Massage Parlor Reports

Visited Albertos on Eastern Ave last week. The facility is very nice and is located on the top floor or what looks like a legit business (not the upstairs bedroom of a house). Although the massage is more pricey than most places I've visited, the environment makes it worth while.

The provider was older, maybe early 40's with what appeared to be fake breasts. The massage was a bit disappointing and I'm positive it only lasted maybe 15 mins. Turnover options are available at a steep price.

PM for any additional details. Would repeat with a new provider.

AC

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1875953][blue]Yes, KingMountain, and ShawnMan are the same person. Some guys have nothing better to do than smear peanut butter on their balls, wear their grannies panties on their heads, and start fights on a pussy board. Best bet is to ignore them. Engaging trolls is what they look for. Lucky for me, I get to turn his response to this post into a TV / TS infraction.

Just add him to your ignore list.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]It was indeed "pointless, unproductive douchebaggery" and thanks.

[QUOTE=Qaz Wsx Edc;1875415]Hi I'm somewhat new in the area and haven't visited any of the local AMP yet, I live near Albertos anyone know anything about them? Worth a visit or no?[/QUOTE]No. It is not very good.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks;1875327]By the way, couldn't help but see you guys took up a whole page talking shit. Really! Don't feed the trolls.[/QUOTE]Well, now you can add me to the list that wishes you guys were all Gintonicrocks. Dude speaks some good sense.

Back to the hobby.

[QUOTE=Tae217;1873277]Went to DS spa after gathering some info on here and I must say that I am very thankful. Saw Mary last night and she is something special! I will be back to visit her very soon.[/QUOTE]Ass is a little bigger than I'd like, but it is shaped well and fits on top of my lap. She seems very new and innocent but eager to please.

[QUOTE=Qaz Wsx Edc;1875497]Hi I'm somewhat new in the area and live close to Albertos, anyone know anything about this place? Worth my time?[/QUOTE]X2 it is a place to avoid unless you want to be rubbed by a halmeoni.

Eleanor's is apparently under new management, new sign on door is New Life or something like that. .60 for massage, no extras on the menu. Massage concluded with 'OK, you done'. Was actually a decent massage, but I doubt I'll go back.

One of the most favored providers who worked in Baltimore very frequently is back at work maybe an hours drive from Baltimore. The spa is very nice and clean with a table shower.

I do not want to put her name up here in the open but she is using the name Yukie at this new spa. I will add this, she has a beautiful body, beautiful face and natural D cups. I went there on Sunday but didn't time my travel.

This woman was talked about frequently when she worked in the Towson area,

Seniors can PM me for the particulars.

Satya

Would not recommend this place. The first ad I saw advertised "Japanese" women and decided to take the plunge. It's located in a house in a wooden area on a back road. There are other houses and what looked like small industrial businesses around. Traveling at night would be very sketchy given it's slightly out of the way. Then again, some people might like that it's hidden.

Called the number to get the address, was asked to call again when I arrived. A Chinese woman in her late 30s / early 40s answered the door, she looked tired and less than interested. Given the way she dressed I assumed she'd also be the masseuse. I asked her about if there were any Japanese masseuses, but apparently she didn't understand enough English to answer. Asked to see the shower and was shown a small standup, not enough room for two people.

I decided there wasn't anything special and left.

The ad I first saw isn't up anymore, but this is what they have now. Obviously not the woman in the picture.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/wow-a-stunning-asian-cutie-sexy-and-first-time-baltimore-wow-24/8172115[/url]

A buddy sent me this-

[url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lost-wedding-band-lost-wedding-band-21/5341187[/url]

In case it is not clear, this is where he left it-

[url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amber-and-kimber-4hand-lunch-spcl-till-4pm-get-in-now-real-b00k-4348428-19/4810405[/url]

Ooooops!

There's a few spots in the Glen Burnie area. Any intel on any of them. Specifically B&A Road.

[QUOTE=Koolb;1878545]There's a few spots in the Glen Burnie area. Any intel on any of them. Specifically B&A Road.[/QUOTE]You have to give info before you get any, that is how it works. Also have you read the forum?

