Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=F Blaster]I'm sorry your experience was so bad. I guess I caught a lucky break. This was the only time I truly enjoyed myself in a Latina place.

I just tried this place out yesterday and really enjoyed myself. Saw ad on Craigslist and I thought that this was too good to be true. $40 for 4 hand. This was not a basement apartment but a ground floor apartment. They had a room set up very nice. They had 3 woman there. Two short Latinas, one who was okay, and a taller latina who was attractive with nice boobs, a C cup I would say. The smaller Latina did not add much and seemed to be in training. The tall one gave a very good strong massage. The small one did some teasing and then on flip, some "accidental touching." For the price, I should have let them both finish the massage but I really just wanted to concentrate on the cute one. She told her name and it sounded something like Vanielle. For $30 extra, topless release with roaming and Russian. $20 for release with top on. Double the price to have both ladies do it. I guess it just depends who you get there but I would definitely repeat. Don't know if more is on the menu.

Anyone been to the new place in the Mercy building with the crabby doormen?

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In light of all the recent complaints about newbies not contributing enough to the board, I decided to add an update. For those that remember, or look, you'll see I had a hand in the discovery of one of our recent favorites that is now hard to find (appreciate any help with that one).

Three reasons I haven't posted much since then: 1. I was called out for it by the above mentioned favorite for all of the attention I directed at her, hence her fear of being targeted by our finest friends. She was really nice about it though, and showed me she wasn't still that mad at me. Damn I'd like to see her again. 2. Paranoia, especially with all the recent chatter 3. I haven't been getting out there much lately, and I simply don't have much to report.

So I'll throw what little I've got out there for everyone, hope it helps.

First of all, I haven't gotten any further than BBBJ or Nude HR anywhere yet but I've been offered more in a couple spots. One is the one mentioned earlier that is down the street from the great tacos and the closed massage parlor. The price changes every week, aywhere from $50 to $80 for the hour. Watch their ads and catch it on the cheap side. The girls are all pretty decent, PM me for names. Haven't been there for a couple months though, so I can't say who is working now. The other offer was from M at S. Down on wentworth, but I thought she was a little too fat for my first FS. Great massage, shower, HE and steam though.

I have seen Jean the "cleaning lady" on Ash. It must have been just after her scare because she got frustrated and made me do it myself with just a little help. That sucked because the TS and massage were awesome and she's a pretty hot older lady. I'd say 45 but you can never tell with them. Maybe she's relaxed a little now, would be worth a try.

I seem to see the same dude working at all these places, though, I'm not sure if he's one of the mentioned papasans on the forum. I've seen him on Ashland, Milwaukee, Western (I think he was filling in at Bella for a while), and Sunny. He knows me now, makes me feel kindof weird about going back to any of those spots. Thoughts on that anyone?

Have noticed AOL was closed for a couple weeks due to "water problems" according to a sign that was up, but I see it's open again. I've never been there but will TOFTT one of these days and let you know. That is on fullerton just west of western, I don't think they advertise. I'm also looking forward to trying lavish sometime, but am expecting the same latin pricing structure at both. Same thing with the one down on western, too. Pricey, and tough to negotiate.

So there's my Bucktown report, feel free to message me with any questions I've got a few of my own.

Oh, and one last thing, IMHO the best HR nude experience around here is found 1. 5 hours west on 90, in belvedere. Look on their board for ERS and ask for Nina. She fucking rocks, I can give you her schedule.

The first time I went to this place, there were two girls there - Molly and Tiffany. I wanted Tiffany, but she said she had an appointment coming, so I got Molly. 30's, blonde, cute, nice body with a few extra pounds. Offered nude hj for .8, which I passed on, then offered hj for .6. I countered with .4, and she quickly agreed. Decent finish, good massage, nice time, but nothing spectacular. I'd been having fantastic experiences lately, and this was not up to those standards.

I wondered if Tiffany was THE Tiffany that many had raved about. After getting confirmation that it is her, I went back the next week, specifically asking for Tiffany. Again, two girls - Tiffany and a 30 something Chinese woman.

I asked Tiffany for a firm massage, and boy, did she deliver! I was amazed at how strong her hands were. Her massage went from very deep and soothing to extremely light and sensual in an instant. Fantastic technique. I'd visit her even if she was strictly legit.

On the flip, she massaged me for a while and then went straight to work without negotiating or batting an eye. I asked her to remove her top, as I wanted a peek at those infamous tits. They did not disappoint. She took off her blouse to reveal that she was wearing a black sports bra. Seeing her take the bra off and put it back on afterwards with her back to me both times were two of the sexiest moments I've ever witnessed.

