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[QUOTE=Bugsy1750;5850290]Read reviews I seen Sandra since Margo was busy for the day which I read reviews both same basically although pampering and a pleaser at. 1 plus door fee she was a let down face wise got 2 pops BBBJCIM and cfs no fuss she does give a great massage but she looks Asian and not the best I'm into face and body was none like pics, 320 I would've went to Judy she gives the star treatment 160 total and a hell of a massage and a pleaser in my opinion please leave or inbox what clm have the hottest faces I dated strippers and exotic women before also like plastic and bbls please let me know who of what line up I should try next Latina preferred I like options and BBBJ is a must thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately despite being a big roster only a few girls there are what I consider the total package. Most of the girls are either hot with limited menus or great menus but not the best looking or the youngest.

I don't think anybody there meets all of your criteria. Audrey, Lilly, Zara are the three lookers there (Mila is gone). None of them have fully open menus. Margo, Sarah and Bella aren't as pretty but offer BBBJ and cfs. Jessica has the best menu there but she put on some weight lately and isn't as hot as she was last year. Sandra is ok looking but has an awesome menu. Nicol also has an awesome menu but is a catfish. Haven't tried out any of the newer girls yet.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5854076]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.[/QUOTE]I got a crummy covered blow job from the new girl Lucy at New Hope, who I suspect is not biologically female, for $140 so you should be happy. I'm not hairy, however.

[QUOTE=DangerMouseF15;5853932]Anyone know a good place to get a late night massage (with or without extras)? Say after 10 PM to midnight.[/QUOTE]You might try Coco by 35th and Archer if you like FS grannies.

Ok, guys, about a year ago I saw a provider, tall, white (american), slender, blond, sensual MT that had a location on Bryn Mawr (I think). In her studio she had a wall of BDSM props. Found her on one of the posting sites. I think her name might have been Michele or something like that.

Any hints on who I'm talking about? I want to schedule again but can't find her info.

Thanks in advance. PMs are ok.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;5854914]Ok, guys, about a year ago I saw a provider, tall, white (american), slender, blond, sensual MT that had a location on Bryn Mawr (I think). In her studio she had a wall of BDSM props. Found her on one of the posting sites. I think her name might have been Michele or something like that.

Any hints on who I'm talking about? I want to schedule again but can't find her info.

Thanks in advance. PMs are ok.[/QUOTE]That's Meghan. I've seen her multiple times before and would marry her if I could. LOL!

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[QUOTE=JakeGoodfella;5855021]That's Meghan. I've seen her multiple times before and would marry her if I could. LOL!

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/2014941[/URL][/QUOTE]Meghan is great. Her specialty is playing with / inside your ass. She does expect you to prep. And uses a glove if you ask for her fingers. She doesn't let you get inside her underwear and her breasts are relatively modest. She is super sweet that is for sure. Not a bad price point if that's what you're looking for. I personally liked her look better as a brunette but I haven't seen her in person as a blonde yet. Location is convenient, couple of other girls working out of the place but nobody's going to notice he going in and out.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5854076]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.[/QUOTE]If I tip Kelly $240 for a nude BJ just because I can afford it, will that earn your respect? Because that's an important aspiration for me.

Had a dream about this place since I was in the area. I usually see Kelly or Juju. But only Coco was available. So I gave her a try since I've never had her before. Not bad looking, she had some big O Tata's. Did the 30 min session, massage kinda sucked, I could tell she's not experienced. Anyways on to the flip, her English is limited but boy did she know how to say 160 for L2 LOL. I wonder who's the idiot that told her that that's the new rate now. So we went back and forth and came to 120 with top off. So I guess not bad right. Well we get into and it's going good but after maybe 5 min she says that's it and switches to L1 and wants to finish like that and says times almost over. I point out to her that I have 10 more minutes left. Well she gets a shitty attitude and starts complaining. At this point I tell her stop everything, this sucks and I'm out. I get dressed and she starts saying she needs a bill for the shitty service. I left her standard tip and was out. Their trying to push the 160 rate, so stay strong guys. And avoid Coco and her shitty service.

I have a lot of meetings down near this spot on Van Buren near State. The name is too short to get any hits on a search. Has anyone been to this spot: extras? Price point? There are a lot of reviews on RM but I do not have premium with them.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;5853824]Prob worth driving to Norridge to Harmony Spa, or mt prospect to exercise spa. Both are super fun. Full service spas, showers, sauna, its fun. Both have hot women.[/QUOTE]Thanks! Exercise looks like just what I was hoping for.

[QUOTE=RumpelForeSkin;5855240]If I tip Kelly $240 for a nude BJ just because I can afford it, will that earn your respect? Because that's an important aspiration for me.[/QUOTE]This hobby is a supply and demand business. Like mongers, most providers are not attractive. Thus, the better looking ones can command a higher fee for services. It's just that simple.

[QUOTE=DLover64;5855083]Meghan is great. Her specialty is playing with / inside your ass. She does expect you to prep. And uses a glove if you ask for her fingers. She doesn't let you get inside her underwear and her breasts are relatively modest. She is super sweet that is for sure. Not a bad price point if that's what you're looking for. I personally liked her look better as a brunette but I haven't seen her in person as a blonde yet. Location is convenient, couple of other girls working out of the place but nobody's going to notice he going in and out.[/QUOTE]There have been a lot of ads for ladies at Brynmawr & Kenzie location. Always very attractive young white girls. Can anyone shed light on the place? Not looking for BSDM or advanced options so these recent posts turn me off. But always interested in new options for massage & standard services of L1 and a little skin / roaming. Thanks. Zz.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;5855732]There have been a lot of ads for ladies at Brynmawr & Kenzie location. Always very attractive young white girls. Can anyone shed light on the place? Not looking for BSDM or advanced options so these recent posts turn me off. But always interested in new options for massage & standard services of L1 and a little skin / roaming. Thanks. Zz.[/QUOTE]BDSM is the preferred activity. Minor roaming.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;5854076]I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.[/QUOTE]Dude,

If you really do this, knock it off. You are projecting what you would do if you were a provider. Telling a provider they should up their rates is ridiculous, and it hurts the rest of us. Listen, you can always pay them more when you visit and become their favorite tipper ok? But many of us are not old, fat ugly and smelly. You might think you are doing them a favor, and are a white knight, but you're violating the bro code. Many of us pay and tip well, and when added value is there, sometimes we do pay a little more to extend gratitude. What you're doing is telling the restaurant to up their prices, when what I am suggesting is, if the service is better than expected, tip your waitress a little more.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;5855732]There have been a lot of ads for ladies at Brynmawr & Kenzie location. Always very attractive young white girls. Can anyone shed light on the place? Not looking for BSDM or advanced options so these recent posts turn me off. But always interested in new options for massage & standard services of L1 and a little skin / roaming. Thanks. Zz.[/QUOTE]I've seen a few girls there, pics have always been 100 percent accurate. There is some sort of handler that rents the apt and the girls give him a cut. Communication has always been directly with the girl I have met. FS has never been offered, most of the ads mention light fetish or something like that but I think the ads are posted by the handler and other than Meghan the other girls have been quite vanilla and new to the biz.