Visited DS earlier this week around lunch time. Not a fan of the parking and having to walk to the location as I like to get in and out as quickly as possible but everything was fine. Was lucky to see Mary. Wow she is a beauty. She spoke very good English was friendly and allowed me to do a few things I love doing. Only negative was not a great massage (not important) and was only in there for 30 min when I paid for a hour. Total damage $.7 Mary was probably the best looking girl I have ever been with. Thanks to all for the great info.

[QUOTE=Satya;1878713]You have to give info before you get any, that is how it works. Also have you read the forum?[/QUOTE]Fair enough. Still new to the game as well as the area.

I've read the forum for the past 3 months or so, not much info on my side of town.

[QUOTE=Koolb;1878545]There's a few spots in the Glen Burnie area. Any intel on any of them. Specifically B&A Road.[/QUOTE]I have to agree with Saty on this one. Read back, search, check out other threads. You don't have any status here, you need to put your big boy pants on and spend some money. After 1 or 2 trips, you'll know where to go and then you can share your experiences with the rest of us. (see RTFF).

GTR

[QUOTE=Satya; 1877444]One of the most favored providers who worked in Baltimore very frequently is back at work maybe an hours drive from Baltimore. The spa is very nice and clean with a table shower.

I do not want to put her name up here in the open but she is using the name Yukie at this new spa. I will add this, she has a beautiful body, beautiful face and natural D cups. I went there on Sunday but didn't time my travel.

This woman was talked about frequently when she worked in the Towson area,

Seniors can PM me for the particulars.

Satya[/QUOTE]I think I can give you her name and place of previous employment just by your description, however I can't give you her new location. Glad to see married life hasn't slowed you down.

GTR

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1879301]I think I can give you her name and place of previous employment just by your description, however I can't give you her new location. Glad to see married life hasn't slowed you down.

GTR[/QUOTE]I tried to provide just enough so that those who know would know.

[QUOTE=Stevecaton;1878876]Visited DS earlier this week around lunch time. Not a fan of the parking and having to walk to the location as I like to get in and out as quickly as possible but everything was fine. Was lucky to see Mary. Wow she is a beauty. She spoke very good English was friendly and allowed me to do a few things I love doing. Only negative was not a great massage (not important) and was only in there for 30 min when I paid for a hour. Total damage $.7 Mary was probably the best looking girl I have ever been with. Thanks to all for the great info.[/QUOTE]You are more than welcome.

[QUOTE=TDynasty; 1879497][url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pretty-face-sexy-body-100-real-24/8203315[/url]

Meet her in BWI hotel district. The pics are def not her or probably very old pics of her. I was desperate so did ss for. 6 looks are average I'll give her a 5/6. Services were a 6. She does have a nice personality but I wouldn't repeat bc I know there are better out there.

This is my first time posting here bc my first time mongering since I moved to the area a year ago. It seems the quality on BP is not what it use to be. I look forward to start posting more once I see an increase in quality.[/QUOTE]This is the massage parlor forum not back pages. Post on the proper forum next time OK?

[blue]Satya do you notice the button at the bottom left of his post that says "Report Post?" Please use it in the future.

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[QUOTE=Satya; 1877444]One of the most favored providers who worked in Baltimore very frequently is back at work maybe an hours drive from Baltimore. The spa is very nice and clean with a table shower.

I do not want to put her name up here in the open but she is using the name Yukie at this new spa. I will add this, she has a beautiful body, beautiful face and natural D cups. I went there on Sunday but didn't time my travel.

This woman was talked about frequently when she worked in the Towson area,

Seniors can PM me for the particulars.

Satya[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. It was very good to see her again. It's really not that far and a very nice place too.

Stopped by today because I had heard that something had changed and my late afternoon meeting hit a snag. (Oh shit!) The new place is simply called Suite C. Anyway up those steep 16 or 17 steps I trudged with bad knees and all. The top os the stairs was about 105 to 110 degrees +- with incredible humidity. Steam in the hallway was oppressive. Knocked on the door and a very well endowed lady answered. Lots and lots of tats, which is not at all my thing, but she seemed nice with a pretty face and. As I said, VERY well endowed. She told me that it was $$ for starters for an hour and $.6 for HH. I said that obviously you expect a tip and she just smiled. Out I went because it's too rich for my blood to play with someone whose tats are a torn-off to begin with. Just old fashioned, I guess, but I never understood why a pretty girl would "decorate" her body with lousy art. To each his / her own, I suppose, so I'll try not to judge anymore. I'll just vote with my feet.

