Massage Parlor Reports

Went to Secret looking for Bunny. I asked ms if Bunny was available. She said "yes." She takes me to a room and then tells me that she will bring three girls for me to choose from. What? So I'm thinking that this is what gets done: customer walks in looking for the White girl and the Korean ms wants me to see the Korean girls before hand in effort to change my mind. But I insisted on seeing Bunny, at which point ms informs me that Bunny is gone back to the mainland. I texted Bunny a few days ago, and Bunny has done no such thing. These Korean ms need to understand that this shit is unacceptable. When you come in and ask or call for a girl, that's what you want. If she isn't available, then say so. However, I can see their point as well: get the customer in the establishment. Maybe we can convince the little head to disregard what they want for what I've got. Personally, it's aggravating, especially when they act like they can't understand what you are telling them. A simple "I'm sorry, come back later would be more respectful."

[QUOTE=Imua Guy; 1851346]Had the same experience as Uki. Called Hula's around 10:30 last night and show up 20 minutes later looking for Cara. I saw one haole girl in the front room and I'm thinking: "Oh please no, don't let that be Cara". In my mind I'm holding out hope that there's another white girl there that is the one in the BP ad but nope. Politely told mama that I declined and got out of there. Serious bait and switch with that girl.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=UkiSlamma; 1851332]I wait about 5min and I know something is not right, so I walk in the hallway looking for mms, I ask for HF and mms ask what's the problem I have Cara and I say ok, then to my surprise the chunky white girls appears in front of me and I say to myself hell no. Took the HF and bolted. WTF mms think I stupid LOL. These mms no need lie to me, if the girl not available they should admit it. Well it was a bad experience for me since the last time I've been to Hulas was when it was gehtto. I wouldn't be coming back for a while.

US[/QUOTE]LOL this is not a case of bait & switch. This is a case of a fake pic. The "chunky" White blonde girl is Cara.

[QUOTE=Bikini;1851485]Two weeks ago I called for an afternoon appointment with Rose. When I got there she was ready and I had a very happy time. No B&S then.[/QUOTE]Yeah same here. No probs with my appt when I had Rose. In fact, I had first asked mama if Gina was there at that time. Mama told me the truth that Gina was not in yet.

Last week when I called for Tina, mama told me she was off that day and did not attempt any BS with a B&S.

[QUOTE=Davehono;1851451]Switch and bait popping up at other AMPs too. Mama at China Doll Spa does the same thing. I wanted to see a specific gal so I called. Mama says oh yes she available. Get there short time later she says oh she busy. I say I just called: Mama looks at me like she doesn't speak any English all of a sudden. I leave. Couple of days later, I park outside on the street and call. Mama says oh yeah come now she not busy. I walk in, ask for gal, Mama says she busy. I say hey I just called. Again I get the no speak or understand English look. I go to walk out, Mama says no worry I get good other girl for you to try. I leave. While going to my car, one of the gals who saw me come in the last time too catches up with me and says mama does that all the time. She just wants customers to come in and she will try to push off one of the other gals on you. Needless to say, not going back to CDS anytime soon.[/QUOTE]I had one incident of B&S at CDS. One of the girls told me the same thing that "Mama does that all the time."

[QUOTE=Harry5142;1851525]Went to Secret looking for Bunny. I asked ms if Bunny was available. She said "yes." She takes me to a room and then tells me that she will bring three girls for me to choose from. What? So I'm thinking that this is what gets done: customer walks in looking for the White girl and the Korean ms wants me to see the Korean girls before hand in effort to change my mind. But I insisted on seeing Bunny, at which point ms informs me that Bunny is gone back to the mainland. I texted Bunny a few days ago, and Bunny has done no such thing. These Korean ms need to understand that this shit is unacceptable. When you come in and ask or call for a girl, that's what you want. If she isn't available, then say so. However, I can see their point as well: get the customer in the establishment. Maybe we can convince the little head to disregard what they want for what I've got. Personally, it's aggravating, especially when they act like they can't understand what you are telling them. A simple "I'm sorry, come back later would be more respectful."[/QUOTE]I had a friend who wanted some Japanese poon. I told him about Sayumi at MF but he don't like CC. So I said fuck it we can recon but I know we not gona find any J-girls LOL. We hit up Ward and go from left to right.

