms around me like we were slow dancing. No kissing besides necking, which could've been because I tried to haggle, but YMMV. She started kissing my body and worked her way down to a CBJ, which again, might be due to the haggling attempt, but it was whatever. She disrobed, and her body looked quite amazing. Curvy MILF style body with a nice rack. She lied down on the bed and guided me in. It was like I was a virgin again LOL. After minutes of mish and doggy, I finally popped and she cleaned me off. Pretty good pussy control and well worth the 1. 8 total.

Monday.

Went around looking for streetwalkers, but I either got cockblocked by pandas or swarmed with overpriced car date offers. So I decided to try ECB again, and sadly the only girls working were these two obese BSWs on 52nd. I haven't been to Sugar in a while so I figured I'd see what's up there before chalking it up to a loss. I walk in, and I meet Heidi. Heidi is a curvy girl with a pretty smile, and very long hair. She surprised me with her Efluency and we ended up speaking a bit on the way to the room and while settling business. While we were talking somewhat intimately, I ended up paying the house fee and she told me she'd be right back. This is a common occurrence in AMPs, presumably them stashing the money away somewhere safe, but for some reason I ended up grabbing her hand before she left and pulled her back towards me. I moved in for a kiss, and she reciprocated and we started making out like a bunch of horny teenagers. I moved my hands from her back to her ass and her tits, and my god either those are the best manmades ever or she's natural or something. A bit of tongue here and there and some light petting on our nethers, and I finally let her go. Only this time with the tip as well, since I wanted to get straight to it as soon as she came back. She comes back and opens the door meekly, and then scurries on over towards me giggling. I'm fully nude and erect, and she moves in to kiss me again while asking me if I couldn't wait. I told her I couldn't and she apologized before disrobing. I didn't bother lying down, so she started kissing my neck, to my shoulders, to my pecs, and then all the way down to my junior. She starts off with a slow BBBJ, and then starts picking up the speed. I catch myself before popping, and I pull her back up to stand and start reciprocating what she did to me onto her. After a little bit of eating her out, I pick her up and set her on the bed. She slips on the cover and I start pounding away, until she tells me to lie down and she starts going cowgirl on me. She leans forward and starts kissing me while gyrating her hips and I eventually bust. Total was 2. And it was a pretty fantastic experience. Hopefully she sticks around so I can see her again towards the end of the month.

April met me at the door younger, very nice man-made with excellent nips, totally rocking head to toe, chose an hour 4 Benjamins &a Lincoln. He said was new there yesterday a must go see. Also was introduced to Heidi and Kelly. You guys in San Diego don't know how good you got it. Thanks Faceless1 for the info!

Hi All, hopefully it's not one of the forbidden parlors mentioned by admin, don't want to get banned over this, but I saw a bunch of parlors showing up on Hx since I last tried to use it, and I was wondering if they were generally legit. I'm curious about this one, Mamamisa.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MamaMisa[/URL]

Searching for the phone number online showed Studio 107, is it one of the places that have been sending shills here a lot, or is it a place that is actually legit? I'm mostly curious about the photos, as they seem more real than other places, but I must admit I'm very new to looking at parlors and so I'm trying to see how to weed out the bad from the good by asking here since you guys have a lot of experience there.

Thanks in advance, and sorry if this message wasn't appropriate.

[QUOTE=Cubico;7253224]Hi All, hopefully it's not one of the forbidden parlors mentioned by admin, don't want to get banned over this, but I saw a bunch of parlors showing up on Hx since I last tried to use it, and I was wondering if they were generally legit. I'm curious about this one, Mamamisa.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MamaMisa[/URL]

Searching for the phone number online showed Studio 107, is it one of the places that have been sending shills here a lot, or is it a place that is actually legit? I'm mostly curious about the photos, as they seem more real than other places, but I must admit I'm very new to looking at parlors and so I'm trying to see how to weed out the bad from the good by asking here since you guys have a lot of experience there.

Thanks in advance, and sorry if this message wasn't appropriate.[/QUOTE]Studio 107 has fake reviews [B]every[/B] day on RM. Won't be long until the fake reviews start showing up here, too.

