Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SSRod; 1850440]I would just say to each their own, but (in my view) I think you are being overly generous (which is your prerogative) and they may come to expect that from me later on which would just kill my mojo happiness if they think me to be a cheap bastard. Haha. Anyway, here is my M. O. : 1) have the house fee in one of your pockets separated from your tip funds. You pay the house fee up front and is usually 0. 7 to 0. 8 for the hour. 2) never show them your wallet or other money, plan ahead as the gal will want whatever bankroll she sees. 3) they can be tricky temptress devils, be weary and alert, but relax and enjoy too. 4) have multiples of 0. 2 folded in half in one of your pockets that you can easily pull off a number you want to tip dependent on service and how you generous you feel. 5) I tip 0. 2 for poor to okay massage only. Have only done this once and felt like an ass after the fact. Most of my experiences align with the next three scenarios (being) 0. 4 for good to great massage only. 0.4 for okay to good massage with HJ HE. 0.6 for good to great massage with HJ HE. I once tipped $ for FS (with house fee that came to $.8 (too much considering the 1-hour massage was poor and lasted only 10-mins, but I wanted to try the FS, so my bad). So that is my M. O, possibly others will share too and we can all learn more. Always learning.

In the end, its your choice and based on your experience with the gal. Everyone deserves happiness! Enjoy![/QUOTE]Good info to have. I will try it on future outings. I'm pretty sure I was a little over charged but you live and you learn.

So yesterday I decided to hit up the G&G wellness center (I have a thing for double letter businesses I guess) First off the place was a little hard to find, it is part of a much larger complex and is in the very back. Once I found it I was greeted by Sun. She was older, late 30s, slime build, average height, shoulder length hair, B boobs, and a decent face. She leads me to the room and the house fee is .8, then off to the TS. The TS was thorough, she always asked before putting her hands anywhere private, but was not shy once she got the okay. This was a perk in my opinion seeing as every other I've been with just kind of flopped me around not really paying mini me any mind. This was probably about 5min at max. The massage was awesome, completely worth the house fee, even if it was a short. It was a back walk that really got into you muscles and relax you. I'd say it was about 20mins of her working on the back and then another 5 to 10 of stretching and rubbing after the flip. After this she does the hand placement deal, which I place for a HE. She takes her time with this with some pretty good jewel play. I ask what I can do, so she puts my hand under her skirt and I spend the time seeing how far I could roam. A few minutes into the HJ I go ahead and slip my hand under her panties and start to return the favor. It was not shaved under there but I didn't mind. I'm not going to lie and say I was the best thing that ever happened to her, but it was fun to get her to jump a few times and next time I would like to start at the same time and see how far I can get. I finish and she cleans me up, kind of ruffly giving me a hot towel for my hand with a smirk on her face. I enjoyed myself and tipped her. 6. I will return because the whole reason I went in the first place was to try out the dry sauna, which I have never been to at any AMP. It was closed this time of here and Sun said it would open up October.

Has anyone here been to a dry sauna at an AMP? What all does it entail?

Peace

I must be losing it in my old age. For the second time in weeks I've taken one for the team and been more than a little disappointed.

I've been seeing ads for Merrifield Wellness which is located behind the Target and boasts of the "! MOST GENTLE AND BEAUTIFUL MASSEUSE IN THE WORLD!" With a claim like that I had to check it out.

My first clue that disappointment was looming on the horizon was the lack of a wall, or door, between the hallway and the treatment room. There is a mostly opaque curtain. Clue two was the presence of a top sheet on the massage table. Alarm bells are now clanging, but hope springs eternal. And the masseuse was young and cute.

But all my hopes were squelched when my efforts at roaming were quickly rebuffed and I was told "we don't massage THAT part here!"

If you are looking for "The Perfect Place To Relax and De-Stress" you might wast to look somewhere else. The massage wasn't too bad, but I left more stressed than I arrived.

First time and last time at this spa. Provider gave a horrible massage and she put no effort in the finish after the flip. I forgot her name, but she told me she only works the morning shift.

Stay safe

[QUOTE=Powkid; 1852612]First time and last time at this spa. Provider gave a horrible massage and she put no effort in the finish after the flip. I forgot her name, but she told me she only works the morning shift.