Tokyo mama said no J's here. Cool, as expected.

Secret was funny. I knew the lineup and I know they not J. So I watch as mama lies to my boy and brings him to a room. I wait in the front and watch as Korean Shine goes to his room then comes back out within seconds LOL. Nice try mama.

GQ mama sarcastically replies to us that "ALL" her girls are Japanese. We laugh and dig out. She did not attempt to lie tho.

Pongi was empty that day.

[QUOTE=Harry5142;1851525]Went to Secret looking for Bunny. I asked ms if Bunny was available. She said "yes." She takes me to a room and then tells me that she will bring three girls for me to choose from. What? So I'm thinking that this is what gets done: customer walks in looking for the White girl and the Korean ms wants me to see the Korean girls before hand in effort to change my mind. But I insisted on seeing Bunny, at which point ms informs me that Bunny is gone back to the mainland. I texted Bunny a few days ago, and Bunny has done no such thing. These Korean ms need to understand that this shit is unacceptable. When you come in and ask or call for a girl, that's what you want. If she isn't available, then say so. However, I can see their point as well: get the customer in the establishment. Maybe we can convince the little head to disregard what they want for what I've got. Personally, it's aggravating, especially when they act like they can't understand what you are telling them. A simple "I'm sorry, come back later would be more respectful."[/QUOTE]Two absolute truths I learned long ago: 1. Mamasans will always bait and switch. They don't care. As long as you are in the place they figure that the majority of their customers will not leave and just choose another girl. This is their way of rotating the less popular girls so they get a chance of making money. 2. Never try to argue logic with a Mamasan. You will loose more often than not. In fact your best bet is to not call ahead, not set up appointments and not specifically ask for a girl unless you have already seen her once before. If you are new to the AMP just ask for a lineup or bite the bullet and take another girl to establish good rapport with the Mamas. I learned long ago that the Mama is Queen! Yes they can be stupid and illogical at times but they rule. If you go in knowing that you will have a lot less stress. Once again JMHO based upon many years of experience.

Bait & Switch is nothing new. Back in the day when Pine Tree was downstairs, they advertised Thai girls. I called and specifically requested a Thai, every time I went. Twice the MMS gave me a Taiwanese girl. Once I could hear the girl actually tell the MMS in English, that I know Thai and I can tell the difference.

I don't go to PT any more because I don't like the new digs, or the menu, and I have rarely gotten any girl that I asked for and set up in advance, though I did get to share time with the infamous Mimi once.

I can see if a newbie tries to reserve time with the hottest girl on staff, shows up late to find that some other brother is already enjoying her services. Once the MMS knows you, you show up on time, and they pull this crap, its time to move on to new hunting grounds. Far too many excellent options here to put up with BS or B & S.

Thanks to all of you and this forum for letting us all know what our options are, going rates and current hotties. I look at several of the mainland boards and can only say:

Lucky Live Hawaii!

Called Kison to set up an appointment- it was midday! I was surprised to hear a new voice answer the phone. I said,"This isn't Chanel, who is this?" "This is Happy, my professor." "Hi Happy, are you busy?" "No, we are not busy. You can have any girl you want!" "I want you. See you in a few minutes!"

