Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=T Bird1600;1841146]If you decide to go to Columbia, try Kyoto. There is more on the menu. Some guy has been trying to point people to DS for FS, but that place has been strictly rub and tug from the beginning. Maybe if you take the time to get to know a girl YMMV, but you will only be disappointed if you think you will get FS at DS. What you can get there, is a good massage and HJ. There is a place on RTE 1 at Contee road in Laurel that provides FS, but it seems rushed, however I got a great massage after the FS so it was well worth the 1. 6 I paid. Blue Oasis or Oasis, can't remember exactly.[/QUOTE]I think that I remember reading that the Blue Oasis closed about a month or two ago.

Of course YMMV, but go see the girls and choose the cute one. No question as to who is cute as the other is NOT. The cute one will "massage" you and then give you BBBJCIM. After a few visits you can get FS. She enjoys her work and appreciates an appropriate tip. Will look you in the eye as you CIM.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/10000-specials-until-9pm-24/6354214[/url] Meet up with Morgan the other day since I am not that familiar with AMPs at all. I had hopes of getting a massage from a redhead provider (silly I know but it was what I wanted) alas no red hair. The $ special is only on Fri, $.50 is the regular price with standard finish. A mouth massage will be an additional $ and a complete upgrade will be $.50. I asked her where she drew the line and she said "If you got the money there is no line, I'm here to make that money". Nothing technical wrong with the massage just very mechanical if you go wait till Fri and do the special.

[QUOTE=ManualShift;1841083]Do you mind pm the damage at this place? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]The "damage" as you call it is up to you. The cute girl there will not ask for a tip even after she has sucked your cock dry. So, the question is what is it worth to you? Go in, pay money, get shower, lay down, get rubbed, turn over, cock play, cock sucked, blow load. Leave. Always been worth it to me as this will lead to FS with her. Tight little pussy. If you re large size she will not be able to handle. Trust me, I know.

[QUOTE=Katoeymonger; 1841285]I had a nice visit to a Tiffany's store where I bought a beautiful piece of. Jewelry. It shone bright in the pale Moonlight. I wore the Tiffany. Jewelry on my rod (next to the family jewels). What a sight. I just sat back and stared at it for a while. Looked like a dark colored rose.

The jeweler had all the extra services. Cleaned everything up. Polished the important parts. RCG, Mish, k9 finish. The service rivaled the ol DC spots like DT.

Only problem was the attendant smelled of smoke.

Price was steep. $.7 she actually sent me out to my car to get an extra 10. Didn't expect those prices. She said $.6 was the price 5 years ago like I was an idiot.

Will repeat and recommend to others.[/QUOTE]Seventy at the door, and 100 FS has been the norm at the better spas in town for a good while. Really, only TBC was higher. Most of the BP girls are selling at TBC rates today, and most are old TBC girls. Expect to lay out 100-120 these days for a good are&t.

GTR

Asian Health EC.

This place advertises on BP. It's probably been around a while but I'm not around there a lot so I haven't paid much attention.

Had a session with a big woman names Kim. Big, everything big. The massage tables are the heavy wide ones that allow the provider to be on there too, even this big one. Massage was good with a standard finish. .7 for the hour and I didn't note the time but felt shorted. On the other hand, this place has enough people around to answer the phone and the door, so there were no interruptions.

Provider was friendly and personable. At the end said "Come back we have five girls here, I am the ugliest" LOL got to love a gal who can make fun of herself. I'd like to hear about other providers there, if anyone else has been.

Take care.

RnR

Well, it has been a while since I have posted. Here is a run down of the places I've been.

First, my normal spot on B&A is always the default. Still very good service. Nothing spectacular, but consistent and comfortable for me. Not always spring chickens in there, but I still enjoy the place.

I was going to the other place in GB by BWI for awhile, just alternating between the two, and always had a great service there as long as you avoided the older one. I tried there again, I think last month or so, and they seem to have left the scene. I can't say what happened, but I do miss the short redhead one that worked there. She was really nice.

I found myself at Healthy one time in GB, and that was nothing to write home about. Amazing close to another place that is on my list. Very nice therapist, but seemed a little loony. Often singing very loud to the (Chinese I'm guessing) music. Almost, painful at points. Completely legit and an ok massage. She wasn't a looker, but was pleasant in-between the serenades. I've had better on that front, but it was however amazingly clean inside.

Another place I randomly ended up at was Spring on Belair Road. Completely legit again, but did have a TS. I think my experience at that place wasn't the best as it was the end of the day. Either way, she was nice and slightly cute, almost a spinner type I guess. I wouldn't not repeat just because the inside and location was horribly disgusting.

Ended up at Oriental in EC. I don't like the layout at all (building, Inside) , but the therapist was nice enough. They have some techniques, but all smoke and mirrors for the most part. I did have a good time however, and most likely will visit again if I'm completely out of other options around that area.

Last place, I don't know if this is a TOFTT or not, but I haven't seen this place mentioned yet. I'm going to call this place Backwoods. As that seems to fit best for me as a description. They are on BP if you look. Anyway, very interesting place. They are close to the old BWI place and I think the number may be the same, but I honestly can't remember. I can say that I will be repeating at this place. I don't want to post too much about them, but if you ask in pm, I should respond to you, dependent on your posts. None of that senior stuff for me, as I'm not one, LOL. Just be contributing, right? Anyway, I will end it with saying that the techniques are top notch, to me at least, and worth a visit to the Backwoods.

