Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6468396]Dropped by a few spots today to see if any new "beginning of the month" girls are here. Looks like most start tomorrow, but there was a new girl at Goddess FedWay.

She's thin, prolly late 30's early 40's, small chest, pretty-ish with perfect English with zero accent. Zero smiles. I was polite and friendly as I normally am. She was not. She refused to tell me her name. She asked why I was coming by now if I didn't want a massage until later. I told the truth and said I was on my way to work and wanted to see who was working to decide where I'll get my after-work massage. She said in a very rude tone: "how it works is you come by when you're ready for a massage and you get whoever is available. It might be me, it might be someone else. ".

I thanked her for "telling me how it works" and politely excused myself.

My experience has been that if they don't smile at all during the greeting and come across rude at first, it won't get better and the service will suck.

If anyone sees her, please let us know her name and then you can tell me how right I was. LOL.[/QUOTE]I'm hearing confirmation that the new thin and perfect-English speaking provider at Goddess is a terrible visit. Wants 250 all in and just lays there.

Just remember:

If they're cold, unwelcoming, or unfriendly in "attract mode" I can guarantee they won't suddenly turn into a sweetheart during a massage.

You have the money.

You have the power.

Walk (politely and respectfully) if you don't feel like she's legitimately happy you're there. You're paying for the fantasy. You deserve to get it.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6478210]I'm hearing confirmation that the new thin and perfect-English speaking provider at Goddess is a terrible visit. Wants 250 all in and just lays there.

Just remember:

If they're cold, unwelcoming, or unfriendly in "attract mode" I can guarantee they won't suddenly turn into a sweetheart during a massage.

You have the money.

You have the power.

Walk (politely and respectfully) if you don't feel like she's legitimately happy you're there. You're paying for the fantasy. You deserve to get it.[/QUOTE]That's great advice my friend. If enough of us do that they will hopefully get the message.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6478203]How much gets a good visit without them complaining about tips?[/QUOTE]Sorry for the delayed response, I have been out of town all week.

I usually dont discuss pricing, but it is within industry standards. I do believe you get what you pay for and I dont mind paying extra for quality service. They all know me very well, so they never squawk when I put the money down. As you have stated, we have the money, we have the power.

Amy's gone from Lulu FedWay. Apparently went to help a friend's spa back home.

Angela (formerly of Pinee) is at Lulu today and a new girl comes Monday. If I remember right, Angela had nice big boobs.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6478573]Amy's gone from Lulu FedWay. Apparently went to help a friend's spa back home.

Angela (formerly of Pinee) is at Lulu today and a new girl comes Monday. If I remember right, Angela had nice big boobs.[/QUOTE]I confirmed with NY Angela (who was at Lotus) that this is a different Angela than her.

Sunday morning is my favorite hobby time. Shoppes are quiet and the girls motivated.

Didn't do an exhaustive sweep, but popped in a few places.

Alice: Sophia, a very pretty spinner MILF.

Lilac (Lavender): Auntie Lydia. No thanks.

99: Tall thin MILF Sasa. Other girl was short and chubby and attitude.

Mi: Short chubby auntie. So much attitude. Got angry and said I have come and left two times! Don't worry. I won't be back.

Jasmine: Kk.

Lulu: New Angela (she was busy), Nana and Lilly. Yes Lilly carries a little extra around the middle but her face is beautiful and her service tops.

I ended up elsewhere with a girl who's been reviewed here by a few and who gets pretty average reviews. For whatever reason, our visits are far from average and she doesn't want me talking about them. We skip the massage altogether and it's a solid hour of extreme enthusiasm. I'm not going to mess that up.

Hobby safe, hobby bros.

P.S. To the hobbyist out there shit-talking me: grow some balls and reply to my posts if you don't like my intel. When you whine about it in private you're no better than Honestone and FaroutAdventur. This isn't a boys' club. This is a men's forum. You're being a bigger pussy than the wizard's sleeve on Kirkland Chloe.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6479624]Sunday morning is my favorite hobby time. Shoppes are quiet and the girls motivated.

Didn't do an exhaustive sweep, but popped in a few places.

Alice: Sophia, a very pretty spinner MILF.

Lilac (Lavender): Auntie Lydia. No thanks.

99: Tall thin MILF Sasa. Other girl was short and chubby and attitude.

Mi: Short chubby auntie. So much attitude. Got angry and said I have come and left two times! Don't worry. I won't be back.

Jasmine: Kk.

Lulu: New Angela (she was busy), Nana and Lilly. Yes Lilly carries a little extra around the middle but her face is beautiful and her service tops.

I ended up elsewhere with a girl who's been reviewed here by a few and who gets pretty average reviews. For whatever reason, our visits are far from average and she doesn't want me talking about them. We skip the massage altogether and it's a solid hour of extreme enthusiasm. I'm not going to mess that up.

Hobby safe, hobby bros.