I arrived- greeted by Chanel, gave her a kiss, squeezed her ass, and told her that next time it would be her and me! After my shower, sat on the table til Baby S- came in. She looked soo fine she took my breath away! So tan and slender and straight-up beautiful. She has worked so hard to improve herself since I met her- I have nothing but admiration for this lady! She was wearing this gauzy little Teddy thing with a see through top. We held each others hands, then hugged and started kissing- real sweet. She was holding my balls in her hand, and before I knew what happened, she was on her knees with my dick in her mouth. I had planned to start out in a different way, but what could I do? I HAD to stop her after about 5 minutes, or I would blow it! I gently lifted her up, but had to stop about half way, because she didn't want to free Junior! Finally she did and we kissed some more. I told her that I couldn't believe how much better her service was! She said it was because of things I had shown her! I said "Nah!" She said "Yeah!", but she then added "And I've been practicing a lot! . Every day!" She's so funny'. I told her that even though we usually go with PSE, I wanted to focus on GFE and maybe show her a few little GFE tricks! She was totally into it in the blink of an eye. She is just a natural! We spent the next 20 minutes in slow and sensuous lovemaking, all oral and she came a few times. Then, I slowly entered her dripping pussy! It took about 5 minutes til I hit bottom, but- when I did, that was it! GFE instantly became PSE! We were fucking like a couple of lions in rut. And making almost as much noise! A couple of times when I went to change positions, I wasn't able to pry myself loose! When it got real intense, she would yell "Don't stop!", I would keep going for another minute or two, then stop and press deep and hard into her, and she would start twitching and shaking. Then I would start slowly and build it up again til she started yelling "Don't stop" again. She then did a few turns on top, then sideways, then some more 69, then she scooted her ass to the edge of the bed and said "this is my favorite- do it like you did the first time!" Well, I forgot what we did the first time, but I was so turned on that I grabbed her legs and pulled her butt up off the table, slid in and started banging her like there was no tomorrow! We went through the "Don't stop" routine at least 3 times in that position!

It 's all pretty much a blur after that! At one point I told her- " I think we're making a lot of noise"."That's ok, they all know I'm in here with you!" Needless to say, we went way over time. I had so much fun! We couldn't stop laughing, and when she led me to the shower, there were 5 girls (including Chanel) in the hallway outside the door. Little Yoko had a really evil smile on her face. Then Happy introduced me to her freind Jessica! What a beauty! Tall and tan with a body to stop traffic! She was wearing a little bright yellow thing that really looked hot with her brown skin! After my shower, we had a few more kisses, a few more laughs. Happy told me that my cock was beautiful. Isn't she sweet!
L-10, A-10, S-10

[QUOTE=Mondo Badfoot; 1851706]Called Kison to set up an appointment- it was midday! I was surprised to hear a new voice answer the phone. I said,"This isn't Chanel, who is this?" "This is Happy, my professor." "Hi Happy, are you busy?" "No, we are not busy. You can have any girl you want!" "I want you. See you in a few minutes!"

I arrived- greeted by Chanel, gave her a kiss, squeezed her ass, and told her that next time it would be her and me! After my shower, sat on the table til Baby S- came in. She looked soo fine she took my breath away! So tan and slender and straight-up beautiful. She has worked so hard to improve herself since I met her- I have nothing but admiration for this lady! She was wearing this gauzy little Teddy thing with a see through top. We held each others hands, then hugged and started kissing- real sweet. She was holding my balls in her hand, and before I knew what happened, she was on her knees with my dick in her mouth. I had planned to start out in a different way, but what could I do? I HAD to stop her after about 5 minutes, or I would blow it! I gently lifted her up, but had to stop about half way, because she didn't want to free Junior! Finally she did and we kissed some more. I told her that I couldn't believe how much better her service was! She said it was because of things I had shown her! I said "Nah!" She said "Yeah!", but she then added "And I've been practicing a lot! . Every day!" She's so funny'. I told her that even though we usually go with PSE, I wanted to focus on GFE and maybe show her a few little GFE tricks! She was totally into it in the blink of an eye. She is just a natural! We spent the next 20 minutes in slow and sensuous lovemaking, all oral and she came a few times. Then, I slowly entered her dripping pussy! It took about 5 minutes til I hit bottom, but- when I did, that was it! GFE instantly became PSE! We were fucking like a couple of lions in rut. And making almost as much noise! A couple of times when I went to change positions, I wasn't able to pry myself loose! When it got real intense, she would yell "Don't stop!", I would keep going for another minute or two, then stop and press deep and hard into her, and she would start twitching and shaking. Then I would start slowly and build it up again til she started yelling "Don't stop" again. She then did a few turns on top, then sideways, then some more 69, then she scooted her ass to the edge of the bed and said "this is my favorite- do it like you did the first time!" Well, I forgot what we did the first time, but I was so turned on that I grabbed her legs and pulled her butt up off the table, slid in and started banging her like there was no tomorrow! We went through the "Don't stop" routine at least 3 times in that position!

