Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Markmike1;4101939]Ok. Here's Lola's Info.

GB Touch.

Owensmouth Ave.

Canoga Park.

I saw her yesterday. She is a sweetheart. Please be nice & respectful.

P.S. The main person here (greisy) is legit (as far as I can tell.) Lola works for greisy.[/QUOTE]Don't bother with this one. Made an appointment today not specifying that I wanted Lola until I was on my way. When I asked for her, Greisy replied with "Lola doesn't work here anymore. I don't do Lola's costomers and have a nice day".

Too bad. Hopefully OP got her number.

Okay, I seem to be in the middle of a thing.

Guys (and ladies, if you're out there) I know times are tough and you want every dollar to count, but FFS, you have to take a gamble now and then. Please stop with the requests for "sure thing" places.

Try this- you're driving around and you see a "massage" sign. It's in a strip mall. It's a small store front. There are drapes over the windows. Stop. Go in. Is there a window with an additional door to the back? Ask the pricing. Is the MMS older and sizing you up? Give it a shot.

See where I'm going here? You may get a HE, you may get a great legit massage, you may get a shit legit massage, but at least you'll have intel to share. Do that a few times and then come at me with requests.

Other than that, everything is fine, thanks for asking.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4105568]Okay, I seem to be in the middle of a thing.

Guys (and ladies, if you're out there) I know times are tough and you want every dollar to count, but FFS, you have to take a gamble now and then. Please stop with the requests for "sure thing" places.

Try this- you're driving around and you see a "massage" sign. It's in a strip mall. It's a small store front. There are drapes over the windows. Stop. Go in. Is there a window with an additional door to the back? Ask the pricing. Is the MMS older and sizing you up? Give it a shot.

See where I'm going here? You may get a HE, you may get a great legit massage, you may get a shit legit massage, but at least you'll have intel to share. Do that a few times and then come at me with requests.

Other than that, everything is fine, thanks for asking.[/QUOTE]True.

And amazing timing. I spent yesterday doing more research than ever before. Was kind of on a mission. Really bored of the subpar options in the valley and haven't been really impressed by any shop in over a year. On that note, I drove up to Northridge yesterday and was hoping to find something new. Was very much planning to spend some time exploring. Told myself I wouldn't stay anywhere unless I was impressed with the provider. Here was my journey.

Went to General. Was told the lady mentioned here is no longer there, so I moved on. Didn't like the options I was seeing. No thanks. Headed down to KY. Saw another option on Reseda on the way so thought I'd pop in. Extremely average and overweight provider. Also a freaky looking giant goldfish in the tank. No thanks. Went to KY. Was closed for some reason. Headed east on Saticoy. Ducked into a Thai shop on the corner of White Oak. Provider was literally bigger than me. I'm 6 feet tall and almost 200 pounds. No thanks. Was getting a little annoyed and tired of this mission by then. Went to Satori. 2 ladies that couldn't have been more physically average. At least late 40's. No thanks. Forget it. Went to Encino spa down the road for a sure thing HJ. Provider was skinny and youngish but a 5.5 at best. Another frustrating valley experience. No wonder I slowed down so much last year. The thrill is gone (for me at least).

[QUOTE=ValleyMonger;4105617]True.

And amazing timing. I spent yesterday doing more research than ever before. Was kind of on a mission. Really bored of the subpar options in the valley and haven't been really impressed by any shop in over a year. On that note, I drove up to Northridge yesterday and was hoping to find something new. Was very much planning to spend some time exploring. Told myself I wouldn't stay anywhere unless I was impressed with the provider. Here was my journey.

Went to General. Was told the lady mentioned here is no longer there, so I moved on. Didn't like the options I was seeing. No thanks. Headed down to KY. Saw another option on Reseda on the way so thought I'd pop in. Extremely average and overweight provider. Also a freaky looking giant goldfish in the tank. No thanks. Went to KY. Was closed for some reason. Headed east on Saticoy. Ducked into a Thai shop on the corner of White Oak. Provider was literally bigger than me. I'm 6 feet tall and almost 200 pounds. No thanks. Was getting a little annoyed and tired of this mission by then. Went to Satori. 2 ladies that couldn't have been more physically average. At least late 40's. No thanks. Forget it. Went to Encino spa down the road for a sure thing HJ. Provider was skinny and youngish but a 5.5 at best. Another frustrating valley experience. No wonder I slowed down so much last year. The thrill is gone (for me at least).[/QUOTE]I feel you. And then, when you do find that needle in the haystack, why would you share it so everyone on here can bombard the place and turn it into every other place? Those who take the time (like you did) to search out places, "risk" a legit massage, spend hard earned money in the process, reap the rewards.