She was into making sure the hr was a good one. She looked me in the eye the entire time. After the finish, she cleaned me up with hot towels. I gave her a standard tip which she accepted without bothering to count it. I LOVE THAT!

If I had more funds available, I'd see her several times a week. Trying to get to her old place was a hassle. Now she couldn't be in a more convenient location for me. Right now is the best time in a long time at MP's, and I think it's about to get better.

Ok, I've been bombarded with pm's asking about Tiffany. I believe her new place doesn't want a lot of publicity (given the setup). I posted just to let her longtime fans know she's still around.

I will provide detailed location and contact info to TRUSTED seniors. Regular members will not get a response unless they have an extraordinary reporting history. Those with few posts shouldn't bother. Sorry, but that's the way it is.

Good for you man. She used to be extremely convenient for me, but now i guess not. Lucky for me she does outcall.



[QUOTE=F Blaster]

I asked Tiffany for a firm massage, and boy, did she deliver! I was amazed at how strong her hands were. Her massage went from very deep and soothing to extremely light and sensual in an instant. Fantastic technique. I'd visit her even if she was strictly legit.


If I had more funds available, I'd see her several times a week. Trying to get to her old place was a hassle. Now she couldn't be in a more convenient location for me. Right now is the best time in a long time at MP's, and I think it's about to get better.[/QUOTE]

I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Carb]I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information. Thanks![/QUOTE]With the address. It is a few blocks west of the main chinatown drag.

[QUOTE=Carb]I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information. Thanks![/QUOTE]Type elegant massage Chicago into Google. Seriously.

[QUOTE=Falken]Has anyone ever tried the "Personal Shaving" that Haiku advertises on CL? Just curious more than anything. I'm wondering if they are gentle down there They also advertise 4 hand for 1. 2 which isn't too horribly priced. Not sure if anyone has tried that there either.[/QUOTE]Long time lurker. First time poster. Long time mongerer as well. Around long enough to remember Lyons, Cicero, Manneheim Road in their heydays, then the great fashion shows of the 90s, and the AMPs when they actually gave you a table shower as part of the deal.

I have been using Ivy at TLC on Wallace in Bridgeport for my personal shaving for a couple of years now. Yeah, don't hate on me because I manscape. I play a lot in the swinger world and its my experience the girls like it all clean now.

Anyway, as discussed often on this board, Ivy is a legit therapist. Tim the owner does not allow stuff in his spa. It is a very clean enviroment. She uses a new blade on me everytime, and I get a massage afterwards from her. They are slow right now, so nows a good time to get in there if you need it done. Her prices are very very reasonable compared to other places I have been.

[QUOTE=Carb]I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information.

Thanks![/QUOTE][url]http://www.yelp.com/biz/elegant-beauty-salon-chicago-2#query:erotic%20massage[/url]

I said nothing about prostitution, what's that, a new soft drink or something? No one is on here for prostitution, I was simply looking for a great tantric massage, which they advertise on CL. Have you been here before?

[QUOTE=Dr Black Cock].8 and you want me to keep the towel on? Oh no you didn't answer your cell phone while barely touching my back. You call this a massage? Now look AM lady, I asked you at the door was this Really a Tantra massage. What do you mean, what is Tantra massage? What do you mean keep the towel on because your boss might come on. In fact, tell your boss to come in, because I did not travel all the way to chicago on the brown line in the late night for a terrible massage. AW ok, so now you want to end on happy terms. Fine, but I am still upset with the massage. You want what? Ok, so any amount will do, here take these 3 dollars and have a nice life![/QUOTE]

My first AMP experience was at this place. 1.35 for the half hour with Billie Jean. Sophia (whom I am not refering) had to call Haven Jones in because Billie Jean was taking too long to finish the massage. After reading the reports on here though I feel as if I was outwitted, over charged, and overall unsatisfied with my first time AMP experience.

[QUOTE=Carb]I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information. Thanks![/QUOTE]

I forgot to mention, i did return for a second visit in which Sophia and I negotiated based on my last terrible experience. .55 for the half hour in which she once again called in Heaven Jones who rushed me out because of my negotiation techniques. I don't like Sophia very much. Because we negotiated so low, while Heaven Jones was massaging me my cell phone began roaming and Sophia actually moved back, totally opposite from my last visit. Will I return, probably not, but hey these were my first two visits. Based on the reports here i may go back and see the other Lady.

