Legit Massage on South Side
I was wondering any of you guys have a recommendation for a good cheap legit massage on the south side. Was looking for something around 95th and Pulaski. I appreciate any suggestion.
Any mongers willing to run for mayor?
Imagine being driven to your favorite AMP with an entourage of security. The six figure salary and other perks ain't bad either. If there's a viable candidate out there, please throw your hat in the race and exercise a little home rule once elected. You'll get my vote. Hell, this is Chicago. You'll get all of my votes.
Monger Candidates for Mayor
[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Imagine being driven around to your favorite AMP with the safety of security, the six figure salary and other perks ain't bad either. If there's a viable candidate out there, please throw your hat in the race and exercise a little home rule once elected. You'll get my vote. Hell, this is Chicago. You'll get all of my votes.[/QUOTE]
If self-confessed massage lover Scott Lee Cohen doesn't win the race for governor he can run for mayor in Chicago. Likewise, Tony Peraica would be a good choice as he owns the building that houses Xindy on Archer (check out the big Peraica sign painted on the east side of building.)
Kinda fresh to the board.
Hello mongers!
I just wanted to share my new hobby experiences! Started maybe 3 months ors so ago and have become extremely addicted. I started my journey at an elegent location in ct where there was no ts but the Mt Sophia was about a 5 out of 10. For my first time I thought I was in heaven, but that was before I met you guys who have taught me that was I got was overpriced & could be better. Well later down the road I found that better was just in the other massage room.
Then I decided to become more cultured & tried a more lavish place on irving park. The massage was very weak but for $40 for a hr who could complain! Oh how bonita (I mean pretty) the mt was there! A 9 out of 10 I might say, but at the standard 50+50+50 rate I opted out of the generously offered services.
Later on in my journey to extreme happyness I found a spa where there was a harvest of mt's in a more diversey neighborhood. This place was loaded with MILF's who could give a 10 out of 10 massage from head to toe. I have left there extremely happy several times, once even when I barely even had the funds for decent massage.
Being low on funds as of late, I decided I needed a new life style in the hobby, where a mt would massage every inch of my body in a legitimate manner, but the spa I visited seeking this new life only wanted to massage 80% of my body, oh what a dissapointment. This is my whole experience. I know, kinda short.
About me at this point. (until I build my funds back up). I just want to be totally teased. Anyone know about a place I can find the experience I am looking for.
Thanks to you guys that have gave me suggestions already, I have further inquired with you guys about more details & will inquire more with the mt's you have suggested.
Looking for more suggestions so that I can choose where to get my next magnificent massage. & will report back to my new mong friends A. S. A. P.
Thanks FOR listening & hope to hear from you soon!
Sincerely,
Dr. Black Cock
Finally what we've all been waiting for!
Sunkiss!
Suspenseful story! Pay close attention!
So. After trying out ewa who has an ad on CL who by the way is about 28 european tall & offers no extras in her apt downtown, but for. 55 hour gives a impressively rhythmic, medium pressure, sensual (non-erotic) massage, I needed some attention to my man & them. I fly down chicago looking for the cheapest thril I can find. Saw oki doki spa & called the number to inquire about the amount for an hhr w/ts. Found sunkiss to be $5 cheaper.
The phone call to sunkiss:
Was hot within itself, asked if I should make an appointment or walk in. We talked on the phone for at least 3 minutes during which I asked "is it fun? " and didn't get immediately hung up on. Pulled up and called again inquiring about parking she directed me to free parking on ashland and I waked in.
The front desk oh my gosh 4 count them 1, 2, 3, 4 fine ass asains women gigling they're asses off with the fine ass front desk chick. She ask's the age old question "been here before? " my answer, with a devilish grin I might add, yeah/no. They smile back and ask how did you hear about us and I say CL.
The oldest of all the young beautiful women took me to the room and asks do I want ts before or after. I say after because I want to wash all the sin away before I go home to my beautiful non-asain wife. Ha ha ha.
Anyway, the 8. 5 out of 10 young/old amt gives a massage that's 9. 5 out of 10 that strategically avoids my mans & them but pays special attention to my anus. At this point, I am ever so ready for the taboo. I had read where some of you mongers have had prostate massages and for some odd reason was in the mood to give it a try! Plus the lady at the front desk informed my mt that I inquired about "fun" on the phone!
On the flip she attempted to cover my joint up in which I simply said noooo with a smile and she said "ok take off" still plenty of teasing, lots of anal play but no contact to my joint! Time was winding down for my hhr which was. 45 & it was now time for my ts in the ever so clean private room. She cleaned the hell out of me, paying alot of attention to my ass & anus. On the flip she cleaned everywhere but my joint. So now I point to it and she say's "YOU, YOURSELF. I HELP YOU! " since this has never been an option with me, I give it a shot. She pours soap over my mans and begins to give me a prostate massage while I handle my business until completion (I think I got her forearm) No negotiation once back in the room. Not sure what the going rate is for self service with a prostate massage but by the look on her face as I was leaving, the. 10 that I gave her seemed not to be impressive. I did tell her that I left another mt and came to her so the tip would be bigger next time, this was just so that I could ask you guys what the going rate is?
Sunkiss, imhp, Love it & will be back with my devilish grin on a sat night!
Ps. I think I can break them! But don't we all say that!