Massage Parlor Reports

So I went back today to see if the last one was available, she was busy but the girl who was vacuuming the lobby was available. I thought about bouncing, but reconsidered and figured I'd get a massage and an old-fashioned. This one says her name is YoYo. I gave her some fake made-up name (Marty, I think) and she asked twice if I wanted a shower after paying for the hour. OK, why not. She is maybe a 4 on looks, 5 on body, 8 on attitude. Shower was thorough and almost clinical. She worked my ass like she was going to find a quarter up there, way too much. Shower took a good 12 minutes. Back to the room, start the massage, it was OK, a little mechanical. At one point, I think she tried to stick her elbow up my ass. Toward the end of the massage, she did the "walking on the back" thing, nearly fucking destroyed me. I'm 5'9" 190, she's probably 140, and she was using all her weight. I was fighting off the assault when I finally gave a loud grunt, she asked "You OK?" I said "Yer a little heavy". That didn't stop her. She stomped around for another minute or so before practically falling off and pretending it was a controlled dismount. She whispered something in my ear in Mandarin that meant either "you flip over" or "now you die", I flipped and hoped for the best. Negotiation started, I didn't want anything more than the old-fashioned with her top off, she want $$$ for boom boom, I said ". 8, get naked, hand" before long she said "OK $. 3 for everything". Fuck, I can't pass up a good deal. "Fine, everything. " A few minutes of good Russian with her average C-cups, decent oral application of the cover. Main event started with CG, hey she's actually pretty good at this, a couple minutes then flip to side-by-side, then finish in mish on the table. Actually a decent performance. Will I repeat? Not with this one.

[QUOTE=RodStewart;6564903]So I went back today to see if the last one was available, she was busy but the girl who was vacuuming the lobby was available. I thought about bouncing, but reconsidered and figured I'd get a massage and an old-fashioned. This one says her name is YoYo. I gave her some fake made-up name (Marty, I think) and she asked twice if I wanted a shower after paying for the hour. OK, why not. She is maybe a 4 on looks, 5 on body, 8 on attitude. Shower was thorough and almost clinical. She worked my ass like she was going to find a quarter up there, way too much. Shower took a good 12 minutes. Back to the room, start the massage, it was OK, a little mechanical. At one point, I think she tried to stick her elbow up my ass. Toward the end of the massage, she did the "walking on the back" thing, nearly fucking destroyed me. I'm 5'9" 190, she's probably 140, and she was using all her weight. I was fighting off the assault when I finally gave a loud grunt, she asked "You OK?" I said "Yer a little heavy". That didn't stop her. She stomped around for another minute or so before practically falling off and pretending it was a controlled dismount. She whispered something in my ear in Mandarin that meant either "you flip over" or "now you die", I flipped and hoped for the best. Negotiation started, I didn't want anything more than the old-fashioned with her top off, she want $$$ for boom boom, I said ". 8, get naked, hand" before long she said "OK $. 3 for everything". Fuck, I can't pass up a good deal. "Fine, everything. " A few minutes of good Russian with her average C-cups, decent oral application of the cover. Main event started with CG, hey she's actually pretty good at this, a couple minutes then flip to side-by-side, then finish in mish on the table. Actually a decent performance. Will I repeat? Not with this one.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. That was funny. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=RodStewart;6564903]So I went back today to see if the last one was available, she was busy but the girl who was vacuuming the lobby was available. I thought about bouncing, but reconsidered and figured I'd get a massage and an old-fashioned. This one says her name is YoYo. I gave her some fake made-up name (Marty, I think) and she asked twice if I wanted a shower after paying for the hour. OK, why not. She is maybe a 4 on looks, 5 on body, 8 on attitude. Shower was thorough and almost clinical. She worked my ass like she was going to find a quarter up there, way too much. Shower took a good 12 minutes. Back to the room, start the massage, it was OK, a little mechanical. At one point, I think she tried to stick her elbow up my ass. Toward the end of the massage, she did the "walking on the back" thing, nearly fucking destroyed me. I'm 5'9" 190, she's probably 140, and she was using all her weight. I was fighting off the assault when I finally gave a loud grunt, she asked "You OK?" I said "Yer a little heavy". That didn't stop her. She stomped around for another minute or so before practically falling off and pretending it was a controlled dismount. She whispered something in my ear in Mandarin that meant either "you flip over" or "now you die", I flipped and hoped for the best. Negotiation started, I didn't want anything more than the old-fashioned with her top off, she want $$$ for boom boom, I said ". 8, get naked, hand" before long she said "OK $. 3 for everything". Fuck, I can't pass up a good deal. "Fine, everything. " A few minutes of good Russian with her average C-cups, decent oral application of the cover. Main event started with CG, hey she's actually pretty good at this, a couple minutes then flip to side-by-side, then finish in mish on the table. Actually a decent performance. Will I repeat? Not with this one.[/QUOTE]Hey brother! While I always appreciate a quality review, I thoroughly enjoy a well written, detailed and laugh out loud review!