I think that covers the last 4 or 5 months for me. I would put more info, but I thought the format around here had changed due to recent events. It is good to hear ML is back at least for now and that EC has options, I have to make a stop to these places in the next couple months.

As always, take it easy gents.

I'm seeking a good parlor to visit. Now here is the catch, I want a white girl today. Can anyone send me in a good direction?

[url]http://nova.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/n-e-w-s-t-a-f-f-under-new-management-visit-now/10370764[/url]

Is this the place?

Damn, this sounds like it's worth the drive!

Tried to schedule Lulu in EC, but no answer. Called for Cece in Glen Burnie but she wasn't available. Too lazy to drive to Laurel. Should have walked out with all my money but I took Lisa in Glen Burnie for $60. Massage was very brief then she asked for an early flip; the flip services were tolerable. During the flip another girl answered the door when a customer came. Before the post flip cleanup the doorbell rings again and Lisa leaves me for about 5 minutes to be with the customer. She tells me she has a regular customer waitin for her and she would give me more time next visit. Bull Shit! I had only been in the room for 20 minutes and I paid for an hour. There will be no next time. I told her I wasn't happy and she said she had another customer that needed service. I got dressed and made it clear I will never see her again. Then, she changed her attitude and started trying to get me to stay, but I had been insulted. So many times she said she was sorry, but I had been insulted. She won't let me put on socks and she kept unbuttoning my shirt. Finally I left the place missing one sock with my shirt half buttoned, and shoe untied. I did leave a $20 tip for the 3 minutes of full service; I don't know why I did that. In the end she said she would go talk to the new customer and come back and massage me, but I had already been insulted and want nothing more to do with Lisa.

My new attitude is going to be this: If the girl says "more time next time," I will say "more time now or there will be no next time."

In the future I will only see Cece or Michelle at that place. This is the 2nd time I've had Lisa, the prior time was not great, but only this time was really bad.

I have absolutely no use for Lisa. I would encourage her to go back to Asia.

I hesitate to post this because they will know exactly who I am and I would still like to see Cece and Michelle; they are both good.

Horsetrader

You did absolutely the right thing. Enough of being jerked around by these people. For all she know you might have been a better than the one that she stiffed you for. We all need to stand a little tall; maybe they will get the message.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader; 1845987]Before the post flip cleanup the doorbell rings again and Lisa leaves me for about 5 minutes to be with the customer. She tells me she has a regular customer waitin for her and she would give me more time next visit. Bull Shit! I had only been in the room for 20 minutes and I paid for an hour. There will be no next time. I told her I wasn't happy and she said she had another customer that needed service. I got dressed and made it clear I will never see her again. Then, she changed her attitude and started trying to get me to stay, but I had been insulted. So many times she said she was sorry, but I had been insulted. She won't let me put on socks and she kept unbuttoning my shirt. Finally I left the place missing one sock with my shirt half buttoned, and shoe untied. I did leave a $20 tip for the 3 minutes of full service; I don't know why I did that. In the end she said she would go talk to the new customer and come back and massage me, but I had already been insulted and want nothing more to do with Lisa.

My new attitude is going to be this: If the girl says "more time next time," I will say "more time now or there will be no next time."

In the future I will only see Cece or Michelle at that place. This is the 2nd time I've had Lisa, the prior time was not great, but only this time was really bad.

I have absolutely no use for Lisa. I would encourage her to go back to Asia.

I hesitate to post this because they will know exactly who I am and I would still like to see Cece and Michelle; they are both good.

Horsetrader[/QUOTE]

Have you seen the bumper sticker that says "Virginia is for lovers"? I am making one for my car that says "Maryland is for sexaholics" I think I'm addicted to this parlor life. Went this morning at 10. 1st customer. Got the lineup of Kimberly, Jennifer, and Apple. Had seen Apple before so I knew I was good with her. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[QUOTE=Elibom;1846430]You did absolutely the right thing. Enough of being jerked around by these people. For all she know you might have been a better than the one that she stiffed you for. We all need to stand a little tall; maybe they will get the message.[/QUOTE]I don't think so. These girls don't stay long. They will go for the sure thing (regular customer) over a chance you might take care of her better. It's crappy to be shorted time and you have every right to insist on what you paid for but don't kid yourself into thinking if the choice comes between a new customer and a regular the regular wins every time that's how it should be and that's why we repeat and revisit spas to have that advantage. They should have sent him in another girl to finish the massage.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;1846705]... They will go for the sure thing (regular customer) over a chance you might take care of her better... if the choice comes between a new customer and a regular the regular wins every time that's how it should be and that's why we repeat and revisit spas to have that advantage. They should have sent him in another girl to finish the massage.[/QUOTE]I've probably been to that spa 20 times in the last 6 months. 18 of the visits have been quite good. The other 2 were with Lisa and were not good. Of course, visit #20 was terrible.

I guess Lisa saw the other customer as one of her personal regulars. I was (past tense) a regular of the other girls, mostly Cece.

If they had sent in another girl to do the last 40 minutes of massage, I would have been happy. I don't think there was a 3rd girl in the building. This brings up an interesting memory from a couple years ago at a now closed spa. I got first 20 minutes of massage from one girl, then 20 minutes of main event from a second girl, and then the final 20 minutes of massage from the first girl. That was great.

