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[QUOTE=Savethewoodies]Given the proven track record of lying about providers on the Tampa board, I would take anything posted by "Smack who is an ass" with a grain of salt, a very, very large grain.[/QUOTE]
Savethewoodies, some reports about your experiences with some intel to add to this board would have been nice before you criticize others here.
BH
[QUOTE=Blondehound]Savethewoodies, some reports about your experiences with some intel to add to this board would have been nice before you criticize others here.
BH[/QUOTE]Your comment has merit.
I have provided numerous reviews in other forums and am long past the 'newbie' phase. So being in the 'everybody already knows me' mindset out of habit was not something I thought about. But, and this is where I think your comment has merit, each board is its own world and you're correct. I am an unknown here. I am however not an unknown elsewhere.
"Smack is an ass" posted some an extremely insulting and completely untrue review about a provider he has never seen on the Tampa board. I was just trying to provide a 'heads up' to the St. Pete forum.
But, again, you're right. I'm an unknown and should have remembered that before posting. I probably would have done just as well to simply post a link to the Tampa board discussion where he was caught in a bald faced lie.
Thanks for raising a valid point.
[QUOTE=Lgetit22]In honor of the new movie on june 24th, I think it's time to do a a little transformation of my own with my rod tonight. Wish me luck!
Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Hopefully your rod will catch one of our finer Blowfish tonight?? I think I might just do a little SP trolling myself tonight. Haven't fished those waters for a few days and I'd like to get my cobra stroked!! With all of this heat, I'm sure
the ladies could use some added protein tonsil blasters!!?
[QUOTE=Smackthatass]She is a true bbbjbim kinda gal. I have seen her twice this week and she never disappoints me. We better get her why the getting is good.[/QUOTE]Now I know who's been powerwashing that tigers' tonsils??! Did think her teeth looked all nice and pearly white when I saw her yesterday!! You oughta'
patent that ivory goo you been blasting down her hatch bro!!?? You could call them 'smack strips' and make a million??!
thought I saw this swallower from the past today walking 34th around Publix. I thought she was "away" but maybe not. If it was her, she had blonde hair again and was wearing an orange top and black pants. Looked a bit heavier that a year or so ago.
Had a night of play in SP and wanted to get hold of Hottie again so I headed to the Palms to check things out. I already had a room at a local 3star, but don't like to take dates to where my luggage and stuff is.
I pull into the Palms and don't see much, so I go to the office and inquire about rates - .30 for the night. I get a room (no ID req'd), leave my car at the office and walk slowly through the lot. I notice a few doors open and some lite activity, get to my room, turn on AC and the TV (volume low) and leave my door open. Within 5 mins a cute little WSW walks by, backs up and pauses at my door. She smiles and asks if I needed anything. I invite her in and close the door. It's not Hottie, but Teri...WSW, short blond hair, bone thin, cute face, maybe 27ish. We do the Leo check, that includes a 20sec BJ sample and I took a few seconds to rub her little t's and hard nips. She strips naked and plops down on the bed
She asks if she can smoke, I tell her that's fine and she pulls out a stem and some rock, then begins her flight to no where. I light a cig to cover some of her smoke cloud, but at the Palms, most rooms have a crack smell and no one cares.
I ask her if she will be in the area for the night. She says she was going to get a room, but since I had one can she hang with me for the night - I tell her for a trade - she smiles, hits her pipe and then tells me she has enough rock for us not to leave the room all night. I brought a surf bag and a cooler with beer and water. I tell her "deal", but lets get the coin out of the way so we can enjoy the night. She then reaches over and picks up her shorts, pulls out a .20 and tosses it at me. She asks if that is enough for the room for the night?
I laughed and gave it back to her, I told her lets just call the .20 a deposit on other services I may be looking to get in return for the room. She then hops up and comes up to me kisses me on the lips and asks if she can take a long shower. I smile and tell her sure - for the next 20mins she was showering and cleaning up.
She comes out of the bathroom shiny and clean, pulls the covers back on the bed and then asks what do I want to do? I tell her everything! Next thing you know I am on my back getting a very enthusiastic BBBJ. I ask her if I can take photo's, she freaks and jumps up...telling me she can't be in any photo's since she just got out of county and can't risk being in any sexual photo's. I tell her ok and she comes back to the bed and continues the BJ. She took great instruction and seemed to enjoy herself. After 20mins I tell her I am going to nut and ask her to swallow the load. She says she will try and began a super DT till I nut. She swallowed the load and then went right to her pipe for a huge hit.
Thanks to Cialis, I was ready for round 2 within minutes. I ended up doing all the normal positions (Mish, K9, CG, RCG), but rolled her back over for a standing mish for nut 2. Oh - I was covered for the FS.