P.S. To the hobbyist out there shit-talking me: grow some balls and reply to my posts if you don't like my intel. When you whine about it in private you're no better than Honestone and FaroutAdventur. This isn't a boys' club. This is a men's forum. You're being a bigger pussy than the wizard's sleeve on Kirkland Chloe.[/QUOTE]It's annoying when you go off and give us great insight even more annoying when I read your shit and go spend my money.

Like Lilly at lulu a couple days ago or Angela at lulu today.

Seriously though what a beautiful and pleasure minded lady.

0 English but I kinda like that. Completely drained me.

I will be visiting Angela very often now.

All in all thanks for the work you put in.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6479624]Sunday morning is my favorite hobby time. Shoppes are quiet and the girls motivated.

Didn't do an exhaustive sweep, but popped in a few places.

Alice: Sophia, a very pretty spinner MILF.

Lilac (Lavender): Auntie Lydia. No thanks.

99: Tall thin MILF Sasa. Other girl was short and chubby and attitude.

Mi: Short chubby auntie. So much attitude. Got angry and said I have come and left two times! Don't worry. I won't be back.

Jasmine: Kk.

Lulu: New Angela (she was busy), Nana and Lilly. Yes Lilly carries a little extra around the middle but her face is beautiful and her service tops.

I ended up elsewhere with a girl who's been reviewed here by a few and who gets pretty average reviews. For whatever reason, our visits are far from average and she doesn't want me talking about them. We skip the massage altogether and it's a solid hour of extreme enthusiasm. I'm not going to mess that up.

Hobby safe, hobby bros.

P.S. To the hobbyist out there shit-talking me: grow some balls and reply to my posts if you don't like my intel. When you whine about it in private you're no better than Honestone and FaroutAdventur. This isn't a boys' club. This is a men's forum. You're being a bigger pussy than the wizard's sleeve on Kirkland Chloe.[/QUOTE]No ocean 3 Mia this time?

Located right on Mountain Hwy in Spanaway attached to a barber shop. Has a "house" feel to it. Standard CBJ / CFS setup and pricing (lame massage). Amy was working. Late 30's? Short, petite frame with large bolt-ons, tiny waist, shaved kitty, eraser nipples, and a nice plump ass. 4 Hands (one girl does the BJ and then the other one does the FS) is often offered here. $$$ should be enough and if you want it and they aren't too busy. 7/10 overall. I might return for a 4 hands experience when I get the itch.

Interesting development: Seems like a lot of providers are now named Amy or Wendy. When I started going to AMPs most providers were called CiCi or CoCo. LuLu has remained popular the whole time.

[QUOTE=ItalianSteel;6480918]Located right on Mountain Hwy in Spanaway attached to a barber shop. 4 Hands (one girl does the BJ and then the other one does the FS) is often offered here. $$$ should be enough and if you want it and they aren't too busy. 7/10 overall. [/QUOTE]And are most of the girls there hotties like Amy?

Just hung out with Cindy over there in Parkland. Massage was wack, she's not a nice body. Pretty transactional there. Might repeat.

[QUOTE=SkeletonKey6;6481536]And are most of the girls there hotties like Amy?[/QUOTE]Haven't seen girl on girl there, but if you desire it, just ask. I used to get 4 hands all the time in Seattle (International District) at various shops before the bust / closures in 2019. Never really saw this there either, but never asked. Also, Amy isn't a "hottie", she has a nice body, but is older her face isn't really that great. Pretty typical quality girls here as in most FS shops in Tac / Fed Way. It's all about the timing. If you want a notch up in consistent quality looks, try NB or Sunrise. Although I cannot tell you if 4 hands is available at either of those locations because it has never been offered, and I never asked.

Had a good visit with Angela at Lulu. She's a MILF. Pretty face, very slight mom evidence, fantastic big boobs.

She services you like a woman who knows what the f she is doing.

Good massage. Amazing translation-free oral skills and if you groom well and smell freshly showered, you might be surprised where her mouth and tongue go. Honestone would love her but he's banned from this shoppe. BLS was tops.

But the main event? Tight box with maybe the hardest kegels I've felt. Comparable to Sasa (currently at Magnolia Renton).

If you need them young and spinnery, Angela isn't your bag. But if you like slutty MILF hotties, she's as good as it gets.

Tell her "hi" from Big Monkey.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6482481]Had a good visit with Angela at Lulu. She's a MILF. Pretty face, very slight mom evidence, fantastic big boobs.

She services you like a woman who knows what the f she is doing.

Good massage. Amazing translation-free oral skills and if you groom well and smell freshly showered, you might be surprised where her mouth and tongue go. Honestone would love her but he's banned from this shoppe. BLS was tops.

But the main event? Tight box with maybe the hardest kegels I've felt. Comparable to Sasa (currently at Magnolia Renton).

If you need them young and spinnery, Angela isn't your bag. But if you like slutty MILF hotties, she's as good as it gets.

Tell her "hi" from Big Monkey.[/QUOTE]Where is LuLu?

[QUOTE=BackDoordRiver;6482672]Where is LuLu?[/QUOTE]I always use the names for the shoppes as they appear on RubMaps. Address, phone, and photos are there. Check Federal Way section.