Felt like I dodged a bullet.
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Had been taking a break from mongering for about a year, and decided to dip my toes back in the water while I was passing through the Glen Burnie area Sunday night.
Saw an ad for Ashley and decided to give her a try since she seemed to be close, and all things considered, the BBW thing is kinda of a turn-on for me, so we made some arrangements.
She quoted me $.2 for a BBBJ (which was all I was looking for) even though I thought it was a little bit on the high end, especially for a BBW, I figured "what the hell", it's close and I'm in the holiday spirit. As we are making our arrangements via text, she asks me to stop and grab her a gallon of water (kinda strange) and a pack of Newports. I'm usually not down with being an errand boy, but again, I figured "what the hell, we are about to become friends, so why not?
She sends me the address, and I start heading over, and pretty soon I find myself in the middle of a pretty seedy looking neighborhood. When I'm about 5 minutes away, I do as she has asked and send her a text telling her I am 5 minutes away. She then sends me a text saying something like "OK baby, park on the corner of this street and some other street, and come to the house".
Suddenly it dawns on me. "She" is telling me where to park, "She" knows I have at least $.2 in cash on me, and I'm walking up the street carrying a one gallon jug of water. WTF is wrong with me!
I'm actually quite ashamed to admit that it took me as long as it did to see the warning signs, but I attribute it to being out of the game for a while.
Now, I can't directly accuse anyone of anything, but once I realized the situation I was potentially walking into I texted her and said "I'm going to take a pass, thanks anyway, and got out of there. ("hey guys, there's going to be this white guy parking on the corner with $.2 in his pocket. You'll know its him because he going to be carrying a big jug. Go rob his ass! I might as well have been carrying a flag!
After that, she sent me a text and told me, I was wasting her time.
Like I said, no idea what was really going on, I may have missed out on the best BBBJ of my life, but it just gave me the heeby-jeebies and set my spidey-sense a-tingling'.
Stay safe out there fellas, you can't be too careful!