Avoid Farista in Zephyrhills
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[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/thp/1892877686.html[/url]
After TOFTT all that needs to be said is to avoid this one.
Avoid Farista in Zephyrhills
OK Bill, will oblige...
Wook, I think, may just be on point here re: exorcisim - while it did not get to that point, upon reading his suggestion, my mind began to think Rosemary's Baby.
Alright, her ad seemed intriguing so being the unabashed hedonist that I am, I figured I'd put the 80 out there and let her drive.
Undraped massage but no sensuality, watery lotion and all-in-all rather non-descript. Ten minutes after the flip, she asked with much vigor if I'd like to experience an erotic topless massage for 200... yes 200. Being the ever-respectful type that I am, particuarly when I am in vulnerable and exposed position, I paused to get over the sticker-shock and just said that would not be me.
Well... she covered the nads with a towel and proceeded to label me as a liberal Democrat because they are cheap (aren't Democrats known for spending??), then went into a tirade about how stupid Obama is, and how she has a very high IQ, likes tea parties and God watches over her. Next she exclaims how Republicans are smart and generous and Wall Street should not be regulated (I'll concede that Big Banks were generous to me over the last 5 years as I made 6 figures off of their insane, free-money credit card balance transfer come-ons). I just let her go on this rant.
She then exclaimed her lowest price for her topless erotic services was 150 to which I again passed and got called cheap. At this point I chimed in and reminded her that we are in Tampa (in fact she is in the woods of Zephyrhills!) , not New York or Europe and I'm not one to be gouged. I refrained from any suggestion that her topless state would put a serious damper on my erection, not that I had one.
I got up, began to get dressed and informed her that I put my last sugar babe through college to the tune of $30K and asked her if she thought that was cheap of me. She said yes that I was cheap and that karma would get me. I may have indicated something to the effect that it seemed karma had already gotten her.
On top of her very high IQ, she thinks she is a beauty queen (might have been 20 years ago and if she is really 39 then time has not been very good to her).
That's about it... out there looking got a nice sensual massage and all I got was a rant on politics and religion - WTF.
Not to be deterred... better luck next time?
PM any good finds my way!
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[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/thp/1892877686.html[/url]
After TOFTT all that needs to be said is to avoid this one.[/QUOTE]
Should be in St Pete Forum
[QUOTE=Loafer Boat; 1126984]She is definitely NOT easy on the eyes. Uses body lotion. Has a dang yippie dog that tries to lick the lotion off of your legs when you are dressing. But you do get a decent HJ for 35.
If you are price concious and are good at keeping you eyes closed, PM for a couple of cheap but skillful providers. [/QUOTE]Before the geography police get bent out of shape. It is important to note that she is located in Pinellas.
