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[QUOTE=Grain56;2301471]The PM he sent to me was similar but he mentioned Lakeland, which was my triggering point. At least he wasn't too lazy to write a different email and change some of the wording:

SW.

Hey I know I'm not a senior member or anything, but I was wondering if you'd be down to share a SW together. I know where we can find a really sexy petite SW we could use up, she's down to take us both at the same time too. I'm very safe no bullshit! Theres not many SW in the lakeland area so I thought I'd share and make it extra fun and cheaper for the both of us.

He may be legit, he may not. Either way. I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot penis.[/QUOTE]Like I said in title. Not a smart way to do things.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2300851]SW.

This is the pm he sent me. I wonder if he copied it and sent it to all members. Hmmmmmmm.

Hey, I was wondering if you'd be down to share a SW together. I know where we can find a really sexy petite SW we could use up, she's down to take us both at the same time too. I'm very safe no bullshit! I thought if we share it would be more beneficial to our pockets if you know what I mean. Let me know.[/QUOTE]I got the same PM, I didn't answer back.

I wonder how someone would do it smarter?

What is your suggestion MBICFL1? Or should I use the name your mommy gave you, Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation of Central Florida 1? I would suggest that you use a different handle on her if you want to make friends with the literary guild on this board.

[QUOTE=Mbicfl1;2301589]Like I said in title. Not a smart way to do things.[/QUOTE]

Got one of these as well. Mine was asking if I wanted to do a MFM with them for like $50 - includes BBBJ, FS and all kinds of shit.

Weird stuff man. I replied back that they must have the wrong idea about us. We are just a bunch of romantic fiction writers.

[QUOTE=Grain56;2301681]I wonder how someone would do it smarter?

What is your suggestion MBICFL1? Or should I use the name your mommy gave you, Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation of Central Florida 1? I would suggest that you use a different handle on her if you want to make friends with the literary guild on this board.[/QUOTE][BLUE]A couple guys reported the PM's trying to solicit MFM play, something really, really isn't right with him so I banned the account. He'll be back, I would ignore.

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;2301917][BLUE]A couple guys reported the PM's trying to solicit MFM play, something really, really isn't right with him so I banned the account. He'll be back, I would ignore.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Yes, I got one of those PM's but I did not reply to it.

Anyone else notice all the providers who are always "leaving soon" but have been here for 3 yrs. Crazy gimmicks.

Hello Gents and Ladies.

So I have the house to myself for a few days (first time that has ever happened) and due to the fact that I have tons of fun things at home like a sauna, hottub etc, the idea of calling someone over is extremely tempting. Now, I am not new to the hobby but partake very seldom especially in town. I usually go to Niagara Falls or Costa Rica to indulge. I did have a good relations with some former ladies which I would have been comfortable calling home but they are not here anymore.

So, before I make a stupid decision, I would love to hear from the senior members and also if any of the trusted ladies on the board would want to chime in. Or PM me.

Thanks and happy holidays to all of you and yours in advance!

Ed.

I know most do not like to talk about this but the facts are the facts. Something for you to think about. Sense most of the pill mills got shut down a few years ago most of the girls on OBT have went to using heroin shooting it up using a needle & syringe. We all know that heroin addicts share needles and this is how Aids & other diseases are transmitted from person to person. Blossom Park and a few other places on OBT are where most of the heroin is being sold. Just this year there has been over 30 deaths from drug overdose on heroin in the Orlando area alone. Got that from the news the other night. Most of the street walking girls on OBT are heroin addicts and they know how to hide needle tracks. They will shoot it under their finger nails, in their eye brows, behind their ears, any place they can hide it so others can't see it. I see a lot of mongers on the street walkers section who are spending time with girls that are heroin addicts. No I'm not a heroin addict but I had a male friend that was and he use to tell me about all the stuff the addicts do. He has been dead for many years now from his addiction. All I'm saying is please be careful for your on good and others. If your seeing girls on OBT your risk have greatly increased.

[QUOTE=Edfarr;2303333]Hello Gents and Ladies.

So I have the house to myself for a few days (first time that has ever happened) and due to the fact that I have tons of fun things at home like a sauna, hottub etc, the idea of calling someone over is extremely tempting. Now, I am not new to the hobby but partake very seldom especially in town. I usually go to Niagara Falls or Costa Rica to indulge. I did have a good relations with some former ladies which I would have been comfortable calling home but they are not here anymore.

So, before I make a stupid decision, I would love to hear from the senior members and also if any of the trusted ladies on the board would want to chime in. Or PM me.

Thanks and happy holidays to all of you and yours in advance!

Ed.[/QUOTE]My take: If you live with your wife or SO in that house and she finds out you screwed another woman in HER bed, your ass is grass. Weigh up the risks and then ask yourself is the thrill worth the risk?

