Massage Parlor Reports

Hit Lafayette Center in western Fairfax based on an earlier board member’s report. Nice place located in an office park. Led to a room where I sat for a few minutes; then in walks a mid- late-40s 5’ 0" 150lbs something or other. I asked if someone small, petite was available. She leaves and a few minutes later, another 40+ monstrosity walks in. WTF? I ask for a line up and she asks me if I’m a regular. I say no, but I’m interested in becoming one if the service is good. She tells me no line up unless I’m a regular. I’m going to drop coin for this BS? Packed up and left.

Needless to say, non-regulars should avoid this place.

I'm a little confused. You paid $.8 for 1 hour, got 45 minutes, got no NOVA finish and tipped $40?

[QUOTE=Wahooboy94]During my lunch hour I was going to visit one of my fave AMPs when I decided at the last minute to give Crown a try. I had looked up the address a few days ago and had an idea as to where it was located.

Right off of LRT and off of Braddock. Pretty large professional park. Fairly indiscreet location on the 2nd level.

Climbed the stairs and was greeted by Sasha as written about by Oldtar.

Let me tell you what, I thought Sasha was gorgeous. Probably 5-1 or 5-2, smooth tan complexion, very pretty, no makeup that I noticed, petite, wearing tight blue jean shorts and a white tank top with a top that must have been augmented. I guessed her age to be either late 20s or early 30s. Good English.

As I walked in, I saw another gorgeous gal, probably in her 20s, very pretty face and sweet smile, taller than Sasha and also a nice top. She was chatting with the Mamasan who was much older, nice smile and probably had been a very cute gal in her younger days.

Facility was very nice. Looked pretty new, very clean, no unusual odors or smells. Sasha took me to my room, I paid $80 for an hour and undressed for my shower. As Oldtar mentioned, no TS which is always disappointing, but I'll tell you what, that was a nice standup shower. Standing next to it was a Sauna that didn't look like it was getting used.

At this point, I was the only visitor although two more would show up during my session. Even though I didn't need it, I took a quick shower, dried off and met Sasha back in my room.

She left the door cracked which is always a sign of good things NOT to come. Also, as Oldtar mentioned, She did keep my privates covered although she was not terribly picky about that. If the towel slipped off or didn't cover completely, she didn't rush to put it back in place.

The massage wasn't necessarily sensual, but it was outstanding. I've been visiting AMPs for some years and this was probably the best I've had to date. I asked Sasha what technique she used, she told me mostly Swedish with a few other techniques thrown in. She did use a massage oil (no scent) which frankly was terrific. Exceptionally strong hands. Seemed to find all the knots (except for that one). Threw in a little back-walking. Outstanding.

Turned me over, covered the little fella and proceeded to continue the massage focusing on my scalp, neck, feet, etc. Used hot towels to clean the massage oil off as she went along.

Like Oldtar, no "finish." As I hinted earlier, I didn't think there would be one and the door remained cracked open.

Even though there wasn't even a standard finish, I have to admit, I walked out of there pretty happy. Great massage, Sasha was very good and seemed to enjoy what she was doing. I forgot to look at my watch, but I'm sure I was there at least 45 minutes.

My ritual has been to leave the potential tip sitting out clearly, in advance, with my watch on top to signal to the provider that I am willing to leave a nice tip in return for outstanding service. I don't know if this makes a difference or not, but it is my practice. At the end of our session, I got dressed and left $40. I considered leaving a little more as I really did enjoy the session but decided to leave $40. I am definitely going to go back next week to see if my service improves as a repeat customer.

I'll be very interested in hearing what your experiences are, especially if you go back for a 2nd (and more) visit.[/QUOTE]

Just a small correction, so there is clarity on the abbreviations he paid .8 house fee and .4 tip and really wanted to leave more.

[QUOTE=Abbreviations]
$ $100
$$ $200
$$$ $300
$$$.5 $350 (get it?)
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It's your money throw it away however you see fit.

