PSA: We have a skunk problem!
[QUOTE=AsianYumYum;5537313]
You're too fucking stupid to be somebody on here, I hope mongers shun your Dumbass, keep trolling and bullshitting on here like a [b]skunk[/b] roaming around lost stinking up the place. [/QUOTE]Thanks you for pointing this out. Other members have done the same:
[QUOTE=OlGary;4975958]Hell, who am I kidding, you probably tipped him an extra 10 for licking your ass, you dirty [b]skunk[/b] you.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Grogrin;3910180]
If a monger was to post that he met a provider and she gave a good service blow job for $40 bills, the inflator, being the [b]skunk[/b] that he is, making a stink wherever he goes, he will look at that review and run to her and pay her possibly more, 60,70 to even 80. e idiots anymore, no getting through them. Best thing to do is Shun them and let them be. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Toujula;3069706]
Fucking siding with that loser, scumbag, [b]skunk,[/b] [/QUOTE]So ADumDum, as a respected member of the board how can we combat this skunk problem? TIA.
Words of advice to live by
[QUOTE=AsianYumYum;5538655]What is it that I am saying that is so damning that even on masshole, where everything supposedly goes, that admin still deletes my post thread, LOL. My goodness, I never thought the pussification of canceled culture would apply even in a degenerate pussy chasing site like this.
Those that my posts were directed to, you can think sir admin for always saving your ass because he will not allow me to reply to you freely. He and only he, or maybe it's a he-***** with a surgical twat, knows how bad I tore you a new asshole and why it didn't allow the post to stay. How pathetic, no sense going on a war of words with you lames when you have protection to hide behind and exposed the bullshitters, frauds, and dumb asses that yous are. I know how to get under one's skin on forums and you dumbasses are no exception, I know what would rile you, and all of it would come just on shit you posts, nothing made up, nothing fake, just using your own bullshit and make you eat it like you vomit and I made you picked it up and drink it.
My last post at MoreBS is deleted where it should've stayed up. It would've exposed this bullshitter for all the nonsense he is yapping. What did I say that was so damning, I was just quoting his own stuff and replying. You allow that stupid imbecile skunk Dumbass to do the same but delete mine, you cock sucker. I see you don't even bother to allow that damning post I have about him. That would really expose him as a POS and why you've refused to post it, even when I try to go around it..[/QUOTE]Shut up. Stop talking. No one likes you.
My Take and USA Motives in General.
The obvious difference though between clown and me, which Admin. Can clearly see, is that dum dum writes in such a way that it's self evident that he thinks of himself or wants to lend to the belief by others, that he is some USA guide post leader, and is all knowing, has the best ideas etc. He craves credit.
When people don't see it that way or oppose him, he can't handle it and lashes out. I just give my two cents and could care less who wants to follow it. I'm not motivated by anything or any mission on USA guide. This is just casual tips and advice for me and I could care less what anyone does or doesn't do with it. I don't expect or want any posts directed towards me from anyone saying they tried what I said and here's my great wonderful story, thanks. I am far more humble with all this and don't live to be or hear congratulations, especially on a sex monger board. I mean jees I have a real life outside of this hobby, while maybe dum dum and others don't. I'm not collecting "credits" here.
Dum dum and others like him, lay it on so thick, that off course Admin is going to censor him / them. We're not being protected by Admin, he's just doing the job he is paid to do by his boss. The advice I give to dum dum, and others like him on this board, or anyone on any monger board, is to not get so consumed with seeing your words in print that it interferes with the happiness of your life, this shouldn't be getting your blood to boil and affecting your mental health, or general health, or just ruining your mood or your day as dum dum's latest posts appear to have taken such toll on him. Take a breath and live a life beyond USA board, as it really means nothing in the real world, the world in general. Relax, you can still feel "I've won," and not drive your self crazy, because if keep on this path, you eventually will.
Blah blah blah blah. More BS
[QUOTE=MoreBJs;5539548]The obvious difference though between clown and me, which Admin. Can clearly see, is that dum dum writes in such a way that it's self evident that he thinks of himself or wants to lend to the belief by others, that he is some USA guide post leader, and is all knowing, has the best ideas etc. He craves credit.
