Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jimmysixxx7;5500142]She looks mid 40's. I've seen her a couple times. I think her tits are a big for her body but whatever.[/QUOTE]Too big for her body? Can tits ever be too big?

[QUOTE=SeoulSea;5494770]On my way home from running some errands I decided to stop by sunshine. I read all the reviews of stella but was hoping maybe there would be someone else.

When I got in I was greeted by a pretty hot girl who was definitely on the younger side. Walked me to the room and I asked her name and it was Stella. I thought to myself maybe I should ask for someone else but she was hot enough I went through with it. I handed her $$ and then she asks for another. 6 for the room. I was like uhh but at this point my little head took over so I forked over $$. 6. Someone else rang the bell so she said she'd be back as I undressed. She comes back after a few minutes and puts a cover on and starts a CBJ. It felt pretty good for a CBJ but it literally only lasted maybe a minute before she got up and bent over for doggy. Doggy lasts maybe a minute too and then she switched to missionary. I'm trying to milk my time at this point cause I read all the reviews of her getting you in and out so I make sure to stop myself from finishing in missionary and ask if we can go back to doggy. She said okay but then said if I don't cum right now I'll have to tip another. 4 LOL. So I just pounded away in doggy real fast and finished.

So it was a quick stop in and out. Probably didn't last more than 10 minutes. She was really hot for an AMP lady but definitely not worth the $$. 6 for a rushed non gf service. Little head got the better of me.[/QUOTE]Yeap, I had the same experience with Stella on 7/31. She is Cambodian. Only there for 2 weeks. She also gave me her personal contact number at the end to personally text her for next time before she leaves.

But I am not going back. She did rush it. We had settled for 200 over text but when I showed up she asked for more like 60 to cover house fee. I told her I didn't have more so eventually she settled for more.

Stella was pretty face and upper body was nice but her rear is a little big. Personality sucked big time. I have been there before and I have met totally smoking hot chic. Kelly. Unfortunately she is long gone. She was simply the best in all areas of my experience there.

[QUOTE=MitchCor;5501951]Got some interesting new ones.

[URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/239512[/URL] - Mena. Hawaii area code?

[URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/240430[/URL][/QUOTE]If you image search on the photos in these ads, they're all taken from other sites. That, combined with the out-of-area phone numbers is enough for me to avoid. Please report back if you try them, though!

Oasis Renton Review.

I was here not long after they opened for the day and there were two upper 30's maybe? Or lower 40's Chinese women there talking when I came in and they both seemed pleasant enough and nice. One of them (the one I had hoped for) showed me to a room and I got undressed. She came in after me and brought me my 40 bucks change and I told her to leave it on the chair and she seemed to realize immediately she'd be getting a tip if she did what she knew I most likely wanted.

She was not too talkative and as well not overly talkative, it was just about the right amount. As far as looks she was about a 5 out of 10, maybe a 6, but no more than that.

Yes she wore a mask at the beginning but took it off later on when she came back in the room from answering the front door.

I did appreciate that she listened to me when I told her "too hard" (I had to do that a few times) as she was really getting crazy into my muscles and I wanted it lighter (and more sexier) and so that was cool she took the time to listen to me. I also liked that she turned down the waaay too loud music when I asked her to. I also liked that she didn't care I was stoned to hell haha and gave me water during and afterwards and a cookie lemon bar thing.

Okay, what I didn't like was that she seemed obsessed with my ass and my butthole (haha) for whatever reason I didn't know and overly concentrated around there for too long as my dick was like yelling at her "Ummm. Hello, are you EVER going to get to me" (Which she did eventually after what seemed like far too long a time).

She was pretty good at teasing but it (the teasing) didn't last too long as she got into really going to town on my dick the second half of the massage, a lttle too hard even, so I had to tell her lighter and mellow out and she did listen.

There was no sense of anything more available other than just a HE, and tip wise she was cool with 40 and didn't ask nor push for more than that.

Oh, by the way I heard the phone ring there like 4 times! while I was there and the door bell chime like three times as guys entered so you guys were also busy yesterday haha!