I usually don't go as far out as BWI, but tonight I had a route over that way so I gave a new (to me) place a try. Got there and asked to see the staff, one older skinnier woman and one younger, chubby one. Most of the mongers here would have undoubtedly taken the younger and more attractive of the two right off from what I've read, but tonight I wasn't in it for eyecandy so much as a quality rubdown and maybe some fun. I opted for the elder. She delivered.

Unfortunately a small, nearly unnoticeable (esp. In the low lighting) note in the room asked me not to write any reviews of the place on the internet, so this isn't a review so much as a koan, or just a TOFTT if you want. If you're a credible, and when I say credible I mean greater than one post delivering actual information, account feel free to ask for more details privately.

Good hunting fellas

I'll take 18 good visits per 20. Sounds like real good numbers to me. Even at jhh, I'd have a bad session now and again but sounds like good advice to stear clear from that one.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader; 1846764]I've probably been to that spa 20 times in the last 6 months. 18 of the visits have been quite good. The other 2 were with Lisa and were not good. Of course, visit #20 was terrible.

I guess Lisa saw the other customer as one of her personal regulars. I was (past tense) a regular of the other girls, mostly Cece.

If they had sent in another girl to do the last 40 minutes of massage, I would have been happy. I don't think there was a 3rd girl in the building. This brings up an interesting memory from a couple years ago at a now closed spa. I got first 20 minutes of massage from one girl, then 20 minutes of main event from a second girl, and then the final 20 minutes of massage from the first girl. That was great.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1847687]I'll take 18 good visits per 20. Sounds like real good numbers to me. Even at jhh, I'd have a bad session now and again but sounds like good advice to stear clear from that one.[/QUOTE]Yes, when you look at it like that it sounds real good.

Another way of looking at it is that I've spent about $3k in that place over the last few months and I still got treated like dirt.

Not to alarm anyone but it looks like (to me. Going to DS for the first time) that LE was watching. Car was parked to the side. Man inside seemed to be watching. I am not an expert at spotting these things. But he was there at least an hour.

(For what it is worth. I wound up going to the former capital of Japan. Saw the Cherry blossoms. Which was okay. Everything was available. But nothing special)

[QUOTE=ApthyCat;1848340]Not to alarm anyone but it looks like (to me. Going to DS for the first time) that LE was watching. Car was parked to the side. Man inside seemed to be watching. I am not an expert at spotting these things. But he was there at least an hour.[/QUOTE]Not surprised, but thanks for the update! Anywhere, or one, who is recently reviewed here tends to get additional attention from our favorite uncle.

Has anyone ever had full service from that place. I have tried it a half dozen times over the years and have gotton mixed signals from the momason and from the workers. One time I rang the doorbell and the momason answered, I asked her to her face if she offered full service. She nodded her head and said yes in a low voice, I could barely hear her so I asked her again but this time she shook her head meaning no. I walked in a she brought me a very pretty skinny girl Waring a bikini, momason pointed to a black door directly across from the front entrance, before I could take a step toward the black door, the door bell rang, I guess that spooked them because the pretty Asian girl took me by the arm and led me to another room down the hall. All I got was a decent message and hand job. I went back a few weeks later looking for her bit she was no longer working there. I saw another older lady named sunny with big fake fits, she gave a good message and rubbed my dick on her face and jerked me off for 60 but said that's all she could do in that place. Onother time I was there I got a older lady, she gave a decent message, after the flip she asked how much tip I would give, I knew there was no FS so I said 40, she then puts her hands behind her as if to get undressed and tell me for 80 she will get naked and have sex. What the fuck, I'm thinking she is going to ask for 60. For a HJ. I didn't bring that much in with me. No FS that time either. The last time I was there I got a skinny older lady, she gave a decent message, after the flip she asked how much tip. I tell her 60, she frowns and grabs the oil and finishes me off and cleans me up. I stand up and am naked about to reach for my clothes when she lays on the message table, raises and spreads her legs and looks at me and says for a 100 she will have sex. At this point I am so frustrated with this place I just want to leave. Haven't been back since then. That was January of this year

[QUOTE=Flfcsr;1848625]Not surprised, but thanks for the update! Anywhere, or one, who is recently reviewed here tends to get additional attention from our favorite uncle.[/QUOTE]I don't think so, I have been told there is private security that watches one or more of the business there, rumor has it Penske has had issues with trucks being broken into.

As far as I can tell there is not any visible LE interest here.

I went there last night and got a massage and a pedicure. The massage was excellent as expected, although the masseuse did not speak much English I was still.

Able to communicate my massage preferences to her. I also enjoyed the pedicure, they have a separate room full of very comfy recliners, and you get a foot massage to boot.

I will be heading back again.

