A pole is a pole but a poll is important
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2901953]i have a great idea for a pole. Who's going to have the last laugh about Glamour Shots?
Swags or the DoucheBagCrew?
Swags.[/QUOTE]So, is that "pole" like what a fireman slides down or "poll" like you want to know what people think?
Damnit, you shoulda shown up for English class at least every now and then.
C3.
The BEST OF Chriss jokes from George {Part 1 of 2}
[B]The BEST OF Chriss jokes from George {Part 1 of 2} [/B]
1. Years ago Chriss star of a gay TV show. It was called Leave It -- Its Beaver.
2. Why do Chriss not eat M&Ms? He get tired of trying to peel them.
3. Chriss is really one of a pair of gay irish twins. They real names are Ben Dover and Phil McAvity.
4. Last month gay Chriss put a nicotine patch on his dick. Now he down to only 3 butts a week.
5. What did Chriss say to the gay man he meet in the bar? Your face or mine?
6. What did Chriss say to his gay boyfriend? The girls be right, we do taste like chicken.
7. How do gay Chriss fake his orgasm? He spit on his boyfriends back.
8. You know how much cum gay Chriss have? A butt load.
9. Of course gay Chriss dress well. He did not spend all that time in closet doing nothing.
10. Did you know gay Chriss from Jamaica? Down there they call his ass Pokemon.
11. As gay man, what do Chriss do before jerking off? He shit in his hand.
12. Chriss friends say he gay because he don't like football. Chriss say they idiots, he say he gay because he like dick.
13. Chriss was married until he send wrong text to his wife. He had hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.
14. I ask Chriss what worst then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriends {Trailhunter} ass? Chriss say sucking out 13 of them and realize he only put in a dozen.
15. Chriss was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.
16. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a musquito? Trailhunter say the musquito stop sucking when you slap it.
17. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} fall off a very tall building. Which one hit the ground first? Who gives a fuck.
18. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a hurricane? He say you can't rip the pants off a hurricane, butt fuck it, and piss down its throat.
19. What the difference between gay drug dealer Chriss and a SW? A SW can wash her crack and sell it again.
20. I ask Chriss how many dicks he have to suck to get a lightbulb changed? He say well more then 8 cause my basement still dark.
21. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what is the best part of getting a blowjob from Chriss? He say the 15 minutes of silence.
Hey Chriss you idiot, we demand to know how that 6-way is going you having with your hand!
OK C3, got to be something in here make you laugh!
Chriss the idiot COWARD run away and hide
[B]Chriss the idiot COWARD run away and hide[/B]
He ain't been in the Rat Trap for 10 days now. He finally give up and run away and hide from me.
He can't handle my jokes.
You be surprised all the guys PM me with ideas for new jokes to keep them comming. Lmfao!
The BEST OF Chriss jokes from George {Part 2 of 2}
[B]The BEST OF Chriss jokes from George {Part 2 of 2} [/B]
1. How do you know when Chriss sister has her period? She only wearing one sock.
2. Why did gay Chriss cross the road? Because he could not get his dick out of the chicken.
3. When Chriss sign up here he choose his user name as he did because 'Gay-Z' was already taken.
4. Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are starring in a new version of The Wizard of Oz. It called 'Swallow the Yellow Thick Load'.
5. When Chriss boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} die and are cremated, since they was such good lovers Chriss going to dump they ashes in a pot of chili so they can tear up Chriss ass just one more time.
6. Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} never quite made it as gay burglars. Ever time they break into a house they wanted to rearrange the furniture and leave a quiche in the oven.
7. Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter ad BlowMyMt} do alot of boxing. Boxing was originally invented by gays. Think about it. Two topless men in silk shorts fighting over a belt.
8. Word is that Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are really Muslims. They Muslim names are Rhammit, Jhammit and Khrammit.
9. How do you make gay Chriss fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy.
10. Chriss say he would have come out of the closet much sooner except he found that there was another man in there with him.
11. Being a gay from a poor family it was really hard for Chriss to come out. His parents could not afford to buy him a closet.
12. What do Chriss SW get after she abort Chriss baby? A 'thank-you' card from the FL welfare system, and a $200 check from 'Crimestoppers'.
13. How do you starve Chriss? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
14. Why do gay midgets like Chriss laugh when he runs? Because the grass tickles his balls.
15. What the first thing Chriss sister say after losing her virginity? Get off of me Bro, you crushing my cigarettes.
16. How did Chriss parents get him to stop crying when he a baby? They stick the pacifier back in his ass.
17. What the difference between Chriss and the girls he pick up on OBT? The girls have higher sperm counts.
18. What do a beer bottle and Chriss have in common? They both empty from the neck up.
19. What the smartest thing to come out of Chriss mouth? Einstein's dick.
20. What do you call a barn full of Chriss elderly black relatives? Antique farm equipment.
21. What the difference between black Chriss and a pile of dog shit? Eventually the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.
Hey Chriss you idiot, we demand to know how that 6-way is going you having with your hand!
OK C3, got to be something in here make you laugh!
Come on George (pun intended)
What ever Chris5 is he certainly isn't gay so beating that drum constantly isn't accomplishing anything.
If C5 isn't ranting on here it's because 1) even he got tired of it at) Mod told him to tone it down.
I know I could put you on "Ignore" but I've never been so intimidated by anyone that I'm afraid to hear what they have to say. So I never have and never will.
VS.