[QUOTE=BeachDrone;7253264]Studio 107 has fake reviews [B]every[/B] day on RM. Won't be long until the fake reviews start showing up here, too.[/QUOTE]Oh yeah I don't use RM so didn't know, thanks for your answer, it did look too good to be true, sorry for the useless post then, I'll do a better research next time.

Went to a sweet spa multiple people have been reviewing lately. I saw a taller thin / average built woman in her late 20's early 30's with long hair. I haven't been throated like that since another infamous location was shut down. Attitude was positive for the most part, I get turned off when ladies try to rush you. Total damage for an hour was $$. 3. I could see myself coming back, the talent varies. I saw another one of the ladies after my session was over and she was totally not my type, but I recognized her name from some reviews.

Most useful review ever. Thanks for sharing your one time at bandcamp story.

[QUOTE=TheseDelights;7253483]Went to a sweet spa multiple people have been reviewing lately. I saw a taller thin / average built woman in her late 20's early 30's with long hair. I haven't been throated like that since another infamous location was shut down. Attitude was positive for the most part, I get turned off when ladies try to rush you. Total damage for an hour was $$. 3. I could see myself coming back, the talent varies. I saw another one of the ladies after my session was over and she was totally not my type, but I recognized her name from some reviews.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Coeltrain;7252888]April met me at the door ... an hour 4 Benjamins &a Lincoln[/QUOTE]Too much Sugar for me.

Went to QQ Spa today to try out Kitty, based on Faceless's review of her. Got to say, I was not disappointed at all.

I get to QQ, and asked for Kitty. Luckily she was readily available. She has an extremely lewd, and bubbly personality. Nice, big lips, and a curvy body. She walks over to me and says, "You ask for me?" and starts giggling. I confirm, and she starts giggling and wraps her arms around my shoulders and starts shaking her ass while facing me like a happy dog. Then she turns around and starts rubbing her ass all over my crotch. She was wearing a short skirt with a small top. Finally she leads me by the hand and brings me into a room. We start kissing for a while, and starts calling me cute. I kinda wanted a massage but with this display I just ended up DFKing her and took off my jacket and she started unbuckling my pants. I unzipped her skirt but she stopped me after taking off my shirt and asked for payment. I ended up giving her $. 4 and she ended up going to stow away cash. She promptly returns and start making out again, I finally get to unzip her skirt and take off her shirt. I get a better look at her. Her tits are around a c-cup, and has a peach shaped ass and a shaved front. Her nipples though, my god. Nice, perky nipples that looks like gumdrops.

She licks me all over from my neck to my waist, and starts off her BBBJ with a kiss on my tip, and then starts tonguing my shaft to my balls. She starts sucking and sucking, till she finally DTs me and uses her tongue to lap my balls while I'm in her throat. Amazing gag reflex, and I almost busted right then and there. I honestly wish I would've right then and there since I've always wanted to throat pie an AMP girl. But I tap out and tell her I'm ready for boomboom. I pull her up by the arms and she covers me. I try out standing missionary like Faceless did. I pull one of her legs up and I start going at it but honestly I'm not athletic enough to go the distance so I lie her down and start pounding away. I make out with her a bit, and then have her get on the table on all fours and start doggying her until I eventually bust. She asks if I want a massage and I tell her to just work my shoulders so she has me sit up and then sits behind me and massages me. She helps me dress and I help her in return, and we make out a little bit more until I leave.

Total was $$ flat. Shout out to Faceless one more time.

Hello everyone, I don't write often, but read often.

I have been going to Cloud Nine for my regular maintenance massage for the past 3 years or so. I've been a regular there and know most of the girls and the owner there. It's a pretty much all legit place, at least with me none of the girls ever offered more. For me a good massage, deep tissue and strong is the most important.

Yesterday on a whim I decided to try something new, ended up at Asian Twins Relexology in Mira Mesa, let me just say that I should of walked out once I arrived there, but my friend was with me so we just rolled with it. The place had a really bad smell, I don't know what it was, but it was nasty. The place was all dark and dirty and was really run down. To top it all off, we had some grandma's come out and massage us. It was not a good experience at all, the massages were very light and didn't even move any muscles or knots at all.