We took a break, I had a cold beer and she continued to smoke her rock. I continued to light up cig's to cover the smell.
She asked if I had anything to eat, I didn't, so she wanted to know if we could run out and get something. I told her I would have a pizza delivered, 30mins later it arrived and she munched about half of it and 2 of my beers. - LOL
I told her I was thinking I wanted to get a round 3 in and maybe this time we could get kinky. She asked if I wanted to go up her ass, I smiled and told her she read my mind. She told me she had to get ready for that and asked me to lube her ass hole and insert a finger slowly while she took a couple of huge hits of crack. By the time she had hit the pipe twice, I had 2 fingers all the way in, put on a new condom and began a very enjoyable trip to Greece. This went on for around 20min, till I had nut 3.
We both laid on the bed spent, she was so stoned I don't think she could even feel me in her. I took a quick shower and came back to the bed where she was still playing with her pipe. She said she needed to sleep some and we could get up in a few hours and F some more. I told her I was needing to leave, but she could keep the room for the night. I asked her how much she wanted for the 3 nut's, she smiled and asked for .30. I gave her .40.
I asked if she had a cell phone, but she didn't, so I gave her my SW cell # and told her to call me and we could hook up for another all nighter. She said she would and mentioned that she just started walking in the area. I headed out and back to my other hotel to get cleaned up and sleep off the 4 hour event.
Wow - what a wild trip,
SW Surfer Out!!!
I hope I'm not posting in the wrong area, but I'm looking for a little guidance on how to go about picking up SWs. Not familiar with any of your terminology (have figured a few, like WSW and BSW and the typical terms like BBBJ, etc) or techniques, not even sure how a LEO check is conducted, and what, at all, it verifies. If anyone would care to send me a private message with a rundown, that'd be great, I'm not sure if this community is into helping newbies, but would like to join the other "mongers" in enjoying some SW action. Sorry to ramble on, just looking for tips to get started.
So that is how you do it. Just leave the door open and wait for them to stroll in. I'm going to have to try that one myself!
[QUOTE=SW Surfer]
I took a quick shower and came back to the bed where she was still playing with her pipe.
Great story............but one piece of advice. Never leave her alone with your wallet. I had a bad expierence once with a girl I knew quite well. Fell asleep for about 15 minutes and woke up to find the girl and some of my money gone. Thankfully she didn`t steal my car.
[QUOTE=Dobar]I hope I'm not posting in the wrong area, but I'm looking for a little guidance on how to go about picking up SWs. Not familiar with any of your terminology (have figured a few, like WSW and BSW and the typical terms like BBBJ, etc) or techniques, not even sure how a LEO check is conducted, and what, at all, it verifies. If anyone would care to send me a private message with a rundown, that'd be great, I'm not sure if this community is into helping newbies, but would like to join the other "mongers" in enjoying some SW action. Sorry to ramble on, just looking for tips to get started.[/QUOTE]
Memorize this [url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/announcement-mongeringrules.php[/url] and RTF and focus on success stories like the one that SW Surfer just posted here.
Most of all always be aware of your surroundings and never let your little head do the thinking for your big head. It can be dangerous out there and you could get robbed, mugged or worse. It has happened to other posters on USASG who got careless. Be safe and cover your weiner.
Hi SR - thanks for the reply.
I left out a few rules I have for hotel dates that I did not put in the report.
1. If I take a shower, I take my clothing and important stuff to the bathroom with me. I have heard stories of guys coming out of the shower and the SW ran off with all of his clothing - leaving him with nothing...explain that to someone.
2. I never have my main wallet with me for a car date or a hotel date - Never! I only carry my Surf wallet and Surf cell phone.
3. If you have a code entry to unlock your car, lock you keys in your car and you won't end up without a ride home.
4. If you have the room before taking a SW inside, check the room out and find a good place to hide various items (keys/wallet).
5. In most cases if I take a shower, I make them come in and shower with me, or have them come to the bathroom and talk. I also have a habit of showering with the curtain open.
6. I always have a small gym bag with all my stuff, kinda like a large monger kit - extra boxers, shirt, shorts, aftershave kit, SW toys, etc. If I leave the room it goes with me, if I go to the bath room it goes with me. Plus, always keep it zipped up and never let them near it.
7. I always bring a small trash bag for anything that is going to be tossed and take it with me to toss in a gas stations trash can - no connection with my room. Years ago I cleaned up a room really good, but left everything in the trash can. I let the SW (my ATF 3 times a week regular) keep the room for the night. She let a few others in the room after I left. There was an assault and Leo came out. They looked in the trash can saw condoms, drug paraphernalia. I had a call from Leo at 3am about the room I gave to a know SW and was asked to explain. Talk about some hot water.