When people don't see it that way or oppose him, he can't handle it and lashes out. I just give my two cents and could care less who wants to follow it. I'm not motivated by anything or any mission on USA guide. This is just casual tips and advice for me and I could care less what anyone does or doesn't do with it. I don't expect or want any posts directed towards me from anyone saying they tried what I said and here's my great wonderful story, thanks. I am far more humble with all this and don't live to be or hear congratulations, especially on a sex monger board. I mean jees I have a real life outside of this hobby, while maybe dum dum and others don't. I'm not collecting "credits" here.[/QUOTE]Shut the fuck up.
You sound STUPID every time you open you post your shits here, like the other guy and overall you stooges on here, we all know who you's are. All that jibberish talk and not saying a god dam thing. First you open your mouth on a topic that you didn't have to and when confronted, now you want to preach the gospel and all morality and life? , dude shut the fuck up, seriously, you are DUMB, just Dumb!
I have a dirty rotten smelly tampon I can lend you so you can wipe your tears and face. You're a bullshitter, be happy with it. You never amounted to shit in life so you're the last person anyone would consider credible to give any relevant advice. So you're 2 cents, are that, worthless.
I think it's really better to summarize all that bullshit you just yap by saying that a Penny is probably worth more then your sorry worthless ass, you make no "Cents".
Oh, by the way, look at this review from a fellow Mass monger who's probably been watching the board and intel and tried out a recommendation. Look at what he is saying about the place I recommended in RI. Meanwhile your inbox is full of mongers trying to get you to come clean and give up that bullshit lead on those 2 anorexic little Cambodian, alien looking monkey chics pics you posted talking about they're fat cuter, far thinner, far prettier and far sexier crap. No one has yet to meet them except your fantasy, dumb, crack smoking addict ass. You've been flip flopping and making up shit on the go changing your shit at least 4 times now, since.
Go sit in the corner and lick your thumb and stick it up your ass you Dunce.
[QUOTE=RamRod123;5540134]Broke my 1021 cherry and was not disappointed. June took me to the room and told me another girl would be doing the massage. I was disappointed because she looked great. Luckily when she came back 15 min later there was a change of plans and she ended up doing it. TS was ok but nothing like the old NM days. When we got back to the room it was down to business. CBJ and switched from doggy to finish in mish. 70/140 and worth it IMO. So much better (younger and hotter) than anything in MA. I wish it wasn't so far away but maybe that's for the best, otherwise I'd be here way too often.[/QUOTE]
More of a cockroach problem
The Cockroach has returned!
[QUOTE=AsianYumYum;5470791]Not new here just haven't posted in like forever and [B]lost my account logins so I've created this one.[/B][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;5538640]
[QUOTE=AsianYumYum;5537313]You're too fucking stupid to be somebody on here, I hope mongers shun your Dumbass, keep trolling and bullshitting on here like a [B]skunk[/B] roaming around lost stinking up the place. [/QUOTE]
Thanks you for pointing this out. Other members have done the same:
[QUOTE=OlGary;4975958]SHell, who am I kidding, you probably tipped him an extra 10 for licking your ass, you dirty [B]skunk[/B] you.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Grogrin;3910180]
If a monger was to post that he met a provider and she gave a good service blow job for $40 bills, the inflator, being the [B]skunk[/B] that he is, making a stink wherever he goes, he will look at that review and run to her and pay her possibly more, 60,70 to even 80. e idiots anymore, no getting through them. Best thing to do is Shun them and let them be. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Toujula;3069706]
Fucking siding with that loser, scumbag, [B]skunk[/B][/QUOTE]
So ADumDum, as a respected member of the board how can we combat this skunk problem? TIA.[/QUOTE]
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3 Imbecile stooges, I rest my case
Here they are folks. What is that ol sayin. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt that you're a fucking idiot".
It's all right here folks, and you think I am kidding when I tell you, there is 300 years plus between these men and it is nothing but stupidity. You are supposed to be wiser as you get older but these dumb asses, sorry losers of any kind, are the complete opposite.
