[QUOTE=Jp1225;6099068]Thanks to all for the Carla reviews. Will avoid.[/QUOTE]Toothiest and most painful BJ I ever received. Avoid and spend your $ elsewhere.
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[QUOTE=Jp1225;6099068]Thanks to all for the Carla reviews. Will avoid.[/QUOTE]Toothiest and most painful BJ I ever received. Avoid and spend your $ elsewhere.
[QUOTE=BAezzy411;6099909]Long time lurker, first time poster. Anyone have any intel on tantra spa in Ferndale and if they offer any extras?[/QUOTE]Ha, Tantra is owned by Aveda Corporation. I'll let you do the math.
[QUOTE=Anon2854;6100554]Ha, Tantra is owned by Aveda Corporation. I'll let you do the math.[/QUOTE]Also, probably worth mentioning, in addition to reading reviews on monger sites, here are some things I do to assess a place:
Red flags for a straight up massage place:
- Website with custom domain and design that looks like it cost money.
- Pics that show a clean place and decor.
- Any indication they take credit cards.
- Any reference to a name of an owner.
- A list of various services offered with a range of prices. Like "pedicure $30, hot stone $80, facial peel $50" etc etc. Ideally you want to see no price listed at all or 2 prices: 1 hr, 1 hhr.
- links to social profiles and social profiles that look "current" and "normal". Preferably no social at all.
- check reviews on google. A lot of places you want will have not have many reviews at all. Many will have poor reviews. If you see 50,5 star rating, mostly women, reviews, it's not the place for you. If you see a 2. 5 star rating with all of the women complaining about rude staff, overpriced and disgusting place. You might be on the right track.
- any kind of groupon deals.
- promoting couples massages
Good signs:
- atrocious english on website.
- when answering the phone you can barely understand them and they don't even say hi, just mumble some shit like you called them at home and they just woke up.
- horrendous website with random domain like happymassage.geocities.whatever. Terrible english on the website. Stock images of random asian women. Any reference to "new management" (they ALL say there's new management).
- you know how they always have shelving with towels, lotion etc? If you see a pic with a pillow on the shelf and preferably as much of the following as possible: lotion and oil, kleenex, paper towel. That's a good thing.
These aren't all laws of nature but in my experience, these tend to hold true much of the time. Curious what others might add to this or disagree with.
Don't forget "New Girls". They always advertise new girls for as long as I can remember. As far back as the ads in the sports section of the local rag. Even with the same old sea hags on staff.
Great list, love it! I certainly look for similar things. New Girls language of course the most obvious. Low # of Google reviews is usually a good sign, esp if any are from males and mention keywords like happy or relaxing.
I also like going onto Google Maps street view and looking at the place. Covered windows = good sign. Windows you can see through, and things like massage, nail or hair chairs = not what we're looking for.
I also do the same browsing escorts as far back as the Craigslist days. Easiest one there is looking for pics in cheap hotel rooms.
[QUOTE=Anon2854;6100600]Also, probably worth mentioning, in addition to reading reviews on monger sites, here are some things I do to assess a place:
Red flags for a straight up massage place:
- Website with custom domain and design that looks like it cost money.
- Pics that show a clean place and decor.
- Any indication they take credit cards.
- Any reference to a name of an owner.
- A list of various services offered with a range of prices. Like "pedicure $30, hot stone $80, facial peel $50" etc etc. Ideally you want to see no price listed at all or 2 prices: 1 hr, 1 hhr.
- links to social profiles and social profiles that look "current" and "normal". Preferably no social at all..[/QUOTE]
Along the lines of how to tell whether a parlor is strictly legit or at least offers a friendly handshake, there are those providers that run the 'notorious ads", BBBJ, 69 etc.
My favorite "service" on the notorious ads is, "Drain you balls", LOL.
[QUOTE=Anon2854;6100600]Also, probably worth mentioning, in addition to reading reviews on monger sites, here are some things I do to assess a place:
Red flags for a straight up massage place:
- Website with custom domain and design that looks like it cost money.
- Pics that show a clean place and decor.
- Any indication they take credit cards.
- Any reference to a name of an owner.
- A list of various services offered with a range of prices. Like "pedicure $30, hot stone $80, facial peel $50" etc etc. Ideally you want to see no price listed at all or 2 prices: 1 hr, 1 hhr.
- links to social profiles and social profiles that look "current" and "normal". Preferably no social at all.
- check reviews on google. A lot of places you want will have not have many reviews at all. Many will have poor reviews. If you see 50,5 star rating, mostly women, reviews, it's not the place for you. If you see a 2. 5 star rating with all of the women complaining about rude staff, overpriced and disgusting place. You might be on the right track.