[QUOTE=BoloBellgrande;1848825]Has anyone ever had full service from that place. I have tried it a half dozen times over the years and have gotton mixed signals from the momason and from the workers. One time I rang the doorbell and the momason answered, I asked her to her face if she offered full service. She nodded her head and said yes in a low voice, I could barely hear her so I asked her again but this time she shook her head meaning no. I walked in a she brought me a very pretty skinny girl Waring a bikini, momason pointed to a black door directly across from the front entrance, before I could take a step toward the black door, the door bell rang, I guess that spooked them because the pretty Asian girl took me by the arm and led me to another room down the hall. All I got was a decent message and hand job. I went back a few weeks later looking for her bit she was no longer working there. I saw another older lady named sunny with big fake fits, she gave a good message and rubbed my dick on her face and jerked me off for 60 but said that's all she could do in that place. Onother time I was there I got a older lady, she gave a decent message, after the flip she asked how much tip I would give, I knew there was no FS so I said 40, she then puts her hands behind her as if to get undressed and tell me for 80 she will get naked and have sex. What the fuck, I'm thinking she is going to ask for 60. For a HJ. I didn't bring that much in with me. No FS that time either. The last time I was there I got a skinny older lady, she gave a decent message, after the flip she asked how much tip. I tell her 60, she frowns and grabs the oil and finishes me off and cleans me up. I stand up and am naked about to reach for my clothes when she lays on the message table, raises and spreads her legs and looks at me and says for a 100 she will have sex. At this point I am so frustrated with this place I just want to leave. Haven't been back since then. That was January of this year[/QUOTE]Does this kind of explicit post give anyone else the willies other than me? Being less than graphic with discreet hints would serve the same purpose while being less of a homing beacon to our great protectors. Of course they could figure it out but the scanning software might have a bit more of a problem and additional information could be requested via private message. Usually the best way.

[QUOTE=Elibom;1849126]Does this kind of explicit post give anyone else the willies other than me? Being less than graphic with discreet hints would serve the same purpose while being less of a homing beacon to our great protectors. Of course they could figure it out but the scanning software might have a bit more of a problem and additional information could be requested via private message. Usually the best way.[/QUOTE]The purpose for posting about this place is because I have never read anything about it. It is the first parlor I had ever seen and the first one I have ever been in. I have had no luck there but have had better luck in the OS spa further down the road but never full service at either one. I just wanted to know if anyone has so I will know to stop wasting my time and money. I got a good heads up from jagstud about the OS spa and am taking that off my list. I would like another heads up about LoShiSu. The name is easy to figure out with out much effort. Thanks

In your first post about this place you said 2 providers offered you FS. The first time you didn't have the cash and the second time she told you it would be available upon your next visit for the standard rates. Why the confusion? Just some advice, don't ask mamasan explicit questions. That makes them really uncomfortable with you. Remember sex for $ is illegal. She doesn't want you to ask her. She's probably afraid your a cop or something. Just go and act like you've been there before as you say you have. Take enough $ for FS and even a condom and just tell your provider you want to fuck after the flip.

[QUOTE=BoloBellgrande;1849162]The purpose for posting about this place is because I have never read anything about it. It is the first parlor I had ever seen and the first one I have ever been in. I have had no luck there but have had better luck in the OS spa further down the road but never full service at either one. I just wanted to know if anyone has so I will know to stop wasting my time and money. I got a good heads up from jagstud about the OS spa and am taking that off my list. I would like another heads up about LoShiSu. The name is easy to figure out with out much effort. Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1849461]In your first post about this place you said 2 providers offered you FS. The first time you didn't have the cash and the second time she told you it would be available upon your next visit for the standard rates. Why the confusion? Just some advice, don't ask mamasan explicit questions. That makes them really uncomfortable with you. Remember sex for $ is illegal. She doesn't want you to ask her. She's probably afraid your a cop or something. Just go and act like you've been there before as you say you have. Take enough $ for FS and even a condom and just tell your provider you want to fuck after the flip.[/QUOTE]My mistake for leaving out a few details, sorry. Both times I was talking with the girls I got the empression what they were offering was against house rules. One of the ladies put her finger over her mouth as we were talking about FS because the momasan was at the curtain listning. It was not the same one I saw before but a different one. I get the same vibe from the OS spa down the road, I use to see Lisa regularly. I made a appointment with her after seeing about 3 times, when we were in private she seemed worried about the staff hearing any noise coming from the room and the amount of time we were taking. I never got FS from her, just BBBJ and come in towel. I was never sure after the first time if it was the girls offering something on the side or if it was permitted by the momasan .

[QUOTE=BoloBellgrande;1849162]The purpose for posting about this place is because I have never read anything about it. .[snip]. The name is easy to figure out with out much effort. Thanks[/QUOTE]A number of points.

First, yes, the name is easy to figure out. So are other obfuscations.

Which means if you've seen nothing about this place, you didn't RTFF.

[QUOTE=BoloBellgrande;1849162]It is the first parlor I had ever seen and the first one I have ever been in. I have had no luck there but have had better luck in the OS spa further down the road but never full service at either one.[/QUOTE]First? That explains why you did almost everything wrong.

First being explicit, especially with the manager. As the boss she faces far more serious charges than the girls if the place is busted. You spook her and *all* the girls are going to get the heads up to put the ixsnay on funny business. So you didn't just screw yourself you screwed every one else for the rest of the night. And there is no better way to spook her than to walk in the door, a stranger, and ask her to confess to a crime. LEO is lazy, if they can bag someone that easy they will. If you can't be discreet they want nothing to do with you.

Second, being cheap. If you've been reading, you know the price structure. Why did you show up with insufficient funds, and unprepared? They're asking that question too. And the answer they'll assume is you're intending to pull a fast one, and stiff them on the tip.

Third, they either remember (or keep good notes) on their customers. You show up acting suspicious by asking dumb questions. Then give them the impression you're a cheapskate. Those behaviors stick out, even if they forget Tom's hairy dick, they'll remember the chiseler who might be working for the cops. Either way, as far as you're concerned that well is dry. They are not going to trust you, and your ability to get anything at all is severely diminished.