Stay safe[/QUOTE]got to hand it to you KID, your keeping all the massagi girls in business LOL.

Keep up the good work!

PC out

So yesterday was my last little bit of freedom so I decided to hit up one more AMP. This time was the Bada Spa. Was answered at the door by the mamasan and followed her through a pretty nice place, only complaint I would have was some of the soundtrack didn't seem right of a massage place. So mamasan takes me to the room and leaves me in there for a few minutes before sending in Amy. Amy has a face that could have been anywhere from mid 20s to early 40s, not bad looking just couldn't tell. Over all pretty cute, shoulder length hair, slim build, A boobs. She takes me to the TS which average, we chat a little and she says she has only been there for a few months. I don't know if that means at that AMP or in the states, but she speaks pretty good English so I think the former.

On to the massage, standard house fee .8. It's a combo deal this time, it starts out with me covered with a sheet and she does some pressing on my back while she is straddling me. Then she goes into a traditional lotion massage, pretty relaxing. This is followed by a little bit of hot towel pressing all over and then she does a covered body walk. All and all an enjoyable experience.

On the flip she does a little more general rubbing with a towel over my privates and then asks if I want that massaged as well, I say yes and she says it coast extra, no shit right. Anyway I say yes and ask her to take her top off and have to promise a better tip before she agrees, I also try to get her pants off but she says she it on her period. She has small well shaped As with big nipples. She starts off slow with a little hair draping thing and then goes to work. While she is pumping away she was not in the best position to enjoy the view or really feel around to much so that was a bit of a downer. About 5 or so min in she tells me to concentrate, and I finish a few minutes later, an average HE really. After this she goes ahead and gives me a bit more of a rub down and then we are down.

I tried to tip .6, but I accidentally said .8 while haggling so I gave her the extra 20 in gift.

I might return, but only because I heard another customer came in half way through my massage so I would like to try one of the other providers. Also the dry sauna was closed at this place too, but it was just a little 3 personer so I don't know what all would be special about it, unless the girl gets in with you naked, which would be nice.

Peace

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1853103]got to hand it to you KID, your keeping all the massagi girls in business LOL.

Keep up the good work!

PC out[/QUOTE]I love to be pampered after hard days at work. Haha.

Greetings from a long-time lurker, first-time poster, hoping to gain a little street cred.

Was introduced to the pastime while traveling and have been exploring my neighborhood for the last several months. Have benefited a lot from this board and am grateful to those who post.

Tried some of the major advertisers in Tysons and Merrifield, with generally predictable results. I've had many good times at the Top of the stacks in Falls Church. They seem to have stopped advertising though. I don't know if business is just good or if they've closed up. Obviously I need to go check, but my new ATF works near DC at a long-established AMP. Gorgeous woman, might be 40 but with the body of a 20-year-old, sweet, sexy and fun, and BTW gives an excellent therapeutic massage. I might be crushing a little. No TS in Arlington, though, and about five shades of NOVA upsell can get expensive.

Okay, so I do have a question. People keep referring to Chinese establishments, but I can't figure out how you identify them. I'm intrigued by the Chinese healing arts. Do they advertise or do you just have to be in the know?

[QUOTE=Watta; 1848585]I have been seeing a special UTR type the last few months BUT today I went back to the good ole FCCC and had one of the best tiems ever there!

Go there. Ask for AHNEE! She is a chunky Chinese who will do you up just the way you deserve!

If you want the phone number. 202-xxx-3000 is the one to call.

WATTA GREAT TIME![/QUOTE]I moved here from ohio please expand FCCC at least a name hint so that I can find it on google.

Thanks

[QUOTE=MassageAl; 1853518]So yesterday was my last little bit of freedom so I decided to hit up one more AMP. This time was the Bada Spa. Was answered at the door by the mamasan and followed her through a pretty nice place, only complaint I would have was some of the soundtrack didn't seem right of a massage place. So mamasan takes me to the room and leaves me in there for a few minutes before sending in Amy.

I might return, but only because I heard another customer came in half way through my massage so I would like to try one of the other providers. Also the dry sauna was closed at this place too, but it was just a little 3 personer so I don't know what all would be special about it, unless the girl gets in with you naked, which would be nice.