It 's all pretty much a blur after that! At one point I told her- " I think we're making a lot of noise"."That's ok, they all know I'm in here with you!" Needless to say, we went way over time. I had so much fun! We couldn't stop laughing, and when she led me to the shower, there were 5 girls (including Chanel) in the hallway outside the door. Little Yoko had a really evil smile on her face. Then Happy introduced me to her freind Jessica! What a beauty! Tall and tan with a body to stop traffic! She was wearing a little bright yellow thing that really looked hot with her brown skin! After my shower, we had a few more kisses, a few more laughs. Happy told me that my cock was beautiful. Isn't she sweet!

L-10, A-10, S-10[/QUOTE]Miss Channel told me Happy at the dentist. Guess you banged her so hard her teeth came loose, LOL. Maybe next time. Was good I got to sample Yoko though. Review in Kison thread.

[QUOTE=Closetperv;1849783]Just came from Hula's and only saw Rose and Maya from the pics. There were also two other average looking popolo girls and one Japanese girl working, but decided to pass because I like my MP girls to be little Asian spinners. Might go back and try Maya because when I saw her she was dressed like any woman getting ready for bed. Even in her big ass shirt I could still notice she had a nice rack on her. Seemed pretty friendly too.[/QUOTE]Your spidey senses are right about Maya. She does have a nice rack and is very friendly to say the least. Nice shaped man made C cups. No saggage and soft. That woman can fuck. She was full of energy and fucked the hell out of me when I had her at Tokyo Spa. All covered and unrushed. DFK and DATY. Gives an incredible back walking massage as well.

[QUOTE=Mondo Badfoot; 1851706]Called Kison to set up an appointment- it was midday! I was surprised to hear a new voice answer the phone. I said,"This isn't Chanel, who is this?" "This is Happy, my professor." "Hi Happy, are you busy?" "No, we are not busy. You can have any girl you want!" "I want you. See you in a few minutes!"

I arrived- greeted by Chanel, gave her a kiss, squeezed her ass, and told her that next time it would be her and me! After my shower, sat on the table til Baby S- came in. She looked soo fine she took my breath away! So tan and slender and straight-up beautiful. She has worked so hard to improve herself since I met her- I have nothing but admiration for this lady! She was wearing this gauzy little Teddy thing with a see through top. We held each others hands, then hugged and started kissing- real sweet. She was holding my balls in her hand, and before I knew what happened, she was on her knees with my dick in her mouth. I had planned to start out in a different way, but what could I do? I HAD to stop her after about 5 minutes, or I would blow it! I gently lifted her up, but had to stop about half way, because she didn't want to free Junior! Finally she did and we kissed some more. I told her that I couldn't believe how much better her service was! She said it was because of things I had shown her! I said "Nah!" She said "Yeah!", but she then added "And I've been practicing a lot! . Every day!" She's so funny'. I told her that even though we usually go with PSE, I wanted to focus on GFE and maybe show her a few little GFE tricks! She was totally into it in the blink of an eye. She is just a natural! We spent the next 20 minutes in slow and sensuous lovemaking, all oral and she came a few times. Then, I slowly entered her dripping pussy! It took about 5 minutes til I hit bottom, but- when I did, that was it! GFE instantly became PSE! We were fucking like a couple of lions in rut. And making almost as much noise! A couple of times when I went to change positions, I wasn't able to pry myself loose! When it got real intense, she would yell "Don't stop!", I would keep going for another minute or two, then stop and press deep and hard into her, and she would start twitching and shaking. Then I would start slowly and build it up again til she started yelling "Don't stop" again. She then did a few turns on top, then sideways, then some more 69, then she scooted her ass to the edge of the bed and said "this is my favorite- do it like you did the first time!" Well, I forgot what we did the first time, but I was so turned on that I grabbed her legs and pulled her butt up off the table, slid in and started banging her like there was no tomorrow! We went through the "Don't stop" routine at least 3 times in that position!