I literally spit out my coffee! Thanks for the info AND the entertainment! I read the Sarasota and Bradenton boards as the cross over is a no brainer, while keeping an eye on StPete as well. But damn if all your reviews are this good I'll be reading Ft Myers too! Thanks!

Anyone check this place out yet?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/sarasota/massage/asian/941-806-9721--grand-openingswe/104029245524[/URL]

[QUOTE=SullyTheMonste;6570125]Anyone check this place out yet?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/sarasota/massage/asian/941-806-9721--grand-openingswe/104029245524[/URL][/QUOTE]Isn't that Lavender Spa?

[QUOTE=RickJohn;6570310]Isn't that Lavender Spa?[/QUOTE]Yeah that's Lavender. I visited Lilly last week. Not bad but nothing too exciting either. She's a nice spinner in her 40's. I'd repeat when in the area.

I see they have advertising Nuru w / BBFS. Anyone get this or do you think it's bait and switch. I'm wondering if the girls even know what's being advertised. Sometime its hard to communicate and they don't like taking about the extras, just charades. I'm wondering what the charade would be for Nuru / BBFS.

[QUOTE=RickJohn;6572274] I'm wondering what the charade would be for Nuru / BBFS.[/QUOTE]Pretend to peel a banana then throw the skin on the floor? LOL.

[QUOTE=Slammer333;6571941]Yeah that's Lavender. I visited Lilly last week. Not bad but nothing too exciting either. She's a nice spinner in her 40's. I'd repeat when in the area.[/QUOTE]What there is grand? It's been around with average talent for the longest.

[QUOTE=YellowJacket;6554821]I'm convinced that the hot gals have all left for the most part in the Sarasota area. Recently visited jade on BR and two providers there both whom I have never seen there. Older visibly looked 60 and bodies showed it. Left.

Was going to stop at Blue ocean and lot was full, so I assume so we're the gals twats inside. Of note here a large white unmarked van was in the lot which also makes me nervous.

Ended up at an old reliable. Lavender. Lilly is beautiful, I'm not sure on her age she must be 40's or 50's but her body is flawless with cute b cups. Paid the hour and my full buck 80 donation up front. Had a Fantastic thorough table shower, back to the room for light massage. On the flip she is already naked. I always provide my own condom as I'm on the larger size so I prefer a special brand. Skyn Elite Large is nice if anyone is interested.

She did CBJ and then on top for some reverse cow girl, the. Standing doggy, she said she needed to lay down after that position. Finished in missionary and blew in the bag. She has a tight tight kitty and it convulsed and pulsated all over my cock at the end. All in all she is the best in Sarasota. Feel Free to PM me.[/QUOTE]You can take Jade off your list. Two older providers. One with bad attitude; the other is nice but you have to write the word 'Front' on her. The big problem is the building has a terrible smell of mold. The whole place needs to be remediated. You don't want to breath that.

[QUOTE=RickJohn;6572274]I see they have advertising Nuru w / BBFS. Anyone get this or do you think it's bait and switch. I'm wondering if the girls even know what's being advertised. Sometime its hard to communicate and they don't like taking about the extras, just charades. I'm wondering what the charade would be for Nuru / BBFS.[/QUOTE]I can confirm. My pal experienced both BBBJ and nuru with some ass tongue ass well. He paid 200 upfront after the hour house fee. Magic word was nuru.

I just came back from a visit with CoCo. Great massage and was offered CBJ for $ and FS for $$ I opted for the CBJ which also got me 69. Ask for CoCo and tell her Rich sent you.

Quality at Zen Massage has really declined. A provider named Lisa had been there for a long time and she was a fun gal. But now apparently she's gone. Lady there now is named Amy. She doesn't try to connect and is uncooperative. Can't recommend.

[QUOTE=YellowJacket;6573028]I can confirm. My pal experienced both BBBJ and nuru with some ass tongue ass well. He paid 200 upfront after the hour house fee. Magic word was nuru.[/QUOTE]My plumber went yesterday for some pre storm stress relief. Mimi was the only one working as they were expecting a slow day and gave the other girl a day off. Paid house plus $$ upfront. She immediately got naked and took him to table shower. Lots of TIA and BBJ in shower. Back to room and fucked her face in multiple positions. Then fucked CFS. Finished BBJ CIM. No massage as another customer was arriving. New girls every month. Bummed this one will be going to Orlando. Tight body, nice B cups. Very enthusiastic. Wish the entrance was more private. There is a back door that's open sometimes.

Was down in Sarasota last week and scheduled some time with her. I recall someone mentioning she was "mean", and I have to agree with that observation. Even though the price is great, she's a butterface and very mechanical and not open to much touching. Definitely will not repeat, but as always YMMV.