Massage Parlor Reports

I took a drive out to the Chesapeake Bay today and sought out the woman named after a kids cereal LOL. She asked how did I know her so I used the skills that my 3 letter agency taught me and I was able to drop a name from this board and convince her I'm legit. She quickly warmed up to me. She even ask how [insert other monger's name here] was doing and why he didn't come with me today. I was like, "ahh he he had things to do." No sweat and things proceeded to the shower. Dang I'm good.

Nice table shower, playing with my a-hole and my other areas. This felt good, the teasing.

For the rest of the session it was above and beyond the half ass nova finish that seems to plague noVA.

I kept my pricing inline with DC pricing so if you go here and get treated extra special, use the DC tipping scale.

Serp

[QUOTE=Dc Runner]She saw the.40 I left under my sunglasses on the chair and turned on me demanding "What's this? " (I have pretty much always left the tip this way, and this is the first bad incident). She was a little pissy the rest of the time.

Now she's still annoyed and asks what I would enjoy. Not knowing the menu that well I said "If you take care of me I will be very nice to you in return". She hands me my pants and proceeds to sit between my legs. I hand off another.20 to calm the situation and she says "That's all, that's only.60" I said no more cash and ended up with the average non cover HJ. After that I got a few more minutes and sent on my way.[/QUOTE]Yeah, one way to handle this kind of situation is [u]not[/u] to put the money out in advance. If she tries to get you to shell out mucho-bucks before any show of good faith (such as removing her top or allowing any kind of roaming), or especially if she hands you your pants and sits between your legs, the best approach is to just get up & get dressed. Give her perhaps.05 for the massage, if it was halfway decent, and just leave. Never fall prey to the up-ante.

RR

I think the approach RR descibes is the best. I never leave any money on the table. Attitude means a lot to me so I don't pass any money until I'm sure I will get what I bargained for. In many cases, I don't have to tip until I get dressed. As always, I only bring in what I want to spend. This is helps the negotiations when the provider realizes that is all there is.

Nice

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman]Yeah, one way to handle this kind of situation is [u]not[/u] to put the money out in advance. If she tries to get you to shell out mucho-bucks before any show of good faith (such as removing her top or allowing any kind of roaming), or especially if she hands you your pants and sits between your legs, the best approach is to just get up & get dressed. Give her perhaps.05 for the massage, if it was halfway decent, and just leave. Never fall prey to the up-ante.

RR[/QUOTE]

Double R is a wise sage, trust his advice. Nats 53

[QUOTE=Sir Amp Alot]They want .90 for a 1/2 session! WTF is up with that?! I can not believe that places are asking so much for a massage. It should be .50 or .60 for a half and then if they want to earn extra money on the side provide extra's at a reasonable price. This is just freakin crazy.

ALSO, Can everyone try not to leave more than .3 or .4 for HJ's. I enjoy a nice hour long massage and don't mind the .7 fee for it, but I don't want these ladies thinking we should pay an extra .6 for HJ's. That is just plain stupid. For .6 or .7 I would expect a cbj[/QUOTE]


I just figure that into their tip and pay that and no more unless it is really really good. Have not had a problem for them. However, last time I went, it was only $120, but it all worked out with the excellent service provided.

I agree, we are getting [all] the young ladies acustomed to tips for lazy and unsatisfactory service. .3 or .4 at times can be too much for an HJ and believe me at .3/hr this is a very high paying job (and no tax being removed). How did we get into the habit of over valueing the ladies services?

[QUOTE=Sir Amp Alot]

ALSO, Can everyone try not to leave more than .3 or .4 for HJ's. I enjoy a nice hour long massage and don't mind the .7 fee for it, but I don't want these ladies thinking we should pay an extra .6 for HJ's. That is just plain stupid. For .6 or .7 I would expect a cbj[/QUOTE]

I stopped hobbying in the DC area a couple years ago just because the ladies were asking for bigger tips with decrease in services, especially the ones in noVA. Not worth it. In addition, the "price fixing" that all the amps did a couple years ago when they raised the rates from 60 to 80 per hr was a kick in the nuts.

Maybe the big tippers are guys who just had their first nut in 10 years and are happy as a pig in shit.

I hope, we are not getting into the "how much to tip" discussion again. Its been on here so many times and its not going to stop some of the guys from paying too much for service not too good. I don't show any money up front, I don't discuss how much tip before the service is done. If the lady ask how much, I say it depends on the service. But I usually take little more money just in case. If the lady is nice, service is good, I don't mind to slightly overtip, because I know, when I come back and ask for the same lady I will get more for the same money. Its just matter of being nice, let the lady do what she want(if you're there the first time), nicely tell her what is you don't like and like, don't complaint and is almost 100% guarantee you get more the second time. But I don't want to pay in NoVa more than I would pay in DC. Ofcourse there are going to be some assholes between us same like there are some lazy bitches between them. That's the way it is and us talking about it is not going to help.

