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O’Hare Girls is a complete rip-off.

I am posting this in a couple of places since there is no Elmhurst thread, I hope Jackson does not mind but I feel it is important to get this information out there. I was in Chicago the other day and decided to treat myself on the last day of my vacation.

I blame myself for not doing my research before I went, but I really was not planning on visiting anywhere. With that said I had read a lot about 15th Ave. Bookstore and stopped by to see the place. I picked up one of the free adult flyers to look through and found O’Hare Girls advertising $$. 50 all-inclusive special. It was close enough and I had enough time before I flew out I thought what the heck. Even though it said all-inclusive I figured there was going to be some tip.

I got there paid up front and went to the back with a girl and she started to perform the massage, after about 10 minutes of just light touching she ask me if there was anything else. I said yes and she said she would need another $$$$$$$$. I indicated that was a little more than I was used to paying. Even paying $$. 50 was more than I am used to paying. I told her I would do another $, (the wrong head was doing the thinking at this point, she was a real looker) she said for that I could massage myself and she would watch. I got up and left this all took place in about 15-20 min. She never complained even if the house took ½ of the $$. 50, the ladies are making $. 25, for nothing what is there to complain about. I saw about 4 ladies working all very pretty, but it is definitely a rip-off. Let me know say this I am middle age and average build. I am clean cut and shower when I go out, and not some smelly over weight slob.

It is this kind of stuff that has started here in the U. S. Is the reason I go overseas now, there is none of this kind of crap going on.

Check out Senina based on reviews here when I was in town last week and I thought it sucked. They took me to some "annex" room in the basement, gave me the TS at the end, and the girl providing HR kept rolling her eyes like she was bored to tears and couldn't wait to get out of there. Very disappointing because the bigger cities AMP scenes are usually quite good (NY, LA, SF, Miami, etc).

I was just there on Monday and had the time of my life. Although I have been there many times, always had decent massage and HJ. One of the girls gave me her card and now I just call her. She rocked my world on Monday. Give them a chance to get to know you.

Also, I wasn't aware Senina had a basement. Can anyone else verify or is Citydweller confused?

[QUOTE=CityDweller]Check out Senina based on reviews here when I was in town last week and I thought it sucked. They took me to some "annex" room in the basement, gave me the TS at the end, and the girl providing HR kept rolling her eyes like she was bored to tears and couldn't wait to get out of there. Very disappointing because the bigger cities AMP scenes are usually quite good (NY, LA, SF, Miami, etc).[/QUOTE]

New to ChinaTown but had ok time.

Best looking atmosphere on 2nd floor I have seen in any place.

Busy time at this AMP but good experience. Seeking more than HJ but newbie mistake for .4 got just that. Massage was .75 w/ ts. Had JoBee who had cute face avg bod, nothing more in service.

Drop shoes by door, mount stairs to find nice modern area w/ 2 other mongers but had good TS with probing hands.

Atmosphere:9
QoS: 7
Looks: 8
Mas: 6

Much better than Xindy that is pretty seedy but looking forward to seeing more of what Chinatown has to offer

[QUOTE=Speedstick]O’Hare Girls is a complete rip-off.

I am posting this in a couple of places since there is no Elmhurst thread, I hope Jackson does not mind but I feel it is important to get this information out there. I was in Chicago the other day and decided to treat myself on the last day of my vacation.

I blame myself for not doing my research before I went, but I really was not planning on visiting anywhere. With that said I had read a lot about 15th Ave. Bookstore and stopped by to see the place. I picked up one of the free adult flyers to look through and found O’Hare Girls advertising $$. 50 all-inclusive special. It was close enough and I had enough time before I flew out I thought what the heck. Even though it said all-inclusive I figured there was going to be some tip.

I got there paid up front and went to the back with a girl and she started to perform the massage, after about 10 minutes of just light touching she ask me if there was anything else. I said yes and she said she would need another $$$$$$$$. I indicated that was a little more than I was used to paying. Even paying $$. 50 was more than I am used to paying. I told her I would do another $, (the wrong head was doing the thinking at this point, she was a real looker) she said for that I could massage myself and she would watch. I got up and left this all took place in about 15-20 min. She never complained even if the house took ½ of the $$. 50, the ladies are making $. 25, for nothing what is there to complain about. I saw about 4 ladies working all very pretty, but it is definitely a rip-off. Let me know say this I am middle age and average build. I am clean cut and shower when I go out, and not some smelly over weight slob.