[QUOTE=Wahooboy94] I paid $80 for an hour

I'm sure I was there at least 45 minutes.

My ritual has been to leave the potential tip sitting out clearly, in advance, with my watch on top to signal to the provider that I am willing to leave a nice tip in return for outstanding service. I don't know if this makes a difference or not, but it is my practice. At the end of our session, I got dressed and left $40. I considered leaving a little more as I really did enjoy the session but decided to leave $40. I am definitely going to go back next week to see if my service improves as a repeat customer.
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Personally with my $40 under my watch I may have tipped .10 may be .20 if I really liked the session. I would let the provider know that I needed a HE for the complete tip, maybe evening something extra for more money.

[QUOTE=Abbreviations]HE Happy Ending[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dc Runner]Well, after all the good reviews for this place way out there I decided to try it today. I opted for the hour.

Showed up unannounced in the afternoon and got led to the room. Mamasan came along to collect the house fee and shortly thereafter my friend came along. Both asked if I has been there before, and they definitely didn't believe me when I said yes. The girl was not quite what I expected, she was maybe mid 30's, maybe 40. Dressed kinda crummy. The body has seen better years.

I stayed on thinking this might be okay. The TS was nice and hot, and then the massage started back in the room. Normal, decent, massage until about minutes in. She saw the.40 I left under my sunglasses on the chair and turned on me demanding "What's this? " (I have pretty much always left the tip this way, and this is the first bad incident). She was a little pissy the rest of the time.

After doing my legs and back she did some walking on my back and upper legs (always good). Now comes the flip.

Now she's still annoyed and asks what I would enjoy. Not knowing the menu that well I said "If you take care of me I will be very nice to you in return". She hands me my pants and proceeds to sit between my legs. I hand off another.20 to calm the situation and she says "That's all, that's only.60" I said no more cash and ended up with the average non cover HJ. After that I got a few more minutes and sent on my way.

Did I mention that she kept her clothes on the whole time and I only got to rub her leg during the flip? She kept inching a little away when I tried more.

I guess the phrase YMMV came into play today. Next time I'll stay closer to home and try the new place in Alexandria.

Overall. Kinda got ripped off and got a sub-par girl too.[/QUOTE]

DC Runner,

It's not clear what you expected for your measley sixty bucks. But I'd say you got about what you paid for. If you wanted more, you should have been prepared to shell out the going rate. It's guys like you who confuse the whole remuneration picture for everyone.

By laying out your tip in advance, you convinced her that that amount was all she was going to get. If you wanted to be coy about it, you should have kept the money in your wallet until you were ready to pay.

There's nothing wrong with being an FNG, but you really should RTFF in order to figure out what to do and how to do it.

LexLuther

After paying .8 for an hour what would your tipping criteria be.

Personally,

Massage only 0 - .4
HJ .2 - .6
BJ .4 - .8
The gusto .6 - .8

... and all this is over priced for the quality that is in the area. See a DR in NY or trip south of the border for more values and better attitudes and quality.

Lex I would like to know what your scale is like, maybe that is why quality suffers in the area. Money is for nothing but the chicks ain't free!

Give me a guide. Thanks

Mike


[QUOTE=LexLuther]DC Runner,

It's not clear what you expected for your measley sixty bucks. But I'd say you got about what you paid for. If you wanted more, you should have been prepared to shell out the going rate. It's guys like you who confuse the whole remuneration picture for everyone.

By laying out your tip in advance, you convinced her that that amount was all she was going to get. If you wanted to be coy about it, you should have kept the money in your wallet until you were ready to pay.

There's nothing wrong with being an FNG, but you really should RTFF in order to figure out what to do and how to do it.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

It was so quiet at home, and since I'd spent much of the week on airplanes I booked an hour at CTM.

It was so quiet there.- no other clients, no phone calls. No rush. No stress by the end of the excellent TS that included 10 minutes of back massage.-so very relaxing.

Sarah is great. Not the most beautiful, not the youngest, not the "spinner-est"..- but she is pleasant, enthusiastic to see return clients (and I've been returning for a couple of years.)