Went to Green and knew the routine (thanks Ycwinva). Anyways, had Mina who was really average looking with droopy headlights. I guess I should RTFF for more gals cause she was the only one available. Really nice attitude and listened to some Korean Rap in the TS along with classical music in the room. All in all .6/.6 payment with a rating of 7 face and 6 body. Just a little more than a NOVA finish.

As for tipping, I always go for the half and then do some indications of more after. I am pretty upfront and tell the girl exactly what I want and thereafter negotiate. Of course the common questions arise... Are you polize, first time, who you see before, etc.

The rates for me are now .8 for hour and .6 for half. (I think it's .70 somewhere along the route 1 corridor) Tipping, I adhere to the standard Nova, always .4; a good view with roaming .6; getting mr.happy wet with bodily fluids .8; and a car with all the options a buck. I've always gone over half an hour but now and then, I pay the hour fee just to see what that entails and really guys, it's nothing but more massaging.

However, I do remember one occasion back 4 years ago where I paid two jacksons for everything down in the Waldorf area where the girl soaped herself up naked and body surfed my back which was an awesome experience. I haven't experienced that since. I may just suggest it to somewhere next time I go.

[QUOTE=Low Jack]However, I do remember one occasion back 4 years ago where I paid two jacksons for everything down in the Waldorf area where the girl soaped herself up naked and body surfed my back which was an awesome experience. I haven't experienced that since. I may just suggest it to somewhere next time I go.[/QUOTE]

That would be the famous, glorious and oh so missed "Sunny Shower." Sometimes she would even "body surf" the front.

[QUOTE=Low Jack]I do remember one occasion back 4 years ago where I paid two jacksons for everything down in the Waldorf area where the girl soaped herself up naked and body surfed my back which was an awesome experience. I haven't experienced that since. I may just suggest it to somewhere next time I go.[/QUOTE]Awesome! I too have had that experience. Only once. It was at an AMP in Chinatown; in a building behind, but directly across the street from, back then, the mci center. I'd be interested to know if that place was still there. Probably not, as this was a number of years ago, and I haven't made it back to the city that often to check.

Outstanding visit to this Edsall Rd location during the lunch hour. Greeted by the Mamasan who pointed out to me that my zipper was down (oops! ).

Escorted me to my room upstairs where I would be greeted by very pretty Anna. Probably 40s, very nice figure, excellent top and strong legs I would later discover. Very sweet woman, decent English, very nice chit-chat.

Undressed, escorted me to the TS where I received a very nice, non-rushed TS. I would have preferred slightly hotter water, but not really an issue. I think I must have been on that table for at least 10 minutes.

Back to the room. Anna delivered a massage through a towel which was actually very nice. I usually don't like have a layer of cotton between provider and receiver, but she seemed to know all the pressure points and delivered an excellent, medium firm massage.

Turned me over, superb finish. I left very happy and hope to revisit next month. I will definitely ask for Anna again.

I had a nice CMT dream last week... new girl there but cant remember her name. standard hh with standard finish but gave some extra attention to my boys that made the dream a little bit more fun.

The massage could have been better but I was stressed and just needed to sweat out the dream. A good place for the standard dream. I keep it as an old reliable when the blood starts to pump.

stay safe,

The wolff

On my way home yesterday, I decided to give Crown a try. I dropped in for an hour visit.

Sadly I don’t have too much new to report. My visit was near identical to Wahooboy94 and Oldtar’s visits. I drew a mid-20’s beauty Trisha (? ). Standard 5' 2" ish, natural c's (you get the picture). She gave a good firm massage with back walking. She seemed a little awkward (just a little); she said is still learning and the other lady’s are probably better – but unfortunately not "the other ladies are better {wink, wink}". She did a fine job for any level of experience, no complaints about the massage. Door left cracked for a good portion of the time and no indication of other "techniques"..8/.2 tip

I guess one additional tidbit, for what it is worth, is she told me there are 6 or so girls that rotate through the week – she works Monday-Thursday; she was unsure about the weekend, but seemed to imply that there were others.

The facilities are nice, the location is good, and the girls are beautiful – but is that it?

Anyone?

Just to advise that YMMV as far as quality and desired ethnicity; it can be a 9/10 or a 2/10 in my experience; went there yesterday after calling ahead; Daniela was not there and the 3 others available were a 5 (45-50 white), 5 (40-45 white), and 2 (35 white, Amanda), respectively. The other latina (8) was taken. In my experience Jackie and Daniela are way above the rest at that location for looks, youth, and quality. Might be wise to try and book them ahead of time so you don't waste a trip.