Done picking on you specifically, but while I'm here let me blather on a bit about common mistakes by new and not-so-new fellows.

You didn't mention this, but others have. Want to spook the girls? Remember what I said about them remembering their customers? Go into a place for the first time and ask for a girl by name. Go in anytime and ask for a girl you haven't seen. When she sees you, she knows darn well she hasn't seen you before, and how did you get her name? If you, a stranger, got her name who else has her name? LEO? Whoops you just spooked the house again, and ruined your night.

Remember what I said about remembering customers? They read review sites. Just as much as a chef reads reviews about his restaurant, they are reading this forum. It's important to their ability to make a living, and keep their ear to the ground listening for trouble. You come here and deliver a blow-by-blow description of your alphabet games, and they are very likely to know exactly which guy wrote that.

Anything written here is hearsay at best. Scandalous rumors more like. None of the fiction here is legally actionable.

But police don't need legally actionable. They need a suspicion, a strong enough suspicion to convince their boss to pull money out of the investigation fund and send them in to get a HJ. Being explicit gives them the excuse. Or gives the Moral Guardians of Purity the ammunition they need to force the police to investigate. Code words are well know and are a tiny fig leaf. Innuendo and implication is harder to point to and say,"You know what that means!" Remember what I said about the girls reading their reviews? A lot of explicit traffic about Sally and Sally will change her handle. And be very suspicious of people coming looking for her. Too much explicit noise will get the whole house put on alert and nothing will be available until the noise settles down. Worse, if you get more than is usual / allowed for the specific parlor you visited from a girl and write about it too obviously, that girl is going to lose her job. The manager has to do that to protect the business and the other girls. She won't be there for you, nor for the people for whom her extra activities made her a favorite.

(I happen to think that is part of what is going on with the sudden spat of new posters writing tell-all exposes about their irresistible charms that make ladies break all the rules of their establishment for them. Either LE or MGoP is trying to trump up a case to justify a major investigation. Alternative theory: completion is trying to get other places in trouble / shut down.)

Sharing information is good, but don't be stupid.

(And trusting PM is about as bad as writing it in plain sight here. You don't think each vice department doesn't have a user-I'd here, with the name and password taped to the terminal? Someone who's _job_ is investigating commercial sex will have all the time in the world (on salary no less!) to create an impressive senior posting history. If you don't know somebody, You. Don't. Know. Them.)

[QUOTE=BoloBellgrande;1849162]I just wanted to know if anyone has so I will know to stop wasting my time and money. I got a good heads up from jagstud about the OS spa and am taking that off my list. I would like another heads up about LoShiSu.[/QUOTE]The places as mentioned above should be off your list, for at least a year. Try again elsewhere, don't be cheap, don't be scary, and above all, don't be a dick. It's not as complicated as dating, but you need to expect to be seen repeatedly, be recognized, and trusted at least a little, to find any entertainment beyond the minimum service.

I've been to most of the places in the area (Baltimore & parts south) , including many of those now closed. With two notable exceptions, if I have been to a place more than once, I've had FS there at one time or another. I've been denied even so much as a HJ (and been covered by a towel the whole time) at *all* of them at one time or another. Places change constantly. House rules change. Some girls will and some girls won't even if the manager allows it. Some girls allow it, but are in a bad mood today, and just don't want to, even if it means making less money tonight.

There is no such word as 'sure thing' in this entertainment sector. Because things change all the time (the dreaded 'vacation') , no one can give anyone the magic password to get what you want first time, every time. Learn the basic rules, learn to go with the flow, learn to enjoy a good massage with or without a happy ending. Because some of the time that is ALL you are going to get for your money.

Like any other form of gambling, don't risk money you can't afford to lose.

Unless and until something drastic happens to force a dismemberment of the legislation of morality, and this and associated activities are fully decriminalized, we just have to deal with working in the shadows, and accepting the nod and wink, the innuendo and careful denial of what is really going on.

[QUOTE=Thenocturnal; 1849535]A number of points.

First, yes, the name is easy to figure out. So are other obfuscations.

Which means if you've seen nothing about this place, you didn't RTFF.

First? That explains why you did almost everything wrong.

First being explicit, especially with the manager. As the boss she faces far more serious charges than the girls if the place is busted. You spook her and *all* the girls are going to get the heads up to put the ixsnay on funny business. So you didn't just screw yourself you screwed every one else for the rest of the night. And there is no better way to spook her than to walk in the door, a stranger, and ask her to confess to a crime. LEO is lazy, if they can bag someone that easy they will. If you can't be discreet they want nothing to do with you. I more than enough money my second time there but was told by the girl giving the message that she was not allowed to do anything. The seconfmd and third time I was offered different rates.

Second, being cheap. If you've been reading, you know the price structure. Why did you show up with insufficient funds, and unprepared? They're asking that question too. And the answer they'll assume is you're intending to pull a fast one, and stiff them on the tip.

Third, they either remember (or keep good notes) on their customers. You show up acting suspicious by asking dumb questions. Then give them the impression you're a cheapskate. Those behaviors stick out, even if they forget Tom's hairy dick, they'll remember the chiseler who might be working for the cops. Either way, as far as you're concerned that well is dry. They are not going to trust you, and your ability to get anything at all is severely diminished.

