Massage Parlor Reports

I miss the days of ICM (which used to be on M Street NW) and Georgetown Body Therapy (which moved from G'town to U Street to Columbia Heights), both of which are now long gone. Far as I can tell, no one has stepped in to fill this void, but I sure hope someone will tell me I'm wrong.

But then it's maybe only Junky11 and myself who enjoy that kind of service. ICM was my favorite: walk in without an appointment, be introduced to all of the lovely young women working there that evening, pick one, and hope for a stunning massage from a stunning woman. More often than not, it worked out that way.

Can't say it was less than an AMP donation, however.

[QUOTE=Junky11]Seems like all the MPs in DC are Amps. For Caucasian services you need to go to escorts. Wasn't there some discussion about a college girl TS place that did HJs some months back for less then an AMP donation? (No, I can't find the post).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Junky11]Seems like all the MPs in DC are Amps. For Caucasian services you need to go to escorts. Wasn't there some discussion about a college girl TS place that did HJs some months back for less then an AMP donation? (No, I can't find the post).[/QUOTE]

H&H (see my previous posts, and others) sort of fits the bill here, but is really YMMV. I've had a couple lookers, and a couple not so much. Sometimes just a nice HJ, sometimes others are on the menu.

Speaking of which, I just broke my hiatus (I swear, I'm not good at keeping those) again a couple days ago. Drew Josie (who seemed to be the only one working, sadly), one of the previously mentioned non-lookers. I almost walked out, but I didn't have time to be picky. She more than made up for her age and looks with an incredible massage, and well, the extras were nice too. Also, surprisingly nice body, despite the face. I'd actually repeat on attitude and service, even though I'd prefer a younger, prettier girl.

It sucks that they have to be so far under the radar, and can't keep a stable of lookers, but well, they're convenient for me, and it's something different for when I don't want an AMP.

Amen! Also a yes here.

[QUOTE=Bertoni212]Yes they do.[/QUOTE]

Fellas,

Let's have a little fun and name our top 3 favorite AMPs in the DC area.

We can do it in the following format and please only the most discriminating mongers add your POV.

1. Rio-Sort of off the beaten path, not going to run into any tourists, friendly staff always ready with a glass of water or Jacuzzi, good girls who make the most out of your time and $$ and an exceptional TS and rubdown.

2. 1333. Never had a bad time here.

3. Subra- Eh in a pinch, I'll hit it since it's close to the homestead, but I hate having to pretend I'm going in for a psych reading and they have Candy who BUH-LOWZ and not in the good way.

Top 5, or is it "TOP (((FIVE 0)))"

how about you posting some real Intel on some of your ventures.

Seems you have the number 5 on your mind but only want to list the top three.

What does this have to do with man having sex with women?
Don't understand these newbies OR bacon.

AJ

[QUOTE=Dominomfer]Fellas,

Let's have a little fun and name our top 3 favorite AMPs in the DC area.

We can do it in the following format and please only the most discriminating mongers add your POV.

1. Rio-Sort of off the beaten path, not going to run into any tourists, friendly staff always ready with a glass of water or Jacuzzi, good girls who make the most out of your time and $$ and an exceptional TS and rubdown.

2. 1333. Never had a bad time here.

3. Subra- Eh in a pinch, I'll hit it since it's close to the homestead, but I hate having to pretend I'm going in for a psych reading and they have Candy who BUH-LOWZ and not in the good way.[/QUOTE]

This report isn't very timely, but thought I'd add it anyway. Visited D. C. From Philly last November, RTFF, and decided to check out 1333 Connecticut because I felt it would be the easiest one to locate/get to from my hotel. Had a pleasant experience, although I unfortunately can't remember the name of the girl. She was a little on the big-boned side (seriously.- large framed, not fat), but super-friendly, good experience, all relatively standard. Non-rushed, wanted to cuddle after all was done. If/when I have the chance to visit D. C. Again, I would definitely consider going back. From what I can tell, the service and prices are very comparable between D. C. And Philly. PM if you are ever going to be in Philly and I can provide recommendations.

We could have a whole thread devoted to why the only MP's are Asian or why the non-Asian ones are usually subpar (H&H) and/or with a limited menu (ICM Body Concepts).

But H&H has longevity to recommend it (like almost 20 years! ) and an upper NW location and every once in a while you can have a memorable time. But no doubt, H&H is the home of YMMV.

In my opinion:

Pros: non-Asian, ethnic (usually Latinas recently, sometimes African, or just plain Jane white), shower (by yourself though), english spoken, very friendly staff with GFE quite often, menu usually includes FS, CBJ, or R&T, prices in line with AMPs

Cons: staff on the older side. Some ought to be retired; actual lookers are probably a minority and some are woofers; mamasan can be a pill to deal with.