I think the risk benefit ratio is way out of line, if you pick the wrong girl your life can change dramatically in a few minutes or in a few days or weeks in some cases.

It's much easier to pick one of the women from the board go see them and when you are done you don't have to think about it again, if you invite a stranger to your home you never know what will happen.

There are guys on here who shall remain nameless who have been ripped off royally because they have welcomed a provider into their home. These guys are seasoned mongers who have let the smell of hussy affect their judgement.

Before you make the decision just remember most women in the business are all about the Benjamin's, they don't care about how cool your house is or the hot tub, they just want a safe lucrative encounter.

VS.

I wouldn't do it unless it's a provider that is well reviewed on here. I was robbed back in May, and haven't seen a provider since. Even someone who I thought was friend for 20 years, and got into the game after I had met her, dated her, and lived with her, even robbed me a couple years ago after developing a crack addiction. If you do have a provider come over, hide your checkbook, spare house keys, cameras, jewelery, and anything small that they can stuff in their purse while you're taking a leak in the bathroom. I feel more comfortable having a dream at my home than at a hotel. Been thinking about taking the Michele trip next month due to reviews on here.

[QUOTE=Edfarr;2303333]Hello Gents and Ladies.

So I have the house to myself for a few days (first time that has ever happened) and due to the fact that I have tons of fun things at home like a sauna, hottub etc, the idea of calling someone over is extremely tempting. Now, I am not new to the hobby but partake very seldom especially in town. I usually go to Niagara Falls or Costa Rica to indulge. I did have a good relations with some former ladies which I would have been comfortable calling home but they are not here anymore.

So, before I make a stupid decision, I would love to hear from the senior members and also if any of the trusted ladies on the board would want to chime in. Or PM me.

Thanks and happy holidays to all of you and yours in advance!

Ed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ProMonger1998;2303210]Anyone else notice all the providers who are always "leaving soon" but have been here for 3 yrs. Crazy gimmicks.[/QUOTE]I always saw them as the salesy type. "sell me this pencil". My buddy always said strippers were the best sales people he ever met.

I once wrote a review on here about my encounter with a particularly legendary East side SW when I took back to my house and did the deed bent over my wife's car in the garage. Several guys warned me of the pitfalls, which, of course, are obvious. So, locking up the valuables comes to mind and, of course, make sure she leaves with everything she brought with her.

So, I did this in the garage. I can't think of any SP's that I would let into the house. That said, there are several guys on here that have entertained and it has worked. I guess, $25 for Geneva has always seemed like much cheaper than several years of alimony.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

[QUOTE=Edfarr;2303333]Hello Gents and Ladies.

So I have the house to myself for a few days (first time that has ever happened) and due to the fact that I have tons of fun things at home like a sauna, hottub etc, the idea of calling someone over is extremely tempting. Now, I am not new to the hobby but partake very seldom especially in town. I usually go to Niagara Falls or Costa Rica to indulge. I did have a good relations with some former ladies which I would have been comfortable calling home but they are not here anymore.

So, before I make a stupid decision, I would love to hear from the senior members and also if any of the trusted ladies on the board would want to chime in. Or PM me.

Thanks and happy holidays to all of you and yours in advance!

Ed.[/QUOTE]

I think that being robbed wouldn't be the worst case scenario for me. What about if this provider decides to come back in a later date and have a chat with your wife? Or the kids? I don't know if you guys remember a Michael Douglas' movie from the 80's about a psycho stalker, but a hotel seems very convenient.

[QUOTE=DaddyOh;2303829]I wouldn't do it unless it's a provider that is well reviewed on here. I was robbed back in May, and haven't seen a provider since. Even someone who I thought was friend for 20 years, and got into the game after I had met her, dated her, and lived with her, even robbed me a couple years ago after developing a crack addiction. If you do have a provider come over, hide your checkbook, spare house keys, cameras, jewelery, and anything small that they can stuff in their purse while you're taking a leak in the bathroom. I feel more comfortable having a dream at my home than at a hotel. Been thinking about taking the Michele trip next month due to reviews on here.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone seen Andrea who use to do in calls in Maitland? She was short, blonde with an amazing ass. I know she doesn't advertise any more. I saw her about a year ahold but haven't been able to get a hold of her since.

[QUOTE=KnowingIsAll;2304296]Has anyone seen Andrea who use to do in calls in Maitland? She was short, blonde with an amazing ass. I know she doesn't advertise any more. I saw her about a year ahold but haven't been able to get a hold of her since.[/QUOTE]She was on here about a yr ago. I pm'd her a couple times about getting together. She seemed interested but it never transpired and then I stopped pursing her.

Fantasies by Andrea!

Hands down one of my all time favorites.

Disappeared around this time last year.

AMAZING ass! Always had a blast with her.

