Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BigBadNut;5587993]Hey question for the mongers here. Do you partake in eating a delicious "clean" snatch (when available)? Has anyone ever picked up an std from DATY? Reason I ask is there a one or two especially hot cut young ones that work at Sheazons are usually down for it. Just asking for a friend.[/QUOTE]Reality is, It's certainly possible. And of course if your gums are bleeding or if you have an open mouth sore, there is a higher probability on orally contracting an STI. Most of these have silent symptoms or can have a long incubation period before they surface.

No one can tell by smelling or viewing a clean snatch and assume they don't have any as no one can tell 100%. It's a Russian Roulette game.

Peace.

[QUOTE=TempletonRat;5592603]By fishmonger school I assume you mean law school?

Are you referring to the Boalt Hall grad killed when a Jeep Cherokee smashed into Q's in 2000?[/QUOTE]Hey guys,

Those smelly fish from there are the easiest to bankrupt. Smurf hairs cower in the corner and end up doing the back room cleanup.

Justn Beaver.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5586110]1. Mary is fuckable. She will let you cip and cia. She has a tight asshole. So I would say go for it. Her BBBJ. Was alright. It was a 6/10 experience for me. I don't see the need of going back honestly. Nd dfk. Idk I wouldn't LOL.[/QUOTE]Thanks for all your info about her, gents. So she's slam dunk CIP and CIA, I get that!

But I'd like more input on DFK. 6 of her 7 MP reviewers listed either "No" for Kissing, and one said "without tongue".

Now, her price is good. But I've VERY limited time this trip, and so I do NOT want to waste a limited window of opportunity on a hoe who will not DFK. BBFS is essential, of course, but I will not knowingly see a hoe who won't DFK, either. I do consider it essential for any decent lay.

So--those who've seen her, and who also believe that proper DFK is an essential menu item for any well-behaved harlot--will she or won't she?

Thanks in advance for any info on this, dudes!

[QUOTE=JustnBeaver;5593255]Hey guys,

Those smelly fish from there are the easiest to bankrupt. Smurf hairs cower in the corner and end up doing the back room cleanup.

Justn Beaver.[/QUOTE]Translation? Anyone?

[QUOTE=KingOfFours;5593371]Thanks for all your info about her, gents. So she's slam dunk CIP and CIA, I get that!

But I'd like more input on DFK. 6 of her 7 MP reviewers listed either "No" for Kissing, and one said "without tongue".

Now, her price is good. But I've VERY limited time this trip, and so I do NOT want to waste a limited window of opportunity on a hoe who will not DFK. BBFS is essential, of course, but I will not knowingly see a hoe who won't DFK, either. I do consider it essential for any decent lay.

So--those who've seen her, and who also believe that proper DFK is an essential menu item for any well-behaved harlot--will she or won't she?

Thanks in advance for any info on this, dudes![/QUOTE]You can try tina in the valley.

[QUOTE=KingOfFours;5593371]Thanks for all your info about her, gents. So she's slam dunk CIP and CIA, I get that!

But I'd like more input on DFK. 6 of her 7 MP reviewers listed either "No" for Kissing, and one said "without tongue".

Now, her price is good. But I've VERY limited time this trip, and so I do NOT want to waste a limited window of opportunity on a hoe who will not DFK. BBFS is essential, of course, but I will not knowingly see a hoe who won't DFK, either. I do consider it essential for any decent lay.

So--those who've seen her, and who also believe that proper DFK is an essential menu item for any well-behaved harlot--will she or won't she?

Thanks in advance for any info on this, dudes![/QUOTE]I know that I talk a fair amount of shit. But know this. Mary is not attractive. For me, she does not deserve to have my dick in her. When I went there and saw her, I declined all contact with her genitals and just got a BBJ, and it was not good. So, if you think you are going to Xanadu on Santa Monica boulevard, think again. Also, although the syllogism of well, if she lets guys fuck her up the ass bare, in her pussy bare, cum in her mouth, ergo she must a fortiori let you kiss her, you are not guaranteed kissing. I have read lots of Mary reports and not a single one mentions, or at least highlights her kissing. Just a PSA. The more you know.

