Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Shopaholick; 1858218]Judging by the amount of reviews, or lack thereof for these AMPs, I think this is some info that not many will care about LOL. I know it doesn't make a diff to me. Anyway, these are some AMPs advertising $40 HF.

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Asia Spa. Their HF has been 40 for a long time like Roses. But ain't nobody got time for that. I clicked on this ad since it said 40 HF and when I saw that it was for ASpa I said fuck that shit.

[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/40-sweet-like-honey-try-once-u-will-love-best-blissful-relaxation-27/2424636[/url][/QUOTE]Asia Spa has been at that same location for long time, maybe over 10 years? With the poor service rating and lack of clients don't know how they lasted that long.

Got this link text to me looks good but in the mainland now.

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My friend had another fantastic session with Muni B2B table shower with deep BBBJ, was so good did not want to go to the room. In the room it was better balls sucking, rimming, more BBBJ deep throat, she lifts your ass up to give you a deeper DT. CFS full service, when he was about to come he rip off the cover CIM. Very nice body natuals see's friendly with a nice smile.

Alohaoe

I was at my friends place but I wanted to play so I excuse myself. Ventured to little hideaway around 11:15pm, haven't been there in over 4 yrs looking for Hoya / Emily / Candy fame and old friend (on vacation). No one on the couch nor in the kitchen so off I go with mama to the first room on the left (2?) in the hall. Hand her the HF and off she went, less than a minute she walks in Diane 5'7" not your typical Chinese provider, meatier w / natural C's a solid butt and a pretty smile on a cute face. She says, please get ready as she left the room, less than a minute she returns with her clutch bag of goodies and take her bra and panty off, takes my hand to the TS room. The usual, neck to feet soapy massage then then flip, she continues from neck but stops at Jr for a soapy HJ, all a while righ hand roaming her beautiful ass with no objections.

She says its time to go back to the room but stops as her cleans herself between her legs. In the room, she ask, massage first? 5 minutes straight massage but toward the end she first sits on my calves, pussy dry but soft, she then moves the massage up to my shoulders and she re positions herself with her pussy on my left cheek. When she moved to my right cheek I could feel a little wetness and she ask for true flip. I look to the head of the bed and I see the KY gel bottle and wrapped condom, this girl is a pro, she goes for a BBBJ with lots of spitting and hand combo.

I look down and ask if she wants to get ready too, without saying a word she spins to a 69 position, being of her size her pussy lips met mine without me having to strain my neck to lick her lips. 10 minutes later I ask tell her don't need lotion your natural juices says your ready, on goes the hat and the flip but I couldn't resist and dove my face back between her legs till the bed was soaked from her nector and my saliva. She tells me enough but as I lifted my head she pushed it back down for a screaming orgasm. As she was still cumming I put my cock on her pussy lips then she trusted herself onto JR. This girl is a fuck monkey and loves a good ol bang. At the first knock on the door she was on top of me for another earth shattering orgasm so. Know she didn't hear the knock. Turned over for doggy till I was about to cum. I tell her I'm ready and she turns, take the condom off for a BBBJ hand till she let me cum on her body. Warm towel the walkout and I give mama the thumbs up and thank you. Last hug and kiss from Diane and I was a happy camper, wow 12:20 I think mama knocked 3 times. Mama tells me Hoya return soon. My friends wanted me to come back and drink and talk story so I head back over to my friends place to drink, chat and have a good time together. Boy I'm tired.

L / 8. 5. I don't mind meaty girls (she hold her body well)

A / 10.

S / 9. Hat but all is good

[QUOTE=In the Mixx; 1860525]Got this link text to me looks good but in the mainland now.

[url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/an-exotic-mix-of-plain-hott-21/2561244[/url][/QUOTE]Interesting. That number is last known to be for Victoria Spa, and the ad is dated today.

[QUOTE=H Mobius;1861029]Interesting. That number is last known to be for Victoria Spa, and the ad is dated today.[/QUOTE]Yea I seen the same thing. Not sure but I the number is for CDS. [url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/china-doll-spa-fun-in-hawaii-20/4313590.[/url] I wonder is she planning or expected to come work there.

