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I'm sure you've all seen the meme "Man eaten by shark dies from Coronavirus". It's making fun of the idea that everyone who dies and is then checked for the virus, will be listed as dying from the virus, no matter what. And of course the outrage follows that we are making lite of this killer virus. So I didn't take much of a stand on that point until last week. Colorado has been doing just that, and has started to change its reporting. If the coroner thinks the virus was a contributing factor to a death, he lists it as "from coronavirus", even if the guy was on his last legs anyways. If the coroner does not think the virus was a contributing factor (you got shot, hit by a car, etc.) it is listed as "with coronavirus". That being said, the numbers being reported up to the CDC don't change because of this.

One thing that is really pissing me off about the reporting is that they do not address the recoveries. Lake County health department says we now have over 6,600 cases, 215 deaths, and no reported recoveries. Cook has almost 64,000 cases, 2,900 deaths and only 247 listed recoveries. I'm not one much for conspiracy theories, but I can't help but think this is because they want to keep us afraid.

Last thing to help the old guys, of which I am one. Make sure you are taking your vitamin D. Most of us old guys are low on it. My doctor put me on a supplement 2 years ago. There is data to support the idea that those most vulnerable to catching and then dying from the virus are low on vitamin D. It's a cheap way to give yourself an edge.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;4801927]I'm sure you've all seen the meme "Man eaten by shark dies from Coronavirus". It's making fun of the idea that everyone who dies and is then checked for the virus, will be listed as dying from the virus, no matter what. And of course the outrage follows that we are making lite of this killer virus. So I didn't take much of a stand on that point until last week. Colorado has been doing just that, and has started to change its reporting. If the coroner thinks the virus was a contributing factor to a death, he lists it as "from coronavirus", even if the guy was on his last legs anyways. If the coroner does not think the virus was a contributing factor (you got shot, hit by a car, etc.) it is listed as "with coronavirus". That being said, the numbers being reported up to the CDC don't change because of this.

One thing that is really pissing me off about the reporting is that they do not address the recoveries. Lake County health department says we now have over 6,600 cases, 215 deaths, and no reported recoveries. Cook has almost 64,000 cases, 2,900 deaths and only 247 listed recoveries. I'm not one much for conspiracy theories, but I can't help but think this is because they want to keep us afraid.

Last thing to help the old guys, of which I am one. Make sure you are taking your vitamin D. Most of us old guys are low on it. My doctor put me on a supplement 2 years ago. There is data to support the idea that those most vulnerable to catching and then dying from the virus are low on vitamin D. It's a cheap way to give yourself an edge.[/QUOTE]I have talked to several MT's in the area and most are looking at a 6/30 reopening.

Not young myself and strongly agree with the Vitamin D recommendation.

World is the only kmp that I have been to, girl was probably a 6/10. How sexy are the ones at x? Are they as hot as the girls from the "happy tugs" porn? When things get back to normal I want to find quality over quantity.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;4801714]Any plans to add any Massage Parlor Reports to this section. Are any open in the area?[/QUOTE]I sure wish there were. Seems it's just the Covid experts debating everything but MP's.

[QUOTE=TeddyO;4802988]World is the only kmp that I have been to, girl was probably a 6/10. How sexy are the ones at x? Are they as hot as the girls from the "happy tugs" porn? When things get back to normal I want to find quality over quantity.[/QUOTE]Quality is great and you will not regret.

[QUOTE=FnlvnGuy;4804360]Quality is great and you will not regret.[/QUOTE]Is X open? Anybody check recently?

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;4801714]Any plans to add any Massage Parlor Reports to this section. Are any open in the area?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;4803755]I sure wish there were. Seems it's just the Covid experts debating everything but MP's.[/QUOTE]I live in the Fox valley area and I know that all of the spa's here are closed. I have reached out to almost every contact that I have on WeChat. I was only able to find 1 woman that was willing to open the back door and let me in for a rub and tug. It totally wasn't worth it for the price that I paid. Anyway, I keep seeing guys posting new reports on RM almost every day. They claim that the Chinatown spa's are open. All of the reports seem to be from the area of Canal, Wentworth, and Cermak. I am not sure how valid these posts are, but that is what is being reported. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4804630]I live in the Fox valley area and I know that all of the spa's here are closed. I have reached out to almost every contact that I have on WeChat. I was only able to find 1 woman that was willing to open the back door and let me in for a rub and tug. It totally wasn't worth it for the price that I paid. Anyway, I keep seeing guys posting new reports on RM almost every day. They claim that the Chinatown spa's are open. All of the reports seem to be from the area of Canal, Wentworth, and Cermak. I am not sure how valid these posts are, but that is what is being reported. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]As far as Chinatown is concerned I can tell you that 35th St is open because I was there the other day and wrote a very good review about the girl I saw. On my way there I passed 2 spa's that appeared to be closed but may be doing "back door" business.

I don't trust anything I read on RM which is why I quit. I have never received bad or misleading info on this site (thanks to guys like you and others) which is why I stay....and contribute.

"How sexy are the ones at x?

In my experience there are usually 1 or 2 really sexy girls at x, but the mamasans don't give you those girls unless you are a true regular, and sometimes they tease you with them. Like the super hot girl will collect your money and then they give you some other girl, like a Bait and switch. LOL. Nonetheless the girls are generally pretty good although sometimes they look pretty fake which I don't like. The real problem with x is that the girls never stay very long, and then you never see them again.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4804630]I live in the Fox valley area and I know that all of the spa's here are closed. I have reached out to almost every contact that I have on WeChat. I was only able to find 1 woman that was willing to open the back door and let me in for a rub and tug. It totally wasn't worth it for the price that I paid. Anyway, I keep seeing guys posting new reports on RM almost every day. They claim that the Chinatown spa's are open. All of the reports seem to be from the area of Canal, Wentworth, and Cermak. I am not sure how valid these posts are, but that is what is being reported. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Went for a massage this week. Both me & the MT wearing masks. Just a horrible experience. Quick rub & tug. Left quickly. Still concerned about getting Covid. Going to wait til it returns to normal pre cvd.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;4805148]Went for a massage this week. Both me & the MT wearing masks. Just a horrible experience. Quick rub & tug. Left quickly. Still concerned about getting Covid. Going to wait til it returns to normal pre cvd.[/QUOTE]This will be the new norm for awhile. Also expect 1/2 only sessions to allow time for disinfecting the rooms.

[QUOTE=GentleBen1;4806182]This will be the new norm for awhile. Also expect 1/2 only sessions to allow time for disinfecting the rooms.[/QUOTE]30 minute sessions only. I guess that's his max limit. That should translate to 20 minutes.

[QUOTE=FnlvnGuy;4799660]Does anyone on this forum knows someone who got COVID, was hospitalized or died? I know awful a lot of people and nobody from the people I know knows anyone fiscally affected by the virus.[/QUOTE]Yes, a friend of my wife's died. A friend of another friend died. I also know three people who had it and survived.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;4806251]30 minute sessions only. I guess that's his max limit. That should translate to 20 minutes.[/QUOTE]Already booked a 90 min session tmrw. F&* Pritzker. No way for them to monitor businesses. Like it was stated before. MTs aren't supposed to give a HE, but they do. Why would they honor time limits?