[QUOTE=Carb]I'll be coming into Chicago Friday evening from the West coast. Can someone give the address of Elegant so I don't wander all over Chinatown looking for it? I tried an on-line directory but no luck. Are they open late? You guys do a great job of reviewing these places and giving useful information.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

Found myself RELAXing at a certain AMP. FIrst time I had been to this joint, but was in the mood for an exploration mission. I drew the name Cindy. Small petite I'd rate a 6, and I'm picky. Her face is easily forgettable. Massage was fantastic! very thorough full body that got every bit of 60 minutes. (which by the way was .6). On flip front side was massaged and I recieved a hand gesture which I returned with a wink, no negotiation, .4 got the job done. HE could have been better, but I was satisfied with massage alone so I was still happy as a pig in poo!

Gonna try to get out somewhere else next week. Will post results!

Sal

So I had to be in Chicago and after hearing that the asian AMPs there are much better than in Milwaukee I looked up several listings on BP under Body Rubs. There were a few private providers that intrigued me so I tried them first but got only answering machines with no return phone call. So I stopped at the nearest asian AMP which happened to be at 616 Childs St. In Wheaton.

The short version is DON'T GO. A waste of time and money. The details are below. Where are the good AMPs I keep reading about?

When I arrived the door was locked with a door bell. A good sign that it may not be completely legit, right? The woman who answered the door was about 6 feet tall (unusual) but well proportioned and I thought "not bad". She appeared to be the only one there. 60 min with table shower was $85. Table shower is usually a good sign because they use that to judge your reaction and weed out LE. No cover drape on the table, another good sign. I got undressed and waited for her to pick me up for the shower.

She came in carrying the covering sheet and acted flustered that I was sitting there nude. She told me to lay face down and when I asked about the shower she said "afterwards to clean off the oil. " OK, weird but makes sense I guess. When I lay down she covered me with the sheet. I asked if it was necessary and she said just for a few minutes. OK, well I can be flexible.

She then started pressing all over on top of the sheet. I hate that cause I like the feeling of skin. When that was done she pulled the sheet down to the top of my butt and started with the oil. A reasonably good job but when I used my hands to pull the sheet down a little she kept pulling it back up. WTF? She eventually undraped one leg at a time, but was always careful to keep the butt crack covered. This really ticks me off, like they have never seen a male butt before.

On the flip I managed to get the sheet only covering my cock, and she came close but was very careful not to bump it. I got hard once but she was being so careful it was hard to maintain it. Once when I opened my eyes she asked "What are you looking at? " Sorry? I have to keep my eyes closed too?

Last chance. The shower. She was very insistent that I cover myself with a towel for the walk to the shower. Like I said we were the only people there, but a shower is a shower right? NO, she covered the butt and then the groin with a wet towel during the shower. When I said she acted like she had never seen a cock before she said "I have seen my husbands, sorry. " Such a straight line, but I resisted the obvious.

In the end as I was leaving she specifically asked for a tip. Again I resisted saying "do I LOOK happy? " Not the best massage, only minor opportunity to flash which was not appreciated and NO HE. I'm putting this on my list of don't bother.

[QUOTE=Dr Black Cock]I said nothing about prostitution, what's that, a new soft drink or something? No one is on here for prostitution, I was simply looking for a great tantric massage, which they advertise on CL. Have you been here before?[/QUOTE]

You might be better off with this. :)

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I'm going to the four hands place on Foster/California and am pretty excited because apparently I am getting Samantha. Plan on reporting back later today to let everyone know how it went.

Wandering around our Chinatown is a very interesting experience. It's safe too.

Elegant is a good choice. But, you will see others that have been reviewed here. Elegant closes around 9:00 PM Some of the ladies are sometimes willing to join you for dinner at a nereby restaurant. Just dinner and maybe some weak conversation beasue their engrish is not too good. Depends what kind of mood she/they are in and what kind of tip you give them. $ tip is max that I would recommend. Start lower

They accept CC FYI

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]Wandering around our Chinatown is a very interesting experience. It's safe too.

Elegant is a good choice. But, you will see others that have been reviewed here. Elegant closes around 9:00 PM Some of the ladies are sometimes willing to join you for dinner at a nereby restaurant. Just dinner and maybe some weak conversation beasue their engrish is not too good. Depends what kind of mood she/they are in and what kind of tip you give them. $ tip is max that I would recommend. Start lower

They accept CC FYI[/QUOTE]Are you comfortable leaving a paper trail all the way back to your house and maybe loved ones?