It is this kind of stuff that has started here in the U. S. Is the reason I go overseas now, there is none of this kind of crap going on.[/QUOTE]One way that they are able to stay in business is that there are too many mongers not doing their research. Kind of a pity really, tears at a mongers heart. I wonder how the O'Hare girls sleep at night, probably with a big smile on their faces.

[QUOTE=Speedstick]O’Hare Girls is a complete rip-off.

I am posting this in a couple of places since there is no Elmhurst thread, I hope Jackson does not mind but I feel it is important to get this information out there. I was in Chicago the other day and decided to treat myself on the last day of my vacation.

I blame myself for not doing my research before I went, but I really was not planning on visiting anywhere. With that said I had read a lot about 15th Ave. Bookstore and stopped by to see the place. I picked up one of the free adult flyers to look through and found O’Hare Girls advertising $$. 50 all-inclusive special. It was close enough and I had enough time before I flew out I thought what the heck. Even though it said all-inclusive I figured there was going to be some tip.

I got there paid up front and went to the back with a girl and she started to perform the massage, after about 10 minutes of just light touching she ask me if there was anything else. I said yes and she said she would need another $$$$$$$$. I indicated that was a little more than I was used to paying. Even paying $$. 50 was more than I am used to paying. I told her I would do another $, (the wrong head was doing the thinking at this point, she was a real looker) she said for that I could massage myself and she would watch. I got up and left this all took place in about 15-20 min. She never complained even if the house took ½ of the $$. 50, the ladies are making $. 25, for nothing what is there to complain about. I saw about 4 ladies working all very pretty, but it is definitely a rip-off. Let me know say this I am middle age and average build. I am clean cut and shower when I go out, and not some smelly over weight slob.

It is this kind of stuff that has started here in the U. S. Is the reason I go overseas now, there is none of this kind of crap going on.[/QUOTE]I think we have all been ripped off by these places at one time or another

I had some broad, "Autumn"? . In the vip room once. Incredibly hot and it set me back $$$$. 5

Thinking with the little head I went back to see Daisy. $$$$. A slightly better experience and she insisted she would provide FS next visit but at God knows what price.

These places are for rookie mongers

Lisunia's has equal or better looking girls at less than half the price and a finish+ way better attitudes (fs still looms large)

Been there also in my early days before I knew of this board. Had gone to Lake Street Too some years ago. Actually had a nice time. For 1.5 had a cute white girl get naked and play with herself for my lurid pleasure. I even licked those sticky fingers of hers. Tried that place at Lake and 53 next. Picked this beautiful tall brunette thinking oh yeah. NO! After paying .6 she laid the $$$ for topless routine. I said for that much you better be naked and on your back. Then their true man hating nature came out. She was irate to say the least. All these years later and they still open. Why don't they get raided? Gues LE likes the idea of guys blowing their cash on this crap. Those ads of theirs can be enticing but IT IS ALL BULL!!

I typically don't care to visit AMPs, but I had a kink in my neck. So, when in Rome, or CT, wherever one may be, I stop at one of the local joints for a tune-up.

Am I the only one who lays there cursing himself for being there while counting the moments until the therapeutic part begins? I know, I should just shut up and stop going, but that's a whole other story. If it was a good massage I wouldn't complain, but geez. I don't know where some of these women learn their technique. I'm thinking they make it up as they go along. Instead of taking young girls away from their mothers and throwing them into gymnastics camp, why not consider the capitalism route? Send the 18+ year olds to massage school and throw in a few lingerie modeling and acting classes for good measure.

Back to my rant. I'm always amused at the cajones of these broads asking for a 60 tip. Honestly, in some cases, I think 40 is too generous. I realize everyone has to make a living, but come on. A little effort and faked enthusiasm may inspire a better tip. Okay, enough complaining.
I'll stop my bitching and hopefully submit an inspiring report soon.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]I typically don't care to visit AMPs, but I had a kink in my neck. So, when in Rome, or CT, wherever one may be, I stop at one of the local joints for a tune-up.

Am I the only one who lays there cursing himself for being there while counting the moments until the therapeutic part begins? I know, I should just shut up and stop going, but that's a whole other story. If it was a good massage I wouldn't complain, but geez. I don't know where some of these women learn their technique. I'm thinking they make it up as they go along. Instead of taking young girls away from their mothers and throwing them into gymnastics camp, why not consider the capitalism route? Send the 18+ year olds to massage school and throw in a few lingerie modeling and acting classes for good measure.