[QUOTE=AdobeJames;5587500]Was that Aromdee?[/QUOTE]I don't think so. I have a faint memory it was Pacific Spa, or something like that.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5593793]I know that I talk a fair amount of shit. But know this. Mary is not attractive. For me, she does not deserve to have my dick in her. When I went there and saw her, I declined all contact with her genitals and just got a BBJ, and it was not good. So, if you think you are going to Xanadu on Santa Monica boulevard, think again. Also, although the syllogism of well, if she lets guys fuck her up the ass bare, in her pussy bare, cum in her mouth, ergo she must a fortiori let you kiss her, you are not guaranteed kissing. I have read lots of Mary reports and not a single one mentions, or at least highlights her kissing. Just a PSA. The more you know.[/QUOTE]Who is xanadu on santa monica?

[QUOTE=KingOfFours;5593371]Thanks for all your info about her, gents. So she's slam dunk CIP and CIA, I get that!

But I'd like more input on DFK. 6 of her 7 MP reviewers listed either "No" for Kissing, and one said "without tongue".

Now, her price is good. But I've VERY limited time this trip, and so I do NOT want to waste a limited window of opportunity on a hoe who will not DFK. BBFS is essential, of course, but I will not knowingly see a hoe who won't DFK, either. I do consider it essential for any decent lay.

So--those who've seen her, and who also believe that proper DFK is an essential menu item for any well-behaved harlot--will she or won't she?

Thanks in advance for any info on this, dudes![/QUOTE]She does kissing. Iffy on the DFK. Depends on her mood or how well she knows you. I wrapped it up for my visit but she was definitely down for anything.

Amateur question, but is this the same provider that was getting plowed above the 7/11 in WeHo?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5593793]I know that I talk a fair amount of shit. But know this. Mary is not attractive. For me, she does not deserve to have my dick in her. When I went there and saw her, I declined all contact with her genitals and just got a BBJ, and it was not good. So, if you think you are going to Xanadu on Santa Monica boulevard, think again. Also, although the syllogism of well, if she lets guys fuck her up the ass bare, in her pussy bare, cum in her mouth, ergo she must a fortiori let you kiss her, you are not guaranteed kissing. I have read lots of Mary reports and not a single one mentions, or at least highlights her kissing. Just a PSA. The more you know.[/QUOTE]Very informative! Thanks Priscilla! You are a gentleman-whoremonger and a diligent hoe-intel scholar, and we are amongst the very few left! ; )

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5594048]Who is xanadu on santa monica?[/QUOTE]Xanadu is a fictional place in the epic poem kubla khan.

The poem is a mixture of imagery of human pleasure with divine ingredients.

Like getting bare backed from that pig Mary, it ends with a warning to those who partaketh:

And close your eyes with holy dread.

For he on honey-dew hath fed.

And drunk the milk of Paradise.

In town and I have a very short window today to try an mp. Is there anything worth checking out in marina del Rey? Thanks in advance.

Have a very short window to visit an MP today. Anything worth checking out near marina del Rey? Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=RealTimeFind;5594389]She does kissing. Iffy on the DFK. Depends on her mood or how well she knows you. I wrapped it up for my visit but she was definitely down for anything.

Amateur question, but is this the same provider that was getting plowed above the 7/11 in WeHo?[/QUOTE]Apparently, yes, this is the woman over the 7-11 who fucked guys for a long time.

It was at that locale that monger logic made one of its most indelible impressions on me.

Some monger was barefucking Mary and it was time to change positions, so Mary got on top.

As the monger was fucking her, he realized he had a full view of her gnarly growler.

The monger deduced that he was fucking her in the ass.

So there is a possibility that I will be heading to LA for work this coming weekend. I will be located near the Cruise Terminal and am wondering what the activity is like in that area? (either parlors or otherwise) What's the going donation for a visit (out where I am its between 40 and 70 to the house and 120 to 160 to the girl). Any info is appreciated and I will gladly post a review if I am able to adventure.

Yes, so you do the math on how much pipe has been up the shooter. And every other orifice.

[QUOTE=RealTimeFind;5594389]She does kissing. Iffy on the DFK. Depends on her mood or how well she knows you. I wrapped it up for my visit but she was definitely down for anything.

Amateur question, but is this the same provider that was getting plowed above the 7/11 in WeHo?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hunter8306;5594815]Have a very short window to visit an MP today. Anything worth checking out near marina del Rey? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]There is one MP in MDR, it is a granny shack 45 XX Admiralty Way #D Marina Del Rey, California 90292,310-82X-78 XX (the number one more than 36).

There is temple of bliss, but that is not an MP, it is a stand up fuck job rip off.

I would try the el torito by the fisherman's village, it looks better and you can see seals.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5595310]There is one MP in MDR, it is a granny shack 45 XX Admiralty Way #D Marina Del Rey, California 90292,310-82X-78 XX (the number one more than 36).