If you can, always pay cash.

First time reporter. Please let me know if I'm following code. It is strict here for good reason.

Haven't been to too many AMP's but Elle was perfectly typical. Buzzer to get in and doing table showers sounds like HJ central, right? The entry fee was. 45 for the half. 40 year old in shorts greets me. The short of it was nothing happened, please read on for details.

I go in the room, take off my clothes and she comes in and goes to work. I do some gental roaming and she doesn't seem to mind. We flip on my request because I express interest for her to work my inner thigh. She does it hard and reptitive. She's even getting a finger in my butt on each rub up my leg. I don't know about you guys but I am not down for that at all. The only good thing about that is she is open to some happiness. Half is done and she does the ending-hand-cup-slaps on my quad? Ow! I look her in the eyes and say "Is that it. Really? " Yep! She asks if I want a table shower. She asks for a tip. I said no and gave her. 2.

Did the table shower mean something that I missed?

Is $20 waaaaay too much?

[QUOTE=Wetboy]So I had to be in Chicago and after hearing that the asian AMPs there are much better than in Milwaukee I looked up several listings on BP under Body Rubs. There were a few private providers that intrigued me so I tried them first but got only answering machines with no return phone call. So I stopped at the nearest asian AMP which happened to be at 616 Childs St. In Wheaton.

The short version is DON'T GO. A waste of time and money. The details are below. Where are the good AMPs I keep reading about?

When I arrived the door was locked with a door bell. A good sign that it may not be completely legit, right? The woman who answered the door was about 6 feet tall (unusual) but well proportioned and I thought "not bad". She appeared to be the only one there. 60 min with table shower was $85. Table shower is usually a good sign because they use that to judge your reaction and weed out LE. No cover drape on the table, another good sign. I got undressed and waited for her to pick me up for the shower.

She came in carrying the covering sheet and acted flustered that I was sitting there nude. She told me to lay face down and when I asked about the shower she said "afterwards to clean off the oil. " OK, weird but makes sense I guess. When I lay down she covered me with the sheet. I asked if it was necessary and she said just for a few minutes. OK, well I can be flexible.

She then started pressing all over on top of the sheet. I hate that cause I like the feeling of skin. When that was done she pulled the sheet down to the top of my butt and started with the oil. A reasonably good job but when I used my hands to pull the sheet down a little she kept pulling it back up. WTF? She eventually undraped one leg at a time, but was always careful to keep the butt crack covered. This really ticks me off, like they have never seen a male butt before.

On the flip I managed to get the sheet only covering my cock, and she came close but was very careful not to bump it. I got hard once but she was being so careful it was hard to maintain it. Once when I opened my eyes she asked "What are you looking at? " Sorry? I have to keep my eyes closed too?

Last chance. The shower. She was very insistent that I cover myself with a towel for the walk to the shower. Like I said we were the only people there, but a shower is a shower right? NO, she covered the butt and then the groin with a wet towel during the shower. When I said she acted like she had never seen a cock before she said "I have seen my husbands, sorry. " Such a straight line, but I resisted the obvious.

In the end as I was leaving she specifically asked for a tip. Again I resisted saying "do I LOOK happy? " Not the best massage, only minor opportunity to flash which was not appreciated and NO HE. I'm putting this on my list of don't bother.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear your story. Next time, why don't you just ask whether they do a HE before you start the massage.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]Ok, I've been bombarded with pm's asking about Tiffany. I believe her new place doesn't want a lot of publicity (given the setup). I posted just to let her longtime fans know she's still around.

I will provide detailed location and contact info to TRUSTED seniors. Regular members will not get a response unless they have an extraordinary reporting history. Those with few posts shouldn't bother. Sorry, but that's the way it is.[/QUOTE]I am sorry that you feel this way. Some of us would love to be more of hobbyist but I actually can't afford it and I have to scrap and save for months to get enough to treat myself. I have by the way posted about every single experience I have had in the skokie area since I live there.

Sorry for the bother.

Ten posts in two and a half years is not enough to give you information on a place that's trying to keep a low profile. I gave the info to some people I now regret. I don't know you and I'm not familiar with your reports. If you're a regular member, you have to have a good, consistent reporting history for me to be able to trust you. Some regular members who regularly post on this board asked for the info and got it. Some seniors who only post three or four times a year didn't. I don't want to pass good intel to just anyone, and then find out the place is closed a few weeks later.

