Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BillDavis007;3402778]I think she had the French Lick Dark Roast with a side of chocolate on her lips.[/QUOTE]Starbucks just announced they will install bidet's in all restrooms in all ATL locations!

[QUOTE=Merlin42;3403095]Really? I've seen her several times. You can get a topless HJ as well as BBBJ. She has been reviewed several times here. Not the best looking but very nice personality.[/QUOTE]Who is she? Link has been flagged.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;3402513]If she's the same Lisa I remember, she's chunky and rather unattractive.[/QUOTE]Not to mention, she's kind of a *****. I called to try and schedule an appt with someone that wasn't her and she wasn't having it. Started asking questions about how I knew her, had I been there before, etc. Normally, they never really give a shit so I didn't have a good answer ready. Told her I read a positive review online about a provider and wanted to try her out. I know now that that is a big no-no. She kept asking me to tell her the name of the website and that she had not seen any reviews. Told her I couldn't remember, and that I was just doing some research on places to visit and came across a review. Ultimately she denied me service.

[QUOTE=CoolBreeze95;3402992]What part of town is she located?[/QUOTE]According to the map link on the ad somewhere near Riverdale.

[QUOTE=Petey1015;3403372]Starbucks just announced they will install bidet's in all restrooms in all ATL locations![/QUOTE]This is wonderful news! Our local twig and berries handlers will be most grateful.

[QUOTE=HobbyMan51;3402891]Lu's, not Lu. It's Lucy's massage shortened to Lu's. It's confusing enough without you guys refusing to add the 's. C'mon.![/QUOTE]They just need to come up with more creative names.

The Twig & Berries Spa.

The Atlanta Bathhouse.

Fu's Ass-washia.

There would be much less confusion. Zen, Zen, Lu, Lu's, T #1 T#2.

Struck out at healthy massage on old Milton. Walked in and got Jessie, mid 30's probably, pretty cute. Argued with the lady at the front about whether to do the table shower at the beginning or end. After about 5 times of telling her I wanted it first, she finally gave in. Tried to sell me 1 h massage with ts for 80. Declined and went with 40 minutes for 60. Then tried to sell me special lotion for 10. No flip but towards the end she was going over my ass and down my legs and got about as close as you can get to my junk without touching it. I tried grabbing her hand to run down my crack and she said no. 60/10 and she looked a little disappointed. But the massage was great and hell I needed one. Though a release would've been nice too.

[QUOTE=Petey1015;3403366]A1 massage, Mei Mei, CRC, and Ming Xing2 are all walking distance from S / T park. According to reviews A1 might be best for upgrades.[/QUOTE]Maybe if you"re Lance Armstrong. They are at least a mile or two. CRC has no action at all but they bless you with a sign in sheet. Ming Xing 2 and Uber are your best bet.

OK, this place was called lavander. (Alpharetta hwy, Roswell) . Or something like that. This is the spot with the lady telling you that she study massage for a long time etc. If you ask for HJ or try anything she will reject. The name is different but still pretty legit, although the girl does a great massage and looks good, it ends there.

[QUOTE=SoreAsFuck;3403441]Not to mention, she's kind of a *****. I called to try and schedule an appt with someone that wasn't her and she wasn't having it. Started asking questions about how I knew her, had I been there before, etc. Normally, they never really give a shit so I didn't have a good answer ready. Told her I read a positive review online about a provider and wanted to try her out. I know now that that is a big no-no. She kept asking me to tell her the name of the website and that she had not seen any reviews. Told her I couldn't remember, and that I was just doing some research on places to visit and came across a review. Ultimately she denied me service.[/QUOTE]Heard that too and her looks always turned me off. Fat and multiple asterisks are a boner killer. Never mention a review, just tell the provider a friend said she gives a good massage. If a provider ever confronts you about the review thing, tell her it was a glowing review on (make up a name). Just don't tell her about USASG. Smile and act like it was a positive thing and they usually shut up.

If she denies you service, go off on her ass and hang up. She doesn't know your face so you can always show up in person and start fresh.

[QUOTE=BigComanche;3403995]Maybe if you"re Lance Armstrong. They are at least a mile or two. CRC has no action at all but they bless you with a sign in sheet. Ming Xing 2 and Uber are your best bet.[/QUOTE]Short bursts of exercise have been proven to raise testosterone and GH levels.

[QUOTE=WalterM;3403795]They just need to come up with more creative names.

The Twig & Berries Spa.

The Atlanta Bathhouse.

Fu's Ass-washia.

There would be much less confusion. Zen, Zen, Lu, Lu's, T #1 T#2.[/QUOTE]The Spa behind Starbucks.

That chick not worth to see anymore. Used to be cool and now mad slick. Way better option out there.

[QUOTE=Mr.Inch;3404160]She tried to kiss me the other day, turned my head the other way. Gives a nice HJ, beautiful kitty on her, but, something about her makes me reconsider ever spending gas and money on her.[/QUOTE]