I contribute more to society from the sweat of my balls then these 3 head morons combine. It is so comical that they jump to help validate each other's post not knowing that it instead prove them to be stupid in the process and doesn't help their cause. It is fucking laughable, just gut wrenching laughable the amount of stupidity from these 3 worthless sperms that should've been swallowed but unfortunately we have to live with their worthless existence.
This stupid imbecile is trying to correct on "sense" when my whole point of "cents" was a metaphor to prove how worthless you are compared to a penny and why I quoted it, lmaooooooo. And he thinks he got me on a spelling error, bawhahahahahah, lmao, what a fucking a moron, cretin, Dumb fucking imbecile. My god, you losers take all status of what a human being no brains is. WOW.
Look at this shit on display, lmao. This is gold. Lmao.
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;5541300]Asian DumbDumb, you really are living up to your name. You do realize it is "sense" not "cents" right? Just having some fun right? LOL.
What's interesting is some other well known members have the exact same problem with this word, very odd indeed don't you think?
Come to think of it you have so much in common with OlGary, Toujula, Grogrin, Negsiro etc. Words like the misused "cents", "shun" , "inflator" and my favorite "skunks"! Do you guys know each other? LMFAO.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ThroatMonger69;5541831]Absolutely. Only a real dummy spells 'sense' 'cents' and we know who that moron is![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wiseass;5541511]Bravo Billy, BRAVO!Guilty Beyond a Reasonable Doubt![/QUOTE]
DumDum's MBFYB Club, Lmao!
DumDum's Latest Joke:
"I might give one of you members in the 'More Bang For Your Buck (MBFYB) club the number and let you have at it if you want to go down to the Fall River, New Bedford area to see her".
The MBFYB Club? LMAO! How many Members in this Elite Club? I would Guess 3 Members. DumDum (Me) President, DumDum (Myself) Vice-President, and DumDum (and I) Secretary-Treasurer, LOL! Access to all the Imaginary Girls you could want for Bargain Basement Prices! Maybe you'll let your very close "Friends", OlGary, Grogin, Negsiro, and Toujula join too! LOL!
This Guy is too Much! Always a Laugh! Like Tuning in to the Comedy Central! How does He come up with all this Stuff? Thanks DumDum! Keep up the Good Work!
So Asian yy is Cheezefist?!
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;5541300]Asian DumbDumb, you really are living up to your name. You do realize it is "sense" not "cents" right? Just having some fun right? LOL.
What's interesting is some other well known members have the exact same problem with this word, very odd indeed don't you think?
Come to think of it you have so much in common with OlGary, Toujula, Grogrin, Negsiro etc. Words like the misused "cents", "shun" , "inflator" and my favorite "skunks"! Do you guys know each other? LMFAO.[/QUOTE]Wait wait wait.
So if AsianYY is Olgary and Olgary is Cheezefist. Then that makes Asian yum yum is Cheezefist! LOL.
You can't make this shit up!
HahahahHaha!!
Leeza: proceed with caution
So. From the first and last paragraphs of this review I take it that there were no masks involved. Before anyone else decides to go swap spit with Leeza, you should know that there's a decent chance she is not vaccinated. I say this because I saw her one time a few years back and accidentally allowed the conversation to veer into her anti-vax opinions. I was very disappointed to hear that someone I am fond of is this deluded, but there you have it. It was like the time I accidentally conversed with a guy at a bar who started in with the "9/11 was an inside job" bullshit.
Anyway, there was no covid at the time so I didn't hesitate to see her again after that. But if you're one of the people who think it's all over because some of us are vaccinated, I'd think again when it comes to Leeza.
[QUOTE=ThroatMonger69;5523369]I can't stop smiling as I just got back from Leeza in Clinton. Leeza has been well reviewed on this board and many of us champion her for good reason.
She greets me at the door wearing an open white lab coat that shows off a black lace bra that inhabit her massive DDDs. I give her a quick hug and a kiss on the lips, which slightly turns me on as I grab her ass during the said kiss. Unfortunately, according to reports, no one has ever tried to touch her massive tits which is does suck. However, her massages are something to behold.