Any body called and inquired? Well if I call I will report back got add minutes to the burner phone.

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INDA

Just look at the CDS ad and the pic has been added to the current CDS ad. I gusset that answers my question.

INDA

[QUOTE=Inda719; 1861363]Just look at the CDS ad and the pic has been added to the current CDS ad. I gusset that answers my question.

INDA[/QUOTE]Hehe, I saw a new ad as well. Too bad one of the pics is 'borrowed', and is of the Master Bedroom at Mayflower :D

That's an interesting and large place, but I just always had bad luck with providers there.


Addendum: that link now leads to an ad with other pics

So I went to see Maya (she is Thai) because of some other cat's positive review and to get over my depression of K's recent unexpected retirement. Firstly, Maya is a very sweet woman. First time I have been at this place. Paradise is a very clean place in an old house on Beretania and actually has massage tables vice beds, so I guess they are a legit licensed MP. Anyway, after self shower (no table shower at this place) I hopped on the table. She started with a brief massage, but that's not what I was there for. After an LE check (come on, me? LOL) , I flipped over, and she removed her clothes. She does have a very nice and firm natural rack (I would say 34C) and a very firm meaty ass. She does have somewhat of a stomach, however, but not really that bad. Not much foreplay as she wouldn't allow DATY or FIV, so I was disappointed and really wanted to dive into that. It was awkward fucking her on the table. I placed her ass near the edge of the table in MISH and fucked her while I was standing up, but she wouldn't let me go hard and deep, so I put it in only half way the entire time. She came while I was fucking her as she was wildly massaging her clit. Next was DS, and that was a nice view of her firm ass as I was getting deeper into her. After five minutes in DS, she asked me to cum because too painful I guess, That turned me off, so I lost interest, pulled out and asked for a HJ. She's a former Las Vegas stripper (I'll bet she looked smokin hot 10 years ago) and admitted she is new to this business and needs to get acclimated to the AMP world. Go train her guys. I think she has good potential. Everything was covered.

Well little to much to drink and decided to try out a new place. Big mistake very big. Went by Roses and they were packed. Quick look up on the phone and see grand opening new staff at Hulas. So mistakenly I head over there instead of taking the walk of shame. Walk inside and take out is covering the table. Looks like it was dinner time at 11 at night. About a minute goes by and the mamasan walks in and calls the girls.

Two black chicks come in so what the hell. I seen Rose before at Rappongi but there was another one behind her. Instead of leaving I chose Lola and was escorted to the room. Paid the house fee .5 and was told she would be right with me. About 3 minutes go by and LoLa walks in. Looks nothing like what I saw a few minutes ago but she was behind rose. Chick looks pregnant but maybe its the drink and lightning. Should have left right then but I was drunk.

Asks have I ever been here before and I tell her no but aware of the rules. Not thinking I give her the 1. 5. Alcohol is a terrible drug. So I get undressed and she starts the covered blow job. Takes off her bra but not her panties, been down this road before a while ago. CBJ started to hurt like she's biting my dick so I tell her easy and thats enough. Only been about 5 minutes if that. Tell her we can start DS since I just wanted to see some ass.

That will be .5 more she says. Now my buzz is wearing off quickly. I look at her with clear eyes now. No way I'm paying .5 more when there are finer women out here then you. I pull the condom off and start getting dressed. Tell her to get the mamasan. Walkout the room after being there a total of 15 minutes. Tell mamasan I'm not pleased and she's trying to upsell me. Mamasan says she is new here. I careless if she's new I don't want to hear the that. She tells mamasan that we can finish and I tell her I'm not in the mood. Mamasan asks her what happened.

She says that she told me it would be more for what I wanted and would I be tipping. Then she says I started getting dressed acting like an asshole. What, called an asshole by a fat sloppy working girl. Now I'm heated. Mamasan says you can finish with her. Yeah right like I'm in the mood to deal with this. I'm reasonable, been here all of 17 minutes and about 5 minutes in the room with her. Give me back a 100 keep your house fee and I'm gone.