There is temple of bliss, but that is not an MP, it is a stand up fuck job rip off.

I would try the el torito by the fisherman's village, it looks better and you can see seals.[/QUOTE]Spare yourself, that granny shack is the worst.

Was visiting LA and went here based on luck. I got Angela and she was small and petite, 24 years old. Got the hour and got down to business immediately. She took her mask off for a bit only, really beautiful face.

She had a small ass and got completely topless and pantless with her panties still on. After popping off at the get go, I spent the majority of my time sucking on her small B's and playing with her from the outside. Nip action was fun and almost went a 2nd time, but time was up. Gave her an extra $.

[QUOTE=RoronoaZ;5596591]Was visiting LA and went here based on luck. I got Angela and she was small and petite, 24 years old. Got the hour and got down to business immediately. She took her mask off for a bit only, really beautiful face.

She had a small ass and got completely topless and pantless with her panties still on. After popping off at the get go, I spent the majority of my time sucking on her small B's and playing with her from the outside. Nip action was fun and almost went a 2nd time, but time was up. Gave her an extra $.[/QUOTE]I get all the girls there confused. I think Angela told me she was 28.

I do not pop as easy as some of you do, and I think I sucked on her nipples.

Now I am jonesing for some me time over at the finger.

I think I did see her Bush.

Went to Easy Relax in Pico Rivera. Paid 50 for the hour. She refused any extras at the end and actually walked out of the room as soon as I started inquiring about them. I left 10 for massage.

[QUOTE=NeverTell;5597700]Went to Easy Relax in Pico Rivera. Paid 50 for the hour. She refused any extras at the end and actually walked out of the room as soon as I started inquiring about them. I left 10 for massage.[/QUOTE]I can pretty much for sure say that before I die, there will be two places I will never go. The summit of Everest and pico Rivera.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5598161]I can pretty much for sure say that before I die, there will be two places I will never go. The summit of Everest and pico Rivera.[/QUOTE]And why is that.

Hey anyone been over to Seasons on SMBLVD? WLA next to good Sushi place? The front is a mess. Any specific talent you like? Its been while for me.

[QUOTE=OakOak22;5599894]And why is that.[/QUOTE]I notice that I suffer from an iron deficiency at high altitudes. I get sick in santa fe new mexico. There is no way I could summit Everest.

As for Pico Rivera, as best I can tell, it is one of the many shitholes east of downtown that has as its civic pride a Jamba juice and / or a Walmart.

I will stay on the west side were I can see white girls in tight yoga pants, on a steady diet of spinach and ice chips with thigh gaps, bony ankles, and pronounced collar bones. As opposed to the type you find in Pico Rivera in ill fitting jeans, on a diet of french fries dipped in a chocolate shake with fat upper pussy areas, hanging skin on the elbows and neck tattoos.

I wish the delay from posing to displaying was shorter. I'm in the Pico Rivera area and was hoping to get lucky. I tried Zen this time. 35 for the half hour (it was 30 minutes to closing). Received a decent massage but there was no flip. She said it was time and I was still face down. She refused extras. I left a 10 tip. I haven't had this much bad luck in years.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5600050]I notice that I suffer from an iron deficiency at high altitudes. I get sick in santa fe new mexico. There is no way I could summit Everest.

As for Pico Rivera, as best I can tell, it is one of the many shitholes east of downtown that has as its civic pride a Jamba juice and / or a Walmart.

I will stay on the west side were I can see white girls in tight yoga pants, on a steady diet of spinach and ice chips with thigh gaps, bony ankles, and pronounced collar bones. As opposed to the type you find in Pico Rivera in ill fitting jeans, on a diet of french fries dipped in a chocolate shake with fat upper pussy areas, hanging skin on the elbows and neck tattoos.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NeverTell;5600450]I wish the delay from posing to displaying was shorter. I'm in the Pico Rivera area and was hoping to get lucky. I tried Zen this time. 35 for the half hour (it was 30 minutes to closing). Received a decent massage but there was no flip. She said it was time and I was still face down. She refused extras. I left a 10 tip. I haven't had this much bad luck in years.[/QUOTE]If you can go a little south to Downey, there's a place near the Downey-PR border called All Seasons that's a well-known full service shack.

I am a monger from Florida and will be in the LAX area for a few day for work in early Nov. I am looking for a good MP to visit while in town. I have seen good review about eco and defiantly considering a visit unless I am told differently. Can anyone provide another parlor that offers FS? Also what is the normal donations? We have locations are are a flat price at the door, just not sure if your MP are the same or need to haggle? Any intel is helpful.