Peace[/QUOTE]The girl rarely, almost never gets in the sauna with you. They are either getting things situated or they don't want to get all sweaty since they are dressed in the regular clothes. I did visit a spa in DC for awhile H&H Flotation years ago. It had girls of all color. I got stuck on this one Russian chick and that place had a jacuzzi. She would get naked with me and sit in the jacuzzi with me and then we would start our fun with a little underwater bodyslide. We would move on to the table to finish. Sorry I don't know why I told that story. I got caught up. Haha. Bottom line, they do not get in the sauna with you. But remember YMMV.

Take care and be safe hunting.

Loader.

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Hey Fellas.

Just reporting on a few Woodbridge Spas. New ones have been popping up lately. Here's the report.

Sasha Spa. Which is across from the street from CH spa. They have been very busy everything I tried to get in there and I would have always have to come back. Of course I figured this was a good thing. If a place is busy then of course there are extras. Went in paid for 1 hour and was told to undress. Like always I throw the towel on the floor and lay there naked. Enters in a young skinny unattractive but not ugly girl, she was just basic. She picks up the towel and covers me up. Ugh. 15 mins in. As soon as I relaxed my mind and came to grips with the fact that their would be no "happy ending" to this I would just enjoyed the massage. She removes the towel completely. Oh Yeah I thought. Then I performed all my best I won't tell rubs and moves but wasnt sure if I was getting any where. Ok flip over. This lame gets an even bigger towel and covers me from my neck to my toes. Performed an scalp massage and said all done. No luck. Left totally depressed. Will not repeat.

Ok this a nice place found next to Jiffy Lube off Minnieville. Paid for an hour and didn't as her name. Again I got a young girl, not cute not ugly. Shown to room, towel thrown on floor, you guy know my routine. Towel was picked up and placed on me. Massage went well, it wasn't that good so I assumed there would be more of finish. I won't bore you with the details but at the end I was asked if I would like a table shower. Of course I would. I'm taken to a special room and she proceeded to was me down. A wash rag was laid over the stick and rocks and I promptly removed it, I explained that there was no need for that. I was promptly over ruled. Strike out! Won't be back.

Ok the worst part was after I'm dressed and walking out to the front and their waiting for me at the front desk with that look of how was it.

Ok if I Goto a new spot and they don't take my money in the first 5 mins. Should I bolt? It's been my experience that when this happens the end result seems to never be the desired result.

Tha Monger

So, a couple of weeks back I went to one of my old haunts and got a new provider, sort of your typical, older K-gal but attractive. Things moved long nicely, but she kept giving me little kisses on the mouth. It was sort of awkward, as I hadn't worked out my position on this. Is this common behavior? I think the deal was that she was new to the trade, and she sort of needed to fall in love a little bit in order to get into the proceedings. Anyway, I think she enjoyed our encounter, but not as much as I did.

[QUOTE=Lee Mansg; 1857605]I moved here from ohio please expand FCCC at least a name hint so that I can find it on google.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I'm about 99. 7% sure you won't be able to find it on Google, Lee. Seeing as how you're new to the forum, and before someone here flames you with the "RTFF" acronym, I'll give you a small lead: If you read the forum archives and do some searches, you might find the answer to the FCCC. You might even find out about the TCCC and the SCCC. (Yes, they're real, or used to be.)

No, go do your homework.

R:R

The FCCC stands for Falls Church Chinese Condo. It is a large apartment building where some of the apartments are used as whorehouses. One is behind the Eden Center and another is on RT. 50 on the Arlington Fairfax county line. I've never been in one. They have limited membership / Currently they are *full-up.

Ed.

Originally Posted by Watta [View Original Post]

I have been seeing a special UTR type the last few months BUT today I went back to the good ole FCCC and had one of the best tiems ever there!

Go there. Ask for AHNEE! She is a chunky Chinese who will do you up just the way you deserve!

If you want the phone number. 202-xxx-3000 is the one to call.

WATTA GREAT TIME!

I moved here from ohio please expand FCCC at least a name hint so that I can find it on google.

Thanks

M&m in Springfield is closed up now. Went to rain flow. May / Mae older but above average massage. Very nice top with yum yum nips. She was only one there that day. Not sure when new girls will show.