Mamasan says no refunds and you went in the room so no house fee. You kidding me I was in and out. Mamasan says I don't know if you cum or not. You must be kidding me. So I'm fucked out my money. Mamasan says theres nothing I can do and have a good night. Now my buzz is worn off. I tell her I will stand here all night telling every customer that comes through the door to leave.

Mamasan says she's going to call the cops on me. What the fuck, you give me a 3 to 4 minute BJ for 1. 5 and your going to call the cops on me. At this point I'm pissed but my fault for paying first, dealing with black girls, not to mention drinking. Will never go there again. Lost my high and screwed by a fat black chick out of my money and didn't even get screwed. Never ever go there again. Hope they close down, now that I'm sober can't believe what happened. Will never ever pay upfront don't care whats going on in my mind

Monger long enough and you will run into a number unprofessional professionals. They are everywere. That's why truth in this forum will save money. Thanks, eh for the heads up. No Hulas for me. Had the same kind of thing happen to me at MF with Sayumi-she suddenly said she was tired and just lay there-dead fish. Those AMPs behind Ala Moana hotel are also known for women who do the same upsell thing. Its not all good at AMPs, and the report by PoorMan is just a friendly reminder that shit happens.

Be careful out there its your hard earned money. Even at Rose a pro wanted extra tip for BBBJ, LOL. I told her to get out and send in another because most of them suck and swallow there. Stay sober and in control of your money. They are there to serve you.

[QUOTE=PoorMan2000; 1863831]Well little to much to drink and decided to try out a new place. Big mistake very big. Went by Roses and they were packed. Quick look up on the phone and see grand opening new staff at Hulas. So mistakenly I head over there instead of taking the walk of shame. Walk inside and take out is covering the table. Looks like it was dinner time at 11 at night. About a minute goes by and the mamasan walks in and calls the girls.

Two black chicks come in so what the hell. I seen Rose before at Rappongi but there was another one behind her. Instead of leaving I chose Lola and was escorted to the room. Paid the house fee. 5 and was told she would be right with me. About 3 minutes go by and LoLa walks in. Looks nothing like what I saw a few minutes ago but she was behind rose. Chick looks pregnant but maybe its the drink and lightning. Should have left right then but I was drunk.

Asks have I ever been here before and I tell her no but aware of the rules. Not thinking I give her the 1. 5. Alcohol is a terrible drug. So I get undressed and she starts the covered blow job. Takes off her bra but not her panties, been down this road before a while ago. CBJ started to hurt like she's biting my dick so I tell her easy and thats enough. Only been about 5 minutes if that. Tell her we can start DS since I just wanted to see some ass.

That will be. 5 more she says. Now my buzz is wearing off quickly. I look at her with clear eyes now. No way I'm paying. 5 more when there are finer women out here then you. I pull the condom off and start getting dressed. Tell her to get the mamasan. Walkout the room after being there a total of 15 minutes. Tell mamasan I'm not pleased and she's trying to upsell me. Mamasan says she is new here. I careless if she's new I don't want to hear the that. She tells mamasan that we can finish and I tell her I'm not in the mood. Mamasan asks her what happened.

She says that she told me it would be more for what I wanted and would I be tipping. Then she says I started getting dressed acting like an asshole. What, called an asshole by a fat sloppy working girl. Now I'm heated. Mamasan says you can finish with her. Yeah right like I'm in the mood to deal with this. I'm reasonable, been here all of 17 minutes and about 5 minutes in the room with her. Give me back a 100 keep your house fee and I'm gone.

Mamasan says no refunds and you went in the room so no house fee. You kidding me I was in and out. Mamasan says I don't know if you cum or not. You must be kidding me. So I'm fucked out my money. Mamasan says theres nothing I can do and have a good night. Now my buzz is worn off. I tell her I will stand here all night telling every customer that comes through the door to leave.