My friend wants a rub and tug place with easy on the eye girls, we don't want a FS place, just a good deep tissue massage and some easy on the eye girls for a good tug at the end, anybody know a place they can recommend?

TIA.

How were you able to schedule with them? I have tried calling them numerous times since they opened and nobody ever answers and the 3-4 times I was in the area and stopped by the lights were on and the open sign was lit but the doors were locked and nobody came to the door. So I haven't been able to go there at all.

[QUOTE=TacoManVa;7251253]Camila is a stunning Hot smoke show. My guess is early twenties. About 5 ft 6 and super tone. You could bounce quarters off of her abdominal muscles LOL.

She speaks a little bit of English and greets me with a nice warm hug pushing those large DD cups up against my chest. I nibble on her neck and then work my way to her DSLs. She gently gives me a warm light kiss and we start making out. I had her lay down on the table because I wanted to taste that kitty and she wrapped those long legs around my back as I dove in for an appetizer.

Chomped on that yummy Kitty for a little bit and then she requested 69 and got up and I laid down and she flipped around and we went at each other. Her BBBJ is very good and could go deep. Such a killer booty and she rolled on a cover and eased up and on top of me in RCG. Watching my cock go in and out of her was definitely a sight to see. This girl has serious kegel clamping and almost had me pop in that position but I really wanted to try a few others. So I asked for doggy and she climbed up on the table and I eased him behind her. Love those Latina booties and I pounded away for as long as I can last and ended up filling up the umbrella.

She turned around and said "bueno Papi" and went to get a hot towel. She came back and gave me a very deep tissue massage. She has very strong hands which got out some serious knots that I had in my back. Always nice to tag one of these hot Latinas and then find out that she also has really good massage skills.

Highly recommend.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gyration;7254771]Hello everyone, I don't write often, but read often.

I have been going to Cloud Nine for my regular maintenance massage for the past 3 years or so. I've been a regular there and know most of the girls and the owner there. It's a pretty much all legit place, at least with me none of the girls ever offered more. For me a good massage, deep tissue and strong is the most important.

Yesterday on a whim I decided to try something new, ended up at Asian Twins Relexology in Mira Mesa, let me just say that I should of walked out once I arrived there, but my friend was with me so we just rolled with it. The place had a really bad smell, I don't know what it was, but it was nasty. The place was all dark and dirty and was really run down. To top it all off, we had some grandma's come out and massage us. It was not a good experience at all, the massages were very light and didn't even move any muscles or knots at all.

My friend wants a rub and tug place with easy on the eye girls, we don't want a FS place, just a good deep tissue massage and some easy on the eye girls for a good tug at the end, anybody know a place they can recommend?

TIA.[/QUOTE]Try Ivy or Mia at gold ocean.

[QUOTE=Gyration;7254777]How were you able to schedule with them? I have tried calling them numerous times since they opened and nobody ever answers and the 3-4 times I was in the area and stopped by the lights were on and the open sign was lit but the doors were locked and nobody came to the door. So I haven't been able to go there at all.[/QUOTE]I'd be cautious about this place. They are the same owner as Serenity and they were very responsive. But they got a visit from the popos a few weeks ago and since then they haven't responded to texts. Not sure what's going on but I'd be alert.

Saw kitty, holy mackerel. Made a old guy like me feel young again, by the way she responds / enjoys tuch. (Every where). Larger b cup most excellent nips that likes being stimulated!! Best BBJ ever. I did get introduced to Gigi I may end up there before my flight goes out. I have spent a crazy amount of money been most delighted with San Diego!

[QUOTE=Gyration;7254777]How were you able to schedule with them? I have tried calling them numerous times since they opened and nobody ever answers and the 3-4 times I was in the area and stopped by the lights were on and the open sign was lit but the doors were locked and nobody came to the door. So I haven't been able to go there at all.[/QUOTE][URL]https://sandiego.bedpage.com/Escorts/bernardo-center-dr-san-diego-ca-92127/13238922.html[/URL]