Done picking on you specifically, but while I'm here let me blather on a bit about common mistakes by new and not-so-new fellows.

You didn't mention this, but others have. Want to spook the girls? Remember what I said about them remembering their customers? Go into a place for the first time and ask for a girl by name. Go in anytime and ask for a girl you haven't seen. When she sees you, she knows darn well she hasn't seen you before, and how did you get her name? If you, a stranger, got her name who else has her name? LEO? Whoops you just spooked the house again, and ruined your night.

Remember what I said about remembering customers? They read review sites. Just as much as a chef reads reviews about his restaurant, they are reading this forum. It's important to their ability to make a living, and keep their ear to the ground listening for trouble. You come here and deliver a blow-by-blow description of your alphabet games, and they are very likely to know exactly which guy wrote that.

Anything written here is hearsay at best. Scandalous rumors more like. None of the fiction here is legally actionable.

But police don't need legally actionable. They need a suspicion, a strong enough suspicion to convince their boss to pull money out of the investigation fund and send them in to get a HJ. Being explicit gives them the excuse. Or gives the Moral Guardians of Purity the ammunition they need to force the police to investigate. Code words are well know and are a tiny fig leaf. Innuendo and implication is harder to point to and say,"You know what that means!" Remember what I said about the girls reading their reviews? A lot of explicit traffic about Sally and Sally will change her handle. And be very suspicious of people coming looking for her. Too much explicit noise will get the whole house put on alert and nothing will be available until the noise settles down. Worse, if you get more than is usual / allowed for the specific parlor you visited from a girl and write about it too obviously, that girl is going to lose her job. The manager has to do that to protect the business and the other girls. She won't be there for you, nor for the people for whom her extra activities made her a favorite.

(I happen to think that is part of what is going on with the sudden spat of new posters writing tell-all exposes about their irresistible charms that make ladies break all the rules of their establishment for them. Either LE or MGoP is trying to trump up a case to justify a major investigation. Alternative theory: completion is trying to get other places in trouble / shut down.)

Sharing information is good, but don't be stupid.

(And trusting PM is about as bad as writing it in plain sight here. You don't think each vice department doesn't have a user-I'd here, with the name and password taped to the terminal? Someone who's _job_ is investigating commercial sex will have all the time in the world (on salary no less!) to create an impressive senior posting history. If you don't know somebody, You. Don't. Know. Them.)

The places as mentioned above should be off your list, for at least a year. Try again elsewhere, don't be cheap, don't be scary, and above all, don't be a dick. It's not as complicated as dating, but you need to expect to be seen repeatedly, be recognized, and trusted at least a little, to find any entertainment beyond the minimum service.

I've been to most of the places in the area (Baltimore & parts south) , including many of those now closed. With two notable exceptions, if I have been to a place more than once, I've had FS there at one time or another. I've been denied even so much as a HJ (and been covered by a towel the whole time) at *all* of them at one time or another. Places change constantly. House rules change. Some girls will and some girls won't even if the manager allows it. Some girls allow it, but are in a bad mood today, and just don't want to, even if it means making less money tonight.

There is no such word as 'sure thing' in this entertainment sector. Because things change all the time (the dreaded 'vacation') , no one can give anyone the magic password to get what you want first time, every time. Learn the basic rules, learn to go with the flow, learn to enjoy a good massage with or without a happy ending. Because some of the time that is ALL you are going to get for your money.

Like any other form of gambling, don't risk money you can't afford to lose.

Unless and until something drastic happens to force a dismemberment of the legislation of morality, and this and associated activities are fully decriminalized, we just have to deal with working in the shadows, and accepting the nod and wink, the innuendo and careful denial of what is really going on.[/QUOTE]My second trip there I had enough cash on me but was told nothing was offered. My second and third trips there I got different rates. I never got the feeling from the girls or momasan that it was okay. The girls seemed to be offering on the side.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader; 1845987]Tried to schedule Lulu in EC, but no answer. Called for Cece in Glen Burnie but she wasn't available. Too lazy to drive to Laurel. Should have walked out with all my money but I took Lisa in Glen Burnie for $60. Massage was very brief then she asked for an early flip; the flip services were tolerable. During the flip another girl answered the door when a customer came. Before the post flip cleanup the doorbell rings again and Lisa leaves me for about 5 minutes to be with the customer. She tells me she has a regular customer waitin for her and she would give me more time next visit. Bull Shit! I had only been in the room for 20 minutes and I paid for an hour. There will be no next time. I told her I wasn't happy and she said she had another customer that needed service. I got dressed and made it clear I will never see her again. Then, she changed her attitude and started trying to get me to stay, but I had been insulted. So many times she said she was sorry, but I had been insulted. She won't let me put on socks and she kept unbuttoning my shirt. Finally I left the place missing one sock with my shirt half buttoned, and shoe untied. I did leave a $20 tip for the 3 minutes of full service; I don't know why I did that. In the end she said she would go talk to the new customer and come back and massage me, but I had already been insulted and want nothing more to do with Lisa.

My new attitude is going to be this: If the girl says "more time next time," I will say "more time now or there will be no next time."

In the future I will only see Cece or Michelle at that place. This is the 2nd time I've had Lisa, the prior time was not great, but only this time was really bad.

I have absolutely no use for Lisa. I would encourage her to go back to Asia.

I hesitate to post this because they will know exactly who I am and I would still like to see Cece and Michelle; they are both good.