I share a lot of my mongering, but my ATF? Sorry, no. I keep that one to myself.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4105568]Okay, I seem to be in the middle of a thing.

Guys (and ladies, if you're out there) I know times are tough and you want every dollar to count, but FFS, you have to take a gamble now and then. Please stop with the requests for "sure thing" places.

Try this- you're driving around and you see a "massage" sign. It's in a strip mall. It's a small store front. There are drapes over the windows. Stop. Go in. Is there a window with an additional door to the back? Ask the pricing. Is the MMS older and sizing you up? Give it a shot.

See where I'm going here? You may get a HE, you may get a great legit massage, you may get a shit legit massage, but at least you'll have intel to share. Do that a few times and then come at me with requests.

Other than that, everything is fine, thanks for asking.[/QUOTE]Yes, at least this lady is out here :)

Like many I have my fave spots, and I will share intel mostly thru DM's. I enjoy the "thrill of the hunt", and it both amazes and infuriates me when people here are too lazy to dig in and do 10 minutes worth of research to find the places mentioned here. You never know what or who you may find with a little elbow grease. Nothing is a guarantee, that's for sure.

Visited here on Wednesday. Forgot name but she had big fake boobs and a big fake ass that was new. Ass didn't look good in dog. She looked pretty good and was nice but ass was disappointing when pants came off. I probably wouldn't repeat because it's far for me and the $50 door fee.

[QUOTE=MongerDude;4104167]Don't bother with this one. Made an appointment today not specifying that I wanted Lola until I was on my way. When I asked for her, Greisy replied with "Lola doesn't work here anymore. I don't do Lola's costomers and have a nice day".[/QUOTE]Or they got a slew of phone calls and visitors they've never seen before asking for Lola and they're scared. Happens all the time. Women and places I know damn well offer services shutting down new customers.

[QUOTE=ValleyMonger;4105617]True.

Went to General. Was told the lady mentioned here is no longer there, so I moved on. Didn't like the options I was seeing. No thanks. Headed down to KY. Saw another option on Reseda on the way so thought I'd pop in. Extremely average and overweight provider. Also a freaky looking giant goldfish in the tank. No thanks. Went to KY. Was closed for some reason. Headed east on Saticoy. Ducked into a Thai shop on the corner of White Oak. Provider was literally bigger than me. I'm 6 feet tall and almost 200 pounds. No thanks. Was getting a little annoyed and tired of this mission by then. Went to Satori. 2 ladies that couldn't have been more physically average. At least late 40's. No thanks. Forget it. Went to Encino spa down the road for a sure thing HJ. Provider was skinny and youngish but a 5.5 at best. Another frustrating valley experience. No wonder I slowed down so much last year. The thrill is gone (for me at least).[/QUOTE]I feel your pain. The valley was wonderful place 10 years ago. The thing that sucks is most of us go to these places for variety and spice. The same token massage, no foreplay, a flip and a tug doesn't get it up the same way anymore and I don't think it's age. It's boredom.

[QUOTE=ValleyMonger;4105617]True.

And amazing timing. I spent yesterday doing more research than ever before. Was kind of on a mission. Really bored of the subpar options in the valley and haven't been really impressed by any shop in over a year. On that note, I drove up to Northridge yesterday and was hoping to find something new. Was very much planning to spend some time exploring. Told myself I wouldn't stay anywhere unless I was impressed with the provider. Here was my journey.