8. Febreze Air Spray - If she smokes rock in the room spray some before, during and after your done.
9. Hotel Vs. No-tel: If they need an ID, the SW leaves when I leave.
10. Lock and Bolt the Door: It won't stop a pimp or D-boy if they really want in, but it will slow them down and draw attention as they kick it in.
These are just a few of my hotel date rules. I know guys that wipe down all the surfaces for prints and clean the room top to bottom. Personally if I am in a No-tel for 2 hours, banging a SW, when I am done we are out of there. If she wants to crash, I tell her no and offer to by her some food on the way back to the streets. If she smokes her rock in the room while we play, I am a bit more careful and pick up the room a little before heading out (use the trash bag).
Thanks for indulging a Surf Freaks ramblings.
Be Safe,
SW Surfer
[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]
Great story............but one piece of advice. Never leave her alone with your wallet. I had a bad expierence once with a girl I knew quite well. Fell asleep for about 15 minutes and woke up to find the girl and some of my money gone. Thankfully she didn`t steal my car.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Eye Myt]thought I saw this swallower from the past today walking 34th around Publix. I thought she was "away" but maybe not. If it was her, she had blonde hair again and was wearing an orange top and black pants. Looked a bit heavier that a year or so ago.[/QUOTE]Pleaser was released from the Lowell Annex on 6/03/2009 so she is again available? ! According to dept. Of corrections, she weighed 150 + lbs when released. Her new rock diet should slim her down in no time! Yesterday po po nailed Georgina D. And Capri. Capri is out already, but Gina has more serious possession charges and is still getting her makeover.
Rules #9 is a must rule. I know you can give her the coin and let get the room in her name. That way you can leave and go back to your normal life.
One other big rule that never should be broken is-- Don't let her order from the d-man and have it delivered to your room. Never Ever let that happen.
Happy Hunting..
[QUOTE=SW Surfer]Hi SR - thanks for the reply.
I left out a few rules I have for hotel dates that I did not put in the report.
1. If I take a shower, I take my clothing and important stuff to the bathroom with me. I have heard stories of guys coming out of the shower and the SW ran off with all of his clothing - leaving him with nothing...explain that to someone.
2. I never have my main wallet with me for a car date or a hotel date - Never! I only carry my Surf wallet and Surf cell phone.
3. If you have a code entry to unlock your car, lock you keys in your car and you won't end up without a ride home.
4. If you have the room before taking a SW inside, check the room out and find a good place to hide various items (keys/wallet).
5. In most cases if I take a shower, I make them come in and shower with me, or have them come to the bathroom and talk. I also have a habit of showering with the curtain open.
6. I always have a small gym bag with all my stuff, kinda like a large monger kit - extra boxers, shirt, shorts, aftershave kit, SW toys, etc. If I leave the room it goes with me, if I go to the bath room it goes with me. Plus, always keep it zipped up and never let them near it.
7. I always bring a small trash bag for anything that is going to be tossed and take it with me to toss in a gas stations trash can - no connection with my room. Years ago I cleaned up a room really good, but left everything in the trash can. I let the SW (my ATF 3 times a week regular) keep the room for the night. She let a few others in the room after I left. There was an assault and Leo came out. They looked in the trash can saw condoms, drug paraphernalia. I had a call from Leo at 3am about the room I gave to a know SW and was asked to explain. Talk about some hot water.
8. Febreze Air Spray - If she smokes rock in the room spray some before, during and after your done.
9. Hotel Vs. No-tel: If they need an ID, the SW leaves when I leave.
10. Lock and Bolt the Door: It won't stop a pimp or D-boy if they really want in, but it will slow them down and draw attention as they kick it in.
These are just a few of my hotel date rules. I know guys that wipe down all the surfaces for prints and clean the room top to bottom. Personally if I am in a No-tel for 2 hours, banging a SW, when I am done we are out of there. If she wants to crash, I tell her no and offer to by her some food on the way back to the streets. If she smokes her rock in the room while we play, I am a bit more careful and pick up the room a little before heading out (use the trash bag).
Thanks for indulging a Surf Freaks ramblings.
Be Safe,
SW Surfer[/QUOTE]
I only saw one BSW with long black hair. It was a woman as she said hi and walked into D-Donuts with me this morning. I was paying attention to her in line to confirm a female.
Since she stayed and ate her items, I wasn't able to partake. Maybe tomorrow.
Happy Hunting..
It is funny the last report was Capri was on Haines Road area. Now she gets picked up in St Pete and is released within 4 hours.
This girl is one of the biggest scams going. She will rip you off and smile at you, and then get back in your car the next day.
Avoid her if you see her out there.
Happy Hunting..