Horsetrader[/QUOTE]Sorry, but I think I'm the monger who stole your woman last Wednesday night. I was the 3rd monger vehicle on the lot and Lisa answered the door, asked me if I had been there before and I said "yes, I've seen you." That was a flat out lie because I never saw her before, but she gave me a big hug and said now she remembers me. Yea, right. She sits me in the front room and says the last client was on his way out the door. She disappeared from my view for 5 minutes and I could hear quiet but unhappy sounds from that room, then she came back to me and seemed totally concerned. Well horse, you seemed to get her all flustered because she was clearly upset over something that had happned. My session totally sucked and was a waste of money.

Lisa gave me a full 60 minutes but she seemed upset the whole time and kept looking out the window every few minutes.

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Went to D ick S uck spa a few days ago. Greeted by the not so good looking woman there. I think her name was Lily. Told her I wanted to see the good looking girl there. She said she was busy. I told her I would wait. She said she had another appointment after that customer. So I said I'd be back in an hour. She said she had another appointment after the next customer too. Man that girl is busy. She's got them lining up waiting to be serviced. Might as well line them up in the hallway with cocks in one hand and 20's in the other. So I took lily. After the shower and massage I closed my eyes. Wasn't bad. I was surprised, she can deepthroat. Threw some 20's at her behind the load. When I was leaving heard some monger yell out a moan from the next room. Lucky bastard blew in the good girl.

[QUOTE=BoloBellgrande;1849620]My second trip there I had enough cash on me but was told nothing was offered. My second and third trips there I got different rates. I never got the feeling from the girls or momasan that it was okay. The girls seemed to be offering on the side.[/QUOTE]FS in suburban MD is still not the norm.

While the DC massage scene was a going concern, it was very consistent DC for FS, with very few exceptions suburban MD was hand only.

Now that DC is basically gone, the demand is high enough FS happens more often in MD. Some places that never used to be FS are offering it now. Most places it is still contrary to house policy. The places near where you seem to be prospecting are generally hand only, or if you tip well and are well know, _simulated_ FS may be available. Some of the ladies are able to muster enough enthusiasm their fake FS is more enjoyable than the actual "I'll just lie here until you're done" FS available in other places.

Read. If you have only seen two places, you haven't bothered to check the addresses in the ads and driven around. You can't expect to find gold in every pan of sand. The places that are known for FS are reasonably well documented. The places that aren't documented as such, don't have it, normally.

Normally. There are always exceptions, but you have zero control over when you will encounter them.

Many places where FS never happens will always promise "It'll be better next time, we'll do more." It's just something they say to get you to come back and try again.

If you continue to 'expect' or press for FS at places that it is not the regular offering, you will get a reputation and find the girls filled with hesitation if not veiled hostility.

As I noted even where it is 'acceptable' not all girls do everything.

Places where it is not allowed some girls will break the rules. You have to be flexible and opportunistic. As I said I've had FS almost everywhere and I've been denied extra service everywhere. There is no consistency. You just have to learn to deal with that, unless and until you find a girl someplace that does everything you want. Then you need to make sure you see her regularly or she'll demote you to a lesser service category (esp. If she finds out you saw someone else at the same place on her day off). And even if she knows you well, and has effed you a dozen times, if the house is spooked, she'll deny even a well known regular, because the walls and curtains have ears. And at some point she'll go on 'vacation'. Or you'll be told "no one with that name has ever worked here". Then you have to start all over. Which is why you don't go to the same place every time, so you have options when one goes away. Which is why you periodically go back to the places that offered nothing and overcharged you and gave you attitude, because 6 months later, it'll be new girls and new rules.

Move like water.

[QUOTE=Thenocturnal; 1849715]FS in suburban MD is still not the norm.

While the DC massage scene was a going concern, it was very consistent DC for FS, with very few exceptions suburban MD was hand only.

Now that DC is basically gone, the demand is high enough FS happens more often in MD. Some places that never used to be FS are offering it now. Most places it is still contrary to house policy. The places near where you seem to be prospecting are generally hand only, or if you tip well and are well know, _simulated_ FS may be available. Some of the ladies are able to muster enough enthusiasm their fake FS is more enjoyable than the actual "I'll just lie here until you're done" FS available in other places.

Read. If you have only seen two places, you haven't bothered to check the addresses in the ads and driven around. You can't expect to find gold in every pan of sand. The places that are known for FS are reasonably well documented. The places that aren't documented as such, don't have it, normally.

Normally. There are always exceptions, but you have zero control over when you will encounter them.

Many places where FS never happens will always promise "It'll be better next time, we'll do more." It's just something they say to get you to come back and try again.

If you continue to 'expect' or press for FS at places that it is not the regular offering, you will get a reputation and find the girls filled with hesitation if not veiled hostility.

As I noted even where it is 'acceptable' not all girls do everything.

Places where it is not allowed some girls will break the rules. You have to be flexible and opportunistic. As I said I've had FS almost everywhere and I've been denied extra service everywhere. There is no consistency. You just have to learn to deal with that, unless and until you find a girl someplace that does everything you want. Then you need to make sure you see her regularly or she'll demote you to a lesser service category (esp. If she finds out you saw someone else at the same place on her day off). And even if she knows you well, and has effed you a dozen times, if the house is spooked, she'll deny even a well known regular, because the walls and curtains have ears. And at some point she'll go on 'vacation'. Or you'll be told "no one with that name has ever worked here". Then you have to start all over. Which is why you don't go to the same place every time, so you have options when one goes away. Which is why you periodically go back to the places that offered nothing and overcharged you and gave you attitude, because 6 months later, it'll be new girls and new rules.