Prince when I went had a not attractive answer the door and I bolted. Blue gone from there. Oh we'll.

[QUOTE=AKFourtySeven; 1858847]The FCCC stands for Falls Church Chinese Condo. It is a large apartment building where some of the apartments are used as whorehouses. One is behind the Eden Center and another is on RT. 50 on the Arlington Fairfax county line. I've never been in one. They have limited membership / Currently they are *full-up.

Ed.

Originally Posted by Watta [View Original Post]

I have been seeing a special UTR type the last few months BUT today I went back to the good ole FCCC and had one of the best tiems ever there!

Go there. Ask for AHNEE! She is a chunky Chinese who will do you up just the way you deserve!

If you want the phone number. 202-xxx-3000 is the one to call.

WATTA GREAT TIME!

I moved here from ohio please expand FCCC at least a name hint so that I can find it on google.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Can one of you blokes help a fellow out with a complete phone number and / or link to an ad for a good provider in the FCCC please? PM if desired.

Thanks in advance.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1859371]Can one of you blokes help a fellow out with a complete phone number and / or link to an ad for a good provider in the FCCC please? PM if desired.

Thanks in advance.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Falls Church Chinese Condo, in fact. Girls rotate in and out about every 2 weeks so there is always fresh stock. I have provided all the info I am going to provide and if you newbies are too lazy to RTFF. Too bad! The full number has been posted several times in the history of the board and in various forums.

You old timers who know me and may have lost the number may PM me for the full number. But NO NEWBIES!

WATTA bunch of lazy bums!

[QUOTE=Fatpig;1859348]M&m in Springfield is closed up now. .[/QUOTE]Interesting. Given that the sign on CTM (as of yesterday) was still referring people down there. Also noted that there was a new sign at CTM which said something like "Open Soon", and a new neon "Open" sign in the window. Wait and see I suppose. I think there was a connection between the two of some type, just not sure what!

AM

[QUOTE=Fatpig; 1859348]M&m in Springfield is closed up now. Went to rain flow. May / Mae older but above average massage. Very nice top with yum yum nips. She was only one there that day. Not sure when new girls will show.

Prince when I went had a not attractive answer the door and I bolted. Blue gone from there. Oh we'll.[/QUOTE]I hope it's not closed. It's my favorite one.

Hi,

I was just wondering how the FCCC runs?

I have researched and looked at previous posts in different forums, etc and did manage to get the phone number. Although the post was from 2 years ago so I am not sure if the number is still valid.

But yea, do you simply schedule an appointment and walk in and go? What should I mention when I call them to schedule an appointment?

A pm would be wonderful and I do not expect super details since I am a newbie, but even a general description of the FCCC or the other "Condos" would be really wonderful.

Thank you very much,

LG

Why don't you just call and find out if it's still valid? Once on the phone, there are about 3 things that are said between you and the person answering before you schedule an appointment. How about starting off with "I'd like to schedule an appointment"? The other person might say "OK, when?" You say the time. They will tell you if that time is available and if not, an alternative. If you need to know the price, just say "How much is the service?". They will tell you a price or maybe two, if it's for a half hour or hour, etc. Once settled on that, they will tell you or text you the location. Generally, you go to that address and then call again and they will tell you more detailed info like a room number. That's pretty much it.

Once you've done all this and gone and paid and had the experience, be sure to write about it here.

[QUOTE=Lets Go; 1859874]Hi,

I was just wondering how the FCCC runs?

I have researched and looked at previous posts in different forums, etc and did manage to get the phone number. Although the post was from 2 years ago so I am not sure if the number is still valid.

But yea, do you simply schedule an appointment and walk in and go? What should I mention when I call them to schedule an appointment?

A pm would be wonderful and I do not expect super details since I am a newbie, but even a general description of the FCCC or the other "Condos" would be really wonderful.

Thank you very much,

LG[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fatpig; 1859348]M&m in Springfield is closed up now. Went to rain flow. May / Mae older but above average massage. Very nice top with yum yum nips. She was only one there that day. Not sure when new girls will show.[/quote]I just called M&M in Franconia. They are open every day. Plus my favorite, June, is there this weekend.