Today was more fun for me than usual.- eventhough only the usuals are offered. Hour =.8 / left very relaxed and a standard.4 tip.- will continue to repeat. I've already scheduled my next appointment (my birthday), and it turns out it is her birthday the day before mine.- so I think I will leave an extra present to say an extra-special birthday thanks next time.

Always be nice to the ladies

PA

A new place opened in Woodbridge and it is a second location for one in Falls Church. They are not advertising much from what I can tell, but I had an opportunity to check them out.

[url]www.massage4you2.vpweb.com[/url]

Great ladies to visit, except for Chyna, a BF. She is all about the upsell and about herself and rush rush rush. If you have a chance to Sylvana, she is South American, and is the best so far. Chyna is in Woodbridge, and Sylvana was working FC.

Looks like they have new ladies working now, so not sure if they rotate or not.

[QUOTE=Harley Dude 29]A new place opened in Woodbridge and it is a second location for one in Falls Church. They are not advertising much from what I can tell, but I had an opportunity to check them out.

[url]www.massage4you2.vpweb.com[/url]

Great ladies to visit, except for Chyna, a BF. She is all about the upsell and about herself and rush rush rush. If you have a chance to Sylvana, she is South American, and is the best so far. Chyna is in Woodbridge, and Sylvana was working FC.

Looks like they have new ladies working now, so not sure if they rotate or not.[/QUOTE]



They want .90 for a 1/2 session! WTF is up with that?! I can not believe that places are asking so much for a massage. It should be .50 or .60 for a half and then if they want to earn extra money on the side provide extra's at a reasonable price. This is just freakin crazy.

ALSO, Can everyone try not to leave more than .3 or .4 for HJ's. I enjoy a nice hour long massage and don't mind the .7 fee for it, but I don't want these ladies thinking we should pay an extra .6 for HJ's. That is just plain stupid. For .6 or .7 I would expect a cbj

Had a strange dream.

I went to lotus to meet my fave suki, and found that flower became a tree - pine tree. Met Tony, thai, 3X, 5'6", fit and fun provider. Had a great TS with all points touched. Moved back to table, had good-enough massage and standard completion, even two completions. Fee was abit higher than standard, because of double. Roaming allowed.

The entrance to that tree is near to entrance to some office, and there was young guy sitting near the door and smoking. Very suspetious.

Prolly, will repeat.

[QUOTE=Justforme]After paying .8 for an hour what would your tipping criteria be.
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I am trying to keep :

Massage only : 0 - .2
HJ : .2 - .4 (depends on TS)
BJ : .4 (i meet that not too often in NOVA)
2*HJ : .6 - .8 (depends on TS and attitude)

First trip to this establishment and Ruby met me at the door. Asked the usual questions and I responded honestly. Went for the half (.6) as this was a trial run. Massage was medium strength just like I prefer. After the flip she played the put her hand on jr game. I obliged and helped her remove her top. HJ technique was good and roaming hands were allowed, until I tried to slip one inside. She promised next time would be better, especially if I stayed for the full hour. We went over by 5 min and I tipped.4. May be back. Better service and a much cuter provider than what I got at CMT last month.

OK - found myself in Falls Church at a Panera and I thought to myself: "Hey Self, there's a new-ish place advertising on CL with this very same address - what do you say we check it out?" After a short debate with myself (who can be a real pain in the ass sometimes), we decided to do so.

As seems to be my thing, I unknowingly stumbled upon a Vietnamese establishment. I went for the half hour, as I really didn't have much time. MMS was cute-ish with attractive bolt-ons and a face that looked like she had invested some CapEx dollars into it, but the effect was a bit freaky, MJ style.

Strangely, she offered me a quasi-choice - "I send someone in, if you don't like you tell me." Interesting, and not the norm for a NOVA place. Hmmm.

In comes Kelly. Says she is from Vietnam, although she looks vaguely Hispanic. Odd. Also, bangin' upper half and sim down below, although like MMS the face had a weird MJ quality to it, indicating some possible work and making it even more difficult than usual to determine age.