[QUOTE=Cameraeyez;5601488]I am a monger from Florida and will be in the LAX area for a few day for work in early Nov. I am looking for a good MP to visit while in town. I have seen good review about eco and defiantly considering a visit unless I am told differently. Can anyone provide another parlor that offers FS? Also what is the normal donations? We have locations are are a flat price at the door, just not sure if your MP are the same or need to haggle? Any intel is helpful.[/QUOTE]There is a place called "super spa" on Sepulveda a few thick pussy hairs south of Manchester.

Avoid it. It is basically on the runway so it is lax close.

Some of the women there are actually dead, but you would not know it because the girls are so old there that the average age is dead.

Go to Goldfinger in west l. A. - you will need a car. If you do not have a care when you are here, then you probably should wear two masks.

[QUOTE=Cameraeyez;5601488]I am a monger from Florida and will be in the LAX area for a few day for work in early Nov. I am looking for a good MP to visit while in town. I have seen good review about eco and defiantly considering a visit unless I am told differently. Can anyone provide another parlor that offers FS? Also what is the normal donations? We have locations are are a flat price at the door, just not sure if your MP are the same or need to haggle? Any intel is helpful.[/QUOTE]What type of females you into?

Asian or Latina would be preferred. We have alot of AMP here in FL and they do a great job (just ask Robert Kraft), so a Latina might be a new option. Will take recommendations for both. Thanks for your help.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5601628]What type of females you into?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cameraeyez;5601488]I am a monger from Florida and will be in the LAX area for a few day for work in early Nov. I am looking for a good MP to visit while in town. I have seen good review about eco and defiantly considering a visit unless I am told differently. Can anyone provide another parlor that offers FS? Also what is the normal donations? We have locations are are a flat price at the door, just not sure if your MP are the same or need to haggle? Any intel is helpful.[/QUOTE]Reliable place that's been around for about 25 years. They have Asians and Latinas and offer everything. Downey is about 20 minutes east of LAX in light traffic. Worth the drive IMO. Google LE Hampshire Square strip mall.

Looking to try getting a manzilian for the first time. Anyone know of a place that does that with a happy ending?

[QUOTE=Hahasupz;5605788]Looking to try getting a manzilian for the first time. Anyone know of a place that does that with a happy ending?[/QUOTE]I've been looking for ages as well. You may want to try the beauty services section of Craigslist and see if any of them "fit the bill". A few do say that they don't do any sensual services but then again they are operation out of private residences it seems like. This seems like you'll have to TOFTT and let us know if it happened. I will let you know if I find anything.

- RnR.

So I was just feeling the need for a finger up my ass and hit goldfinger.

I did not call ahead, figured I would play the wild card.

I get in and this dumpy masked 28-55 Asian accosts me and says she is available.

I was tired and did not ask for a line up. Her name was Emily and she wore a mask. Little did she know that I do not have covid.

She said she could only do 45 min because some asshole reserved her for 8 pm.

So I let her jerk me off for 45 bucks, and made sure to take some of the lotion on the side and when I rubbed her titties and ass, I left it mostly wet. I am sure the 8 o'clock monger enjoyed that.

Reservations at goldfinger. Really?

[QUOTE=HowdyDoody32;5601345]If you can go a little south to Downey, there's a place near the Downey-PR border called All Seasons that's a well-known full service shack.[/QUOTE]I'll check that out next time I'm in town. I ended up in Brea and had a great time next to Shakey's Pizza. She wanted too much tip for a HJ but then allowed Mouth to Tit and over clothes roaming below. Nice and tight yoga pants. If it wasn't so far, I'd definitely go back.

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Also, is LeBron very skepticism about the vaccine?

Has anyone been to Kyla's spa recently? I went there a few times couple years ago, tried to reach her via text and email recently but didn't receive any reply.

[QUOTE=NeverTell;5597700]Went to Easy Relax in Pico Rivera. Paid 50 for the hour. She refused any extras at the end and actually walked out of the room as soon as I started inquiring about them. I left 10 for massage.[/QUOTE]Pico Rivera started cracking down on MPs in 2017. Rainbow Massage was great with gilfs who did HE with teasing. The place you went to was always HE before but the setup is not good there with curtains only.

Lately the places I've been going to have only given a 15 minute backrub and a flip. Looking for somehere in the LA area that would offer an hour oil massage and then finish with a HE. Would appreciate any recs guys.