I'm sorry if that offends you, but I don't regret my stance. I'd rather piss a few people off that I rarely read reports from than to see my favorite providers shut down.

Based on F Blaster's report, I'm almost positive I saw the same two women he saw, and for sure one named Samantha. The four-hands deal is a .40 donation and I was really skeptical going in, especially after Silvio's report. To answer the question; yes more is on the menu.

Like Silvio, I was led down to a basement apartment which was pretty nice, leather couches and the like. It's clean. Samantha met me at the door. She's probably in her late 40's, has black hair and was wearing a long dark dress. She's not super-attractive but has milf characteristics and looks like she has a lot of experience, which I found out later - boy does she ever. Probably b-cups. Another, what I call 'bowling ball' looking young chick named Nancy was the other masseuse. She's very short, a little round, has huge titties, really inexperienced and is clearly in training.

One of the bedrooms has been turned into the massage room and was nice and dark and cool in the middle of the day. Clean, too. Donation was never mentioned and the girls came back in and started the massage.

Samantha is very strong and gives a great legit massage. Nancy was mainly on the legs and was just kind of practicing the stuff Samantha was doing. But having both of them rub me down at the same time felt really good. There was plenty of grazing and a couple of full fledged tugs throughout the session, which lasted about 35 minutes. After flipping over I couldn't help but stand at attention after all the grazing. There was a legit front session for five or maybe 10 minutes before Samantha asked me if I wanted to hear about extras. Yeah, I really did.

Same stuff F Blaster was offered except I was told double (convertible) CBJ for $. This really interested me and I went with it. Samantha had great technique, started with Russian then tag teamed with Nancy, back and forth a couple of times. I would bring multiple covers if this is your option, because they kept sanitizing in between. Nancy was inexperienced here but willing to learn. It was a great finish and I can't wait to go back. Would like to see other apprentices though. I was told by Samantha she is there every day but Sunday. She is older, but I've had a great afterglow all day and cannot stop thinking about it. Totally worth it. Props F Blaster

Incredible. Ugly, Old and Fat weren't even allowed to get on the bus.
About 30 years from now these beauties will be ready for Chicago.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wLWro6a7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/url]

Stopped by Elegant to visit Shirley. Bad news, she is on vacation for two to three months. The girl on the couch looked spent, so against my better judgment I went with Sophia for the first time. Bad move, I don't know what it is but as soon as I walk in one of these joints Lil Bildo comandeers my blood flow and I go brain dead. Lucky for me I followed one of my old rules, never bring in more than I am willing to spend.

The massage was mediocre, too much lotion and just her hands moving around pretending to massage. We get to the flip and the negotiations begin. What a mood killer. She wants .60 for a clothed HE and I say no way. She sensed I was getting reaqdy to walk and just eat the door fee and I finally negotiate a topless HE for less then her clothed HE price. Went for the half hour and spent a little more than I wanted but still considerably less than $. Her technique was not bad but I really resent haggling over upselling in a place that is far from luxurious with out a TS. What the others have said about her is true, she counts on us being mezmerized and too horny to walk. I may return, but not with her or until I know Shirley is back or there is some new talent.

- Bildo

[QUOTE=Mengzi]Incredible. Ugly, Old and Fat weren't even allowed to get on the bus.
About 30 years from now these beauties will be ready for Chicago.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wLWro6a7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/url][/QUOTE]I was once in western China, a small city with a lot of tourists, both Chinese and foreign. I picked a random direction and just started walking, past apartments, stores, restaurants, and row after row of nail salons. As I walked past one, I looked over and saw the most adorable spinner sitting on a stool right out front. She was everything you want a Chinese girl to be: pristine dark bangs hanging over her dark eyes, a perfect face, and a trim little body anchored by beautiful long legs. She beckoned me over, and as I approached her magnificent visage, she looked up at me, made an okay sign with one hand and slid the index finger of her other in and out. Then she held up two fingers, indicating 200 Yuan, which is about $30. I had a good night.

[QUOTE=Mengzi]Incredible. Ugly, Old and Fat weren't even allowed to get on the bus.
About 30 years from now these beauties will be ready for Chicago.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wLWro6a7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/url][/QUOTE]Wow. I should definitely visit Macau.

