Lauren, of the tryst variety
So recently had a dream, and ohhhh boy, it as a doozy. So I get to this hotel, I'm the only car in the parking lot with some sketch hanging about. Wait a bit and finally get called up to the room. I am about to lear but my floppy-to-hard brain thing got the best of my thinking brain. I slink up to the second floor room, the door is open, I am instructed via text to enter. I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense. As soon as I enter I am greeted with an enthusiastic "Hi" form the bathroom. She's pooping. Like not a small-time "going to scatter a few deer pellets here and there", I'm talking big-city pooping. IT was basically a freighter ship being propelled out of a lady sphincter at high high force. And the smell. Boy. My brother once hit deer on 295 a few years ago and the remains of the deer got stuck in the grill of the car and the heat of the summer made one of the most fowl smelling experiences I have had on this side of the Mississippi. This poop was worse. However, I was still horny so I stayed. Lauren is not the lady in her pictures anymore. What I found was an impish young female-human, with a gut and a face that looked like a cross between the smurfs and some 1840's woodcut depiction of baba yaga the witch. She's bubbly on top of that. I hate bubbly. But the BBJ was OK. She hopped on and I blew in the bag.
2 seconds after finishing, she's back to pooping.
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I know I don't post often here, but I also don't partake very often. When I do your reviews have proved invaluable. I have stumbled across this one a few times on stg now and it would actually be a perfect lunchtime dream. I could not find any reviews on her here by searching, but I could just be inept at searching LOL. Does anyone know anything about her?? Thanks in advance for any info.
Hope You Paid Under 60 Since She Does Lower Her Prices
[QUOTE=AutgMark;5901732]So recently had a dream, and ohhhh boy, it as a doozy. So I get to this hotel, I'm the only car in the parking lot with some sketch hanging about. Wait a bit and finally get called up to the room. I am about to lear but my floppy-to-hard brain thing got the best of my thinking brain. I slink up to the second floor room, the door is open, I am instructed via text to enter. I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense. As soon as I enter I am greeted with an enthusiastic "Hi" form the bathroom. She's pooping. Like not a small-time "going to scatter a few deer pellets here and there", I'm talking big-city pooping. IT was basically a freighter ship being propelled out of a lady sphincter at high high force. And the smell. Boy. My brother once hit deer on 295 a few years ago and the remains of the deer got stuck in the grill of the car and the heat of the summer made one of the most fowl smelling experiences I have had on this side of the Mississippi. This poop was worse. However, I was still horny so I stayed. Lauren is not the lady in her pictures anymore. What I found was an impish young female-human, with a gut and a face that looked like a cross between the smurfs and some 1840's woodcut depiction of baba yaga the witch. She's bubbly on top of that. I hate bubbly. But the BBJ was OK. She hopped on and I blew in the bag.
2 seconds after finishing, she's back to pooping.[/QUOTE]I saw Lauren the UTR girl who posts on Tryst, which makes me wonder how she can be UTR, she clearing is advertising a lot.
Although I do not remember a gut, her face is not like her pics, they were years ago. Not bad, but not the chick in her ad pics anymore.
I saw her for 55 coins and that was too much!
Her mic skills are horrible, very little mouth, instead she uses her hand and jerks jr. Heck if I wanted a hand job I would not need to go see Lauren!
I tried one more time, she needed money bad, and offered bear back full service for 75 coins, so I shot my swimmers into her puss.
I did not get her prego, she was the one who suggested bb, so she clearly does bb on a regular basis.
But still poor mic skills getting jr ready, so I never repeated.
So with the poop smell included I hope you paid less than 55 coins.