Back to my rant. I'm always amused at the cajones of these broads asking for a 60 tip. Honestly, in some cases, I think 40 is too generous. I realize everyone has to make a living, but come on. A little effort and faked enthusiasm may inspire a better tip. Okay, enough complaining.

I'll stop my bitching and hopefully submit an inspiring report soon.[/QUOTE]And this from a guy who enjoyed his experience at Zeus?

I'm sure like everyone else, my initial experiences were with those places. I hate to admit it, but I went 2 or 3 times in my ignorant youth before I realized there were better options out there. I can only imagine that the primary reason places like those never get raided, aside from the jaded belief that payoffs to local LE flow out of there like water, is that nothing even close to touching ever takes place there. In all the years in the hobby, I have never, ever once heard of a guy actually paying those absurdly inflated prices to see if the "ultimate fantasy" show, or whatever the hell they're calling it now, actually lives up to the name. Trust me, if you're in the mood to self serve and want to see a girl in a bikini or lingerie, go to a fashion show, memorize what a girl looks like and take care of urself at home.

R

Yeah, I think that's a universal thing about AMPS, VERY hit and miss with respect to quality massage technique or even willingness to try. If I was going to try a quality massage, I would either go with traditional massage from LMT, or realize that unless I was going to a well-reviewed AMProvider, I would have only a 50/50 chance of getting what I wanted.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]I typically don't care to visit AMPs, but I had a kink in my neck. So, when in Rome, or CT, wherever one may be, I stop at one of the local joints for a tune-up.

Am I the only one who lays there cursing himself for being there while counting the moments until the therapeutic part begins? I know, I should just shut up and stop going, but that's a whole other story. If it was a good massage I wouldn't complain, but geez. I don't know where some of these women learn their technique. I'm thinking they make it up as they go along. Instead of taking young girls away from their mothers and throwing them into gymnastics camp, why not consider the capitalism route? Send the 18+ year olds to massage school and throw in a few lingerie modeling and acting classes for good measure.

Back to my rant. I'm always amused at the cajones of these broads asking for a 60 tip. Honestly, in some cases, I think 40 is too generous. I realize everyone has to make a living, but come on. A little effort and faked enthusiasm may inspire a better tip. Okay, enough complaining.
I'll stop my bitching and hopefully submit an inspiring report soon.[/QUOTE]

Nope, they do in fact have a basement with one or two massage rooms. I had a session down there recently when it was really busy. Low ceilings and not very modern looking...

BJ001

[QUOTE=Nudus81]I was just there on Monday and had the time of my life. Although I have been there many times, always had decent massage and HJ. One of the girls gave me her card and now I just call her. She rocked my world on Monday. Give them a chance to get to know you.

Also, I wasn't aware Senina had a basement. Can anyone else verify or is Citydweller confused?[/QUOTE]

Has anybody able to get any extras from the Polish girl (Vicky) at Senina?

IMHO she is one of the best looking girls there.

PM if you prefer.

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]And this from a guy who enjoyed his experience at Zeus?[/QUOTE]

Cut me a little slack. I was being somewhat facetious when I used the term therapeutic. The only therapeutic part I typically care about in those places is when it comes to junior getting a good draining.

I'm honestly amused that they even try a therapeutic when it's clear that the lot of them don't particularly know what they're doing. Perhaps they don't get right down to biz because I'm not a regular, so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt for that. Although, as reported a couple or few months ago, I did get a decent attempt at a somewhat legit therapeutic from Tanny. I would have returned to see her the other day, but a monger with a MB SEL took my parking space. That being said, I was forced to seek refuge elsewhere.

With regard to Zeus, I've said it before and I'll say it again; I'm a sucker for Latina Hotties. I love 'em. Once they wrap their lovely hand around Senor Happy, I'm putty in their hands. All common sense goes out the door. Incidentally, I've not returned. They pissed me off when I called asking them who was working; they told me I'd have to come in to see for myself. Whatever happened to customer service?

"If you are asking if I had an orgasm, yes. It was a job, sir," Breiner said. "I didn't have pleasure doing this. I was paid to do it."

Maybe I should rethink my employment situation and take a job as a civil servant. Being a cop in Beaumont doesn't sound half bad.