Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Admin2;3316140]Tide, I just checked, 5 of your first 10 posts were requests for info. I just now looked at them and counted them. Does that mean you're LEO? Or, like most of them, were you just new and had a question.

Cops know more about where hookers are than we do. That's all they do all day long, they get paid to know where the hookers are. If they could use this info they wouldn't ask questions, they would just post what the needed to make the bust.

Not busting your ass, I think my first 20 posts way back when were requests for info. Back then though nobody was here so we were all glad to have something to read.

A2.[/QUOTE]You do have a point. There are are many that just send red flags up. Not all. Again and can be simply the inexperienced poster. Yes, I do ask information because I've toftt many time and have shared experience too.

[blue]Was making a point not busting ass hoss. You have obviously turned into an awesome member here just as I did.

My point was lots of new guys don't know what the hell they are doing and just post without looking at what happened earlier.

A2[/blue]

Had some time to kill today and was needing a rundown so decided to go to I Knead since I was in the area. Hadn't been in over a year. Got a tall, husky broad. Figured she could work the kinks real good. Massage was ok. English sucked. Didn't understand much I was saying. Lots of teasing. Thought maybe it might lead to something. It didn't. She tried to direct my hand. Told her I wasn't interested. Anyway the bad part was she wanted to know if I wanted her to walk on my back and use her feet instead of hands. I said sure, what the hell. Big mistake. First off this broad didn't know gentle techniques. She was mashing the shit out of me and in between breaths she didn't understand me telling her to get the fuck off. But that's not the worse part. She was wearing these ballet flats and when she took them off and started massaging up around my shoulders, the funk from her feet hit me and I damn near threw up. Which is what her feet smelled like. I had my face down in the hole trying to hold my breath and at the same time yelling at her to stop. Needless to say, she got no tip and I was hoping she wouldn't ask why.

Not busting your ass, I think my first 20 posts way back when were requests for info. Back then though nobody was here so we were all glad to have something to read.

That got me to wondering about my beginnings on here, so I went looking for my history. Unfortunately I'm limited to only searching back two years.

As I recall, I was a lurker for 2/3 years before registering. If memory serves me correct that was about the year 2008?

Has anyone ever seen or talked to this girl? Every time she pops up, I try to communicate and nothing. LOL. LOL. She must not like my look across text.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-babydoll/17831152[/URL]

[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3317069]Had some time to kill today and was needing a rundown so decided to go to I Knead since I was in the area. Hadn't been in over a year. Got a tall, husky broad. Figured she could work the kinks real good. Massage was ok. English sucked. Didn't understand much I was saying. Lots of teasing. Thought maybe it might lead to something. It didn't. She tried to direct my hand. Told her I wasn't interested. Anyway the bad part was she wanted to know if I wanted her to walk on my back and use her feet instead of hands. I said sure, what the hell. Big mistake. First off this broad didn't know gentle techniques. She was mashing the shit out of me and in between breaths she didn't understand me telling her to get the fuck off. But that's not the worse part. She was wearing these ballet flats and when she took them off and started massaging up around my shoulders, the funk from her feet hit me and I damn near threw up. Which is what her feet smelled like. I had my face down in the hole trying to hold my breath and at the same time yelling at her to stop. Needless to say, she got no tip and I was hoping she wouldn't ask why.[/QUOTE]Sorry you had such a bad time but I have to confess that I laughed so hard I almost hurt myself LOL. I have to know though was there an upcharge for the foot funk hahahahaha. MJ.

[QUOTE=CrazyTown;3323067]Has anyone ever seen or talked to this girl? Every time she pops up, I try to communicate and nothing. LOL. LOL. She must not like my look across text.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-babydoll/17831152[/URL][/QUOTE]Lots of drama and bad service here I talked to her on the phone and that was good enough for me but my buddy actually saw her he said he might just as well have set $200 on fire and threw it in the trash. MJ.

[QUOTE=CrazyTown;3323067]Has anyone ever seen or talked to this girl? Every time she pops up, I try to communicate and nothing. LOL. LOL. She must not like my look across text.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-babydoll/17831152[/URL][/QUOTE]I did get to talk to her couple of years ago when she just popped up. She quoted me 175 for the 1 hr massage. I asked if that included fun and happy ending. She said that would be extra. That was the end of that for me.

[QUOTE=CrazyTown;3323067]Has anyone ever seen or talked to this girl? Every time she pops up, I try to communicate and nothing. LOL. LOL. She must not like my look across text.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-babydoll/17831152[/URL][/QUOTE]Keep trying. I've had a lot of happy endings with her over the years. And her sister too. DO NOT pay her quoted rates!! She has gone way up because WE will pay that much.