Move like water.[/QUOTE]I moved on up the road to the OS spa and tried for FS. I saw Lisa 3 times, I was told by her what the tip was. I did that 3 times, on the 4th time I tipped $. I got the same service. I was only asking because I am thinking of using Eros guide and take the drive to VA. It will not be as much fun because I live in the DC area. Finding a place on the way to Bmore was better for me. I could stop by a parlor then hit the loops for some street meat. Going to VA then Bmore is a long drive. I may give up the message parlor thing , seems like to much guess work for me

As I mentioned earlier, AMPs are terribly random.

Ventured out to meet someone I'd seen before. The previous encounter was one of the best AMP experiences I've had. Tonight she recognized me, was glad to see me, and yet tonight was nothing different or better than any other lady I've seen lately. Pleasurable and worth the trip, but nowhere close to the previous visit. Extra disappointing because I'd been looking forward to the visit all week.

AMPs, they're all the same because every one of them is different every visit.

If you're lying on the massage table when lightning strikes, enjoy it while you can, because you can't predict or control the lightning.

All you can do is keep flying the kite.

[QUOTE=BoloBellgrande;1849840]I moved on up the road to the OS spa and tried for FS. . I may give up the message parlor thing , seems like to much guess work for me[/QUOTE]So you moved from one place that very rarely, hardly ever is reported as FS, to another place that as far as I recall has never had a credible report of FS, indeed is has a strong reputation for being strictly full clothed HJ only. And surprise, you didn't find FS.

It would be a lot less guess work, if you did your home work. There are places within short to medium long distances (10-30 minutes) from the two you mentioned, that have positive reports that you should be able to decipher. There are some even closer that can make you feel good enough you won't care it wasn't FS.

ML has new stock in. Tested June and it was well worth the visit. Standard fees apply.

Oriole

[QUOTE=Thenocturnal; 1850700]So you moved from one place that very rarely, hardly ever is reported as FS, to another place that as far as I recall has never had a credible report of FS, indeed is has a strong reputation for being strictly full clothed HJ only. And surprise, you didn't find FS.

It would be a lot less guess work, if you did your home work. There are places within short to medium long distances (10-30 minutes) from the two you mentioned, that have positive reports that you should be able to decipher. There are some even closer that can make you feel good enough you won't care it wasn't FS.[/QUOTE]Yeah, thanks for the advise. I got a PM from a fellow member about a parlor in the Bmore area that supposedly is a sure thing every time, I looked it up and found a article on the place in the Bmore Sun. The place has been raided and is known by the police, the article went into detail about hidden rooms were the girls hid from police when it was raidded. I will be staying away from them period. I will make the trip to VA if I want FS and a message.

[QUOTE=BoloBellgrande;1851058]Yeah, thanks for the advise. I got a PM from a fellow member about a parlor in the Bmore area that supposedly is a sure thing every time, I looked it up and found a article on the place in the Bmore Sun. The place has been raided and is known by the police, the article went into detail about hidden rooms were the girls hid from police when it was raidded. I will be staying away from them period. I will make the trip to VA if I want FS and a message.[/QUOTE]That was way back in 2006. I'm sure at some point in time all the places that provide FS have been hit over the yrs. These are the chances we take and also at the same time. Unless they see your love stick in little mae ling I think you were there getting a massage. I've gotten happy endings in the malls that have massage in them. Its still a legit business so if your there if it gets hit they would have to have a lot of proof that you paid for that. I pay for a massage. If a chic likes my pogo stick and decides she want to ride that's on her LOL.

Everyone be safe

Left the office for lunch and thought of going to a regular spot DS. Then I thought I have been blown there a hundred times so maybe a little something different today. Up and around 695 to ML. Yes, ML. Haven't been there for a long time so I new there would be new faces. I was right. Saw June. Petite and thick. In the good way. I liked her, pretty and friendly. We clicked. I knew what I wanted and so did she. I said "ladies first" and she obliged till satisfied. Now my turn. A few special requests. She answered them with no problem. She is a hard worker in all regards till the final outcome. We hugged and smiled to the door, told her I'd see her tomorrow, she laughed out loud. Nice lunch for the standard fees.

Went to the ss on Harford Saturday. They advertise on BP. And I have been wanting to try someplace new. One thing I didn't like is the sit right on the street. No parking. Street parking only. Go in through a glass store front door then wait for the other door to be opened. There was no bell. But it was opened almost immediately by an attractive woman I would say in her 30's. She took me to the room. Collected the house fee then she was the one that returned. The ad says free TS but apparently it was not working Saturday. Massage was fine but I thought I was being shorted when 20 minutes in she starts tickling things and makes the motion. But I didn't want that so we talked and it turns out she quite a conversationalist. If you know what I mean. It was around lunch time and she had sausage and no condiments. I was very pleased but still felt I was being shorted there was plenty of time left. Then she says more massage? Yeah ok. So got some more rub down. As I was getting ready to leave she was talking about what she wanted to do next time. Sounded good and I will defiantly repeat. I believe the menu is wide open.

Give Bliss a try in Columbia. The world is your Oyster.

PM for specifics.