Massage Parlor Reports

Well, that's it. I'm done with baltimore. I've only been to one place 2 times. Both time's my little shell fisherman took all my money and gave it away:. 7 at the door, $ tip for a really hot looking korean. Jesus! She was so hot I couldn't control myself but in the end no FS? For all that money I got to dry hump her stomach. I felt Like I was back in high school. Korean massages are worst. (japanese are the best) Koreans massage parlor girls are too into themselves to please anyone else. I just want my money back.

[QUOTE=Oakee Boner]Well, that's it. I'm done with baltimore. I've only been to one place 2 times. Both time's my little shell fisherman took all my money and gave it away:. 7 at the door, $ tip for a really hot looking korean. Jesus! She was so hot I couldn't control myself but in the end no FS? For all that money I got to dry hump her stomach. I felt Like I was back in high school. Korean massages are worst. (japanese are the best) Koreans massage parlor girls are too into themselves to please anyone else. I just want my money back.[/QUOTE]


Exactly what or where are you talking about. Please try to make a little sense when posting a review, if that was a review?

[QUOTE=Oakee Boner]Koreans massage parlor girls are too into themselves to please anyone else.[/QUOTE]

Especially if they're really good looking, but not always. Good mongers learn to spot attitude fast and "next" the obvious bitches in a hurry. (You're too tall for me. Is anyone else available?) :)

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]Exactly what or where are you talking about. Please try to make a little sense when posting a review, if that was a review?[/QUOTE]

Judging by the post, attitude of provider and service, it sounds like a woman named Honey at Lily. They have used that name in the past with every third provider. This place keeps getting worse and worse. I remember when it was one of the better area AMPS. You won't catch me dead in that place.

[QUOTE=Bmore Slim]Judging by the post, attitude of provider and service, it sounds like a woman named Honey at Lily. They have used that name in the past with every third provider. This place keeps getting worse and worse. I remember when it was one of the better area AMPS. You won't catch me dead in that place.[/QUOTE]


Thank you for translating that. Yes Lilly's girls do simulate some services, sometimes well sometimes poorly.

Again, I appreciate you decifering the post.

Take care
BB

This morning I drove by B&B and saw a police car in the parking lot with the lights on. The officer was standing next to a car writing up a ticket. I hope they don't start harassing patrons like at ML.

[QUOTE=Md Jockey]This morning I drove by B&B and saw a police car in the parking lot with the lights on. The officer was standing next to a car writing up a ticket. I hope they don't start harassing patrons like at ML.[/QUOTE]That doesn't mean they were giving the ticket to patrons. Sometimes on 40 they'll pull a car off into a parking lot instead of being on the side of a busy street like 40. But, I hope not either, considering how often I go there.

[QUOTE=Md Jockey]This morning I drove by B&B and saw a police car in the parking lot with the lights on. The officer was standing next to a car writing up a ticket. I hope they don't start harassing patrons like at ML.[/QUOTE]I saw the same thing. As I was leaving B & B, I saw a guy pulled over right in front of the place. Being the inquisitive type, I had to take a good, hard look (hopefully not being noticed). The guy was only getting a ticket and it didn't appear that he was being hassled about being a B & B customer. It seems to be just a coincidence.

Massage was excellent by the way!

[QUOTE=What A Life]I saw the same thing. As I was leaving B & B, I saw a guy pulled over right in front of the place. Being the inquisitive type, I had to take a good, hard look (hopefully not being noticed). The guy was only getting a ticket and it didn't appear that he was being hassled about being a B & B customer. It seems to be just a coincidence.

Massage was excellent by the way![/QUOTE]I hope it was just a coincidence but it was enough to turn me away. I did a big loop but didnt see the patrol car/speed trap.

I was still hungry so I drove down the street to Uno's and saw 5 cars in the lot and one person waiting in front of the door.

I have seen Lynn's adds on Cl for years and just kept wondering what kind of body those nice titties would be on. Well I should have just kept wondering...She was short and stocky with an acne marked face. If she is 39 then she has had a rough 39 years. Her massage was actually pretty good and she gave a decent hand job. Doubt I will repeat. I miss Celeste from Royalty now more than ever.

B.D.

Went to JH last week, got a girl who said she was 26, maybe 5'3, Bs with a nice droop to them, a bit hairy even for my tastes. Said her name was Mary. I would not repeat, it was the worst massage Ive ever had. No pressure, no passion, the only "upside" was that the FS cost .80 instead of the usual 1, but even that wasn't worth it because she just laid there the whole time.

I need to find a new spot.

The place by the Moon. Went by last week but there were several guys standing out side so I left and came back in about an hour. They were still there so just left. Today, decided to give it another try, but same story.
Anyone know what's going on?? PM if u like.

Looks like Escape Spa left the Timonium area and headed west to Catonsville on Rt. 40 - a lot of good talent but not FS which works for me.

Any intel on Pamper Spa off of Bel Air Rd.?? Just one posting in the Forums and they were asking for intel as well a few months back. Rates are reasonable and they offer table showers - just like Absolute. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Firefly2010]Any intel on Pamper Spa off of Bel Air Rd.?? Just one posting in the Forums and they were asking for intel as well a few months back. Rates are reasonable and they offer table showers - just like Absolute. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]This is not an AMP, its an American Massage. I met two girls one is black her name is sky she escorts and the other is Jenn they are both nice. PM me for details.