Well I kept reading and saw where you had actually gotten in touch with her and saw some more posts. I guess she's changed, which is why she's charging so much now. Oh well, another provider with GPS I guess!! Used to have unbelievably good times... I even still have her saved in my phone.

I definitely won't pay $175 but I do like a spinner. I may get to test it out one day. Thanks for info.

[QUOTE=Dirtball;3323747]Keep trying. I've had a lot of happy endings with her over the years. And her sister too. DO NOT pay her quoted rates!! She has gone way up because WE will pay that much.

Well I kept reading and saw where you had actually gotten in touch with her and saw some more posts. I guess she's changed, which is why she's charging so much now. Oh well, another provider with GPS I guess!! Used to have unbelievably good times... I even still have her saved in my phone.[/QUOTE]

Had some time to waste yesterday so stopped by Lily for the first time. Only expected a decent therapeutic massage.

Seemed that was how it was going to go as she never teased from the back side like many do.

Once I flipped she never made an attempt to cover me up. Junior was already at attention and she made some comment then went right to it.

I thought damn didn't even have to ask, what a nice surprise.

Guess I had that "I need a rub and tug" look yesterday. LOL.

YMMV.

I love how some people on here at times when getting a massage will say "on the flip I was full attention" or whatever non sense is said. And even with no teasing whatsoever they'll say the same thing. I've gotten a few massages over the years where they will really get in there when I've been face down and excitement goes up. But any other time, when I'm getting worked on, a hard on is the last thing that's going to happen. I'm usually in too much pain to get aroused. And that's probably the case with most of you. There's not one thing wrong with my unit. It must doesn't fly up like some of you seem to think you're does.

That place is owned by the same people who own Lotus and Angel and since they opened the first one, they've been giving out hand jobs from day one. Not much of a secret if you know.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;3330531]Had some time to waste yesterday so stopped by Lily for the first time. Only expected a decent therapeutic massage.

Seemed that was how it was going to go as she never teased from the back side like many do.

Once I flipped she never made an attempt to cover me up. Junior was already at attention and she made some comment then went right to it.

I thought damn didn't even have to ask, what a nice surprise.

Guess I had that "I need a rub and tug" look yesterday. LOL.

YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3330893]I love how some people on here at times when getting a massage will say "on the flip I was full attention" or whatever non sense is said. And even with no teasing whatsoever they'll say the same thing. I've gotten a few massages over the years where they will really get in there when I've been face down and excitement goes up. But any other time, when I'm getting worked on, a hard on is the last thing that's going to happen. I'm usually in too much pain to get aroused. And that's probably the case with most of you. There's not one thing wrong with my unit. It must doesn't fly up like some of you seem to think you're does.[/QUOTE]I'm with you SlumpBuster. I function just fine but I have never had solid wood on the flip. I have wished I could because I think chances of success would increase but I just don't think I can make that happen. During the good old days of Yoshiko, with just the sight of the hot early twenty girls in bikinis and knowing what was about to happen, I would often have a 3/4 when the towel came off for the table shower. That sometimes resulted in extra attention during the shower and immediate action back in the room.

LOL can type in her number on fb and her profile comes up. Sexy. Makes it even more interesting for me.

[QUOTE=Dirtball;3323747]Keep trying. I've had a lot of happy endings with her over the years. And her sister too. DO NOT pay her quoted rates!! She has gone way up because WE will pay that much.

Well I kept reading and saw where you had actually gotten in touch with her and saw some more posts. I guess she's changed, which is why she's charging so much now. Oh well, another provider with GPS I guess!! Used to have unbelievably good times... I even still have her saved in my phone.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's ridiculous. I'm with you on the real AMP's. I remember going to the old Fuji in Center Point, and in their sauna room they would have a few skin mags. They were some real bootleg mags. Stuff like Black Tail or an old OUI from like 1990. And this was like 1995. But looking through those while waiting would get things going. Dammit, I miss those places. Man, for those who don't know at one time there were 3 top notch AMP's within 3-4 miles of each other in Center Point. And you got high quality service at each one.

[QUOTE=Almanac;3331150]I'm with you SlumpBuster. I function just fine but I have never had solid wood on the flip. I have wished I could because I think chances of success would increase but I just don't think I can make that happen. During the good old days of Yoshiko, with just the sight of the hot early twenty girls in bikinis and knowing what was about to happen, I would often have a 3/4 when the towel came off for the table shower. That sometimes resulted in extra attention during the shower and immediate action back in the room.[/QUOTE]