If she's still around & anyone has those digits, PLEASE pass them along via pm.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=KnowingIsAll;2304296]Has anyone seen Andrea who use to do in calls in Maitland? She was short, blonde with an amazing ass. I know she doesn't advertise any more. I saw her about a year ahold but haven't been able to get a hold of her since.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Edfarr;2303333]Hello Gents and Ladies.

So I have the house to myself for a few days (first time that has ever happened) and due to the fact that I have tons of fun things at home like a sauna, hottub etc, the idea of calling someone over is extremely tempting. Now, I am not new to the hobby but partake very seldom especially in town. I usually go to Niagara Falls or Costa Rica to indulge. I did have a good relations with some former ladies which I would have been comfortable calling home but they are not here anymore.

So, before I make a stupid decision, I would love to hear from the senior members and also if any of the trusted ladies on the board would want to chime in. Or PM me.

Thanks and happy holidays to all of you and yours in advance!

Ed.[/QUOTE]What are you going to tell your wife when this provider show up at you house a week or two later?

You are fucking nuts to to that.

BTW.

Did check their web site and viewed their models. None if them look familiar, nor recall seeing them on BP or contacting them.

Also the calling number on the txt was not the usual 10 digit number, but a six, like the ones you get from Walmart or Home Depot to notify your pickup is ready.

[QUOTE=OrlandoDoc;2304410]What are you going to tell your wife when this provider show up at you house a week or two later?

You are fucking nuts to to that.[/QUOTE]I appreciate all the feedback. I guess I wasn't thinking with the right head! All points taken and the idea is erased from memory.

[QUOTE=Nineteen80;2304356]Fantasies by Andrea!

Hands down one of my all time favorites.

Disappeared around this time last year.

AMAZING ass! Always had a blast with her.

If she's still around & anyone has those digits, PLEASE pass them along via pm.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I was lucky to see her twice a couple years ago she was so hot and was a ass on her all I know she was doing online nude webcam dam I truly miss her m-45.

Saw my baby savanna and she's so thick and nice I wanted to pound her all night. If you appreciate a voluptuous woman go see her.

Her ass was to die for. Her sessions were mind blowing. I guess she retired.

[QUOTE=Mafia45;2304584]I was lucky to see her twice a couple years ago she was so hot and was a ass on her all I know she was doing online nude webcam dam I truly miss her m-45.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mafia45;2304584]I was lucky to see her twice a couple years ago she was so hot and was a ass on her all I know she was doing online nude webcam dam I truly miss her m-45.[/QUOTE]Have not seen her in about a year. But what a fine ass she has. Hope she comes back soon.

I got some communication from Ashley, aka Mystical0945, a true legend, stating she no longer endorses her former friend and wants the world to know it. It seems that Khrystal borrowed a monger's car and totaled it and probably some other things have gone on. Wow. Think about that one for a moment.

OK. This isn't about what she did, or the obvious, what was that guy thinking? It is about Ashley wanting us all to know that she no longer endorses her.

Play safe,

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2306779]I got some communication from Ashley, aka Mystical0945, a true legend, stating she no longer endorses her former friend and wants the world to know it. It seems that Khrystal borrowed a monger's car and totaled it and probably some other things have gone on. Wow. Think about that one for a moment.

OK. This isn't about what she did, or the obvious, what was that guy thinking? It is about Ashley wanting us all to know that she no longer endorses her.

Play safe,

C3.[/QUOTE]Is this the same Patience that is spoken so highly of in Brevard county? Anyhow, I appreciate that pertinent information from Ashley, and will promptly add Patience to my, " vehicle non usage list."

JAck&drive posted this question.

Is this the same Patience that is spoken so highly of in Brevard county?

Mistikal is talking about someone else!

Patience from Brevard went UTR and she is a total sweet heart.

Have fun.

Regards.

Ee.

[QUOTE=JacknDrive;2306811]Is this the same Patience that is spoken so highly of in Brevard county?[/QUOTE]The young lady you're referring to is a sexy blonde.

Different pics, and apparently quite a different story.

C3.

[QUOTE=JacknDrive;2306811]Is this the same Patience that is spoken so highly of in Brevard county? Anyhow, I appreciate that pertinent information from Ashley, and will promptly add Patience to my, " vehicle non usage list."[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JacknDrive;2306811]Is this the same Patience that is spoken so highly of in Brevard county? Anyhow, I appreciate that pertinent information from Ashley, and will promptly add Patience to my, " vehicle non usage list."[/QUOTE][B]Not[/B] the Patience from Brevard. He's referring to this one:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?430506-Patients[/URL]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2306841]Different pics, and apparently quite a different story.

C3.[/QUOTE]I sure hope this guy doesn't have to explain the car to the SO.