Would I go back? Nah, probably not. But she was actually better than the other Renton HE places I have been to recently but I'd still rather find an apartment massage at a decent price and convenient for me which I so far have been out of luck with.

One other thing is that as I was waiting for the bus to come a few minutes later (after walking out) these two police cars parked right near me, I mean like ten feet away, haha front to front so they could talk to each other and the cops kept looking at me I thought. But then, since I was stoned to hell I wasn't sure even if they were actually really looking at me or was I looking at them to see if they were looking at me haha?

Overall grade for Oasis: B- / C+.

Gents,

Looking for an Eastside gal that actually knows how to do a real massage. HE and / or other options are a bonus, but I really want good sports massage too.

Thanks in advance.

Heading south tomorrow and the search function shows nothing really newer than 2019. Important is a good ts, bonus is some taint and ass play. I don't mind some curves and like them busty. FS not required.

Thanks, happy mongering.

[QUOTE=Matt206;5498367]I went to champion on Roosevelt and was surprised by a young provider named Yumi who gave a decent massage, with teasing in the flip and quick negotiation for UTC access. Lots of body contact on the flip and whispering in the ear.

She had an great spinner body. I'd recommend if you want a decent massage with a HE. She said she's here for three months.[/QUOTE]I saw her yesterday, young and petite. Didn't have such a great experience though, below average massage and she seemed to be in not the best of moods and rushed me out.

[QUOTE=Lego19;5504879]I saw her yesterday, young and petite. Didn't have such a great experience though, below average massage and she seemed to be in not the best of moods and rushed me out.[/QUOTE]They typically have really cute girls that feel like they could pass for college students, but often bristle at any attempts for UTC. I haven't been back since Bella left for LA just because I had enough options that were more consistent.

I was cruising AA to see what was out this week. There was a lot of LE in the area and it didn't feel safe to pursue (although I didn't see anyone really getting arrested or harassed. Just a lot of presence).

I decided to try an MP, but I couldn't find reviews anywhere on the place next to Home Depot on AA. Decided to TOFTT.

Was greeted by a young woman in a short dress who led me back to the room. In the front foyer behind the security door there was some random guy sleeping on the couch. Really weird, but did not get a "run" vibe so I continued on.

She wanted to do 30 min, but I insisted on 60. I prepared and laid face down on the table. She did a soft / medium massage that was slow and sensual. It actually felt really fantastic. She did some teasing of the backside and the boys. At one point I raised my hips and she played with mr happy as well. She talked to much and was hard to understand with her broken English. I did learn she was half Japanese and half Chinese and was from Japan, but I didn't get her name as I don't live here and didn't know when I would be back.

I was just looking for a HE, but she was super aggressive in pushing for more (she was just out for more money). I should have stuck to my guns, but gave in for a BJ. She undressed and had some decent sized naturals for being such a small girl. She was pretty good at teasing and getting me worked up and she used a cover with the finish. She did suck on the boys and mr happy as part of her process.

There was still time left when she was done and she showed me she was shaved below. Not really sure why she did. There was still time on the clock and to her credit she continued to do a light massage with me still on my back. I have hyperthyroidism which has made me gain excess weight (recently discovered and working on the issue with medical professionals). The rest of the time she was making comments on me being fat and trying to get me to admit to eating too much and too many sweets (I actually heat a very healthy diet as I have been working controlling my weight on my own). She was extremely offensive and I asked her to stop talking. She continued. I don't know if she was trying to piss me off so I would leave early, but I just stopped interacting with her until the time was up.

On the way out the sleeping guy was still out cold on the couch (I can't imagine he is security because a family of elephants could have come through the room and he wouldn't have known). There was another provider coming back in and she looked like she probably had an amazing body under her clothes.

Best of luck and be safe out there!

Visited Eurotouch yesterday night around 12. Met with a late 40 provider. I asked for other provider and in came Mink. She was a 7/10 late 20's or early 30's provider. Asked for the table shower. Cannot complain on the service for the table shower. Back to the room. I mentioned about FS and made it upfront. She started with the massage and lots of tease and eventually went for the flip and a whole another level of worship. Before starting the FS I asked if she does BBFS. She complied eventually after agreeing for more tips. She was not a clock watcher for sure and gave me a good time. Overall charge was $$ . 8 including the house fee and the BBFS tips. Highly recommended.

