Massage Parlor Reports

OMG, where do I start? Called ahead to ensure time and availability. Arrived, met by an old and ugly Asian female. Paid my entry fee brought to my room where I was given 3 XL baggy a $$ shorts and some sort of smock to put on. WTF?! Received on "ok" massage all being covered with a sheet, shorts and the smock for 2/3's of the massage time. I'd give it a 7. She had to work under the smock thing and pulled the shorts down about halfway. No hint of anything else but a massage. Strictly legit. I would not return even if it wasn't LOL.

Went to Kim's last night. Met a 40 ish reasonably good looking Asian. Very good service. $70 house fee then $140 for BBBJ (and she was good) and prostate massage. All in all well worth the bucks. Could have included CFS if I had wanted. Would recommend.

[QUOTE=Tomjay;7242630]OMG, where do I start? Called ahead to ensure time and availability. Arrived, met by an old and ugly Asian female. Paid my entry fee brought to my room where I was given 3 XL baggy a $$ shorts and some sort of smock to put on. WTF?! Received on "ok" massage all being covered with a sheet, shorts and the smock for 2/3's of the massage time. I'd give it a 7. She had to work under the smock thing and pulled the shorts down about halfway. No hint of anything else but a massage. Strictly legit. I would not return even if it wasn't LOL.[/QUOTE]Once they grab your ass or stick you can't say you don't want her. Just walk out dude!

[QUOTE=TechnoBroker20;7242900]Went to Kim's last night. Met a 40 ish reasonably good looking Asian. Very good service. $70 house fee then $140 for BBBJ (and she was good) and prostate massage. All in all well worth the bucks. Could have included CFS if I had wanted. Would recommend.[/QUOTE]Wrong forum. If your point is to let us know there are better options further afield, we know.

Visited ageless again and had Lili, the same therapist from my previous visit, who gave an unenthusiastic and unsolicited HE.

The mamasan told me to keep my shirt and underwear on. WTF! I only kept my underwear on. Still a bit of teasing.

I wore a prostate massager that I picked up from CVS to the appt. Might as well have some fun if I need to keep my clothes on. She was happy to play with it quite a bit, and I had a good amount of p-waves, but never a full O.

I guess I misread her teasing though, when I went to pull off my underwear she told me not to.

No HE this time.

[QUOTE=TechnoBroker20;7242900]Went to Kim's last night. Met a 40 ish reasonably good looking Asian. Very good service. $70 house fee then $140 for BBBJ (and she was good) and prostate massage. All in all well worth the bucks. Could have included CFS if I had wanted. Would recommend.[/QUOTE]So you think you had to pay extra if you'd go CFS which means 140 included only BBBJ?

[QUOTE=ImSmitten;7251193]So you think you had to pay extra if you'd go CFS which means 140 included only BBBJ?[/QUOTE]70/140 is pretty much the standard FS rate in Prince George's County, where that AMP is located.

The LMP's in MocCo are all over the place with 100/200 probably the average FS, no shower.

[QUOTE=TechnoBroker20;7242900]Went to Kim's last night. Met a 40 ish reasonably good looking Asian. Very good service. $70 house fee then $140 for BBBJ (and she was good) and prostate massage. All in all well worth the bucks. Could have included CFS if I had wanted. Would recommend.[/QUOTE]Call me spoiled, but I expect to get a massage for my house fee.

[QUOTE=JamesRussells;7248223]Visited ageless again and had Lili, the same therapist from my previous visit, who gave an unenthusiastic and unsolicited HE.

The mamasan told me to keep my shirt and underwear on. WTF! I only kept my underwear on. Still a bit of teasing.

I wore a prostate massager that I picked up from CVS to the appt. Might as well have some fun if I need to keep my clothes on. She was happy to play with it quite a bit, and I had a good amount of p-waves, but never a full O.

I guess I misread her teasing though, when I went to pull off my underwear she told me not to.

No HE this time.[/QUOTE]An earlier post on 2/20 found LE inside when he went for a massage. I've seen signs about keeping your underware on but nothing about removing a shirt.

[QUOTE=Nats53;7252265]An earlier post on 2/20 found LE inside when he went for a massage. I've seen signs about keeping your underware on but nothing about removing a shirt.[/QUOTE]I saw an empty Rockville police car outside when I came out. It terrified me. Maybe he was just getting lunch though.

I went around the other stairs to make it seem as if I was coming out of a different restaurant.

[QUOTE=CanaPunter;7251278]Call me spoiled, but I expect to get a massage for my house fee.[/QUOTE]This amount for only this. I repeat this amount for a Billy Joel.

[QUOTE=JamesRussells;7253135]I saw an empty Rockville police car outside when I came out. It terrified me. Maybe he was just getting lunch though.

I went around the other stairs to make it seem as if I was coming out of a different restaurant.[/QUOTE]I think you overreacted. There are two popular grocery shops next to MP. People go up and down this stair all the time.

One of my ATFs recently started her own shop. By Pike & Rose area, think she would like some more business but doesn't want to draw a crowd. Pm for info. Looking for any MoCo UTR girl info.

[QUOTE=JakeGalo;7158610]The newer of the two Massage Advanced (not Advanced Massage) stores is now Clover. It was bought this summer by several former Massage Spring ladies and the name was changed because they don't want any affiliation with the other MA further up the Pike. Three former MS workers are there now, including the super-popular Joy.

Advanced Massage is the store across from Congressional Plaza -- that store has completely different ownership.[/QUOTE]Can't send you because inbox is full.

[QUOTE=PoonHunter101;7256072]Can't send you because inbox is full.[/QUOTE]Cleared. Thanks.