Mamasan says she's going to call the cops on me. What the fuck, you give me a 3 to 4 minute BJ for 1. 5 and your going to call the cops on me. At this point I'm pissed but my fault for paying first, dealing with black girls, not to mention drinking. Will never go there again. Lost my high and screwed by a fat black chick out of my money and didn't even get screwed. Never ever go there again. Hope they close down, now that I'm sober can't believe what happened. Will never ever pay upfront don't care whats going on in my mind[/QUOTE]Bro sorry to hear about your experience. But yeah, some girls don't get a good feeling dealing with drunk guys that come in, pound on them like there's no tomorrow, then end up short tipping them. That might be why she asked you for the money upfront. I have paid upfront before while drunk, and took a gamble (not here but at TS) and I was lucky that I ended up getting pretty great service. But next time just try to sober up a bit by drinking lots of water, and keep a bottle of mouthwash and eyedrops in the car so at least you don't smell or appear that drunk. Hope this helps.

Edit: forgot to add that the upswell in the room is fucked up, and I would have complained and left too.

[QUOTE=PoorMan2000; 1863831]Well little to much to drink and decided to try out a new place. Big mistake very big. Went by Roses and they were packed. Quick look up on the phone and see grand opening new staff at Hulas. So mistakenly I head over there instead of taking the walk of shame. Walk inside and take out is covering the table. Looks like it was dinner time at 11 at night. About a minute goes by and the mamasan walks in and calls the girls.

Two black chicks come in so what the hell. I seen Rose before at Rappongi but there was another one behind her. Instead of leaving I chose Lola and was escorted to the room. Paid the house fee. 5 and was told she would be right with me. About 3 minutes go by and LoLa walks in. Looks nothing like what I saw a few minutes ago but she was behind rose. Chick looks pregnant but maybe its the drink and lightning. Should have left right then but I was drunk.

Asks have I ever been here before and I tell her no but aware of the rules. Not thinking I give her the 1. 5. Alcohol is a terrible drug. So I get undressed and she starts the covered blow job. Takes off her bra but not her panties, been down this road before a while ago. CBJ started to hurt like she's biting my dick so I tell her easy and thats enough. Only been about 5 minutes if that. Tell her we can start DS since I just wanted to see some ass.

That will be. 5 more she says. Now my buzz is wearing off quickly. I look at her with clear eyes now. No way I'm paying. 5 more when there are finer women out here then you. I pull the condom off and start getting dressed. Tell her to get the mamasan. Walkout the room after being there a total of 15 minutes. Tell mamasan I'm not pleased and she's trying to upsell me. Mamasan says she is new here. I careless if she's new I don't want to hear the that. She tells mamasan that we can finish and I tell her I'm not in the mood. Mamasan asks her what happened.

She says that she told me it would be more for what I wanted and would I be tipping. Then she says I started getting dressed acting like an asshole. What, called an asshole by a fat sloppy working girl. Now I'm heated. Mamasan says you can finish with her. Yeah right like I'm in the mood to deal with this. I'm reasonable, been here all of 17 minutes and about 5 minutes in the room with her. Give me back a 100 keep your house fee and I'm gone.

Mamasan says no refunds and you went in the room so no house fee. You kidding me I was in and out. Mamasan says I don't know if you cum or not. You must be kidding me. So I'm fucked out my money. Mamasan says theres nothing I can do and have a good night. Now my buzz is worn off. I tell her I will stand here all night telling every customer that comes through the door to leave.

Mamasan says she's going to call the cops on me. What the fuck, you give me a 3 to 4 minute BJ for 1. 5 and your going to call the cops on me. At this point I'm pissed but my fault for paying first, dealing with black girls, not to mention drinking. Will never go there again. Lost my high and screwed by a fat black chick out of my money and didn't even get screwed. Never ever go there again. Hope they close down, now that I'm sober can't believe what happened. Will never ever pay upfront don't care whats going on in my mind[/QUOTE]I believe this is the girl you had that used to work out of Orchids. For some reason she believes she should charge $200 all the time but her service is not even average really. I was dumb once and gave her $200 because I was tired of Asian pussy and had a craving for some round black booty which she does have. Sooner or later she is going to learn that there is too much competition with better looks, service and attitude at $150 and she is hurting herself in the long run. She does suck pretty hard and I enjoyed the DS but looking back I overpayed for what I got. I don't think it was because you were drunk bro it's what she does with everyone. Sorry you had a bad time and thanks for sharing.