Thanks for the info! I hope they're not jacking up their rates there. I've been going there for 20 ish years and never donated over $$ for BBFS It seems to be the industry standard at all the Lynnwood / Everett AMPs.

Stay safe,

-LCB.

[QUOTE=NightFuryAZ;5505168]Visited Eurotouch yesterday night around 12. Met with a late 40 provider. I asked for other provider and in came Mink. She was a 7/10 late 20's or early 30's provider. Asked for the table shower. Cannot complain on the service for the table shower. Back to the room. I mentioned about FS and made it upfront. She started with the massage and lots of tease and eventually went for the flip and a whole another level of worship. Before starting the FS I asked if she does BBFS. She complied eventually after agreeing for more tips. She was not a clock watcher for sure and gave me a good time. Overall charge was $$ . 8 including the house fee and the BBFS tips. Highly recommended.[/QUOTE]

Any leads on places in the north Seattle to Lynwood areas that have a table shower, decent massage and offer a HE?

[QUOTE=Efurufe;5487578]Anyone else notice the more explicit advertising from Yu Spa (across from Fred Meyer at 1st and Greenwood)?

They used to be HJ only, but I'm never sure what to think when the advertising is THAT explicit.

I'm thinking about checking it out tomorrow. Anyone been recently can confirm extras more than HJ?[/QUOTE]Looks like there is a brand new review of Yu Massage on RM. Can anyone read it? Just wondering what this place has turned into.

[QUOTE=SeattleAmpfan;5505973]Looks like there is a brand new review of Yu Massage on RM. Can anyone read it? Just wondering what this place has turned into.[/QUOTE]The review says it's a FS place now.

ET was busy, planned on seeing this Mink as was mentioned. Didn't want to be rushed so went over to Lake Serene. Saw Michelle. Great personality, bang'and body, lovely, 30's or 40's I'd guess. TS of course and quickly settled at the normal rates. Once back in the room right to business. Body on rub all over and with nips that you could hang a keychain on plus ample breasts. Natural, I was very pleased. On the flip she went right away to a 69 CBJ and enthusiastically let me finger bang her and play with her clit. Tight it was and likely FS would have been uncomfortable for her. Next time as I was pressed for time. A few stops and starts then as I gripped her ass and bit (very lightly) her ass she amped up and finished me off with a ccimbj. After hot towel clean up we got to, for me, the best part. I like to be scratched, not hard, painful, or marked. Just give me a back scratch.

Well she did on my arms, chest, legs, thighs. Everything. I teased her tits a little abd we joked about this and that. As I monger on I'm learning. She so far, hands down, my clear favorite. She's a professional, not pushy, fun to chat with, and takes care of business.

Lake Serene. Michelle, go there.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=SeattleAmpfan;5505973]Looks like there is a brand new review of Yu Massage on RM. Can anyone read it? Just wondering what this place has turned into.[/QUOTE]It says he got CBJ / CFS / FIV for $$:

[QUOTE=ReviewFromRubmaps]the location has recently changed management and the advertising has become very explicit in terms of what they offer. Being interested in a nuru/bodyslide, and based on the change of ownership, I had hoped to receive something more stimulating than the standard service.

I did not.

To be clear, the service provider was cute, her body pleasant, and her actual non-massage skills interesting enough, but no different than available at a half dozen locations within a mile of here.

Its not unpleasant, but its not a major change as mentioned in previous replies nor as indicated in the advertising.[/QUOTE]

Can anyone read the recent review of Lomi Lomi Spa & Massage in Mill Creek Annie? Appreciate!

[QUOTE=SeattleAmpfan;5505973]Looks like there is a brand new review of Yu Massage on RM. Can anyone read it? Just wondering what this place has turned into.[/QUOTE]I am not sure how long Yu massage is going to last. Check out their adds in Skip the Games. Their pictures make it too clear what they are offering.