[QUOTE=JacknDrive;2306851]I sure hope this guy doesn't have to explain the car to the SO.[/QUOTE]God I agree with JD but, this is a good opportunity to remind everyone. Think about what you share before you share. Nobody needs the problems that are reported she might have created, added to or been part of. Think boys, use that big head. Your little head will thank you, repeatedly.

2014 has been a good year. After many years in this hobby all over the world in found this site in 2014. It's been a interesting journey. Some bad times but overall met some great girls and some great fellow mongers. But a truly wild ride.

I've been accused of being.

* a counterfeiter.

* a mobster.

* a bald Latino gangbanger.

* wanted by the FBI and Secret Service.

I had Jag who supposedly looks like the Rock bug the shit out of me about us being the most popular mongers in Orlando and everyone else is just jealous. Then we found out he was a lying bag of douche.

I've seen some great girls this year. A lot of them! And spent $25 K in the hobby.

In the last month or so alone I've seen. Dallas, UTR massage provider, NaNa, Michelle1, Diamond Banks, Velvet, Luxsa, JLo, Liz (hunters creek), Sweet Krystal (who now is no good I guess), Jersey, Shain. And I may be forgetting one or two or nine. And I try to make time to bang girls outside the hobby a couple times a week and no wonder I'm always fucking tired and need Adderall.

And people can say what they want about me being a model and that's why I have success or make up stories about me being some organized crime figure but the truth remains I review a lot of girls, add a lot of Intel and not one time has my information been questioned. My reviews are 100% truth and always will be. That you can count on.

It's been a fun (and expensive) year and I look forward to a great 2015 with all you fellow mongers and lovely ladies of this esteemed board.

KC.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2306779]I got some communication from Ashley, aka Mystical0945, a true legend, stating she no longer endorses her former friend and wants the world to know it. It seems that Khrystal borrowed a monger's car and totaled it and probably some other things have gone on. Wow. Think about that one for a moment.

OK. This isn't about what she did, or the obvious, what was that guy thinking? It is about Ashley wanting us all to know that she no longer endorses her.

Play safe,

C3.[/QUOTE]Indeed, what was he thinking? When I was 19 yeare old I bought a 67 Mustang Fastback had that car for 23 years. I can remember this chick offering to give me whatever I wanted if I let her drive it up the front range (I-70 west heading into the mountains outside of Golden, CO) she was persistent even went as far as pulling my cock out of my pants and giving me a little show of what was to come. Not a chance in hell was that going to happen, and she was a friend. My wife only drove it a handful of times, and I let each one of my kids drive it once just so they could say they did. That is thinking with the wrong head.

1. Asian Jade (One of the most incredible girls I have ever met, she has it all. Brains, beauty and incredible GFE performance) (not sure if she's seeing or willing to se any new clients at this time).

2. Cassie (The most incredible body I have ever seen on a provider and has always come through for me, not GFE but still amazing experience).

3. Yashii (Beautiful woman of color and a great GFE performer. I have been seeing her since she is 19 years old and very reliable).

I have become more than just clients with all these girls, I consider each one a friend. None of these girls would bring you any sort of drama and all are very trustworthy.

Happy Holidays to all you members!

Could KnowingIsAll please provide contact information for his favorite three? Searches only produced a probable match for Yashii. But even for her more info would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=KnowingIsAll;2308778]1. Asian Jade (One of the most incredible girls I have ever met, she has it all. Brains, beauty and incredible GFE performance) (not sure if she's seeing or willing to se any new clients at this time).

2. Cassie (The most incredible body I have ever seen on a provider and has always come through for me, not GFE but still amazing experience).

3. Yashii (Beautiful woman of color and a great GFE performer. I have been seeing her since she is 19 years old and very reliable).

I have become more than just clients with all these girls, I consider each one a friend. None of these girls would bring you any sort of drama and all are very trustworthy.

Happy Holidays to all you members![/QUOTE]

I need a new phone any good deals out there?

I like the Burner App pick any area code for 5. 99 a month unlimited.

[QUOTE=FrankCuba;2311172]I need a new phone any good deals out there?[/QUOTE]

I picked up a $10 TracPhone and just put $20 on it when it needs it. The deal I got when I bought the phone was two for one for the minutes. I only turn it on when I am cruising.

The only thing I would have done differently is to buy a phone with a keyboard of some sort. Texting (which seems to be more in use than I would have ever dreamed) is a pain, but I have gotten pretty good at it.

It has a security lock so even if it were found no one could get into it.

C3.

[QUOTE=FrankCuba;2311172]I need a new phone any good deals out there?[/QUOTE]

I cannot give out Jades number as she's not seeing anyone new at this time. Senior members can pm me for Cassie or Yashii numbers.

[QUOTE=BullsFan2456;2310845]Could KnowingIsAll please provide contact information for his favorite three? Searches only produced a probable match for Yashii. But even for her more info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]