Anyway, not much of a conversationalist, but provides an OK (6/10) massage. Some external roaming not shied away from during the massage, and standing at the head of the table she was sure to massage me with her ample bosom when appropriate.

Oh, sorry - forgot to mention that there is no shower, table or stand up.

On the flip, a cursory massage of everything BUT then the question "you want anything else"? Usually in NOVA, this means "put my hand where you want more massagie", which I did. But then something strange happened. She laughed and said "what do you want"? Perplexed, I inquired as to the extent of the menu options. She said "you tell me what you want, I tell you how much." Hmmm. Toto, are we in NOVA or DC?

Unfortunately, I had only brought enough for the standard NOVA tip, for which the standard NOVA service was, rather mechanically, provided. However, it was more than apparent that the menu was longer than a single item. The cost structure should be familiar with anyone who mongers slightly East of here.

Overall, the place is too convenient to pass up (*one note* - parking there sucks.) I might try a different provider, as Kelly was too mechanical (hell, lie to me and fake just a tiny bit of enjoyment, please). Place seems clean, I did see one provider whom I might want try. I'd rate the experience good, maybe 6.5 / 10, but not great. But it holds promise.

Provider, on the F/B/S/A scale gets a 6/7.5/7/5.

Blah blah blah senior and trusted blah blah PM blah blah.

[QUOTE=Aman Tuleev]Had a strange dream.

I went to lotus to meet my fave suki, and found that flower became a tree - pine tree. Met Tony, thai, 3X, 5'6", fit and fun provider. Had a great TS with all points touched. Moved back to table, had good-enough massage and standard completion, even two completions. Fee was abit higher than standard, because of double. Roaming allowed.

The entrance to that tree is near to entrance to some office, and there was young guy sitting near the door and smoking. Very suspetious.

Prolly, will repeat.[/QUOTE]Interesting. Seems than the 2x is a local (extremely) thing. Within 100' lies Shiatsu and Connie, one of my ATF's. Also provides double the pleasure.

[QUOTE=Harley Dude 29]A new place opened in Woodbridge and it is a second location for one in Falls Church. They are not advertising much from what I can tell, but I had an opportunity to check them out.

[url]www.massage4you2.vpweb.com[/url]

Great ladies to visit, except for Chyna, a BF. She is all about the upsell and about herself and rush rush rush. If you have a chance to Sylvana, she is South American, and is the best so far. Chyna is in Woodbridge, and Sylvana was working FC.

Looks like they have new ladies working now, so not sure if they rotate or not.[/QUOTE]Too far for me, but the ladies look nice.

I'm not trying to upset the pricing applecart. Far from it. But if a guy is looking for FS and thinks he will be at all likely to get it for the $40.00 which he shows under his watch or glasses, and then intimates to the lady that she should shoot her entire wad for his $40.00 then I'd have to say he's a bit confused and I would not hold it against the lady if she were completely confused.

This whole thing of putting your whole wad of cash under your watch or glasses (say $100, or $120, or $140 at most, started when I guy wanted a way of showing the provider both what he wanted and what he was willing to pay for it. Thus eliminating what some consider to be the indelicate negotiations phase. This method leaves no room for doubt and at the same time no embarassing need to negotiate, to intimate at what the guy wanted or what the girl was willing to provide.

But what you put out $40 or $60, which could be an adequate sum for a either a good handjob or a good BJ, but intimate that you would like the whole mozilla, you are needlessly confusing every one. If it's the whole deal you are after, then either keep the money in your wallet, or put out on the table exactly what you would be willing to pay for it, or just negotiate with her what you want and what you want to pay for it. But whatever you do, keep in mind that there are accpeted prices for it. Don't expect her to give you for $40.00 what everyone else gets fro $100.00 or more. Do you see what I'm saying? If you put out $40 but let her know you expect a BBFS, then be ready for some back and forth. That's all I'm saying.

That's all.

LexLuther