She has me lay naked on my belly after she collects my pay and soon heats up oil. She dabs a little to my ass crack and slowly glistens my cheeks. Next she uses her invasiveness and butters up my taint, using gentle caresses to the area while I lift my hips, inviting her hands to my erect cock. Leeza takes her time, massaging my prostate and ass crack thoroughly while I assume a doggy style position and groan when she touches my scrotum with her oiled hand.
Next, she reaches for my cock, applying hot oil to the area, her foreign hand covering my big, veiny erection with her warm lubricant. It feels amazing and I let her know that. Then she does something I love that is stroke my cock as I'm on all-fours. I thrust into her cupped oiled hands as sort of a makeshift pussy. I do this vigorously, pumping for all I'm worth my firm ass cheeks jiggle as Leeza and I engage in some sultry eye contact.
After I'm done thrusting, I turn onto my back and Leeza pours hot oil all over the head of my cock. I groan with pleasure as it feels so good. Lee's a edges me properly. Remember guys, she's a professional, you will get a proper edge-job and external prostate massage. As she does this she uses her free hand to plug my asshole, which feels amazing. As she fingers my frenulum in a circular motion while moving her right hand index finger in and out of my brown-knot, I get close to climax. "Leeza, babe, you're going to make me cum!" I say. She laughs and replies "you sure you want to do that?" To which I nod affirmatively.
She then takes her left hand and jerks me up and down while maintaining eye contact with me. Her right hand index finger is still in the vicinity of my puckered asshole but, in a moment, she takes that finger and begins massaging my prostate with it. "More oil?" She asks, as my balls become taut and the veins in my cock pulse. "Yes, Leeza" I manage to say. She pours the oil all over my urethra, and continues jerking and playing with my prostate. After about 30 seconds of this I feel tension in my balls and I cum. Three glorious ropes come shooting out of my cock, landing on Leezas left arm. "Awww, yeahhhh!" I screech, as the silly string comes exploding out of my cock.
Leeza keeps jerking, even after the orgasm, as a way to really clean my pipes. With my cum on her left arm and her hand, she cleans herself off in the sink. She then comes back with hot towels and cleans me off.
"Where do you want me to massage?" She asks in her Brazilian accent. I point to my back. Soon, she lightly massages the small of my back. We talk about how her business is doing, her sex-life, and her Pilates classes. For instance, she has more clients than ever, she likes getting pounded from behind, and she takes Pilates every Tuesday and Thursday. Fascinating. I ask her if she would ever have sex with me, she laughs and says 'yes' if we were in a relationship. I'm under her influence now so I give it an honest contemplation. Could I date Leeza? I mean, she's in her late fifties. I'm only in my early thirties. I don't know. If she sucks and fucks as good and as masterful as she gives handjobs, I would absolutely consider it. Just as I'm relaying this in my head, I feel a hand go down my ass-crack and the process begins again.
Feeling more emotionally close to her, I reach my hand out and squeeze her right breast. It feels massive and squishy and firm. She tells me to get on my back and again, (probably as a way to get my hands off her tits) and she jerks me off to completion, this time I ask her to put her hands together like she's receiving communion and I plaster her palms with my thick, white jism. I look at the clock. It's been 53 minutes and I only paid for a half hour. Leeza cleans me up, I get up off her table, and walk my ass over to where my clothes are, on the chair. What an amazing hour. I give her a kiss goodbye, managed to slip my tongue in, and left to a rainy, drizzling day.[/QUOTE]
Can we please talk about handjobs?
Can we? I mean, safety is one thing but damn.
Trickster666 is Cheezefist / Asian yum yum
[QUOTE=Trickster666;5545813]I hope you people realize that all this bullshit is written by CrazyCrouton.[/QUOTE]You may want to check Billy's post after you've sobered up Cheezefist. I'm still waiting to hear how it felt to lose your Cheezefist, Olgary and Newbiestyles handles. That was one of my best accomplishments thanks to A2. You can call me Captain Crouton for now on. Or daddy.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!