- any kind of groupon deals.
- promoting couples massages
Good signs:
- atrocious english on website.
- when answering the phone you can barely understand them and they don't even say hi, just mumble some shit like you called them at home and they just woke up.
- horrendous website with random domain like happymassage.geocities.whatever. Terrible english on the website. Stock images of random asian women. Any reference to "new management" (they ALL say there's new management).
- you know how they always have shelving with towels, lotion etc? If you see a pic with a pillow on the shelf and preferably as much of the following as possible: lotion and oil, kleenex, paper towel. That's a good thing.
These aren't all laws of nature but in my experience, these tend to hold true much of the time. Curious what others might add to this or disagree with.[/QUOTE]Good sign: 90 year old rickety wood structure with hand painted plywood sign that says " Massage Here".
Have an appointment for Saturday morning but interestingly she said she is in Redford Township. On her Wix account it shows she is in Southfield. I hope it is the same person. I am confirming with her Saturday at 8 am and she will send the address then.
Anyone been to her Redford Township place? Is it safe?
[QUOTE=SzGino;6100973]Have an appointment for Saturday morning but interestingly she said she is in Redford Township. On her Wix account it shows she is in Southfield. I hope it is the same person. I am confirming with her Saturday at 8 am and she will send the address then.
Anyone been to her Redford Township place? Is it safe?[/QUOTE]It's not a bad neighborhood at all. Not sure I would want to hang out there at night, (anything within a 30 mile radius of Detroit is not my kinda place anyway) but no issues during the day, I was just there today. Hehe.
[QUOTE=EDPills;6100850]Good sign: 90 year old rickety wood structure with hand painted plywood sign that says " Massage Here".[/QUOTE]Honestly, having no sign at all is a good sign too. These places aren't exactly winning chamber of commerce awards.
Anyone have info on Asian Massage Therapy in Farmington on Grand River? I was ready to TOFTT but just found out they take credit cards. Thoughts?
Came here this afternoon and noticed they have a few new girls. Lina (Leena) met me at the door and brought me to a room. Must have just got off the boat because her English is very limited. Told her I wanted an hour, deep tissue massage. She looked at me like a deer in headlights. So I said "One hour. Very hard". She seemed to understand that. Got undressed and waited for her without a towel covering my fat ass (just to see what her reaction would be). She giggled when she entered and put the towel over me.
The massage was amazing! Nice, deep tissue and very firm pressure around my shoulders and lower back. No teasing, no playfulness. A few times I could feel her thighs rub against my arms so each time I tried to rub her thigh and each time she moved away. Got it. Standard massage. But it felt so damn good I actually didn't even mind. She started on my legs using a firm pressure again but kept a safe distance away from the boys. Almost put me to sleep it felt so good.
Then out of the blue she start gentle massaging my taint and balls. So I raise my hips up and she starts finger grazing my shaft while gently massaging the boys. I immediately flip over confused and aroused. She asks if it's okay and I told her absolutely but I wasn't expecting it. Then she tells me it's an extra $70. I tell her (after I made her repeat it to me. $70?Really? I didn't bring that much with me. She nods and says okay. So I tell her to just skip it this time.
She doesn't listen to me and starts feather rubbing my shaft, balls, taint, and inner thighs. Circling around them for awhile like a hawk hunting its prey. Finally, she grabs the shaft and starts slowly going up and down lightly, then reverting back to the inner thighs and taint, gently squeezing the balls. I'm massaging her vag OTC. She absolutely doesn't mind. This goes on for about 5 minutes then she suddenly grabs the shaft like she holding on for dear life and starts jack hammering me. This went on for about 10 seconds and I shot it all over her forearm.
Towels me off. Compliments my fat ass and asks if I go running (really? I tell her three times a week. LOL She tells me to come back to see her. I tell her I will bring more next time. Gives me a water and I hand her the tip.
[QUOTE=Anon2854;6101613]Anyone have info on Asian Massage Therapy in Farmington on Grand River? I was ready to TOFTT but just found out they take credit cards. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]Strictly legit. Save your money.
[QUOTE=RamButt;6101928]Strictly legit. Save your money.[/QUOTE]Ahh. Many thanks.
[QUOTE=Indigo27;6096286]Does she provide a sensual massage with a HE and is it just OTC or she takes them off?[/QUOTE]There's nothing in-between you but some oil.
You will not find a better attitude or performance from a provider in this area. I'm heading back for a visit myself.
Plus she has a shower available for cleaning up after. She's very generous with the oil, so this is a fantastic add on!