Went to General. Was told the lady mentioned here is no longer there, so I moved on. Didn't like the options I was seeing. No thanks. Headed down to KY. Saw another option on Reseda on the way so thought I'd pop in. Extremely average and overweight provider. Also a freaky looking giant goldfish in the tank. No thanks. Went to KY. Was closed for some reason. Headed east on Saticoy. Ducked into a Thai shop on the corner of White Oak. Provider was literally bigger than me. I'm 6 feet tall and almost 200 pounds. No thanks. Was getting a little annoyed and tired of this mission by then. Went to Satori. 2 ladies that couldn't have been more physically average. At least late 40's. No thanks. Forget it. Went to Encino spa down the road for a sure thing HJ. Provider was skinny and youngish but a 5.5 at best. Another frustrating valley experience. No wonder I slowed down so much last year. The thrill is gone (for me at least).[/QUOTE]Mongering rule #111: Never go with a big goldfish.

[QUOTE=AhardLanding;4106164]Mongering rule #111: Never go with a big goldfish.[/QUOTE]LOL! I literally spit-taked (took?) my La Croix.

Noticed that CB Touch posted here today:

[URL]https://bodyrubindex.com/gallery/sanfernandovalley[/URL]

I've gotten no info about a white or Latin women in west valley with large naturals.

Must be someone out there who can help me.

A few people have told me they know women like this, but have not given details.

A few people Have asked about my fave MPs on west valley. Would have to be the one in WH on VB very near 101 overpass. Tucked away in back corner of small business center. Between shoup & San Feliciano dr.

Regarding my post about CeeCee in Encino;.

[URL]https://www.tsescorts.com/california/san-fernando-valley/shemale-escorts/818-290-2931[/URL]

So:

That is the number I was texting, but-.

Add 75 pounds.

There is ALOT of make-up in that ad.

The tits are not near that perky.

Since I didn't stay for the flip, I can't comment on anything below the waist.

That does explain the voice.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4105568]Okay, I seem to be in the middle of a thing.

Guys (and ladies, if you're out there) I know times are tough and you want every dollar to count, but FFS, you have to take a gamble now and then. Please stop with the requests for "sure thing" places.

Try this- you're driving around and you see a "massage" sign. It's in a strip mall. It's a small store front. There are drapes over the windows. Stop. Go in. Is there a window with an additional door to the back? Ask the pricing. Is the MMS older and sizing you up? Give it a shot.

See where I'm going here? You may get a HE, you may get a great legit massage, you may get a shit legit massage, but at least you'll have intel to share. Do that a few times and then come at me with requests.

Other than that, everything is fine, thanks for asking.[/QUOTE]Cudn't have said it better.

So while were on the subject.

Last week I was doing my rounds for work and decided to TOFTT. I needed a massage so stopped by a location in the west valley towards end of the day.

Went through the regular motions after entering and to the massage. 20 min of massage and hand started to roam. On the flip asked for more but wouldn't offer FS and wasnt in mood for BJ. So told her ill be back next week.

Returned this week, same day same girl. Mid 40's, face 5, body 6, attitude 8. Damage $. 4 for 45 mins. Will return.

For more details senior members can pm. Others will need to share info.

OK, here you go:

Fun can be had at the place on Balboa near SW. They offer girls and "gurls", just so you're aware. Typical pricing for the massage, but there may be some upsellng. And when you're done In&Out is right there.

Good luck.

So I was visiting my surefire place near Lowes on Topanga. Open the door to see a guy who must be past 80 talking to a tall woman on the inside with a quavering tone, so bailed to parking lot and waited a half hour. Called back, "available" the woman cheerfully said. Now a short woman I've seen before was up front remembered me and was friendly. I ask for the tall women. "She not available. " Well, I saw her a half hour ago and no one else went in. "One minute. " The tall women comes out. "I'm busy. " What about later? "Come back tomorrow. " Okay, I'll take you, shortie. She says, "okay, massage but no {gesture for HJ}. " WTF? "Come back tomorrow, come back. ".

Okay, so the girls are there, no customers, super cautious even with someone they know, but just taken an ancient guy for 25 minutes? So, I'm thinking the old guy was LA and maybe they'd just been raided? But this is pretty much a low key HJ only place. And I've walked in on raids and they didn't go down like this. Maybe they got a call warning something was going down?

Moral: don't go cruising on a Saturday afternoon. Way too busy. Now I'm wondering if I should return or avoid for a while.