I checked out the new Capital Massage in Sterling, hoping pimples was still there. No luck. 50 something Chinese lady. I am still recovering from 2 months in Thailand (the clap), so I declined the special. But it is on the menu sure.

I went by Top Therapy a couple of days ago. The name plaque was still on the door, but there was a banner that read CLOSED across the door to the building. I don't know if the whole place is being renovated or what. I will be sad if this fine establishment is no more. First time I went there, the Mamasan asked me if I had had my breakfast.

[QUOTE=Lets Go; 1859874]Hi,

I was just wondering how the FCCC runs?

I have researched and looked at previous posts in different forums, etc and did manage to get the phone number. Although the post was from 2 years ago so I am not sure if the number is still valid.

But yea, do you simply schedule an appointment and walk in and go? What should I mention when I call them to schedule an appointment?

A pm would be wonderful and I do not expect super details since I am a newbie, but even a general description of the FCCC or the other "Condos" would be really wonderful.

Thank you very much,

LG[/QUOTE]I am VIP at both. They recycle the same girls every 6 weeks. Occasionally you will get a 10 at one of them that is fresh and new.

Goddamm Newbs. What do you mean what do you do? Are you serious? Go to the back of the line.

[QUOTE=Lets Go; 1859874]Hi,

I was just wondering how the FCCC runs?

I have researched and looked at previous posts in different forums, etc and did manage to get the phone number. Although the post was from 2 years ago so I am not sure if the number is still valid.

But yea, do you simply schedule an appointment and walk in and go? What should I mention when I call them to schedule an appointment?

A pm would be wonderful and I do not expect super details since I am a newbie, but even a general description of the FCCC or the other "Condos" would be really wonderful.

Thank you very much,

LG[/QUOTE]The phone numbers change from time to time. If you don't visit very often you can end up with an old number. The members here don't like to pass that info along to newbies. I haven't been in a couple years, since I started working a new job, so there is a good chance the numbers I have are out of date. If I asked someone for the updated number, I doubt they would have a problem passing it along. Take the time to establish yourself as a trusted member of this community and you will get better intel.

Overall it works the same as a BP girl. You call, schedule time, they give address, you call when outside, they give unit number, you go up. Call the number you have and see if it is valid. That is the best way to start. If it isn't valid, you will have to find some other providers to report on and build your board reputation.

[QUOTE=Skirite Hound;1861832]I just called M&M in Franconia. They are open every day. Plus my favorite, June, is there this weekend.[/QUOTE]How often does June work at M&M? There used to be a girl named June at BKY several months back and she gave a great massage. Just wondering if this might be the same girl.

[QUOTE=Jicks;1813055]I'm surprised you were not able to get a single thing, were you looking inside airport.[/QUOTE]A guy with 4 comments. 3 questions, and 0 reviews has no business knocking a visiting senior.

I appreciate all of the info that's been shared on the board here. I've been lurking for a while because whenever I get around to posting, I figure what I have is stale. Well, I found myself in the outer suburbs visited the Cosmos, not far from the River and TOFTT.

Bottom line, decent massage, no HE, probably exacerbated by some noob mistakes.

First thing I notice, the bell is at the outer door and the door is locked. Ring, door opens. No inner door. Ok. Acting MMS also doing the massage. Says she only has time for a half, collected house fee, and left for me to get ready. Se asks if I'd been there before. I said no but that I'd been to other similar places. Oops. Massage was pretty good. Better than your average AMP, for sure. Several different techniques, back walk, etc. Hot towel on back while she worked on the legs. Felt good but no tease. 20 mins in, door rings, she leaves to deal with it, comes back, finishes the time w " ok all done". No flip, no finish. Nt sure if I gave the wrong vibe or if it was the timing / interruption or what but it is what it is.

I appreciate all of the info that's been shared on the board here. I've been lurking for a while because whenever I get around to posting, I figure what I have is stale. Well, I found myself in the outer suburbs visited the Cosmos, not far from the River and TOFTT.

Bottom line, decent massage, no HE, probably exacerbated by some noob mistakes.