Current recommendations: Jackie a/k/a Jacqueline from Honduras is young (under 30), good body, sweet.

Happy huntings

[QUOTE=Triple E]H&H (see my previous posts, and others) sort of fits the bill here, but is really YMMV. I've had a couple lookers, and a couple not so much. Sometimes just a nice HJ, sometimes others are on the menu.

Speaking of which, I just broke my hiatus (I swear, I'm not good at keeping those) again a couple days ago. Drew Josie (who seemed to be the only one working, sadly), one of the previously mentioned non-lookers. I almost walked out, but I didn't have time to be picky. She more than made up for her age and looks with an incredible massage, and well, the extras were nice too. Also, surprisingly nice body, despite the face. I'd actually repeat on attitude and service, even though I'd prefer a younger, prettier girl.

It sucks that they have to be so far under the radar, and can't keep a stable of lookers, but well, they're convenient for me, and it's something different for when I don't want an AMP.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dominomfer]Fellas,

Let's have a little fun and name our top 3 favorite AMPs in the DC area.

We can do it in the following format and please only the most discriminating mongers add your POV.

1. Rio-Sort of off the beaten path, not going to run into any tourists, friendly staff always ready with a glass of water or Jacuzzi, good girls who make the most out of your time and $$ and an exceptional TS and rubdown.

2. 1333. Never had a bad time here.

3. Subra- Eh in a pinch, I'll hit it since it's close to the homestead, but I hate having to pretend I'm going in for a psych reading and they have Candy who BUH-LOWZ and not in the good way.[/QUOTE]Not to impugn your intentions, Dom, but you really didn't provide any justification for your Top 3 DC-area AMPs. You simply listed three, gave brief desrcriptions (info that you [u]might[/u] have been able to pull from posts on this forum), and left it at that.

As for me, I'd rather not lay out (so to speak) an analysis of our favorite AMPs for all the DC-area baconers to see. Let [u]them[/u] do the intel work to determine which ones might be going beyond what they think is proper. I'm not going to help them narrow their focus. Just my 2½ Drachmas' worth.

Hey Guy.. I an not a newbie but I forgot my user name/password and had to re register ( I am the DUMMY)

Thanks to several posts from Big Daddy Don, Sleazebum and Solitaire One, I made a visit to 14K and ask for Happy, After a short wait, Happy walk in the room. The fun begins. She gave a Great performance with all positions and was eager to please. Will repeat!

Face 8
Body 8
TS 8
performance 9

Thanks for the Posts

High Speed,
That is funny I'm a little older and forget things also. But it seems when I ask Jackson to help he not only resets my password he lets me know who I am!

This is your first post. I'm going to call you out on this one also.

Does Happy have tattoos?
If so where's the most noticeable?

I don't believe you and I think you're up to no good!
However I might have to agree with your anthology of yourself :)

Keep an eye on this clown.
Have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend my brothers!

Hit That Thing
AJ

PS
You can also check your second post because its a lie to! Unless the person who answered your phone call knows something about yourself that you're not telling us! Damit is that (((BACON))) I smell.


[QUOTE=High Speed]Hey Guy.. I an not a newbie but I forgot my user name/password and had to re register ( I am the DUMMY)

Thanks to several posts from Big Daddy Don, Sleazebum and Solitaire One, I made a visit to 14K and ask for Happy, After a short wait, Happy walk in the room. The fun begins. She gave a Great performance with all positions and was eager to please. Will repeat!

Face 8
Body 8
TS 8
performance 9

Thanks for the Posts[/QUOTE]

Northern Kentucky
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This is what I've been talking about seems it has come to a reality again. Happened in September of last year in our area.

How long Is it before your SO is scoping the area for your car? or all these places are too few and far between?

I don't see why we can't keep this to PM`s between trusted seniors.

This Fucking cop literally quotes USASexGuide as one of their sources of intelligence.

We can make a difference!
Just one man of many men`s opinion!
AJ

[QUOTE=A John]Northern Kentucky
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AJ[/QUOTE]
The link doesn't work. Could you please re-submit it?

[quote=Superman06]The link doesn't work. Could you please re-submit it?[/quote]
Try this one:
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I went to 1333 midday on Thursday, 5/22. There was a sign on the door saying "closed for remodeling. " I assumed it was closed and did not ring the bell. Is it still operating?

I walked a couple blocks to 14k and saw Diane. She's 30-something and decent-looking with big silicone balloons. OK shower and massage followed by CBJ. Then we tried numerous positions. She put on a good show. I'd return.

My first post!

Sorry don`t know what happend
One is to the store and the other is to a video where they name USASG as a source of information.
AJ

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