Read good things. Also read it was hard to find Suite B1, so I called while walking up one evening. Person on phone named people working, and I was excited when that short list included Mary. In fact, person ended call by instructing me to "ask for Mary." When I arrived at door literally 1-2 minutes later, I asked for Mary. Was told she was busy. Then was told she had a headache. Then was told that she was done for the night, because she had travel upcoming.

In short, I have only read good things about DS.

Totally fake ad. In reality Selena Spice [url]http://selenaspice.********.com/[/url]

However, when I asked if she could give me her real picture she called me a Hispanic shit.

Here is the BP site. Obviously stay away. [url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/3013384090-new-unrused-frendy-erotic-sexylatin-carribean-24/8015828[/url]

I don't read the MP forum very much, but I can say that there are more than just a few reports on the 2 AMP's on B&A and the other two, that I'm aware of in GB. If you can't find anything using the search thread feature, bust open the piggy bank and pay a visit. Good, bad, or even indifferent, I'm sure that all of the members would appreciate your findings, and it would get you more of the cred you need to ask such questions. MW.

[QUOTE=Koolb; 1879169]Fair enough. Still new to the game as well as the area.

I've read the forum for the past 3 months or so, not much info on my side of town.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Elibom;1880345]Stopped by today because I had heard that something had changed and my late afternoon meeting hit a snag. (Oh shit!) The new place is simply called Suite C. Anyway up those steep 16 or 17 steps I trudged with bad knees and all. The top os the stairs was about 105 to 110 degrees +- with incredible humidity. Steam in the hallway was oppressive. Knocked on the door and a very well endowed lady answered. Lots and lots of tats, which is not at all my thing, but she seemed nice with a pretty face and. As I said, VERY well endowed. She told me that it was $$ for starters for an hour and $.6 for HH. I said that obviously you expect a tip and she just smiled. Out I went because it's too rich for my blood to play with someone whose tats are a torn-off to begin with. Just old fashioned, I guess, but I never understood why a pretty girl would "decorate" her body with lousy art. To each his / her own, I suppose, so I'll try not to judge anymore. I'll just vote with my feet.[/QUOTE]Remember that PM you sent me thanking me for my real reviews and saying you owe me one? I sent you a PM asking that you post here that they are true and correct. I haven't seen it yet. Now would be a good time.

[QUOTE=Marcus Weiner;1880816]I don't read the MP forum very much, but I can say that there are more than just a few reports on the 2 AMP's on B&A and the other two, that I'm aware of in GB. If you can't find anything using the search thread feature, bust open the piggy bank and pay a visit. Good, bad, or even indifferent, I'm sure that all of the members would appreciate your findings, and it would get you more of the cred you need to ask such questions. MW.[/QUOTE]The honesty is appreciated. No one likes to waste time or money though. I've learned quick to just rtff!

[QUOTE=KingMountain;1881035]Remember that PM you sent me thanking me for my real reviews and saying you owe me one? I sent you a PM asking that you post here that they are true and correct. I haven't seen it yet. Now would be a good time.[/QUOTE]You absolutely right, King, so here it is. After reading and verifying much of what King has written I have found his information to be more reliable than many of the posts. Thank you, King, for reminding me. Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=Elibom;1881572]You absolutely right, King, so here it is. After reading and verifying much of what King has written I have found his information to be more reliable than many of the posts. Thank you, King, for reminding me. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]Yeah, right. Lot of guys need that.

Both here and elsewhere. Is there any reason why? What is your specific interest with DS / RL?

[QUOTE=Xsham;1881847]Both here and elsewhere. Is there any reason why? What is your specific interest with DS / RL?[/QUOTE]Opinions are worthless but open and honest verified reviews here and elsewhere benefit everyone. Capacity to comprehend? Was at TK last week and I had a great session. And so did she if I may say so. For those of you who are secure enough to handle the truth, PM me.