What is the current line up of ladies at VIP and Lake Serene in Lynnwood / Everett?

Any favorites?

Do any ladies at either place provide a soapy body slide during TS, similar to ET?

I've noticed some new advertising for this place that looks promising. I have been there about a year ago and no HE.

Anybody been there lately though?

Seem like they may have changed for the better?

[QUOTE=NightFuryAZ;5505168]Visited Eurotouch yesterday night around 12. Met with a late 40 provider. I asked for other provider and in came Mink. She was a 7/10 late 20's or early 30's provider. Asked for the table shower. Cannot complain on the service for the table shower. Back to the room. I mentioned about FS and made it upfront. She started with the massage and lots of tease and eventually went for the flip and a whole another level of worship. Before starting the FS I asked if she does BBFS. She complied eventually after agreeing for more tips. She was not a clock watcher for sure and gave me a good time. Overall charge was $$ . 8 including the house fee and the BBFS tips. Highly recommended.[/QUOTE]280? Looks like you overpaid by 80. BBFS at ET should be 200 total, house fee already included.

[QUOTE=RockyKors;5507272]What is the current line up of ladies at VIP and Lake Serene in Lynnwood / Everett?

Any favorites?

Do any ladies at either place provide a soapy body slide during TS, similar to ET?[/QUOTE]See my post below. I saw Michelle.

[QUOTE=Lts2269;5286747]I know she's been talked about extensively in this thread, but nothing recently, best I can tell. I had the afternoon free and decided to see her this afternoon for the first time. I was greeted by an attractive albeit older lady. We greeted one another, and I paid. 6 for an hour. She left me to undress and lay down on the table.

I have to say, though I wasn't there for the massage, it was bad at best. But like I said, I wasn't there for the massage, so let's skip to the flip. As soon as I flipped she asked me what I would like and I said everything. $ and she gave a short pleasant BBBJ. After a few minutes she pulled out a cover. I mentioned it wasn't necessary, so she put it away and climbed up top. For a woman of her age she has a small tight frame and great tits. They didn't feel enhanced, but some of the bolt ons are extremely well done these days, so I could be wrong. She trims and felt really tight. Also really wet too which is a turn on. She can ride like a champ! Alas, she needed a break and asked me to change positions. Standing mish was next. I pounded away for a while until I unloaded deep in her. I will definitely repeat!

She said she opens at 9:00. Does anyone have luck getting her to open earlier? I'd like to stop in before heading to the office.[/QUOTE]Lena has been talked about a lot here and people refer to foot and body massage but if I google that the closest thing. I can find is Health Foot massage. I tried going here a month ago and was greeted by a man at the front door, I did not get any vibe that it was a FS spot. Is that the spot where you can find Lena or am I messing this up?

Anyone TOFFT there lately, their ads are definitely more suggestive.

[QUOTE=XCrossTownX;5507767]Lena has been talked about a lot here and people refer to foot and body massage but if I google that the closest thing. I can find is Health Foot massage. I tried going here a month ago and was greeted by a man at the front door, I did not get any vibe that it was a FS spot. Is that the spot where you can find Lena or am I messing this up?[/QUOTE]Search this thread for "Lena" and you'll find this post: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3938-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=4480409&viewfull=1#post4480409[/URL] which gives the address.

[QUOTE=MonterCarlo;5506822]Can anyone read the recent review of Lomi Lomi Spa & Massage in Mill Creek Annie? Appreciate![/QUOTE]Annie once when I coukdntyget Mandy. She did an excellent job with the massage, but she's very by the book. I do however want to get a professional massage with some extras, any recommendations gentlemen?

[QUOTE=Erics050;5507778]Anyone TOFFT there lately, their ads are definitely more suggestive.[/QUOTE]Just drove by and popped in.

Older lady greeted me. Said one other girl also works there but was busy.

Now called Fuji Therapy.

I love the location but I noped out.

[QUOTE=MonterCarlo;5506822]Can anyone read the recent review of Lomi Lomi Spa & Massage in Mill Creek Annie? Appreciate![/QUOTE]The latest review for this place was back in March, and there are no extras.