It 's all pretty much a blur after that! At one point I told her- " I think we're making a lot of noise"."That's ok, they all know I'm in here with you!" Needless to say, we went way over time. I had so much fun! We couldn't stop laughing, and when she led me to the shower, there were 5 girls (including Chanel) in the hallway outside the door. Little Yoko had a really evil smile on her face. Then Happy introduced me to her freind Jessica! What a beauty! Tall and tan with a body to stop traffic! She was wearing a little bright yellow thing that really looked hot with her brown skin! After my shower, we had a few more kisses, a few more laughs. Happy told me that my cock was beautiful. Isn't she sweet!

L-10, A-10, S-10[/QUOTE]So you taught Happy some of her tricks. I guess a thank you is in order. Keep up the good work my brotha! I repeated with her and she was even better than the first time. Definitely better looking than the first time now that she lost the spare tire.

[QUOTE=Fillet Show;1852444]So you taught Happy some of her tricks. I guess a thank you is in order. Keep up the good work my brotha! I repeated with her and she was even better than the first time. Definitely better looking than the first time now that she lost the spare tire.[/QUOTE]Yes, thanks professor, I've been following your trail of highly trained providers for a decade. All great acts.

If I ever lose my own spare tire, currently one that would easily fit on a tractor, I might go back to one of thos parlors with mirrors on the wall. For now the mental images of my action are so much better than the real ones. Maybe I can talk a MS into buying one of those carnival mirrors that make everyone look skinny?

Whats the age of these chicks? 30, 40+?

[QUOTE=JS247;1852638]Whats the age of these chicks? 30, 40+?[/QUOTE]I would say they are easily into the 40's and 50's plus. You can tell when you see them in the light. In fact most of them avoid the light or even purposely turn down the light so you can't tell how old they are. Monica does that all the time. You won't get any hot young girls at Kison. If you do, they don't stay long because they are not willing to give up the BB services that these older ladies at Kison do. There is an absolute truth when it comes to AMP's: The older the provider the higher the chance of getting BB services. That is why Kison and CHM are BB havens and Seven is not. Doh!

[QUOTE=JS247;1852638]Whats the age of these chicks? 30, 40+?[/QUOTE]The age of Kison chicks are usually majority 40+ and 50+ with maybe a couple late 30s chicks every now and then.

There is usually at least one token "young' girl or young looking girl. One who might be legit 20+ or she is early 30s but could pass as in her 20s. Currently I believe that would be Jessica?

Oh yeah, it was just reported that Happy just had her "29th" bday. ROFLMFAO. The only thing harder to believe than that is trying to believe that she was 28 last week LOL.

[QUOTE=Shopaholick; 1853449]The age of Kison chicks are usually majority 40+ and 50+ with maybe a couple late 30s chicks every now and then.

There is usually at least one token "young' girl or young looking girl. One who might be legit 20+ or she is early 30s but could pass as in her 20s. Currently I believe that would be Jessica? .[/QUOTE]New 21yoa girl showed up yesterday. Hana I believe. I don't know what she looks like.

Oh yeah, it was just reported that Happy just had her "29th" bday. ROFLMFAO. The only thing harder to believe than that is trying to believe that she was 28 last week LOL.

If the younger "chicks" that are other place could love sex as much as the Kison ladies we all be broke. I'fe been with Happy a few times now. And everytime this chick leaves me spent. BTW I just made 29 again too! I guess I got to go to Kison so obe of these chicks can blow out my candle. Pau