Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hungbelly;2917911]Milfman, you have become a legend here in Knoxville. Your reviews are the best and most inciteful. A must read before hitting the streets to pursue this crazy hobby of ours.

The details are what sets you apart. Next time I go somewhere for pussy I'm bringing pen and paper, to record it better, in your honor.

Respectfully Yours,

The Belly.[/QUOTE]You're too kind (variety is the spice of life), but I'd recommend the opposite approach for the reviews brother. Don't worry about taking the pen, paper, or otherwise; simply get wrapped up in the experience and save the reviews for when you have a chance to sit back, grinning from ear to ear, to bask in the fruits of your labors and share what you can of those "dreams" with the rest of us. The beauty is that the reviews often range from a terse "I found it, I f**ked it, I left it" to reviews trying to paint as vivid of a picture as possible. Consider the purpose here: "The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women. " Anything information outside of that purpose is just static and noise.

Happy Hunting,

Milfman.

Nice compendium!

The ever-flexible Skye has a quirky but loving personality and excellent skills.

Rachel has rubbed many in this forum the wrong way but I find her easy to deal with.

Seeks.

[QUOTE=MilfMan865;2919757]Certainly. In no particular order, not meant to be comprehensive, nor including links to their ads (search criteria keywords provided where appropriate): Candy Curves (bonafide "MILF-A-LICIOUS"), Luscious Lexie (bonafide "True Southern BELLE and hospitality!Highly reviewed for 2 years 5 Diamond service!"), Jessica (the "100% REAL,5'7,140 lbs 34DDD natural high heels always" claim), Lucy (Blount county), Miss Chris (rubdown option), Ally ("A Rub Down Fit For A King" claim), Sherry (business of "Sherry's Soothing Touch Massage Service"), Scarlett (the "Sensual exotic mix of Japanese / German" claim), Samantha (ads always have "~Relax~" in the title), Kimberly's Healing Hands (no extras, but many board members have visited her) and massage provider emeritus status to Whitney and Shaynna. An option for just about any preference should be out there and I'm sure they'd love to hear from anyone interested.

Happy Hunting,

Milfman.[/QUOTE]

Plus: She has a rockstar body IMO. Minus: Rushed she even said we need to hurry have another client coming. I don't think she is the best value for the money. Ken.

[QUOTE=YoungBlood1;2919907]I had to be out towards Roane County for work today so I was going to stop by this place since its one of only two AMPs left that offer extras (that I know of) but when I drove by there were two local LEO just sitting in their cars in the parking lot. It figures the one day I can go up there something like that would happen. Anyone visited there lately?[/QUOTE]I went there about a month ago and a couple of weeks before that. Completely unworth the trips. Uncle LEO might have done you a favor. I will wait a few years before trying there again.

I saw Ms Jill the other night and she has an amazing body. She said I was the 12th one that day but she talked and talked my ear off. She is a sweet girl and actually the same exact age as me but has aged much better. Massage and ending were good so I'll likely repeat.

[QUOTE=BigJohnJ;2922207]I saw Ms Jill the other night and she has an amazing body. She said I was the 12th one that day but she talked and talked my ear off. She is a sweet girl and actually the same exact age as me but has aged much better. Massage and ending were good so I'll likely repeat.[/QUOTE]We have made her famous because I think she only uses our site. I love this woman and have been having serious dreams with her in them. Her body is to die 4.

At this rate she'll be a millionaire in 3 years. I may have to see her at 6 am before you others wake up. LOL.

The Belly.

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Hello, my fellow enthusiast. Anyone have any info on this one? I tried searching for Jordan and for the number, but to no avail. If she's on here, even better!

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/jordan-touch-to-be-touched-relax-and-enjoy-the-best-body-rubs/12973020[/URL]

Thanks in advance!

Monger Safely!

After a recent post addressing other massage providers in the area, I have received several PMs inquiring about Luscious Lexie so it would be better to address those here instead of individually. I have not met Luscious Lexie in person and only have the board reviews to go by as far as her service (all complimentary). I contacted her directly via PMs on the board and she confirmed that she is not "in hiding" and she is still providing body rubs. Like most of us, recent events have shaken her considerably, but she confirmed that she is still available. If you have some other means of contacting her, use that, but she has not retired. She provided authorization for me to post a synopsis of PM communication since so many had inquired.

Stay safe,

Milfman.

I have had the pleasure I've seeing Jill several times the last couple of weeks. I found her to be easy to deal with, to talk to, and has always been on time, never rushed. I have seen her at her place and she has came to mine, all without a hitch. Lovely lady with a great attitude and body to match, and the patience of a saint because things don't work like they always used to for me at least. Treat her right guys we want her to stay around.

[QUOTE=Jem411;2928308]I have had the pleasure I've seeing Jill several times the last couple of weeks. I found her to be easy to deal with, to talk to, and has always been on time, never rushed. I have seen her at her place and she has came to mine, all without a hitch. Lovely lady with a great attitude and body to match, and the patience of a saint because things don't work like they always used to for me at least. Treat her right guys we want her to stay around.[/QUOTE]Jill is a pleasure. I enjoy talking to her a lot. She's definitely a rare find in this game. Nothing fake about her.

[QUOTE=CharlieX;2928497]Jill is a pleasure. I enjoy talking to her a lot. She's definitely a rare find in this game. Nothing fake about her.[/QUOTE]Jill is truly a diamond in the rough. Needle in the haystack. Likely the closest thing to perfection that we mongers will ever find in the course of the hobby.

Hey gang, Jill is running a special $80 for Senior members (you lucky dogs) and $100 for non senior members (yay me). I booked mine and she said she had plenty of slots open still. Get in while the gettin is good!

Was lucky enough to be able to spend a little dream time with Lexie recently. As always, she showed me why her reputation and reviews can't be beat. Each time I go, I think to myself. " can't get better than that". And each time she proves me wrong. Not only is she beautiful and skilled (very, very skilled), but she is a really cool peeson. I'm not trying to white knight here, but I know I always leave our dream dates feeling like the most important guy on the block.

Seeing as how there may or may not be unwanted eyes floating around, I'll leave the details to your imagination. Suffice it to say that she is a beautiful, intelligent, independent woman who has built a supreme reputation, and works hard to maintain it. The only down side to any visit I've ever had is when Its time to wake up from the sweet dreams she shares.

Last I asked her, she said she was only seeing repeat clients, and if that's you, you should have her contact info. If it's not, maybe you should message her on this board. I'm not going to give her # out until she gives me the ok. Like I said, lots of eyes, etc. Last thing we need around here is to see yet another provider get collared.

Happy mongering gents. Play safe!

Anyone seen this girl looks fairly new to BP body rubs.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-savannah-tennessees-new-bombshell-fun-loving-gal-with-warm-loving-hands-lunch-special/17496484[/URL]

Thanks.