[QUOTE=WaRubMonger;5506299]ET was busy, planned on seeing this Mink as was mentioned. Didn't want to be rushed so went over to Lake Serene. Saw Michelle. Great personality, bang'and body, lovely, 30's or 40's I'd guess. TS of course and quickly settled at the normal rates. Once back in the room right to business. Body on rub all over and with nips that you could hang a keychain on plus ample breasts. Natural, I was very pleased. On the flip she went right away to a 69 CBJ and enthusiastically let me finger bang her and play with her clit. Tight it was and likely FS would have been uncomfortable for her. Next time as I was pressed for time. A few stops and starts then as I gripped her ass and bit (very lightly) her ass she amped up and finished me off with a ccimbj. After hot towel clean up we got to, for me, the best part. I like to be scratched, not hard, painful, or marked. Just give me a back scratch.

Well she did on my arms, chest, legs, thighs. Everything. I teased her tits a little abd we joked about this and that. As I monger on I'm learning. She so far, hands down, my clear favorite. She's a professional, not pushy, fun to chat with, and takes care of business.

Lake Serene. Michelle, go there.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]So how much did CBJ FIV run you?

[QUOTE=FullMetalHelme;5508293]So how much did CBJ FIV run you?[/QUOTE]Total including house abdcTS was 160.

There was a thread last year on a massage provider who was available by appointment only and you had to send her an email to get one. She was spoken off as a massage goddess who will turn knobs you never knew existed. She didn't offer FS but no one seems to care. I can't find the thread in search. Does anyone remember her?

Also any intel on Seattle Dream Girls massage.

[URL]https://www.dreamgirlsseattle.com/erotic-massage.php[/URL]#all.

Unresponsive.

Pics: TGTBT.

Website narrative: content is clearly auto-filled with the phrase "erotic massage Seattle" sprinkled throughout, sometimes where it makes sense and sometimes where it doesn't.

Rates: none listed.

Physical address: doesn't match (what's there).

Similar URLs for other cities: dreamgirlsnewyork, dreamgirlslosangeles, etc. With pics of the some of same women--I'm aware that some providers travel to other cities, but this feels more like quick and sloppy marketing.

I sent an email inquiry long ago and never heard back. If you learn otherwise, that it's legit, please share with us.

[QUOTE=BlueOrigin;5508532]Also any intel on Seattle Dream Girls massage.

[URL]https://www.dreamgirlsseattle.com/erotic-massage.php[/URL]#all.[/QUOTE]

Who is the current prostate massage champ? BBBJ and BBFS preferred.

I dropped by this place recently. Girl said her name was Yami and seems to match descriptions here. Pretty good massage, actually, and unlike quote below, happily offered UTC+ - I. E. Pretty much stripped naked with mutual touch on the way to HE. No other extras, though, which was fine by me.

[QUOTE=MassageMeow;5504933]They typically have really cute girls that feel like they could pass for college students, but often bristle at any attempts for UTC. I haven't been back since Bella left for LA just because I had enough options that were more consistent.[/QUOTE]

Anybody enjoy Element of 15th. Fellow monger went had a good time forgot name.

[QUOTE=DeadEye206;5509488]I dropped by this place recently. Girl said her name was Yami and seems to match descriptions here. Pretty good massage, actually, and unlike quote below, happily offered UTC+ - I. E. Pretty much stripped naked with mutual touch on the way to HE. No other extras, though, which was fine by me.[/QUOTE]Interesting, I usually pay 40-60 for HE was it around the same price for it there?

Heyo!

Traveling to Vancouver Canada soon and I was wondering what type of sites I can browse to find shops up north! Pm me or link post!

Thanks yall.

[QUOTE=Dbshawn;5509799]Heyo!

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Benjamin. I thought there was more on offer. Once I realized, I'd already tipped my hand. I doubt the regular tip would be enough. Interesting enough that it was worth it, though.

[QUOTE=MassagedGuy;5509746]Interesting, I usually pay 40-60 for HE was it around the same price for it there?[/QUOTE]