If it's not her than I will delete but am pretty sure you will confirm it is.

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Yeah thats her. Was pissed because I literally gave 200 away in less than 10 min. Never deal with a black girl again. Will never ever pay upfront period. Made me want to go off. Lesson learned dealing with raggedy black girls. The pics have to be a little old because she looks almost pregnant now. Bad night for me. Even when I have bad experiences and performance was supbar I still pay the norm and call it a loss. This time I felt straight robbed. Because I say I'm not paying the upsale and leaving you call me an asshole. Guess thats what happens when you pay first. Definitely stay away from Hulas, to many cleaner AMPs with way better choices. No more drinking and mongering for me

[QUOTE=PoorMan2000; 1863831]Well little to much to drink and decided to try out a new place. Big mistake very big. Went by Roses and they were packed. Quick look up on the phone and see grand opening new staff at Hulas. So mistakenly I head over there instead of taking the walk of shame. Walk inside and take out is covering the table. Looks like it was dinner time at 11 at night. About a minute goes by and the mamasan walks in and calls the girls.

Two black chicks come in so what the hell. I seen Rose before at Rappongi but there was another one behind her. Instead of leaving I chose Lola and was escorted to the room. Paid the house fee. 5 and was told she would be right with me. About 3 minutes go by and LoLa walks in. Looks nothing like what I saw a few minutes ago but she was behind rose. Chick looks pregnant but maybe its the drink and lightning. Should have left right then but I was drunk.

Asks have I ever been here before and I tell her no but aware of the rules. Not thinking I give her the 1. 5. Alcohol is a terrible drug. So I get undressed and she starts the covered blow job. Takes off her bra but not her panties, been down this road before a while ago. CBJ started to hurt like she's biting my dick so I tell her easy and thats enough. Only been about 5 minutes if that. Tell her we can start DS since I just wanted to see some ass.

That will be. 5 more she says. Now my buzz is wearing off quickly. I look at her with clear eyes now. No way I'm paying. 5 more when there are finer women out here then you. I pull the condom off and start getting dressed. Tell her to get the mamasan. Walkout the room after being there a total of 15 minutes. Tell mamasan I'm not pleased and she's trying to upsell me. Mamasan says she is new here. I careless if she's new I don't want to hear the that. She tells mamasan that we can finish and I tell her I'm not in the mood. Mamasan asks her what happened.

She says that she told me it would be more for what I wanted and would I be tipping. Then she says I started getting dressed acting like an asshole. What, called an asshole by a fat sloppy working girl. Now I'm heated. Mamasan says you can finish with her. Yeah right like I'm in the mood to deal with this. I'm reasonable, been here all of 17 minutes and about 5 minutes in the room with her. Give me back a 100 keep your house fee and I'm gone.

Mamasan says no refunds and you went in the room so no house fee. You kidding me I was in and out. Mamasan says I don't know if you cum or not. You must be kidding me. So I'm fucked out my money. Mamasan says theres nothing I can do and have a good night. Now my buzz is worn off. I tell her I will stand here all night telling every customer that comes through the door to leave.

Mamasan says she's going to call the cops on me. What the fuck, you give me a 3 to 4 minute BJ for 1. 5 and your going to call the cops on me. At this point I'm pissed but my fault for paying first, dealing with black girls, not to mention drinking. Will never go there again. Lost my high and screwed by a fat black chick out of my money and didn't even get screwed. Never ever go there again. Hope they close down, now that I'm sober can't believe what happened. Will never ever pay upfront don't care whats going on in my mind[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that bro, Hulas tried to do a bait and switch with the hot white girl in their BP ads. Instead of a hot white girl, they give me a fat white *****. At first glance I walked out of the room to get my HF from the mms. Good thing they cooperated cause I would fuck that place up, I was drunk so I had some aggression but I knew that the chick was uglier cause my beer goggles wasn't working. Well my situation wasn't as bad as yours but this kind of BS shouldn't happen. I hope Hulas shapes up cause if they keep treating us mongers negatively they will eventually go out of business.

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