[QUOTE=David Peter]Sorry to hear your story. Next time, why don't you just ask whether they do a HE before you start the massage.[/QUOTE]In my experience, they get very nervous about guys that ask right up front. I've been told more than once that I "look like a cop" so just asking up front usually convinces them that I am and ends all chance of anything else. Maybe its just my curse, but I've learned to look for other signs. This place had many of the signs but none of the delivery. I thought I'd warn other hobbyists off this place. Just my little service. Not intending to whine.

I dont have any loved ones and I live in a box under the bridge - lol

Dont necessarily use CC but they accept CC's and I just thought I would add that in my report

Let me just reinterate....Elegant is a good choice

this place has been poorly reviewd in the past by me and others who have TOFTT

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]this place has been poorly reviewd in the past by me and others who have TOFTT[/QUOTE]Note to self - read farther into the past - I didn't go all the way back to February before I made my choice.

It would be great if we could have a database where a specific location could be checked without having to scan through many many reports. OK, enough whining, I'll look harder next time, thanks for pointing that out.

[QUOTE=Paintedbird]I was once in western China, a small city with a lot of tourists, both Chinese and foreign. I picked a random direction and just started walking, past apartments, stores, restaurants, and row after row of nail salons. As I walked past one, I looked over and saw the most adorable spinner sitting on a stool right out front. She was everything you want a Chinese girl to be: pristine dark bangs hanging over her dark eyes, a perfect face, and a trim little body anchored by beautiful long legs. She beckoned me over, and as I approached her magnificent visage, she looked up at me, made an okay sign with one hand and slid the index finger of her other in and out. Then she held up two fingers, indicating 200 Yuan, which is about $30. I had a good night.[/QUOTE]

I traveled to Beijing and Shanghai last year. Buying pu$$y is illegal but it is just as easy to buy as a loaf of bread. No need to look for some...it will find you.

Had a great time at Lifetime Spa in Skokie. Susan is an over 40 AMP but what a great massage and what a rack she has. On the flip she asked if I wanted extras and I said I wanted DATY and what a nice box she has. She moaned like a kitten and then after 15 minutes she gave me a CBJ and I swear I was going to break the cover when I shot my load. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=Zrdt1]Had a great time at Lifetime Spa in Skokie. Susan is an over 40 AMP but what a great massage and what a rack she has. On the flip she asked if I wanted extras and I said I wanted DATY and what a nice box she has. She moaned like a kitten and then after 15 minutes she gave me a CBJ and I swear I was going to break the cover when I shot my load. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]Many mentions of this place on the skokie board, been planning on checking it out soon.

I will report.

[QUOTE=Zrdt1]Had a great time at Lifetime Spa in Skokie. Susan is an over 40 AMP but what a great massage and what a rack she has. On the flip she asked if I wanted extras and I said I wanted DATY and what a nice box she has. She moaned like a kitten and then after 15 minutes she gave me a CBJ and I swear I was going to break the cover when I shot my load. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]Correction: Marie's is the one that's been getting the good reports lately, not Lifetime. If Susan is the same older lady mentioned in recent reports on the skokie board, others were not too impressed. Or maybe they got somebody new?

[QUOTE=Wetboy]It would be great if we could have a database where a specific location could be checked without having to scan through many many reports.[/QUOTE]

On some boards (eg: the DC massage board) there are kind souls that summarize recent reviews quarterly by location and post them. It's a good way to see which shops are open and reliable, but it does require someone to do the work.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1923063960.html[/url]

Not a massage parlour, but she comes to you as an outcall. She is the girl in the pics, (although in the pics she's about 20 pounds lighter.) nice girl, attractive but gave me a massage so crappy I almost wanted to just tell her to stop. Same repetitive boring motions with no power at all, it was laughable really. I asked her if she massaged anything else and we settled on a handjob for an addition 50, so if you see her rates you can tell I was very dissapointed overall, with that total amount would have been better spent elsewhere obviously! So I just wanted to write this report to let you all know you should avoid at all costs! When you think about it, it's very risky to have any of these craigslist or backpage girls come massage you for 150 an hour, because at that price point you're guaranteed nothing really, and on top of that they may ask you for additional fees for a HJ as in this case.

I'm looking forward to what the new casino in Des Plaines will bring to our hobby. I'm sure they will not allow loitering in the lobby like you see in that video. But due to it's proximirty to O'Hare, this new casino will be very different from the others we have here. I'm guessing (and hoping) the lounges and hotels in the area will be buzzing with activity.

[QUOTE=Mengzi]Incredible. Ugly, Old and Fat weren't even allowed to get on the bus.
About 30 years from now these beauties will be ready for Chicago.

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