First thing I notice, the bell is at the outer door and the door is locked. Ring, door opens. No inner door. Ok. Acting MMS also doing the massage. Says she only has time for a half, collected house fee, and left for me to get ready. Se asks if I'd been there before. I said no but that I'd been to other similar places. Oops. Massage was pretty good. Better than your average AMP, for sure. Several different techniques, back walk, etc. Hot towel on back while she worked on the legs. Felt good but no tease. 20 mins in, door rings, she leaves to deal with it, comes back, finishes the time w " ok all done". No flip, no finish. Nt sure if I gave the wrong vibe or if it was the timing / interruption or what but it is what it is.

[QUOTE=Skirite Hound;1861832]I just called M&M in Franconia. They are open every day. Plus my favorite, June, is there this weekend.[/QUOTE]Good to know but when I went there the open sign was off and door locked. Maybe there we at lunch or something as it was around noonish time. No biggy for me, I went to rain flow saw may and had a wonderful time. No rush, no upsell or asking for money. Treated me well and had amazing massage. Others have inquired about there and I alway recommend it lately.

Will have to check out you June though.

The White house. Finally went there once I realized that they have more discrete parking behind the building. Got Amy, who's nothing much to look at, but nice, and gave a good good therapeutic massage, .6.

Nova standard .4, nothing special, no roaming although I think that's available for more. Massage part of the show, however, quite good and a low price.

Had a good time with May at rain as well last month.

However, went back to Rain again last week, May was off, and got a terrible lady, not fun at all, waste my money.

[QUOTE=Fatpig; 1867588]Good to know but when I went there the open sign was off and door locked. Maybe there we at lunch or something as it was around noonish time. No biggy for me, I went to rain flow saw may and had a wonderful time. No rush, no upsell or asking for money. Treated me well and had amazing massage. Others have inquired about there and I alway recommend it lately.

Will have to check out you June though.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JayHunt;1869490].and got a terrible lady, not fun at all, waste my money.[/QUOTE]Same experience here as well. Recently didn't my usual girl and got the bottom of the barrel at Rain. Some 40s chick named 'T', thin legs and husky upper. I though maybe a good massage out of this, I thought wrong. Her COPD made it very hard to understand what she was saying. Her hands were rough through and by the end the massage my skin felt a bit irritated. While working my other needs she actually got tired, stopped for a bit looked like she was about to cough but just got a breath and continued. Not bragging, just saying, winded for an uninspired finish.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;1861901]I checked out the new Capital Massage in Sterling, hoping pimples was still there. No luck. 50 something Chinese lady. I am still recovering from 2 months in Thailand (the clap), so I declined the special. But it is on the menu sure.[/QUOTE]I visited this place today. Wayyyyyyyy too much of visibility for a store front operation. Also, it seems like I was the only white guy patronizing the little strip mall LOL Tight parking as well, unless you park on the side of the group of stores. It's operated by the same crew from the two other Chinese places (near the old King Therapy and Angel Therapy). Asked for 30 min and got 15 min. And I doubt she changed the sheets neither when I was leaving. Paid 80 all together. She has good technique though.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;1872751]I visited this place today. Wayyyyyyyy too much of visibility for a store front operation. Also, it seems like I was the only white guy patronizing the little strip mall LOL Tight parking as well, unless you park on the side of the group of stores. It's operated by the same crew from the two other Chinese places (near the old King Therapy and Angel Therapy). Asked for 30 min and got 15 min. And I doubt she changed the sheets neither when I was leaving. Paid 80 all together. She has good technique though.[/QUOTE]Isn't Capitol on Glenn? I thought the one you're talking about is on Holly.

Tried this establishment again. Therapist is nice enough, but service is standard. Nice light touch massage, lots of teasing of the boys, which felt really good. On the flip I did my best to negotiate for more than standard service, even offered a ridiculous tip, but no go. She was very polite about it, so I did not push it. With the lack of options close by I will probably go back again because they are very friendly, but I will have to really need to relax. Everyone have a good weekend.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;1861901]I checked out the new Capital Massage in Sterling, hoping pimples was still there. No luck. 50 something Chinese lady. I am still recovering from 2 months in Thailand (the clap), so I declined the special. But it is on the menu sure.[/QUOTE]Who the hack is Pimples? LOL.

Some Chinese gal with Acne?

Whats so special about the Special?

PC out