Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=KinkyBroad;1445854]Not only was that funny and true but it sounds like you had one heck of a good time LOL.[/QUOTE]Blah blah (translation: I did)

Translation: fucking a.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;1446022]Blah blah (translation: I did)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OneInTheDugout;1445332]After a few trips that haven't been so good, I had a great time at BBF Friday. Went in around 10 and there were a ton of girls, and very few customers. I had 11 dollar dances in the first 1/2 hour. The only downfall was this annoying black dancer, I forget her name. She asked if she could "get her booty on my lap for a dollar" and I responded with a "no thanks I'm waiting for another dancer." She proceeded to do it it anyways. I figured its only a buck who cares. I give her the dollar and she says " I got to titties and two ass cheeks" and stands there and demands $4. I give her two and and ask her move along and she called me a "selfish prick." Anyways, I was surprised how hands on the dollar dance shave become. Open grabbing in front of everyone. I went to the back with a hot brunette who gave a great dance but no OTC, can't recall her name. It was good enough for 3 songs.[/QUOTE]The girls have become more aggressive because they are making less money since the lap dance prices were raised from $12 to $20 and the number of customers dropped. Both the girls and the customers are worse off because the customers pay more and the girls make less. One dancer told me the management doesn't care. The way I understand it, when the prices were raised, the management went from taking a $2 cut to a $5 cut of each dance. So, even if the girls make half as much, management is still making slightly more than before. I think the club is living on its past reputation and the owner will find after the reputation is gone that the reputation was needed to keep the profits coming in. To keep the customers, you need high quality girls. To keep the high quality girls, they need to be able to make a lot of money. They aren't making a lot of money now.

[QUOTE=TypePlus;1444948]I usually get gas and "accidentally" spill a little on me, a very little bit will cover any smell. She will believe the spilled gas excuse[/QUOTE]Went out again on Saturday to see my stripper girlfriend. Needed a shower when I left. I went to Walmart on the way home and sprayed an entire can of Febreze on myself. Seemed to work pretty well. Bought me enough time to get in the shower and get my clothes washed. Seems like a better idea than getting gas all over myself once a week!

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak; 1436553]No Way. Fall in love with a stripper. Are you crazy? Never happened to me or anyone I know! I did hear once of a tool with power (I miss him) that kinda fell into that trap. My advice is plain, simple and easy to follow, find another stripper to fall in love with! Hopefully one with money.

FF.

PS. If you find one with freckles make sure you tell me about her.[/QUOTE]Stripper girlfriend is covered in freckles. She's as close to being a redhead as one can be without actually having red hair. I will absolutely not tell you about her though, she's all mine (on nights when I go in there.)

[QUOTE=OneInTheDugout;1445332]After a few trips that haven't been so good, I had a great time at BBF Friday. Went in around 10 and there were a ton of girls, and very few customers. I had 11 dollar dances in the first 1/2 hour. The only downfall was this annoying black dancer, I forget her name. She asked if she could "get her booty on my lap for a dollar" and I responded with a "no thanks I'm waiting for another dancer." She proceeded to do it it anyways. I figured its only a buck who cares. I give her the dollar and she says " I got to titties and two ass cheeks" and stands there and demands $4. I give her two and and ask her move along and she called me a "selfish prick." Anyways, I was surprised how hands on the dollar dance shave become. Open grabbing in front of everyone. I went to the back with a hot brunette who gave a great dance but no OTC, can't recall her name. It was good enough for 3 songs.[/QUOTE]I think that black dancer would be Nevada. She is super annoying and not very good looking.

[QUOTE=Nostra3;1448067]Stripper girlfriend is covered in freckles. She's as close to being a redhead as one can be without actually having red hair. I will absolutely not tell you about her though, she's all mine (on nights when I go in there.)[/QUOTE]Does she have a new phone?

I have been to the Cat House, but none of the other establishments. I enjoy jacking off while watching a girl dance, which I cannot do at a strip club. However, I refuse to pay over $60 to jack off. Has anyone been to Temptations? I went inside and they said $80 for 15 min or $120 for 30 min. I have been to the place in Bloomington, but they get completely nude there.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;1448364]Does she have a new phone?[/QUOTE]That seems like an awfully specific question. Did you buy her one? I don't think she does if you mean that in a literal sense?

The only one of these that isn't an absolute wallet squeeze is "The Discreet Suite." She gives a great show and is pretty reasonably priced compared to the others. On occasion I like self service, too, and this girl has been fun.

[QUOTE=Wilson46;1448511]I have been to the Cat House, but none of the other establishments. I enjoy jacking off while watching a girl dance, which I cannot do at a strip club. However, I refuse to pay over $60 to jack off. Has anyone been to Temptations? I went inside and they said $80 for 15 min or $120 for 30 min. I have been to the place in Bloomington, but they get completely nude there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheDistance;1449525]The only one of these that isn't an absolute wallet squeeze is "The Discreet Suite." She gives a great show and is pretty reasonably priced compared to the others. On occasion I like self service, too, and this girl has been fun.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the information.

Sounds like fun. I need to sign up for this gig. ;)

[b]Ilapp said*:[/b] Hadn't closed down a club since January or so, but took the opportunity to do so last week, and ended up where I hadn't been at night for a while blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah. Blah blah blah, and blah blah blah. Then blah blah blah on and on.

*Quote function is either broken, or something has disabled it. You get the point.

After getting lap dances from a couple of little cuties the previous Friday at Babes, I made a return trip this Friday to see them again. Unfortunately, this time they were nowhere to be found. I find clubs like Babes to be the most frustrating. The bad clubs I can just avoid but I'm tempted to visit clubs like Babes that have an occasional gem. After sitting an hour, I ended up getting a dance from the always dependable Kat before I left. I asked how she manages to stay there longer than the other girls and she said she gets along with everybody, follows the rules and has regulars. I said I thought that some of the girls leaving fast could develop regulars if they stayed awhile. She said they could but they want money right now and then held up her hand and snapped her fingers.

Went by Harem House last night. 9. Midnight. Overall, if you want a local bar, with no upsell for dances, but cold beer and an OK atmosphere, worth the trip. 4 girls, working while I was there, saw 2 of them, nothing exciting but again, I am from out of town and just wanted some company. More like a local bar with the girls dancing. Rating of the girls was low. 4-6 scale. I would go back and might tonight, but simply for cheap company and cold beer.

WEnt to Brads last week. I had a good time. If you want a girl that is lots of fun during the day look for a girl by the name of Asia. She is sweet and will treat you well