[QUOTE=KingMountain;1881921]Opinions are worthless but open and honest verified reviews here and elsewhere benefit everyone. Capacity to comprehend? Was at TK last week and I had a great session. And so did she if I may say so. For those of you who are secure enough to handle the truth, PM me.[/QUOTE]Time for me to use the ignore option.

This place is reopened and calling itself Thai Spa now. Had a provider there from Hong Kong named Coco yesterday. Services same as usual.

RnR

[QUOTE=Elibom;1880345]Stopped by today because I had heard that something had changed and my late afternoon meeting hit a snag. (Oh shit!) The new place is simply called Suite C. Anyway up those steep 16 or 17 steps I trudged with bad knees and all. The top os the stairs was about 105 to 110 degrees +- with incredible humidity. Steam in the hallway was oppressive. Knocked on the door and a very well endowed lady answered. Lots and lots of tats, which is not at all my thing, but she seemed nice with a pretty face and. As I said, VERY well endowed. She told me that it was $$ for starters for an hour and $.6 for HH. I said that obviously you expect a tip and she just smiled. Out I went because it's too rich for my blood to play with someone whose tats are a torn-off to begin with. Just old fashioned, I guess, but I never understood why a pretty girl would "decorate" her body with lousy art. To each his / her own, I suppose, so I'll try not to judge anymore. I'll just vote with my feet.[/QUOTE]This is the old spa that used to be located on the basement below B&B in Catonsville.

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Made a visit. Sorry I did. Should have listened to my feet and not my head. Looks and rub. Marginal at BEST.

[QUOTE=Elibom;1880345]Stopped by today because I had heard that something had changed and my late afternoon meeting hit a snag. (Oh shit!) The new place is simply called Suite C. Anyway up those steep 16 or 17 steps I trudged with bad knees and all. The top os the stairs was about 105 to 110 degrees +- with incredible humidity. Steam in the hallway was oppressive. Knocked on the door and a very well endowed lady answered. Lots and lots of tats, which is not at all my thing, but she seemed nice with a pretty face and. As I said, VERY well endowed. She told me that it was $$ for starters for an hour and $.6 for HH. I said that obviously you expect a tip and she just smiled. Out I went because it's too rich for my blood to play with someone whose tats are a torn-off to begin with. Just old fashioned, I guess, but I never understood why a pretty girl would "decorate" her body with lousy art. To each his / her own, I suppose, so I'll try not to judge anymore. I'll just vote with my feet.[/QUOTE]Hey Eli, I agree 100. I just don't understand why young people (and some old ones as well) desecrate their bodies with tattoos. Can you imagine an old folks' home 20, 30, 40 years from now? A bunch of wrinkled old men and women sitting around with tattoos all over their bodies. Disgusting image for me.

My dear old mother always taught me that tattoos were a horrible desecration of a person's body. I have always remembered that. I chose to disregard her advice not to have any truck with prostitutes. But I have honored her advice on tattoos.

LexLuther

Missed the experience. Return to chk out. Was a good visit. Empty. They said it was really slow and it looked it. Be safe.

[QUOTE=Firefly2010;1883417]Made a visit. Sorry I did. Should have listened to my feet and not my head. Looks and rub. Marginal at BEST.[/QUOTE]Did you leave happy?

Driving down Harford Road today about 2pm or so and saw two police officers standing outside 7120. I hope there was not another robbery.

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1883596]Hey Eli, I agree 100. I just don't understand why young people (and some old ones as well) desecrate their bodies with tattoos. Can you imagine an old folks' home 20, 30, 40 years from now? A bunch of wrinkled old men and women sitting around with tattoos all over their bodies. Disgusting image for me.

My dear old mother always taught me that tattoos were a horrible desecration of a person's body. I have always remembered that. I chose to disregard her advice not to have any truck with prostitutes. But I have honored her advice on tattoos.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]A Little tattoo can be cute, but when a girl turns her body into a work of art it can be too much. Also, you can't always believe what grandmothers say; I've been working out with 'Lefty' for years and I still have not gone blind! LOL